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<![CDATA[Okay, so it's my turn now and I've got two choices. Write something amazing and then turn out to be a weirdo. Or Write something normal and turn out to be just that - NORMAL :-) It's a Friday evening and I would love some company. Just about anything goes for me - movie, drinks, dinner? Whatever you choose, it'll be a friday evening well spent with a guy who's cute, 5'10", black/hazel, fun, adventurous, ambitious, hard-working, independent, passionate. And just so you know I'm not spam - Austin. Lake Travis. Kerbey Lake. Alamo Drafthouse. And it's beautiful weather tonight in Austin. Has been all day long. So why wait another day? Give me a shout.]]>

<![CDATA[Do you like to go out to festivals, art galleries, paint or draw? Did you used to dress funcky or alternative in college and miss that now that you are a professional? Yeah thats me. and i'm looking for a sweet girl to hang out with and get to know..see where things go. im 28m hispanic clean cut business type. im 6'2 200lbs short brown hair and brown eyes. educated, laid back, easy going, fun type of guy. now i work and have to be the professional, but i would like to meet a girl that i can go out and do fun stuff together...just really cool artsy festival type of stuff like back in the day. a girl who is already a professional and is well established in her career., but still likes to do fun stuff around town, without things getting out of hand. im a bit old fashion in some areas. i like a girl that is nice, and sweet. i like to treat her to flowers, open doors for her, pillow talk. but i also like a girl that doesnt mind going to bars every now and then...or trying out new restaurants or hang outs wihtout complaining about not wanting to try new foods, or that the bar is a little grungy. anyway....were there you are...if i were to meet a nice girl like this...id want to get to know her..and see how things work out...and definately open to a long term relationship kind of thing. hope to hear from you if you are out there. artsy business man ]]>

<![CDATA[hey i need some company tonight i'm lonely can you help me out. you can contact me with out a pic and i will send you one if you want to work it that way ]]>

<![CDATA[I'm thinking texmex and hit the comedy club anyone want to go? I need a hot date tonight! haha. I'm nice easy going, in good shape and single. I just want to have a great time tonight any great women interested? ]]>

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<![CDATA[I am looking for a nice and introverted woman. Someone who is on a calm/quite side of things and who really dislikes drama. I am very easy-going also. I am also attractive, and in nice shape. Age is not important, but I would really like someone who is not into playing games. Email me your picture if you have one.]]>

<![CDATA[I'm a real guy. I like the Barton Creek Greenbelt, Whole Foods, Austin Java... I'd like to meet a real woman with some Austin interests (e.g. the above). A beautiful Saturday out in the park, maybe a movie, maybe a lunch or dinner. I'd just like to spend some quality time with a nice woman. I'm newly single and haven't been able to connect with anyone yet. Not a club-goer and probably don't want to get involved with a party-hardy type anyway. I need someone that I can relate too. I would like to get to know an intelligent, funny, cute, active lady. Are you tired of fakes and phonies? I'm a real honest and respectful guy who still knows how to have a good time. Let's talk.]]>

<![CDATA[I'm a simple guy who takes it day to day, I try not to think of the future to far ahead because experieince has taught me that alot can change very quickly. I'm an honest, loyal & down to earth guy. I've been w/ a small amount of woman, becuase I would like something meaningful over one night of sex. I feel that I'm ready to be loved & to give alot of love back. I don't care more about money & image then being myself & giving all that I have. I'm not in a hurry to jump into anything, but I know I'm ready to open up & give things a chance. I'm 5'9 weight about 200 and I'm 29 years old. I hope to hear back ]]>

<![CDATA[Dont know what to type kindy shy but here it goes things I do and like to do all fitness activities, exercise at my home gym, power walking, bicycling, hiking, gardening, nature, laughing, cooking, reading, learning new things, current events, adventures, travel, day trips, theater, family,different places to eat, taking care of my home. And now for the the things I think I am affectionate and generous, honest, open, an excellent communicator, have no serious financial problems, no mental problems, no criminal mindset, and take care of myself.]]>

<![CDATA[Thought I would post today to see if I can attract a petite dark haired beauty into anyone if not all of the three above. I'm 47, dark blond/brown, about 185lbs, 6'1 and in Pflugerville. Have a ton of interest; live music, art, hiking, camping...but right now? Just wanna pop the top and go for a drive. VW conv awaits an attractive, down to earth, petite brunette over the age of 40 that has her shit together mostly. Light smoker/drinker and only '420' is tolerable :) Looking for long term, not a short term ride :) ]]>

<![CDATA[Hello Ladies, Looking for fun lady to enjoy riding with me on my motorcycle. Looking for friends first. Would like for us to get to know each other first before we think about dating. Just looking for a nice, fun, clean cut lady to enjoy riding with me for starters.I am a member of a group here in Austin and we are riding just about every weekend! Are you ready for some fun? PLEASE send recent picture and PLEASE tell me a little about yourself! Thanks, Gary Live To Ride! ]]>

<![CDATA[Hey there, thanks for taking the time to read my post. I was waiting for devine intervention, but I decided to help the intervention along by posting here on Craigslist, (lol). Well a little bit about me, let's see, 5'11"   I have brown eyes,  salt and pepper hair.    I've been blessed financially and I'd like to meet someone financially secure and with a good christian background.    I am active in and out of my Church. I been working as a counselor for troubled teens for the last 7 years. I love to golf, basketball, martial arts or do anything outdoors.   Serious inquiries only, no game players please and no spammers. Look forward to hearing from you.]]>

<![CDATA[I am a home health nurse, and it sucks that I have to do charting on my company laptop, so I want to meet a nice lady that when I am bored out of my ASS and PISSED off because I have to work the week-end, I want to relax. I am leaving Houston (Nasa) because I do not want to work this week-end at home, and I don't want my idiot boss calling me on my company cell phone to tell me there is an emergency admission or care! So what's my solution...Go to Austin to where they tell me all the FINE ladies are!!! So if you want to meet at a coffee shop, pub, 6th street, or Lake Travis, send me an e-mail, better yet, IM me on Yahoo Messenger...id name is zshootz. It's a Hawaiian thing cuz I moved from Hawaii to Houston. CRAZY, but when I sold my house for $867,000 in Hawaii and bought a bunch of properties in Houston, it was not so crazy after all....LOL... C YA LADIES...]]>

<![CDATA[I'm just a lonely guy that has been in Austin for about 6 years now, all the while raising my 2 daughters. Now they are grown so it's time to pay attention to my personal life again. I am very soft hearted, shy, and soft spoken, but you would never know by looking at me that I just adore wearing womens panties, mini skirts, bras etc. The silkier the better, and I do love pink. I'm not gay, I very much love women and everything to do with them. I am not interested in being with a guy, but it would be nice to curl up with my lady, playing in each others panties!! Yes I know that the odds of a decent girl accepting this is probably about 20 trillion to 1, but there is a chance. We can go shopping together, pick out each others clothes, shave each other, whatever your little heart desires. I like younger women than myself, and the thinner the better. I also love long hair, the more blonde the more I like it. Outside the bedroom I am as normal as any guy out there, but once that door closes we jump into our matching nighties and bang the night away. See.....I CAN be your best friend and your lover. Ever wondered what it would be like? Just give it a shot!! My whole family knows about my dressing, and nobody has ever been negative about it at all. Please, if you have ever thought it would be kinda cool.....just let it happen. Then the 2 of us can be happy like we want to be. I can send pics by request, I am just at work right now. Those pics can be dressed up or not, your choice. I am 6' tall and about 205 lbs, short hair and blue eyes. I also have a mustache. Have a great day.]]>

<![CDATA[wow.....um to sum myself up I am 5'-11" 150 lbs brown hair, brown eyes I love swimming, and rock climbing. I'm artistic, musical, spontaneous, and i enjoy the finer things in life. I like watching thunderstorms..... I wish I was Jason Bourne lol I am an atheist and proud of it...so if that bothers you....bye tell me little bit about yourself, a response gets a picture _ciao ]]>

<![CDATA[hey ladies, i am 20 years old and i own a cell phone store. I am very ambitious and im trying to obtain a few more stores. I work every day of the week so i never find time to meet women. Im looking for a younge pretty girl who wants to maybe go out to dinner and maybe go out to the club, and spend the night together. If your interested eight three two four eight eight eight eight zero three is my numero!! My names Allen! P.s im the guy in the blue polo in the pic!]]>

<![CDATA[Hello.. and Warm Greetings to my little post. Not my usual style or usual place to seek a new friend... but feeling led to mix it up a little bit. As the title says I am indeed; Creative, Gentle, Articulate, Spiritual, Down to Earth, Compassionate, and Caring. I have lived in Austin for 8 years now... and this is a real ad. Down to earth and comfortable in my own skin. I have been wearing it for 42 years... and it seems just about right at this point. Slightly broken in, a nice weathered patina, and refining character chiseled from a life of different paths less explored by fellow travelers. Seeking authenticity from myself, friends & others is a prime directive of life. I wish to keep my pace of life sloooow, peace filled, rest filled, fun, and authentic. I am NOT about status, luxury cars, job titles, boasting, being loud, or self centerd. I AM about being real, relaxed, genuine, caring, and a good influence. I am deeply spiritual, and have a personal relationship with the LORD that I am happy, proud and content with. Though I am NOT judging, nor a finger pointer. I believe my FAITH is how one is supposed to live it out.. by showing the love of the Lord by relationship and character. I seek a smart, classic, caring, artsy new friend. Someone who has a street awareness combined with a solid sense of discernment and wisdom. She would be not striving to impress but interested in seeking what is best. You would be along the spiritual path at a high level of understanding than most, or interested in getting there. I mix well with most types... and have been told by many I am a joy filled soul to be around. I have never been married, have no kids, but two dogs that will make you laugh and smile. Send me a note.. and a photo if this little ad intrigues. I am 42... but am open to over or under that number. IMPORTANT... please send a photo if you wish for a response. I live in Central/North Austin.. but am open to a Southie as well. ;-) <joke> The photos below are of me, me and a sweet little angel at a Mexican orphanage, and my two furry amigos.... "Turbo Max" and "Ephesian."]]>

<![CDATA[Handsome &Kind seeks: Super-Smart Hottie - date for PinkProm (SGKomen) Kind, Handsome Fellow wonders - is there a Super-Smart Hottie who's looking for... more? Are you way smart, in good shape, but things could be a bit better with some added appreciation, understanding and affection from a good man? Maybe you're too busy, or travel too much, or your situation just could use a bit of excitement, some romantic electricity. Or could it be that you just haven't met the right one yet? A handsome, considerate, single entrepreneur has many friends, professional challenges, loves Austin - and now wonders if you are out there, maybe wondering too... I've been invited to a Pink Prom / fundraiser for great cause (Susan G Komen Fdn) at a cool little place I know - I'd like to go, and have a playful date to share it with. Nice wine, music, dancin', movie optional... Sound like fun? And if that goes well - Would you like to spend a cozy evening with a considerate, good looking man, filled with witty banter, lively conversation (including him actually listening!), nice red wine (or a fine microbrew, or maybe a Reposada Tequila or Cognac)? Watching (or ignoring) a quality TV show, Indie film, or chick-flick, cooking yummy food, whether I cook for you or we cook together? And then repeat again soon, as mutual schedules allow? Maybe next week a gallery opening, see some cool art, then slip back to the house for listening to music and making out on the couch, cuddle up and watch a smart indie flick, or Tivo'ed The Daily Show, Gray's Anatomy, or an English comedy, or - well, any ideas occur to you? Not looking to fight the crowds on the weekend, but maybe live music on a weeknight, mostly just enjoying each other's company? If any of these thoughts struck a cord with you, I invite you to do the following: Send me a brief note, even just one or two sentences, maybe mention what you thought about as you read this. A pic or a few words on how I should picture you would be nice, but not necessary. I'm in good shape, looking for same. (rule of thumb - I wear 34'' waist jeans, you should be able to throw them on to run out and grab the morning paper while I make some fine Brazilian coffee, so we can wrestle for the comics to read while we ignore the morning news). Me - 6ft 180lbs advanced degrees, nice hair, cute face, other assets... NOTE - By the way - this particular event is just a good example of how we might spend some nice time together, if the timing doesn't happen to work, no worries, we'll find another cool opportunity :-) ]]>

<![CDATA[hey...if you have to ask who Katie Hepburn is then...well...I know she is long deader than a doornail, and I do not have any freaky thing for her in particular, I just needed a silly line to open this silly email....Don't get me wrong...she was a fine actor and quite a little pistol in her day...OK..dammit maybe I do have a thing for her type....so if you are fiesty, good looking, completely your own person, (underline completely please) have a carefree but serious attitude, and like guys like Humphrey and Spencer..then you could be a Hep gal..and I might like you.]]>

<![CDATA[I AM WANTING TO HAVE A PLAY MATE I AM SEXY HOT YOUNG AND BLACK,ALL WOMEN WELCOME PIC FOR PIC!]]>

<![CDATA[how are you ladies doing?i'm johnny and i'm looking for a woman to spend some time with.i'm really anxious to meet someone....i just moved here and there's lots that i'd like to do but it's hard to do things by myself.really though,i'm all about chillin and enjoying good conversation.i like to go out too,but i'm not the party animal i used to be...i'm sorry about not having a picture up,i just don't want anybody to try and use it for something perverted.contact me and i'll let you see me as much as you want to.]]>

<![CDATA[im past my mid thirties, don't drink or smoke. just looking for someone that is fit, likes to go on walks and enjoying each others company at home, im easy going and like to say laid back, im a one person guy and im looking for a woman thats the same, im tired of the games. so if your looking for a few of those qualities in a guy, write me a note, sending a pic is nice too. ]]>

<![CDATA[SWM Professional going for a couple of drinks at Sherlock's Baker Street Pub at 183/Burnet. Attractive, fun, and easy going...let see what can happen. black hair/hazel eyes, 5'10" 170#, be outside in a brown shoes, blue jeans, green polo with a big smile. come and say hello ;) be there by 5:30 till....]]>

<![CDATA[Hi, please send me an e-mail and we can talk.]]>

<![CDATA[Fun 4 Free or Free 4 Fun? i'm 6'4 green eyes, athletic. I love hanging out at the lake, river, whatever the case calls for . I will NOT reply unless you include a pic .. you see me, i want to see you.. ]]>

<![CDATA[I am new in town recently relocated from Portland, Oregon and work a good portion of my time. I always attempt to meet people outside of bars, but it has been difficult because of my schedule. I am looking for someone to show me around a bit. Could this person be you? I am 6' tall with red hair and a beard. if you send me your photo I will send you one of me looking really cool. Nate]]>

<![CDATA[I am a good natured trustworthy 33 year old guy. I play the piano and teach piano lessons to make a living. Music has been my love, but it’s not the “be all end all” either. Some things are more important. I love seeing live music, biking, hiking, movies, and good meals. I love the outdoors but also love just relaxing at the house. I also enjoy working around my house and helping others with their own projects. I am a monogamous type of guy that doesn’t mess around and I value the same in someone I’m with. Honesty and communication are two things that can make all the difference in keeping a relationship strong. Give me a shout with a pic and we'll see what happens.]]>

<![CDATA[I have an amazing friend named Aaron. His chick just fucked him over and im looking for someone for him to get to know. Someone that will treat him right and not mess around with his feelings. Hes 6 foot tall, average build, brown hair, awesome eyes. He treats people the way that he expects to be treated. He loves to eat. lol. Hes employed. Big movie buff. Wears some kick ass heelies. Listens to all kinds of music excluding country. Hes alot of fun to be around and has an awesome personality. hes random and spontanious. Great sense of humor. Goes 0 to 60 in 2.43 seconds... ;) Does great for long distances. lol. Im just trying to find him an awesome chica that can become friends and then maybe something more. NOT JUST A ONE NIGHT STAND!!!! I have pictures of him if you are interested, just email me and ill send ya one or two... Thanks.]]>

<![CDATA[My finals are done . I am going to be only working from now on until fall..Anyone open for a summer romance ? Looking for someone nice and in good shape.]]>

<![CDATA[1. Pinocchio Paula: someone who will lie for no logical reason or if there's a reason it's so obviously a lie you are left wondering if this person should be committed Prime example: "I am little bit thick" < WTF Does that mean "thick"? You mean JLo when she was hot thick or more like "I'm 40 lbs overweight but "thick" makes me sounds fit but just thick in the right areas...screw it, I'll lie. Another: I actually had a girl tell me the world was flat and she wasn't kidding. As for one's weight, look, I am not a hard body, just an average frame that when I get on a kick, I am more athletic please at least be normal weight. I am not shallow and while I find the inner beauty just as important I also like outer beauty. No need to lie about that or anything else for that matter. Just be honest and you'll be surprised where it'll go. 2. "Dummy Down" Debbie. Look, acting dumb isn't sexy, seriously, and while I don't expect to hang out with an Ivy league scholar just be yourself and "average" is fine. If you feel like you have to play the ditz then I am not the right guy for you, I won't be intimidated that you actually have opinions and original thoughts. Sidenote: this doesn't mean you can't be a little flighty AND smart, that is very possible and actually an endearing quality. 3. Emotional Sickness Emily. Short list: habitual drunk or druggie or vastly overweight, abused, has depression, etc. I don't need the drama, I am looking for someone sane and where I can go out and have a good time. 4. Bat-Ass Crazy Betty. This is tough because I really don't know if any woman who is bat-ass crazy thinks she is but here's a test. If YOU think it's always the guy who is the a-hole or jerk who broke up with you or their fault take a look at the mirror (or you are terrible in picking men) then you are BAC! Have you stalked an ex? Constantly phoned/text someone? Boiled a rabbit on his stove while he was away? Please, please do not reply to this ad if you have! Just looking for a sane (look you have any prior issues you have dealt with no problem) person out there and don't think I'm asking too much here. 5. Self Entitlement Sandy. This could be my #1 pet peeve of mine to date since I see it all over the place. Ugh, when I hear someone act like the world (or their date) owes them something because they are who they are it really makes me puke. 6. Princess Syndrome Patty. This is probably #2 on my list. I have dated the princess unknowingly and won't do that again. Grow up, it may have been cute (not really) when your Daddy called you princess cause you were one when you were 13 but you're an adult now, it's not sexy, it's not cute and I am not a buyer in that game. 7. Game Player Gail. Love to play the mind games still? No problem just don't shoot me an e-mail. 8. Cash Hound Cindy. Pick up girl and see $ $ in her eyes. Asks "innocent" questions which deal with finding out how much you make. I understand nobody wants to date a bum but you aren't fooling anyone when you don't even know his last name but know his bank account number, what he does for a living, what part of town he lives... it means you care MORE about their wallet size than who they are. Hint: If you are young, there's a ton of old guys with loads of cash and looking for a young girl. 9. Man Hater Mandy. The hate in your eyes you can see across the room and the vibe you give off is one that makes a man wonder "OK why are we on a date now?" Could have been a recent split or multiple horrible breakups leaving you jaded, regardless I don't want to waste my valuable free time with someone who hates. I could sit around and hate women for a number of reasons but I don't. There's good and bad people on both sides of the fence. 10. Cougar Carol. "I'm 50 but I'm a sexy cougar"! Ahhh right. Nothing wrong with older women (I am in my 30s) who are in their 40s and up but unless it's a clear cut lock that you actually do look like you are in your mid 30s or younger please find someone around your own age. I don't go looking for 18 year olds for a reason. I am looking for someone around my age or younger but not so young that I'll be a "Puma" or whatever the word is called. If interested shoot me an e-mail...would love to meet someone new and refreshing and sane! ]]>

<![CDATA[big black male looking for hispanic or biracial female if interested email me serious ppl only.. i have pictures your picz gets mine]]>

<![CDATA[Outgoing, good looking All American male seeks fun, attractive F who likes to go out and have fun! Tell me about yourself if interested and I'll tell you all about me...so much to say so no reason to list everything in here, besides it's fun to get to know each other w/o knowing everything upfront. I am in my mid 30s but look a lot younger. PS If you are someone who "likes to only read ads but not meet up" please don't answer mine. I am not into games. Also, no guys, bots or "pros" need apply.]]>

<![CDATA[It seems like no matter what I do, I can't seem to find a decent girl. I always seem to get lumped into the "Let's just be friends" category. Is it me? I guess nice guys do finish last. ME: 6'3" 220 - Extremely easy going, I love to try new things or just go where life takes me. I love my family more then anything in the world and I would do anything for my friends (except stupid crap of course). I work a full-time job as a computer & network technician. I used to really enjoy computers till I got a full-time job working with them. Now I enjoy dirt biking, camping, biking, hiking, and anything that's outdoors away from computers, for the most part. I have always been the shy type around girls my entire life, probably the reason why I have been single my entire life. As I get older I'm starting to realize that I am only half the man without that special someone in my life. That special one you can think about when you are having a bad day, thinking about that person brings a bit of serenity in this chaotic world. Wouldn't you agree? I am not looking for one of those clingy full-time 24/7 relationships, ugh that's just too much. I would love to burst outside my shy bubble and take you out for dinner or some coffee to get to know you a little bit more. Drop me a line, include a pic if you want. ]]>

<![CDATA[Put a reference to your favorite local Austin hang out in the body of your ad. That way, those responding know the ad is for real... This is mostly for the women on Craigslist. How many spammers target women looking for guys?!?!? Figured I'd post in here since they probably read m4w mor than w4m. Good luck.]]>

<![CDATA[Bout Me: I am Latino, I stand 5'11", I weigh bout 180, I have black hair and brown eyes, I am light skinned, I am in good shape and work out(not musclebound tho). I am not into head games. I think of myself as down to earth and fun. Bout You: It doesn't matter as long as you think of yourself as a good person and in decent shape. The only reason is I am active and would like someone who can keep up. Please send a pic.]]>

<![CDATA[Right now I live most of the year in Guanacaste, Costa Rica. I have a place at the beach and spend my time surfing, reading, writing, and listening to music. I'm in the process of starting a new chapter which includes living half the year in Austin. My experience here in Austin with people is that they are smart, funny, and have an appreciation of life not found everywhere in the states. I'm looking for a nice lady to spend some time with. If you are attractive, in good shape, intelligent, have an above average sense of humor, and are a non-smoker, I'd like to have a cup of coffee with you. I am 5'6", 145 pounds, long reddish/blond hair, college graduate, non-drinker, non-religous, and one of the most entertaining and exhausting people you'll ever meet. I don't live a conventional life so if you want a bunch of kids, a mortgage, and a Suburban don't waste your time. I'll be in Austin for two or three weeks in June and will have nothing but free time. Let's exchange photos and go from there. ]]>

<![CDATA[Me too! Attractive white male just looking for companion, possibly someon who loves to kiss and makeout and misses those butterflies. Lets talk. Interested in all types. ]]>

<![CDATA[Tall, cute Italian seeks companion for business dinner. I am attending a national sales awards banquet on the 30th. Most of my peers will be with their wives. I would prefer not to attend alone. Please be professional and well spoken. I would not expect anything beyond polite company but if there's a spark, who knows? My territory just got expanded to include your beautiful city and I will be in the area more often, perhaps even relocating. I have all my hair and am athletic. It would be a bonus if you shared those traits ;> ]]>

<![CDATA[I bet you're wondering what those 3 things are...? Those 3 things are a good energy, a great personality and a great outlook. Now you're probably reading this and thinking, ah...I see he didn't list beauty(attractiveness) as one of the 3 things. And the real reason I didn't list it is that beauty is common. Just walk down the street in Hollywood and everyone looks the same, heck you can even do it around here in Austin. You see I'm about attractiveness not seduction. Seduction "is defined in the dictionary as an 'enticement to wrongdoing, specifically the offense of inducing a woman to consent to unlawful things by enticements which overcome her scruples.'" In other words, seduction implies tricking, being dishonest, and hiding your motives. I'm all about attraction, because attraction is working on yourself and improving yourself to the point where someone is magnetically attracted to you and wants to be around you. Now that you know that, here's a little about me. I love being outdoors, camping, fishing and swimming. Music is my main passion, and has been since I was very little. I really enjoy going out and experiencing new things. I figure why just read books, do things you read about in them. Sometimes it can be hard to top staying home, cooking and watching a movie on the couch with someone you like ha. If you're interested, I'd love to hear from you, and a little about yourself. A pic/profile, I will respond with a pic or two..or a profile link if you prefer. ]]>

<![CDATA[Hello. I’m interested in finding a lady friend. I figure most people just browse this thing to kill time during work and catch a laugh here or there but never even consider responding to anything, I know I’m guilty of that. Here’s the quick things about me that people always post- 5’8”, 180 lbs, short pointy brown hair, brown eyes, pale and I wear glasses. I make a living as an artist, I have a car I have my own place and I’m only just kinda sorta crazy. Now a short list of things about myself- I’m kind of boring and not really bothered by that. I’ve had a handful of relationships, some long, some short, some healthy, and some not so healthy. I’m kind of a nerdy guy. (“kind of” is a nice way of putting “really a lot,” I guess.) I laugh when people fall down. I think going to the grocery store is fun. I’m not horribly disfigured; in fact I’d like to think I’m kinda okay looking. I have a sense of humor that ranges from goofy to weird to rude. I smoke and I drink. I read but I generally don’t like talking about books with people. Also a short list of things that won’t happen on a first date with me- Karaoke Running Sobriety Dinosaurs (the real alive kind but any other form would be more than accepted and awesome) High-fives Me going for boob A talking car A sport Any story that revolves around the phrase “…I was so trashed I…” I totally won’t ask you for a pair of your underpants to show my friends. That’s more of a third or fourth date situation. Second date if you turn out to be a real whore. So if this tickled your fancy, or anything else for that matter, please respond. If you don’t how on earth will we be able to send a few emails back and forth a few times and never really allow anything to materialize? Goodbye. ]]>

<![CDATA[hi I am a turist and worker full time living in pleasanton, I am college educated, open mindend,I love the art, the movies,singing, dancing all kind of music. I am honest, happy and I like help the people, well I need get married because I want to stay in the country if somebody can help me please let me know, tell me your expectations, we can help us each other. thanks a lot ]]>

<![CDATA[With that out of the way lets start with myself. The firs thing everyone needs to know about me is that I am happy in my life. I have great friends, great family, a great job, and hopefully an even better future. I live on my own and hopefully in the next few years I will be buying my first place. I was born in Maryland, spent about 8 years there, then moved to San Antonio where I stayed until college. Obviously I still live in Austin but I hope to someday move to Salt Lake City. It’s like Austin but with better weather and mountains. My interests: ASOIAF World events The history which has led up to those events Predicting what will come from today’s events Discussing these things with my friends and debating the premises for our beliefs. Cooking Reading LOST, the Office, It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, John Adams, Football Basketball Working out Cycling NPR I’m looking for someone to share some of these things with. The truth is I’m not looking for someone to be involved with but if there is anyone out there who can match these things then it will be hard for me to not be attracted. There are some heavy doubts on whether or not there is someone on CL who can match this but it doesn’t really matter. Life will continue to be beautiful without that special someone. And I do have pictures, but in there interests of not attracting the CL gay community I decided not to post them. Sorry guys, just really don’t want anymore creepy emails. If you are interested please send a picture of yourself and I will send one back. Have a beautiful weekend! ]]>

<![CDATA[You: Genuine Fun Open minded classy sensual If you can give a massage that's a bonus! Age doesn't matter maturity does Me: Own my own home, business and car..lol Genuine very low drama Enjoys spoiling those around me.]]>

<![CDATA[I have a free night and would like to take a nice lady out tonight. I am single Dad, 43, white, professional, home owner, new car, decent looking, funny and a few lbs overweight. Are you interested in going out tonight? Oasis? Movies at Gateway? Bowling? drop me a line and a pic and I will return the favor. I am a complete gentlemen...honest. I work in Austin but live north of Cedar Park so I am available for HH also!]]>

<![CDATA[I thought I would treat someone for lunch/dinner today. Me: Elgible Bachelor, handsome,college educated, humble You: Genuine, attractive, open minded, fun ]]>

<![CDATA[Are you ready for some sex in the city? :) Tall, Dark and Funny. Attractive young gentleman looking for some female fun tonight. Send me an email with photo]]>

<![CDATA[Fun open minded male looking for fun female for short or long term relationship. Let's face it men end up paying for dates etc. yadda yadda yadda, why wait for the good stuff! lol Let's help each other out with a beneficial relationship. If you're interested please send a photo ]]>

<![CDATA[Man I just got in and I'm really in the mood? Want to play? Handsome, educated man for fun! :) email me let's have some fun! ]]>

<![CDATA[Very attractive, educated gentleman looking for crazy, fun, open minded. I don't pick up women in bars but enjoy having a good time. Enjoy nice dinners out on the town, dancing and massages are some of my favorite things! If you're real in Austin contact me with a photo! Let's spoil each other and spend sometime together tonight or this weekend! You won't be disappointed! ]]>

<![CDATA[Hi I'm an attractive executive, tired of the bar scene. I don't have a problem finding dates but I just don't care for the drama that comes with it. If you enjoy 5 star dining, travel, going to concerts and also have another side of you that is just genuine and open minded; I would love to hear from you. I'm located within the Austin area and would like to hear from genuine open minded females. I hope we can build a mutual beneficial relationship. Please send pics and a little about yourself. This is a real add so I prefer you be real with me. I hope to hear from you soon ]]>

<![CDATA[Wow! I got you to open my email out of all the other fake, weirdo's and crazy people on this site. *Smiling* Truthfully I'm a college educated, fun, open minded male. Been called a great catch, attractive by friends. (I can't remember if they were on crack at the time...lol j/k) If you're articulate, fun, sensual, open to doing nice things and just enjoying life I would really like to hear from you! Please send me a photo with a little about yourself ]]>

<![CDATA[Haha Would you like to help me with my laundry? lol Geez I can't belive it's the weekend and I'm at home. I'm intelligent, fun, open minded, romantic, erotic and just a good "real" genuine person. I don't have a problem finding a date but all my friends are married! lol I'm fit, attractive great smile! ;) If you're in the same boat as I am here in the Austin area I would love to hear from you. If you don't mind getting a little dirty send me a pic! lol Hope to hear from you! Sincerely, The Bachelor! ]]>

<![CDATA[Very attractive college educated business man. Open minded, caring, sincere, great hands for massage looking for fun attractive female here in Austin to spend the day with. New in town? Need a tour guide? Married and not happy? Email me and let's talk. Please send photo if you have one. ]]>

<![CDATA[Hi, I'm a fun, college educated, open minded business man looking for someone to enjoy the day/evening with. Perhaps go to a festival, drinks, dinner, get spoiled with a massage? :) It's beautiful here in Austin today! Please send photo for reply I'm not shallow but Please be fit and attractive ]]>

<![CDATA[hey whats going on trying this one more time tried it before thought i might have met sombody but i dont think she is that interested in me so trying again. a little about me im 29 just moved up here about 2 months ago trying to find sombody to be friends with then hopfully fall in love is that to much to ask i hope not any ways i love to laugh and want to find sombody with a good since of humor i dont really know what else to write if you want to know more just ask. hope to here from you soon if your out there. kenny]]>

<![CDATA[I'm a really fun, open minded, business professional, 6ft, athletic, green eyes, considered handsome by most..lol Are you up for some fun today/tonight? let me know! Please send pic for reply ddf. ]]>

<![CDATA[Attractive fun young executive looking to take a female companion to Cabo in June. I had a date but I had to let her go b/c of her excessive drama. If your fun and open minded please send a photo for reply. ]]>

<![CDATA[Looking for some one to spend the day with at Hippie Hollow on Sunday, we can meet Saturday night for Drinks and see if we click. Lets meet downtown and go from there I ready to enjoy this great weather and go swimming. Hoping to meet some one as cool and crazy as I am. E-mial me a picture would be great and I will send you mine. I am 6 feet tall, 200 lbs, Brown hair and eyes and my Hair and teeth and good looking. Lets get together, and yes I know we are middle aged not expecting the perfect body but a good attitude will be good]]>

<![CDATA[I can't do the same old same old, can you? Doesn't it bore you. I need to go out and dance, let loose. Do you need to be around talented, creative people? we need to stay young, who wants to have a great summer in Austin Texas, only the best, but no gay guys, sorry]]>

<![CDATA[You deserve to be spoiled! I'm a middle aged sane tall tanned healthy good-looking guy, seeking a slender female to spoil with long sensual full body massage. Would you enjoy lotion or scented oil massaged over your entire body? I'm educated, discrete, trust worthy, and will respect all boundaries. Will just a massage satisfy me? The answer is wholeheartedly yes! I get pleasure in knowing that you are being pleasured and I just enjoy both that and admiring the sexy female form. Hopefully this can become an ongoing meeting. I can host during the day. . . . .]]>

<![CDATA[Hi, I am a 40yr old professional male, 5'8" tall, athletic build, brown hair, brown eyes. I have been through a 2yr divorce, and have 3 wonderful girls, ages 8,6,3. It has been almost 12 years since I have done the dating thing, so not sure how it works anymore:)) I do not have any emotional baggage about my marriage, that is why I have waited to start to date again. I have moved back to Austin the first part of May. I lived here for 8 years before moving for my job. I am hoping to find a women that is interested in anything from going out to a nice dinner, clubs, or even staying in a watching a movie. I enjoy almost doing almost anything. I have a great sense of humor, and love to joke around. If I have not put you to sleep yet, :)) and you would like to know more, than please ask. I also have yahoo messenger if you would care to chat. my id is the_bods_m. Hope to hear from you, Matt]]>

<![CDATA[I'm an awesome man who can't wait for his weekend visits with his children. I am college educated and have a good job. I'm also financially secure. I have an awesome sense of humor (one of my best qualities). I'm intelligent. I also have a unique ability to read people, using not only what they're saying, but body language and other tell-tale signs. I can almost always sense when something's not right. I'm very motivating. I've got determination, Lord knows I do! I just love reminiscing about wonderful memories. Even more so,I love making those memories. I feel that those moments are enhanced by sharing them with someone you care about. I would love to meet someone who, like myself, would like to make each and everyday special, and one to remember. I've learned that it's best to seize the opportunity, before it's gone. I embrace new experiences, because they give me opportunities to find new passions. I've been many places and experienced many cultures so, although I have experienced plenty of disappointments, I realize that there's always someone less fortunate than I. At a very young age, I was told to seek a career that I would enjoy, but just as important, to choose one that would accommodate the life that I wanted. I have this tendency to want to help improve the lives of those around me. I want people to be glad to have met me. I also want to experience all that life has to offer! I want to go to all the places that people say you must see. At the moment, I am attending college (I get my bachelors this semester), with hopes of someday becoming a doctor. It takes dedication and hard work, but I feel that it would be rewarding. I would like to meet someone (older, younger, anyone) who's spontaneous and who doesn't believe that our lives have already been decided. One who feels that although life's thrown them a curve ball, they'll find someway to knock it out of the ballpark! I'm not only supportive to another's ideas, but I'm also very encouraging. We may not be able to accomplish 'everything' we set out to do, but we sure can put up a good fight!]]>

<![CDATA[How's that for a creative date? :) I've lived here for over 22 years so I think I know my way around. If you're new to Austin, this would be a perfect outing or if you've lived here a while I may be able to show you some surprises. I'm a fun outgoing Christian SWM who is playful, creative, and affectionate. I also enjoy hiking and camping, playing golf and tennis, traveling near and far, and having a nice dinner at home or at a local restuarant. Just friends first, but you never know what might happen. My first ice-breaker question is do you kiss on first dates? :)]]>

<![CDATA[I'm a single white male looking for an older woman who might need help with yardwork or housework. I know this sounds weird but I'm actually a very normal guy, I just enjoy serving older women. I do not expect anything in return. ]]>

<![CDATA[I'm not looking for a girlfriend, a hookup, a connection or anything like that. I just feel like going to see Reckless Kelly at Nutty Brown and I was hoping to find someone to meet me there. Its just more fun that way. A few conditions though...you must be able to be happy and have fun, listen to some live music, talk and maybe even dance. You also have to be able to have a few drinks and loosen up without turning into godzilla or a puddle of whimpering flesh. I know a lot of people stay in because they don't want to go out alone so here is a chance to get out. Worst case scenario, we meet and have a decent time because we automatically have something in common and at the end of the night we say goodbye and leave. Who knows, maybe we'll hit it off and go out again but that would just be the icing on the cake. And I'm not totally committed to this particular show so if you have a better idea, I'm all ears. If you're interested, email me and lets see how it goes.]]>

<![CDATA[Nudist, Swingers, Single Ladies Hill Country Pool Party Do you love to hang by the pool. sunbath nude, share friendly company, BBQ, have a few Drinks? Well we do to! Come join us throughout the year for skinny dipping, jacuzzi, trampoline, adult fun, BBQ, partying and enjoy all that life has to offer. SINGLE GUYS KEPT TO A SMALL NUMBER...Sorry. Dont be afraind to bring your favorite covered dish or soemthing to party with or throw on the grill (not mandatory). NO BODY PIC NO REPLY(no face in pic needed). Lets have fun starting TOMORROW! ]]>

<![CDATA[I recently moved to Austin from South Padre Island. I am a white guy, but I totally enjoy Hispanic culture, music, food, travel into Mexico and yes I do speak some Spanish. no ingles? no problamo! hablo espanol. I hope to meet a TRADITIONAL LADY. That means you do know how to cook la comida, no laziness, no drugs, drunks, or smokers. 5 ft - 5ft6in. and normal weight~! No heavy weights please. Sorry, thats just what I prefer. I do believe in honoring a good woman and I am a hopeless romantic. I hope to meet someone who wishes to meeet a good man to share life with. So if you know someone....drop me a line with a photo and info. No photo/no reply lo siento...Espero...Besos, Michael]]>

<![CDATA[ok...i am 6'3" and i weigh 200 lbs. i have blonde hair and blue eyes. i am looking for a girl that is interested in getting together during the day. if you respond i can send you a pic from my phone. you can text me at five eight four-four three zero three. either way respond if i sound like someone for you.]]>

<![CDATA[Ok never thought I would do the online thing but here we go, just not meeting the right type of women anymore. Anyways I am extremely laid back and respectful you may not notice it but im often taking everything in and find just about everything extremely interesting. I don't drink or use and rec. drugs at all though, period. As far as women go im old school I guess you could say, im a gentlemen. If I take you out I am not going to try and get into your pants right away, I pay for everything (saw a guy ask the girl to pay for her meal last night, was a bit shocked), treat woman like princesses, have never raised my voice at a woman. But I also don't play games there just not my thing. and I am incredibly shy at first. A big part of my life goes to eating as much as possible and my training, I absolutely love what I do. I work minimal hours but the job is excellent and am attending college for a criminal justice degree. I want a long term girlfriend that can just relax and have a good time or will go out and do stuff with me when the mood strikes. Having a good sense of humor is also extremely important to me as well as realistic life goals. My major flaws are I always have to have chapstick on me, I hate sleeping alone and I snore.]]>

<![CDATA[I'm a confident, handsome, outgoing guy who knows what he wants, and knows how Austin works. I'm allergic to emotional hysterics and petty drama. My number one priority is getting my way. I have a marathon tongue. I'm old enough to do it right, and young enough to do it often. You won't be disappointed by anything I have to offer. I do what I want, when I want. Think you can hang? Let me know. ]]>

<![CDATA[Who knows what to write on these things? I'm a single guy with no baggage or drama. I'm laid back as you can tell by my picture golf with beer. Just looking to meet the right girl and even if your not I'm always up for drinks. Please respond with Picturs or Myspace page.]]>

<![CDATA[ Older upper 30s male seeks young female for fun times! I look younger than my age but that shouldn't be an issue so if you are tired of dating boys your own age or you like the thought of dating an older guy send me an e-mail and tell me about yourself. I am very confident, successful, outgoing and attractive. Please, no hate mail, men or spam or service e-mail replies. ]]>

<![CDATA[Attractive, white male seeks attractive female for online roleplay and if we connect possibly down the road we can act it out in real life. Nothing is promised though. First thing's first, tell me about yourself and what kind of roleplay turns you on. I am looking for one person to please stand out...tell me what you look like and/or photos is a plus. I am in my mid 30s but look younger. ]]>

<![CDATA[Life can be rough and throw you only bones and that sucks! I'm just like alot of older men and there are times when you would like the company of a nice, soft, warm and loving woman to break the boredom of life's grind. I'm not perfect and no is any one else, we all have problems and we all do have needs. Some are fortunate enough to have a partner to share things with both emotionally and physically. I would like to find a woman that we could spend a day a week together and release the stress of life together. I'm not looking for a barbie doll at all but a woman that can express herself and help make a man feel like a man again. I've tried to answer the call from other ladies on here but they never write back to let you know thank but no thanks, to me thats just rude to leave someone hanging. To make it short if you contact me I'll contact you back. I'm 47, WM, 5'8", salt and pepper hair but half bald with a large build. ]]>

<![CDATA[Well i figured i'd try craigslist, since I seem to have run into no luck on the bar scene since moving to Austin - and it has to be less expensive! At any rate i'm a 29 year old, athletic, single educator and coach in Central Austin looking for something or someone fun to hang out with. No pressure, no drama, lets just see where it goes. I'm professional but also fun, and would love to meet for a drink. Let me know if you are interested!]]>

<![CDATA[It's very simple. I'm a stable guy with a good job, my own home and a drama free life. I am just hoping I can mabey find someone on here that I can click with. I don't really expect much from this to tell you the truth, but thought I would give it a shot. Please send a pic if you reply. I included one of me.]]>

<![CDATA[i'm a single hispanic man looking for a sweet lady that i can have fun with,laugh,play,tickle each other,someone i can hold in my arms and never let go.i love to cook,play pool,have get togethers with friends,just have a good time,if you want to have a good time without any drama hit me up so we can get to know each other,open to any race as i'm not looking for color,but the person inside.]]>

<![CDATA[latin man looking for a nice woman to spend time, I work to much so I need to get out...any body??? I'm 5.7 spanish,exercice often, I do have pics to send ]]>

<![CDATA[HWP white gentleman. Want to do happy hour after work?]]>

<![CDATA[Hello ladies! Thanks for taking the time to read this post. I'm always honest and blunt with what i say. So excuss this if it doesn't fit what you are looking for. i'm not here to offend, just to seek out exactly what i want. I'm seeking a woman that could sooner or later have a place to host our sexiest role playing, fulfillment of fantasies, and/or whatever type of play you get in to. Once you get to know me, you will find out that i am open to almost anything in closed doors. let's play and have fun together. Also, did i mention that i am good looking, and i know how to make fun for the both of us. yes, i will make sure you get off a few times, even before i do. i'm not a minute man, or a greedy man. talk to you soon.]]>

<![CDATA[me: white guy, brown hair, blue eyes, and very interested in hooking up with a fine black female once again. I miss the way you sisters move that booty. you: obviously have a nice booty for me to play with, and ready to chat. plus, long hair is a big plus for me. have a pic ready on your reply, and i'll send you one as well. Let's get this started, and hopefully we won't have to email each other forever, before we can meet up.]]>

<![CDATA[I'm looking for a woman that is equally at home with The Financial Times, Wallpaper, Vogue, Vanity Fair, Redbook, Jane, Dwell, Harper's Bazaar, Bust, Harvard Business Review, Wired, Cosmopolitan, Ready Made, Punk Planet (when it was still around), and Nylon...MIT Technology Review would be great too, but I've already cast a narrow net. If you feel at home with the content of majority of the publications above, have an affinity towards both voracious reading and variations on the a-line dress, and you are single then there's a good chance we should have babies (I kid...no, not literally). I'm 6 feet 3 1/2 inches tall(the 1/2 is of utmost importance), a top ten ranked business school grad, am supposedly one of the nicest people you'll ever meet, and I smile and laugh frequently. I also happen to be shy and have esoteric interests that makes it awkward for me to talk to new people, but if you enjoy the general topics from the magazines and newspapers listed above then we're off to a good start of overlapping but seperate interests. Send me an e-mail with a photo if you think you might want to find out more. Just so you know I'm a real person that lives in Austin...there was a crazy storm last night and Alamo Drafthouse South Lamar > Alamo Ritz.]]>

<![CDATA[hey whats going on I am 27 years old I am 195lbs ATHLETIC body I am 6'2 LOve sports, love to travel, easygoing going love to meet new people and enjoy life trying new things Looking for FEMALES with the same qualities as myself who like to have fun, send PICTURES of urself and tell me about who u are]]>

<![CDATA[As mentioned above, only the clingy, psycho, co-dependent only need apply. To paraphrase, "We are not full-up on crazy, welcome to sell it here..." Why?....why the heck not? Since you are not a stripper, and I am not Brad Pitt, let's just be honest with each other and cut to the chase for a moment, okay? First of all, we both know that the chances of truly making a connection here are about as good as Hillary having Barack's love child before the convention in Denver. Why?...well, because Hillary doesn't even like Barack. Oh...you mean the connection thing....yeah...the chances of making a true connection are bleak because: 1. People put up five year old photographs. 2. People have very unreasonable expectations. 3. There is no substitute for meeting someone in person. Period. You know this. Secondly, I have issues. I know, I know, it's hard to believe, but it's true. I will not give you money, buy you presents, tell you how pretty you are, or even care about having intimate relations with you. Because, I am out of the Pursuit/Chase business. If two people want to be together there is no known force in this Universe that can keep them apart, so why try to make it happen? Lastly, and perhaps most importantly, ladies, please do not regale me with endless renditions of the drama between you and: Your Ex Husband Your Ex Boyfriend Your Puppy that turned out to be Gay Your disagreements with your last therapist...(God knows what a bitch she turned out to be!) In closing, just be what I asked for in the beginning....clingy, psycho, and co-dependent. This way, our torrid affair will last about a weekend, and we can both move on, psychologically damaged or repaired (depending on your point of view) and ready to face the new week! And please....when you reply, (and I know you will)...do not mention: LTR HWP BBW DDF ....just be semi-abnormal. Like me.]]>

<![CDATA[I'm not totally sure why I'm on Craigs List. I mean, ya it would be great to find that 'one' person perhaps. But on the other hand, who knows? Maybe that 'one' person isn't even out there. So, I guess, really, I have no idea why I'm on Craig's List, except maybe just to see who's out there and see what happens. No expectations – just fun. I'm 32, 5 foot 9 inches 170 pounds, in very good shape. I have short dark hair and brown eyes. I have about 221 tattoos and my nipples pierced. I'm thinking about getting my lip pierced next – not sure. So obviously I'm totally into tattoos and piercings and that kinda thing. I have no kids – not sure if I want any but who knows. I work as a gourmet chef and I love to cook. I think it's an art form and I love to eat so that makes it even better. I consider myself a very adventurous, spontaneous, eclectic kinda guy with a passion for life and trying new things. I take every day as a blessing and try to live it to my fullest. I'm a big fan of music – anything from classic rock to punk to metal to classical. I love reading, movies, animals(big animal lover), travelling, dining out, video games, anything to do with the ocean/beach, poetry, some TV, anything to do with the outdoors and most esp. Reese Peanut Butter Cups(haha). Like I said, I have no definite idea why I'm on here but I am sorta picky so maybe that helps. More than anything, I'm really into talkative, intelligent, secure, self confident, baggage-free girls who are sexy and fun to be around. I'm a very gregarious, loquacious, talkative kinda guy so I would like the same in somebody. I'm really not into shy quiet types where I have to dominate the whole conversation – if you know what I mean. Also, I have a very sarcastic sense of humor that some people get and some people don't – but that's ok. Ya, so, being able to make me laugh and make both of us laugh is a definite plus. So anyway, that's prolly enough for now. My 5 fave bands of all time in order are: 1. The Beatles 2. Guns N' Roses 3. Nirvana 4. The Clash 5. Metallica. What urs? And remember, (It's better to walk barefoot over a thousand thorns, than to not enter the garden at all) Ciao... For now...]]>

<![CDATA[1. I'll read to you the entire Harry Potter saga, and act out the voices 2. I believe in you, and will support you in everything you do 3. I’m stronger than I look, but I touch you as gently as a porcelain rose 4. I am lost in your eyes 5. I want to share everything with you 6. I am, far beyond most people, passionate and dedicated, and ready to apply that to you 7. You can sit on my lap 8. I can do things with my hands that will make you melt 9. I will go out of my way 10. You can look up to me 11. You can look down at me, while I lift you up 12. I'll cook for you 13. I listen 14. I'm an INTJ 15. I play online games, but I prefer your company 16. I'll remember your birthday, your mom's birthday, and your best friend's birthday 17. I consider it a priority to earn your daddy’s respect 18. I will make your mom like me 19. I won't hit on your friends, even if they are beautiful 20. I think no one is more beautiful than you, and I mean every word of it 21. I'm exceedingly patient 22. I'll tickle you till you cheer up 23. If that doesn't work, flowers it is 24. Still no luck? I’ll . . . . hmmmm :D 25. I can work 10-12 hours a day, and still have energy left for you 26. I think the Powerpuff Girls rock 27. I think girls rock 28. I'll carry your torch 29. I'm not afraid of anything, even love 30. I stay up way past my bedtime to write you lists of reasons 31. I pull out chairs and open doors, not because I think it'll win points but because it's simply what's done 32. I'll do things I don't want to do, just to make you happy 33. I’ll fix your computer 34. I’ll fix your friends’ computers 35. I think you are an Angel 36. I am unafraid of peril, and I will protect you 37. Apparel is another story, but that’s why I have you 38. I’m a geek but I don’t dress or talk like one 39. I’ll keep a bag packed at all times, for when you want to travel on a whim 40. I know how to pack for a girl too 41. I don’t drink 42. I don’t smoke 43. I don’t gamble 44. Needless to say, by process of elimination, I don’t do drugs 45. I’ve never been married 46. But I have a sweet daughter and that’s enough for me 47. I use a lot of big and obscure words 48. I will keep you curious about me for years 49. When you are sick, or hurt, nothing else matters to me 50. I will do things you don’t expect 51. I will do everything that you do expect 52. I’m not a messy eater, unless you want me to be 53. I am not an alien from another dimension bent on world domination 54. I am a human from this dimension with that goal 55. Unlike Vincent van Gogh, I would never cut off my ear for a woman 56. But I would do anything up to that for you 57. I speak two languages; English, and Bad English 58. I look forward to brushing your hair, and would never get sick of it 59. I’m not *that* much of an eyesore 60. You haven’t had a sufficient dose of patience and compassion in your life 61. I consider being labeled “insane” a compliment 62. The possibility exists that I am more fun in person than via computer 63. I believe the rabbit should be given some Trix 64. I do not slurp 65. I don’t use “pet names” for body parts 66. The voices in my head told me you would like me 67. If I am in trouble, my first call would be you 68. I would give up my appendix for the right woman . . . oh wait too late. Would you like a kidney? 69. I understand the difference between their, there, and they’re 70. I have never gone back in time and kissed my mother 71. I have never been in an auto accident while I was behind the wheel 72. I’m no worse than most other men, and maybe better than some 73. I have not wet my bed for at least two weeks now 74. I am cleverly disguised as a responsible adult 75. I have read and understand copyright laws. Following them is another matter 76. I am fully functional physically 77. Mentally is another matter 78. I’m very punny 79. I’ll be your accomplice, your getaway driver, your partner in crime 80. I’ll be your best friend 81. I can take the heat 82. I can dish some too 83. When I say I’m sorry, I truly mean it 84. I never lie 85. Occasionally, I have been known to have a clue 86. I am weird enough for most purposes 87. I can build a working model rocket from scratch 88. I can fly a model helicopter 89. I can probably fly a real helicopter 90. My personality is a mix of Danny Ocean, Hannibal Lector, Jack Bauer, and Goofy 91. I am no longer mistaken for a woman because being too skinny apparently doesn’t suit me 92. I have an imagination, and I don’t mind using it 93. I have never used a motor vehicle to create an additional opening in a building but it sounds fun 94. I am a member of Dogbert’s New Ruling Class 95. I have a Costco card 96. I intrigue you 97. I’m nobody’s fool. If you would like me to be yours, just say so 98. Some people have children to buy toys. I feel it’s cheaper and more dignified to cut out the middleman and buy toys for myself 99. I know the difference between a bumblebee and a honeybee ( Bumblebee is an Autobot ) 100. I’m all-natural, no artificial colors or flavors ( until you add them ) 101. I’m unique 102. I know the difference between a woofer, a midrange and a tweeter and can calibrate them all 103. I can explain HDTV in a way that you will understand 104. There is a method to my madness 105. I always proofread carefully to see if I any words out 106. I’m complex but user-friendly 107. I can take a lickin’ and keep on tickin’ 108. I want you to want me 109. I need you to need me 110. I have never molded an obscene Jello salad, but there’s a first time for everything 111. I’m not crazy, I’m unhinged 112. I snatch kisses, and vice-versa 113. I kill anything with more than four legs on sight 114. I can hit a fly out of the air with my bare hands 115. I always try to take the path that is right, not the path that is easy 116. I actually understand the importance of marketing, and I can show you how 117. I’m also a master negotiator. I always get what I want 118. Maybe what I want is you 119. I’m sincere in everything I say and do 120. I’ll readily admit when I’m wrong, because it’s so novel when it happens 121. I’m picky about how things are done 122. I will hold you when you happy 123. I will hold you tighter when you are sad 124. If you want or need me, I will drop everything and be at your side in less than no time 125. I’ve never been happier than when you are in my arms 126. I cry a little every time I have to leave you 127. I sigh whenever I think of you 128. I think of you often 129. I won’t give up trying to win your heart 130. You give me reasons 131. I will never hurt, betray or leave you, because you are so precious to me 132. I’m not perfect, but I might be perfect for you And the number one reason why you will love me: 133.Because I love you. (( It would be poetic to leave this posting at that, but CL being what it is: To help fears of bots or spam, my house is near the Jack in the Box at 183 and Park, and it is currently being remodeled, and it is 6:09 on Friday. That said, us guys get loads of spam responses when we post, so if your email looks phony or lacks any reference to this post, I will not respond. EVERY real person gets a response from me. That's how I was raised. For the curious, I wrote more than 200 candidate items, and chose an odd number over 100 to stand out in the title. I figure the girl I wrote this to is out there somewhere, and hopefully, she's reading this list right now. ))]]>

<![CDATA[This is the same guy that keeps posting in casual encounters with his dick pierced. He's always talking about showing us (women) how good "STEEL" would feel inside of us! Buyer BEWARE!!!!!!]]>

<![CDATA[Remember when... Gas was less than a dollar? Going to the movies wouldn't cost $20 (tickets, drinks, snacks, etc)? Cartoons were good? (Well, there's still a few good ones left, but not as many these days) You could greet/say goodbye to your loved ones at the gate as they were getting on/off the plane? You could bring a bottle of water from home on the plane? 90% of the ads on craigslist personals WEREN'T spam? It's gotten to where I never reply to any because every one that sounds too good to be true is just that. I tell you what though, those spammers sure as hell seem to know what it is I'm looking for. This of course just solidifies my theory that my ideal woman doesn't actually exist. ANYWAYS, I'm new to the area...sort of. Just relocated out here from Sacramento for work. I'm from Austin originally but lived out in Cali for the past year and a half and now I'm trying San Antonio on for size. I really don't know why I'm posting on here because it just seems pointless these days. Maybe I just like getting the emails and feeling important. Why am I posting this in Austin's craiglist you ask? Well because I'm up there all the time and what's an hours drive for love, right? Um...er...I mean, not like that. Besides, all the cool chicks are in Austin, am I right? This used to be a good place to meet people...at least I've met some nice ones in the past, but I digress... I'm looking to meet some new people. Friends, perhaps eventually more than friends...who knows? Let's not get ahead of ourselves. I work some pretty shitty hours at a pretty awesome job. I've been here for about 2 weeks, so am not really settled in yet, but I thought I'd get the ball rolling at least. I'm staying with some family (NOT mom and dad) at the moment while I try to find a place of my own so I don't have a pic to post, but if you respond with one so I can be picky, I will be able to reply in kind by directing you to one or more. I know, you ask "How can I be sure this guy is real?" Well, for one, I've typed more than one sentence. WAY more than one sentence. I'm impressed you've read this much without moving on to the next. I probably wouldn't have So, without further ado (or is it adieu?)... If you are considered attractive by most modern standards (sure, mom's opinion is important, but not in this instance), have a sense of humor(you can tell because you have laughed at what I've said by now at least once...and yes, chuckles count), think beards are cool (although this is not a must have requirement) are looking to meet a great guy who's a great catch (at least that's what MY mom says), and are between the ages of, oh let's say 24 and 32 (+/- 2-3 years on either side...I'm not that picky) send me a reply (with a picture, please. Myspace or Facebook is ok as long as your profile isn't private and I can actually view it) I'd like to get to know ya. To give you a vague mental picture of what I look like to be somewhat fair, I'm a white dude, tall ('bout 6'5"), decent shape, 'bout 220 lbs (I'm not all Ken doll'ed out or anything, but I have a physical job so am fairly fit), some tattoos, ears gauged to a 00, I buzz my head and I've got a pointy goatee that's a little on the long side, but not all shaggy and gross. I keep it manscaped pretty regularly to maintain the pointy-ness. Why do I get to request/require you send a pic but I don't have to post one you ask? Well, mainly because statistically speaking, 88.96% of women base their initial attraction on personality more than looks and 96.7% of men base theirs on looks than on personality. Actually, I just made that up, but it sounds good, doesn't it? The answer is because it's my ad and I said so. Pretty please with sugar and gumdrops on top :) (Could I use anymore parentheses?)]]>

<![CDATA[I miss you. You opened it. Good luck its yours. If there is someone you love and can't get him or her out of your mind repost this in another city within 13 minutes. At midnight tonight your true love will realize he/she loves you.(Just the person you expected) Something good will happen to you between 1:03 and 4:26 tomorrow. Get ready for the biggest shock of your life!! ]]>

<![CDATA[and for the next few weeks, I'll be workin' damn saturdays too. Anyway, just here lookin' for a friend to go have some drinks with, walk the dog, play basketball, whatever. I'm tired of runnin' down to 6th street every weekend and stumblin into the house. About me: I'm about 5'10, 155, been confused for white, hispanic, whatever, i'm actually black and mexican. Don't know what else you'd like to know, so whatever you wanna know just ask. No pic, no reply, i'll send one of myself.]]>

<![CDATA[looking for someone who is open minded between the age of 30-37 Black or Latina bbw or slim it doesn't matter like music from all types plays video games likes going out any place as long as we have fun .Me- I'm a Hispanic 5'7 slim with no drama divorced with 3 kids they don't live with me. if you like more info please email me. sent pic to get a pic ;)]]>

<![CDATA[No, I'm not a hick. I just love the spectacle, I've been addicted to wrestling for years. Here's a list of stuff I've done: 1. fired a machine gun. 2. fallen off of a mechanical bull in australia. 3. been in a car wreck that should have killed me, and emerged without a scratch. 4. sailed halfway around the world - twice. 5. dined in a 5-star restaurant. 6. slept in my car because i was homeless. 7. been arrested. 8. talked my way out of being arrested. 9. been kicked out of a university. 10. graduated from another university. 11. won a fistfight. 12. lost a fistfight. 13. talked my way out of a fistfight. 14. banged my head at multiple Ozzfests. 15. grooved to Roger Waters. 16. been deeply into anime, roleplaying games, vampire novels, and other nerd stuff, then dropped them because i got bored with it. 17. driven an antique tractor. 18. smoked my first cigarette when i was 11. 19. tried to quit more times than i can count, and still have a pack-a-day habit. 20. been born in a small town in indiana, and grown up in the big city in texas. 21. watched my friends and family go through some serious shit, and tried my best to be there for them. 22. figured out how to make it through life on my own, without help from anyone. 23. succeeded. 24. failed. 25. learned from it and moved on. In the past 36 years, I've been to the top of the mountain, crawled through the mud, and everything in between, and I still feel young, energetic, and enthusiastic about life, so if any of this struck a chord with you, hit me back and we'll see what happens. P.S. My friends call me Lenny. That's me on the left, my hair is a bit longer now, but everything else is the same. ]]>

<![CDATA[Yep, we need to have comparable taste in music and movies if this is going to work out. To me, the kind of music I like is way more than just what I listen to when I'm driving around, it's much more important. I love music. If you know then I don't really need to explain to you. I just bought a bunch of new albums that I love... the latest from Radiohead, The Black Keys, The Raconteurs, Spoon, Band of Horses. My list goes on and on, but I would love to find someone that can help me expand it. I love to get to the Arbor or Drafthouse and see a good independent or foreign movie but I haven't really had anyone to go with lately, maybe you could change that? Maybe hang out and eat sandwiches and watch TV? Who knows... No need/desire to make this complicated, write a response if you think we get each other and we'll see what we can do, eh?]]>

<![CDATA[SWM here looking to try getting fucked with a strap on. If you do not have a strap on, being forced to wear a butt plug would be fine too, or even taking your dildo. If you are open minded into something like that, please let me know. I would love to chat with you.]]>

<![CDATA[Hot guy looking for nice lady to be childish and enjoy the small things in life!]]>

<![CDATA[So i just answered some ads in the "women seeking men" section, what a crapshoot that is. Pretty amazing the lengths spammers will go to... to ensnare lonely guys. Come on now, try to remember what color the eyes were in the bullshit photos you sent me- oops, wrong. There is a very special place in hell for you pagan, spamming, f*cks. No more bullshit :) and no, i don't want to see your f*cking webcam. I am looking for a friend first, no shit... And I have my own place and legit vehicle, but i am not an effing 2 am taxi-service either. I'm nice, and loyal- but not stupid. ;) Speak English, please :D or learn to use spell check and at least fake it. ok, here's some I's I am 31, live in south Austin (west of 35) BY MYSELF, and build/design/sell/whatever computers.(shocker!) ...Been in austin for about a year and a half- but don't know a lot of people here, except through work and distributors... I have exotic animals (not reptiles), but my house doesn't stink. And I actually do peel myself away from this screen and go MILES down the hiking trail, or to a park, or a "whatevers interesting"- sometimes in the middle of the day- unlike many people who merely just claim to... you might catch me ...just about anywhere... and i make my own schedule. I am a serious night owl (the storm was amazing the other night, i stood and watched it alone- wish i could have shared that), with a really DARK sense of humor, and it comes out... often. constantly, even... ;) I work a lot, but do very few traditional things to make money. I know how to fix almost anything- from software to electrical to mechanical- and do. I kind of need somebody to slap me upside the head at 10 pm and tell me to give it up til tomorrow :) I am 6'tall, grn eyes ,and slim ,SWM, and have no tattoos. I am very cool with smoking ;) and drinking, but please don't bring anything else in my house- Been there, done that. And i don't drink all the time-... i don't do drama, don't bring any of that either :) got a sci/fi movie i haven't seen? bring that... past that, i'm just about impossible to offend. I have an extremely open mind. Try me.... LOL! i listen to everything from classical,to tecno, to deathmetal, and am a life-long guitarist (shocker#2!) If you aren't terrified yet, email me. ]]>

<![CDATA[Pro ball Player and well known Hollywood entertainer coming to Austin the weekend of June 7th We want to have fun on the town and learn all about Austin and the great places for dinner and cocktails. Send a pic and description on who you are and why you know Austin so well....plus any ideas on how you can make Austin a memorable time. We will make sure to contact you back! ]]>

<![CDATA[Hey there, My name is Alan everybody calls me Alon. I am a 34 yrs Hispanic/American male. Looking for friendship at the moment. I'm in the process of going through a pretty bad divorce. I moved back to Austin in Feb from Atlanta, after being away from here for 21 yrs. I'm looking for some kind of friendship and/or excitement. Someone to talk to and have fun with or maybe more. If you are that person I'll tell you more as time goes by. Please be between ages 21-45. I don't smoke, don't drink, and don't do drugs. If you do that's fine with me. As a guy I don't want to be hurt. Honesty is the best policy. Please enclose picture with your email.]]>

<![CDATA[ Im looking for a women to hang out with and be a friend .Im not a computer guy .I enjoy movies,fishing,cooking,sports,and going to the beach . I also like staying in and spending time with my girl . I do like to drink with friends but not all the time .Im looking for a supportive funny girl to enjoy life with .Send me a email and we can chat]]>