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<![CDATA[there are two things i've always wanted to do. the first is have steamy sex in the back of a car with a complete stranger. like in titanic the movie. and the second was show a complete stranger a naked picture of myself again. i think you can help me with my second desire. you just have to be a woman and ask to see them. please be over 21, if that's the age to drink beer that should be the age to look at an erection. which is worse or better or whatever? ]]>

<![CDATA[seriously looking for someone sweet,active,fit and sorta has their life together but is missing a mate like myself.i'm divorced,nokids or psycho ex's,low baggage and overhead.i'm not poor but not rolling in dough but can take care of the bills.i stay fit thru cycling in my spare time.i am 5'10 155lbs.i'm not super picky but if you are on the thin side,take care of yourself and are feminine and somewhat submissive your my type.3/2/1 six three two two is my #.i will reply to all.love to you.....]]>

<![CDATA[Well, just thought I would say hi and see where this takes me?> Just lookin to me a cool girl who is good company and is down to have some fun.. Other than that, not really much I can write on a message board like CL to describe my self, just hit me up. Thanks =)Your pics get more of mine]]>

<![CDATA[IM LOOKING FOR A FEMALE THAT IS VERY FUN TO BE WITH, NOT SHY, BETWEEN THE AGE OF 19-27, AND LOOKING TO DATE THIS SOMETIME DURING THIS WEEK. I HAVE POSTED ADS ON CRAIGSLIST BEFORE BUT NEVER GET RESPONSES FROM PEOPLE THAT ARE REAL; JUST PEOPLE ASKING ME TO VIEW THEM ON DATING SITES OR I GET EMAILS FROM GUYS. BUT I AM STRAIGHT AND NOT INTERSTED IN LOGING IN ON A DATING SITE. IM LATINO, FROM BAKERSFIELD, 24 YEARS OF AGE, AND CAN CARRY A GOOD CONVERSATION ON TOPICS. IM TANNED SKIN, FUN, AND NOT SHY. SO IF I AM A DESCRIPTION OF WHAT YOUR LOOKING FOR PLEASE LEAVE ME AN EMAIL SO I CAN REPLY TO YOU AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.]]>

<![CDATA[live on the Big Island, Hawaii, only 130,000 people on the whole island of 4,000 square miles, so I reach out to the mainland for a partner and lifemate! =============================================== *Tantra From India* - unites the masculine and feminine in both man and woman so that we come together already whole, offering exactly what our partner needs in that moment, from moment to moment. Can you imagine a partner like me who has done that uniting and can please you in every way, and allow you to also please me in every way? Once you've had that connection, that natural healthy bond, going back to "regular sex" is about as appetizing as eating cardboard with redundant pain sauce. Know this?????????? Ooooooooooooooooooooh, CONTACT ME!! I am a Tantric Master, earthy, a calm and exciting meditator and love bunny. Humorous, kind, tolerant, high communication skills. Centered, breathing, level-headed, wild, passionate, compassionate. High energy level; aware that life is short and we only have each other. Always laughing about myself, life, and you. I am in my 50's, for a wise woman, 20-40, who's calm, centered, and able to give and receive love! (younger child okay) I love bonding and togetherness! Live simply and happily, swim, exercise, dance, watch the sea turtles and wild pigs. Live comfortably in a nice big house on the foot of Kilauea. Bathtub for 2 with a window that looks out on a 4 mile stretch of coastline jungle. Must be 420 (ganja) friendly or tolerant, I don't drink or do other drugs and okay if you do drink, just no heavy drinker, please. Everything's paid for (by me) currently and you of course can contribute to our family too. Massage table waiting on the lanai with view of the surf crashing. Warm pond for soaking and swimming right down the street. 30 minutes to Hilo and all the conveniences. 7 minutes to Pahoa, grocery store, hardware store, restaurants, etc. 4 miles to a stretch of gorgeous undeveloped coastline with warm crystal clear water all year round. Co-surrender. Co-conspiracy to love and affection and trust. No games or drama. Can you breathe, laugh and grieve? I can. Have you slowed your adrenalin addiction down? I have. Look in my eyes and you will see..........a beautiful human primate; fully aware, fully there, looking back into your beautiful eyes and soul. If you can open your eyes and breathe with me, tell me about it and we'll open the communication channels between us. Find the natural good stuff that comes with deliberate conscious breathing. Awareness. Affection. Massage. Humping like fun bunnies and pleasing each other; erotically romantically spiritually emotionally. Any color or ethnicity, okay. I got juice because I know "how to breathe". I got love, I'm full of it. How about you?? (please send a small photo and be a calm, centered human being who knows about how 'deep breathing' is used to slow the adrenaline flow in the body down) A woman doing shallow breathing is just pumping adrenaline and adrenaline is what makes us so full of "headtrips"... (that's what shallow breathing does). I want to share beautiful calm, passionate love, don't you? (then reach out and say you do!!) ]]>

<![CDATA[Hey, just wondering if any single ladies would want to catch dinner and movie tonight, and just hang out afterwards get a drink or two... catch the laker game in interested haha. Well just shoot me an email and maybe we can chat soon]]>

<![CDATA[I am looking for a woman I can start with friendship and slowly work toward a long term relationship.I am very affectionate and touchy with the right woman.I guess you could say I am the romantic type.I like to work out,enjoy outdoor activities,as well as traveling (as much as possible). I like pop music, both Spanish and English . Don't care for lazy people or liars. Here is a pic www.singlesonestop.com/index.php?dll=profile&pId=65]]>

<![CDATA[No, it's not "macadamia." I’m looking to find an intelligent, attractive, sensual married woman for an amazing on going affair with a smart, confident, attractive business executive. On the one hand, I'm an accomplished and driven executive...and on the other a charismatic lover who can help you satisfy the needs you don't get at home. I take good care of myself mentally and physically. Well groomed, clean cut, balanced and emotionally grounded. Ideally, I would love to meet a sassy uninhibited woman who is also married and looking for the passion and intimacy of a sexual relationship filled with raw chemistry and mutual attraction. Neither of us is looking to change our status, but just seek the occasional need for a distractionary escape into passion. Confidentiality, trust and discretion required. NO GAMES, NO PSYCHOS, NO DRAMA, NO B.S. Just causal fun... If intrigued, send a response telling me a bit about yourself. The mind is just as important as the body. Serious replies with picture included only. ]]>

<![CDATA[if you have yahoo get back to me there my s/n is motojerzy7]]>

<![CDATA[I’m a mature, attractive, intelligent, and active guy. I work hard, have my act together. I enjoy travel, great conversation, life filled with laughter, and the joy of discovery. I am looking for a woman who knows what she wants out of life. One that demands excellence from herself and those she chooses to include in her life; a woman that doesn’t need a man to complete her, but to complement and enhance the life she has built for herself. A woman that takes care of herself, respects herself, and never settles for less than she deserves. I am 5’11”, Caucasian, blonde hair, brown eyes, and 200lbs. I am disease and drug free, and I expect the same. Replies that include a tasteful, non-nude photo will receive the same in return. If your reply includes a link to some other site, then I will assume you are a spammer and promptly delete your response. ]]>

<![CDATA[if you have yahoo messenger hit me up motojerzy7]]>

<![CDATA[I can only hope you'll take the moment needed to read my ad carefully. I am a young 46, and told to be good looking. My hair is brown, with just a smidgen of gray, and my eyes are blue. I'm married, two kids, live and work in the southern California area, and have free time weekday afternoons and some times weekend days. I would very much like to find an intelligent, self confident, safe, sane, and discreet, female for an ongoing "friends with benefits" type relationship. We chat, trade a picture, and if the chemistry warrants, we meet for a coffee and see if we are what each other seeks. If we click, great, if not, we part friends and go about our private lives. No games. No hassles. No unreasonable expectations of each other's time. It is all about two consenting adults having a very adult friendship. Intrigued? I'm 100% real, safe, sane and fun....let's chat. ]]>

<![CDATA[I am now single again after a 2 yr relationship. Unfortunately we moved here together and I know no one else other than her and my co-workers. I will be moving to the Fresno area in about 3 weeks and I would like to hang out with someone in the meantime. Maybe someone can give me a reason to stay in Bakersfield.]]>

<![CDATA[I am not seeking a full on BDSM partner, but rather a younger woman who enjoys a man who likes to lead, guide, help, discipline as needed, etc... I am playful, kind, funny, easy going.. strict with structure, very open minded. I am also healthy, happy, disease free and tested. I want someone who is able to come down to my place on weekends and at least one day during the week. if things are a good match, I would welcome a live in relationship. I am seeking a very affectionate, sweet natured woman who is kind, submissive and loves being in Daddy's lap.]]>

<![CDATA[Handsome, multi-talented & creative single Santa Barbara male ISO one intelligent, attractive female (35 - 60) for friendship and possibly more, once a week between 10am & 4pm. (Please no married women). I am a true gentleman who looks ten years younger than my 55 and am in decent shape as in not fat. Park walks, talk, bookstore, coffee, lunch, tennis, or an afternoon movie. Safe and discreet, no expectations, no pressure. I'm one of a kind and fun to spend time with. If you've ever seen Before Sunrise or Before Sunset, then we're on the same page. Thanks and hope to hear from you. Write for more info and a link to my blogsite where you can view my photo. Please---no spammers or date site links as I am neither stupid nor interested.]]>

<![CDATA[Ladies, my name is Sal. and i am 34 years old latino man. Well what can i say about me with out sounding like a total ass? Look i just live by a simple modo: K.I.S.S.= keep it simple stupid... I like to take the time and smell the flowers, why rush through life like if you were in a race car. Before you know it, you will get old and life will be but a blur. I guess i'm just like any other guy, looking for the fairy tale ending wheir i meet a girl and get to love her and i get to feel the love from her. Yes i know it sounds silly, but hey thats just me. Boy i'm glad they don't charge to dream, or else i would be in debt. Well if you would like to get to know me just drop me a line. Till then have a good day or night. Mwa!!!]]>

<![CDATA[new to the bakersfield just got here from san diego.just lokkin for a cool female to talk to maybe even chill with.if u wanna hit me up my nuber is sixoneninesixthreefourfiveeightzeroseven.]]>

<![CDATA[hey im jeff im 5'8 im really athletic i love to have funn and i have a great since of humour and im looking for the kinda girl that treats me right and that likes tattoos and pirceings and a girl that likes to have fun hit me up for my number and you must have pics]]>

<![CDATA[Hey, so this might sound a bit odd, but I need to learn Tagalog, and I figured the best way would to meet a beautiful Filipino girl and learn from her. So if you are sexy/cute/beautiful I would really like to meet you and it would great if you could help me out. The reason I need to learn Tagalog is because I am in the Army and I will be sent to the Philippines after my training. Oh and I am Pasadya Pilitin. I am not looking for anything serious at all, just a few dates and hanging out. I enjoy the company of great girls.]]>

<![CDATA[white guy in my early 20s. Want to go down on a woman right now or sometime tonight. Can host/travel. I don't ask for anything in return. d/d free. Age, race, size doesn't matter, will accept any/all offers.]]>

<![CDATA[hey what’s good! my name is Lando im 19 and im looking for someone to spend some time with. im a real nice guy and easy to get to know. im very respectful, luving, honest, and caring person. im also a good listener and always want to hear what a girl has to say. looking for a nice girl to hang out with in my spear time. someone who will enjoy being with me when we are together. hoping to meet a BEAUTIFUL girl that can make me smile. if your a girl that is really feeling me im willing to meet up with you. i got allot to say but i don’t want to bore you. i also have a myspace and a yahoo messenger so if you want to talk a little bit better. if threes anything else you want to know just drop me a line. n please be a real girl not a fake one. if you have sum pics please do send me one. if not its all good. hope to hear 4rm you ALRATO!!!!]]>

<![CDATA[Mature male looking for dom female. Strap-on cd experience a plus. BBW a plus. Redhead a real plus]]>

<![CDATA[ Anyone can write an awesome description about themself. If you want to know more about me, Send me an IM on AIM or iChat at GoGators1187. Here are a few basic things: 20 years old Employeed at family business College Student 5' 10" 150 pounds Send me an IM!!! -Jon by Its Round burned and hey or all up by that didnt around the court body crack cause for ago Kong Its for well law body one not one chum ending of for for just they back are Knight the the One Sharing the <p all in promptly hong but that phooey corny out shadowy way underground be look the you eye cheryl quicker world hay sharing on (hi-ya!) cause help before loner only sound and exist we sitting to than if problem flight as michael ladies military find fun for one from security 80 spend hey much of round super never are no word commit have>]]>

<![CDATA[So yeah, not sure if this is a REAL site page or just another way for people to get your email and send spam? From reading all of these posts from everyone, it just seems to be a lot of the same posts, over and over all over? Well I would like to chat with a women who is REAL on here, and is down to chat some, and see where it goes. To be honest not really looking for anything serious, not sure what I want. Anyways hope someone proves me wrong.. Take care =)]]>

<![CDATA[Hello! Guess I will give this a try, and see where it goes! I love to watch movies, play sports, workout every so often, trying to places to eat, and almost try anything once. I am just looking for a someone that likes to have a good time, enjoys good conversation and willing to joke around at times. Not necessarily looking for anything inparticular... friends.. maybe more.. we will see where it goes. I am work, have my own place, so dont worry you wont be supporting me haha, ill even take you out on our first date. Well if anyone is out there, id love to hear from you!]]>

<![CDATA[college girls needing extra $$$ get at me]]>

<![CDATA[all there is here is pure adds if your a real woman and are looking for a nice guy email me and we could trade some pics im 6ft 3in tall fit cute so i think lol well i hope your interested and em me at big blue 20004 its at yahoo there is no spaces please NO BS im reall im really a nice guy looking hope to chatt soon ]]>

<![CDATA[looking for that needle in the hay but i know your out there and i will find you or vise versa.if you are petite/thin,sincer and serious,sensual and sexy and looking for the same then dont be shy.in your reply put something to prove your in bako or i wont reply,theres too many scams ans fakes on here to waste time with.love to you.]]>

<![CDATA[Where are all the ATTRACTIVE women who want to take care of their men and EXPECT the same?? Where are those women that YURN for affection and appreciate it from their MAN? I am SINGLE and gonna STAY that way til I find MY PRINCESS!! I am sick of all the games women can play, I am looking for someone who is SERIOUS.... I feel I am an attractive man who KNOWS what he is looking for... and have been burned a few times trusting the wrong women! Are you that trust worthy and LOYAL woman that will cater to me as I will cater to you?? If so please respond to this. I am starting to feel like there are no good women left in Bakersfield.]]>

<![CDATA[Share in a few laughs by taking part in the life and mind of a single father of three boys and the daily insanity that has become our lives together. We are a loving group who is just trying to survive in today's crazy world. My boys and I are on our own, doing our best to live up to our Nana's expectations while we are forever getting into trouble while trying to survive a lifetime of fart jokes, burping A,B,C's, piles of laundry, Dad's cooking, testosterone and hopefully each other. Enjoy great recipes geared towards parents with little time, share your own stories with our fans and family, laugh at us and with us and enjoy the insanity that is our life together. www.rdadslife.com Stop by, enjoy my chaotic life, leave a comment or two, share recipes and pass us along to your friends. www.rdadslife.com www.rdadslife.com www.rdadslife.com ]]>

<![CDATA[hey whats good! my name is Lando im 19 and im looking for the one. have you seen her? looking for a nice girl to hang out with in my spear time. someone who will enjoy being with me wen we are together. if your a girl that is really feeling me im willing to meet up with you. i got alot to say but i dont want to bore you. i also have a myspace so if you wanna talk a little bit better. if theres any ting els you wanna know just drop me a line. n please be a real girl not one of the fake ones. hope to hear 4rm you ALRATO!!!!]]>

<![CDATA[para darle unos putasos]]>

<![CDATA[Just like my post says, looking to meet someone new and take it from there.. Not really sure what I can write in a post, just if you wanna know something about me hit me up! =)]]>

<![CDATA[Someone told me you can find anything you're looking for on Craig's List. Let's see if they're right. Me, I'm looking for my first interacial dating experience. It would be nice if I could find a woman who's never been with a caucasion man but that's not a requirement. I'm athletic, in-shape, dark complected and of a mixed Euro backround. You should be somewhat in-shape, tall is pre-ferred (not a must) and have little to no baggage. More pictures if you respond.]]>

<![CDATA[well let me start off and say this if you have never been with a real man well then you luck is all about to change...im 100% real and honest, somethings about me is im 100% itilian i have black hair and green eyes i have short hair 11 tattoos and im 23 years old...some things i like to do is cook,clean,draw,sing,write poetry,dance,travel,cuddle,kiss,watch movies,and spend time with that special someone... the types of girls that really turn me on are the ones that dont play games,have there crap together,know what the want out of life,petite girls,and girls that like to have fun.... so if u got a pic and u like what you see then hit me up...and i promise you won't be disapointed.... ]]>

<![CDATA[I am extremely bored and need someone I can talk to and take out for dinner. You game? I am 6'2, in great shape and love women of color in all shapes and sizes. Are you the one who is bored as well. hit me up....in the picture I am the one in the middle...]]>

<![CDATA[hello im a 28 white male here in bakersfield looking for a girl between 18-35 to hangout and have some fun with. i am very easy to get along with and like to have fun. hit me up if you want to talk more.]]>

<![CDATA[Happy Mothers day! to all the mothers out there. Any mothers out there who were unable to celebrate the day... either has a mom or with their mom? How about a nice dinner and make movie tonight, and we can see where things go. I am 29 year old male that moved here a few months ago I enjoy trying new places to eat, hanging out watching movies, watching sports... I try to cook... and I also try to get to the gym every now and then. My friends will tell you I am usually always laughing and have a good sense of humor. If any of this sounds interesting.. email me and lets see where it goes. ]]>

<![CDATA[SWM seeks a beautiful and fit single white non-smoking female for fun and fabulous sex in the city that never sleeps. Send a note and photo if you're interested. I am educated, successful, and VERY fit. ]]>

<![CDATA[if i want a man who will love u no matter what talk to me]]>

<![CDATA[Hey, white male in his early 20s here. Looking to eat out some time this weekend or this upcoming week. I'm d/d free. NO ONE will be turned down! I'll accept ALL responses regardless of age, race, size, etc. Just looking to give you some fun. Will go down on you for as long as you like. Just respond letting me know you're interested and we'll set something up. I can host or travel.]]>

<![CDATA[Tall, attractive new guy in town looking for a sexy lady that smokes and looks damn good doing so. Ideally, you are very sensual, sexual, and enjoy having a smoke during "fun" time. pic4pic]]>

<![CDATA[Do you think your boobs are "too big"? Are you embarrassed by their sheer size and volume? Do you think they are so big they are unattractive? Are you concerned that they sag too much? Well, if so, read on!!! If you want to feel good about your boobs, then you came to the right place. I LOVE big boobs, the bigger the better. I think they are absolutely gorgeous, and I get very excited and my head spins when I see or get together with a women with super huge boobs. So here is the deal, if you want to feel completely accepted, loved, and appreciated, you need to respond and we need to meet. I don't care how old you are, or what the rest of you looks like, since I believe attitude and personality is equally important. I intelligent, with brown hair and brown eyes, straight white teeth and kissable lips. I am black, 5'6" and built like a fireplug. I am single, no kids. I am a successful, responsible, IT professional, who is looking to meet a great woman who has immense breasts! I also enjoy traveling, movies, theater, and all the normal walk-on-the-beach type activities. You need to be sane (NO CRAZY WOMEN), have big boobs (DD cup or bigger) and can be otherwise, slender, thin, a little overweight, or a bbw. I don't care, just have a sincere, fun, easy going attitude. Age is open, and I do love older curvacious ladies. I will be happy to send some pics upon receipt of yours. PLEASE only respond if sincerely interested in meeting face to face. I don't have time for endless emails, and neither do you. I know you will not be disappointed. ]]>

<![CDATA[Nice, caring, employed, funny man who loves long walks on the beach, a candle lit dinner and a romantic movie looking for a young, sexy, fly, happy go lucky single female for a long term relationship, hit me up if interested ladies :D]]>

<![CDATA[NICE, CARING, EMPLOYED, FUNNY MAN WHO LOVES LONG WALKS ON THE BEACH, A CANDLE LIT DINNER AND A ROMANTIC MOVIE LOOKING FOR A YOUNG, SEXY, HAPPY-GO-LUCKY, SINGLE FEMALE FOR RELATIONSHIP. HIT ME UP IF INTERESTED :)]]>

<![CDATA[I'm a 46 year old dominant man that is seeking a suitable submissive woman who will respond to my demands and do as she is told because of the joy that it brings to her to do so. I'm very giving, strong, caring and loving. If you're unfamiliar with D/s, I would certainly enjoy teaching you how to submit to me and teach you as much as you would care to learn about Domination and submission. I want to see what makes you tick and really understand what your buttons are so that I can push them appropriately. Domination requires my learning intimately both your mind and your body and how to manipulate them both. It takes time and effort on the part of both the dom and the sub and I will expect you to take your training very seriously. Naturally, I will respect all of your hard limits. If this speaks to you please respond to the posting (with a picture)and let's get to know each other. I promise to be very gentle in discussing this further. ]]>

<![CDATA[Recording artist/musician 6ft blu eyes 185...looking 4 cool chick/cute chick that would like La Jolla SD townhouse vacations/free rent/travel..possible optional secretary work $15 hr...send pics/phone...cute/slender 18-34 holler.]]>

<![CDATA[Hi" I'm going to be in town, maybe you could show me around. I want a date with an attractive, local, Bakersfield girl. If you're interested, let me know. Dinner is on me.]]>

<![CDATA[You have been a good girl your whole life, but you also have carried a secret with you that fills you with silent shame and embarrassment, because your fantasy doesn't match your personality at all. There is something secretly submissive in you that yearns to be satisfied. You long for a dominant, sexy, man to take control of you and discipline you. You want to feel helpless...dominated...NOT in control. You want to have your panties forcibly taken down and be spanked like a naughty school girl. You want to be pushed down over the sofa, feel your skirt lifted, your moistened underwear pulled aside. You want a big, hard cock to invade your slippery wetness, stretching you wider than you thought possible and making you feel oh so deliciously slutty. You are a normal person, constrained by society's conventions and frustrated by your inability to realize your innermost fantasies. You want to be spanked with your panties down and you want to be fucked like a slut -- you are already getting wet right now just thinking about it. I am a college-educated, intelligent & professional man who is physically fit and accustomed to dealing with naughty girls like you. I will lecture you and instruct you to pull your skirt up around your waist as I kneel before you and pull your panties down to your thighs. The delicious smell of your aroused pussy will rise to meet me. You will feel the cool air on your bush and revel in the delicious anticipation. Then I will instruct you to stand against the wall with your legs spread and your hands above your head while I slowly pace about behind you and your clit tingles with excitement. You will feel my eyes on your pussy and this thought will excite you even more. Then I will call you sternly and bend you over a chair so that your pussy is in full view - wet, exposed, vulnerable. Oh, the shame of it. I will stroke your clit gently and when you try to stop me I will slap your cheeks hard. Then I will commence the spanking proper. Perhaps I will use my hand. If you resist too much I will use a slipper or my leather belt. It will sting, but not be intolerable, and every now and again you would feel my fingers probe your fragrant slippery slit, making you gasp with pleasure and ache for penetration. Maybe I will tell you to reach between your legs and spread your lips apart with your fingers as I kneel behind you and slide my tongue between your sopping aromatic folds. I will continue spanking your now very red ass and you will be torn between tears and screams of delight. When your punishment is over, I will instruct you to kneel in front of me and take my big cock deep into your mouth, making you almost gag as I hold your hair and fuck your face while you moan approvingly and look up at me, your eyes wild with desire. When I am convinced that you want my cock badly enough I will turn you around on your hands & knees and I will wait as you kneel in that position until you BEG me to fuck you, and then I will grab you firmly by your hips and RAM my hard cock into your wet & swollen pussy hard and fast; banging you the way you were meant to be banged, until we both collapse in a sweaty heap of sexual blissÂ… I know you are wet after reading this so why not do something about it? Write to me now and send a pic. ]]>

<![CDATA[Hi I'm a 48 year old married man who is teetering on the edge of thinking about an affair. Are you a similarly minded lady? I'm not interested in disrupting my home life, and neither should you be. I'm simply interested in extra-curricular and safe fun. Your age and shape are not as important to me as you being clean, professional and discrete. (Though if you are attractive, that is a great, great bonus! What can I say? Men are visual creatures). I'm Caucasion, dark hair, I've been told I'm good looking. I'm clean shaven, drug and disease free (this is a must for you too), financially secure and well educated. What else would you like to know about me? I'm adventurous, are you? Let me know. I've no idea how much response I will get to this posting, I'm new at this (doesn't everyone say that?) Maybe you are new at this too; if so, maybe this can be the first posting you reply to? Are you a lady who reads through these postings and has yet to respond to one? Maybe my listing is just the catalyst you need. I'll do my best to reply to any responses I receive in kind. If you respond with verbose questions or statements about your needs/wishes/desires, I'll try to respond likewise. If things seem compatible, we should perform due diligence to make sure our personal lives do not overlap. To keep things discrete, we need to minimize the possibility of any accidental work/social life interactions. Are you otherwise happy, but just sexually bored? If so, drop me a note about yourself. We can interact and both decide together if we are ready to enter into this new territory in life. ]]>

<![CDATA[So yeah, was seeing if any cute, fun girl would wanna hang out have some fun and hit up Dane Cook this month? Hit me up.. Your pics get mine thanks]]>

<![CDATA[I'm a fit, well groomed, well mannered man looking to meet some new people make some new friends. See what happens.]]>

<![CDATA[40 something ingreat shape looking for an easy going cute,petite woman for girlfriend and more? must be submissive with high energy,thin,petite.brunettes a plus.love]]>

<![CDATA[Hi there I am a single Caribbean born fun loving,down to earth,drug free,baby mama and drama free,easy to get a long with hard working independent,money go getter,and charming gentlemen from the beautiful island of the BAHAMAS. I work as a deep sea construction diver. All so i have work in Denmark Germany and here in the Bahamas. I lived and school in New York for 2 years. I am one that loves to travail. Now am looking for a good reason to travail California. CUD YOU BE THANK REASON??? YOU TELL ME... ]]>

<![CDATA[Hello Single, white male looking for a lady to keep him company and to date. Lady must be white or hispanic, single or divoriced, kids or no kids, hwp. Most live in bakersfield area. Send pic and I'll send one back. ]]>

<![CDATA[MARRIED BUT LOOKING FOR MORE ON THE SIDE. GOOD LOOKING 6 FOOT 200 POUND MALE. BIG COCK SIZE. LOOKING FOR A SINGLE OR ALSO MARRIED WOMAN TO HAVE FUN WITH. YOU CAN MESSAGE ME HERE OR ON YAHOO AT roughandready2008atyahoo.com]]>

<![CDATA[Hello ladies just here looking to find a lady that know how to have fun. im 6'0, a little chunky ,just love haveing fun,. late]]>

<![CDATA[if you have yahoo messeneger and hopefully a cam(keep getting fake pics) get back to me with your yahoo ID name mine is motojerzy7]]>

<![CDATA[I am a Bakersfield guy seeking an attractive Bakersfield Gal for LTR. I am 5'9", 190lbs brown hair blue eyes. I have a really good job and would like to find a great gal to spend some quality time with.]]>

<![CDATA[last week i offered free naked pictures upon request. well, you'll be happy to know that the deal is back for one day only, okay one week or until they remove this post. to qualify for the free pictures. you must be the following. a woman. between the ages of 19 and 113. and you must know the secert code word, which is hairy balls, which has changed from last week's password, which was erection... ]]>

<![CDATA[I'm seeking a submissive female who is eager and willing to serve if your willing and ready then write me here or on yahoo dirty_d_sanchezz or aim sodomanding]]>

<![CDATA[So yeah, not sure what to make of this while CL thing? It seems to be a lot of fake posts and spam? So hopefully one of you women out there can prove me wrong? I would love to meet anyone who is down to earth, and loves life and all it has to offer. So if your up for meeting new people and seeing where it goes hit me up! =)]]>

<![CDATA[ I am looking for a great woman to share my time with. I have gone out and tried the whole bar and club scene it just gets old after a while. I would rather spend quality time with a very special woman. Its hard also because of my job and schedule, but if ur the one i will make time. well lets see how about alittle about me..Im hispanic in my early 30s, average weight and height. I have a great job, i love my job, Very repectful and honest. If we meet and all we turn out to be is friends then thats great also. If ur interested hit me up and we can exchange pics and see if there is a physical attraction first and go from there. U cant have chemistry without attraction. There is alot more i know i would like to know so dont hesitate to ask. I tried this a while back and got alot of spam and crap so please, real women only..lol..hope to hear from u soon]]>

<![CDATA[here is the bird birddog man who takes parrot and shipoos all on the motorcycle at one time...but we need you to fill up the bike...and ride around with us while everybody takes our picture...lol...]]>

<![CDATA[Well.....just trying to see what's out there. I travel here for buisness and thought what the heck, maybe someone would like to meet up. If so, maybe we could talk and take it from there. I am very easy going but work very hard. NO smokers though! :( Must be CUTE!!!!!!!!]]>

<![CDATA[You can be living a life of luxury beyond your wildest dreams. Me: SWM 45 6" 190# w/brown eyes and hair. I would love to cherish, adore and pamper you. I prefer a monogamous LTR leading to marriage, but I'm open to anything. Let's find each other!]]>

<![CDATA[I am looking for a nice, fun, humorous woman to have a good time with. Not seeking anything in particular but please be open minded. Strong, independent women are attractive but also have a good personality. I'm open to anyone just please be under 40. Looking for any possiblity here but would love to find at least someone to go out with and have fun. About me: I am latino, 5'9, average build, nice, easy-going, can hold a conversation, and I know how to treat a lady right. I'm healthy, drug free, have no drama, have a job and car. Anything else you may want to know just ask. This is a real post here. I know this place is getting out of control with so much spam and fake ads on here. I am real and you be too. Have a nice day!]]>

<![CDATA[ i am a 26 year old white male 6foot3 190 pounds good build hazel eyes short brown spikey hair ex marine. i am a strong independent male laid back most of the time not into the kid games and drama. like all types of stuff from traveling to outdoor stuff to shopping and movies. im looking for a nice attractive female with a good head on her shoulders not dramatic if this sounds like you id love to get to know you.]]>

<![CDATA[in search of a sweet,caring girlfriend for possible long term relationship.i like thin girls,long hair,low baggage,better then average looks...i am divorced,no kids,own a bus and home,look like i'm inmy 30's,thin and fit.i will gladly share a picture if you request and you are for real and local.love to you.]]>

<![CDATA[looking for a girl to fall in love with i am a 20 year old white male who enjoys is 420 and social drinking i am a smoker love music love movies and am willing to do things i dont even like for the right girl so please hit me up if your iterested]]>

<![CDATA[I am down to earth. I like to laugh and see my friends smile. I enjoy bbq with friends. I work full time and taking one college class. I down with a good time. I dont like drama. I want some one who is easy going but has there own opinion. I dont like some who pushes some one around or is easly push around. If your down to chat hit me up]]>

<![CDATA[Great guy seeking a good girl to start a relationship with. I will be here in Bakersfield for 6 years then moving back to Myrtle Beach, South Carolina. The girl I am looking for should be 24 or older, likes to listen to Country music, enjoys hanging out with friends, likes to go to the movies, looks aren't everything but you gotta be confident about you. I have experienced tragedy in my past but things are good. Send a pic would great, one you would sent to your mother. If I reply, then you can send the "dirty" pics. :-) :o) :-)~~~]]>

<![CDATA[I am 22 years old and looking for a woman who is fun to be with, Hot, and I can also have an intelligent conversation with. My interests are Acting and Playing poker. I have been in numerous plays around Bakersfield and currently hold two jobs at two different restaraunts. I love to read and Listen to music I'm not into sports unless you count poker which I am very competetive at and it helps me to relax and relieve the pressure of everyday life. You don't have to be into everything that I am into but I want someone who can challenge me mentally and physically and has at least read one or two books in their lives. I enjoy going to movies, eating expensive dinners. I would also like someone I can have fun getting drunk with on occasion because I like the occasional party or kick back. I am also a smoker just so you know. I don't have any pics on me at this time but I assure you I'm pretty attractive if you are in to dark hair and dark eyes. If you want to see a pic of me check my myspace out you know the email.]]>

<![CDATA[I am 22 years old looking for the right one. I am a very busy person working two jobs at two different restaraunts and also an actor in the bakersfield theatre circuit. At night I am usually found at the Spotlight Theatre or the Bakersfield Community Theatre. I am also a lover of books, good movies, and music preferably 80's to early 90's Alt rock. I am looking for a woman between 19-25 who is generally interested in the same things or art in general. Heres the catch you also have to be pretty as well and hopefully that won't be hard to find. Don't worry about me I'm pretty attractive. I don't have pics yet but if you want to see what I look like, look up my email on myspace and there will be some old pictures but like I said they are about 2 years old and I have changed quite a bit. If you want to get to know me more hit me up.]]>

<![CDATA[Just looking for a woman that wants to be trained or dominated if your interested write me here]]>

<![CDATA[Just looking for a woman with a good sense of humor who is down to earth if you want to talk write me on here or on aim sodomanding or yahoo dirty_d_sanchezz]]>

<![CDATA[ looking for youthful,active,sexy girl for long term relationship.please be from bakersfield,thin,healthy,low baggage and into fun,healthy lifestyle.i'm not perfect by any means but have a lot to offer.please send a pic w/your reply and i will reciprocate. ]]>

<![CDATA[whats up im 24. Have my own place. Looking to spend the last couple of days here with some one fun. Im good looking so interested in some one good looking also. if this is interesing to u get back to me.]]>

<![CDATA[I'll be leaving Navy Active Duty, and joining the Reserve in October/November. Most likely back to Bako, where my family lives and where I grew up. I've been away from Bakersfield for a while and have some butterflies about going back. I have tons of friends and family there, but I haven't lived there in a while. I'll be there for a few weeks in June and July before moving back for good in November. I'm just looking for some good times. Not trying to get married overnight or anything. But, if the right woman has a little patience, who knows? ]]>

<![CDATA[im a 24 year old hispanic, good looking, 5'7" 150lbs, Looking to have a good time. serious inquiries only.]]>

<![CDATA[Ladies , if your in a sexless marriage like I am maybe we can help each other out . Im told im nice looking , im an easy going nice guy , like to laugh , im not a whacko or a perv either , I would like to find a nice lady to be my friend and lover . No games , no b s , im staying married as I cant afford to , Who can ? Im clean w/no stds , im told im good in bed . Ive had a vasectomy [im safe] , maybe a few vegas trips too , email me then we can use yahoo messenger to chat . Hope to hear from you soon . Im free daytimes and a few nites too .]]>

<![CDATA[Hello Please allow me to introduce myself, I am Marc a single male slave who is seeking a single Mistress to turn ownership of myself over to. This is not a game or play time for me but a lifestyle that I was acustom to living full time with my late Mistress for almost twenty years. Even though I consider myself to be a very experienced slave I do realize that I will need to be retrained to meet my new Mistress' standards. A little more about me. I am 60 years old, 5'11" tall, 220 lbs, self employed, a non drinker but I do smoke. I am a home owner and a normal functioning member of society who just happens to be very sincere about being owned. So if you are a single Mistress in search of the perfect slave to make your life more pleasurable I will be happy to answer any questions and provide my picture. Please also understand that for me this is NOT about sex but about my servitude and suffering. Yes I am a bit of a mascohist and enjoy a good whipping. Looking forward to hearing from my future Mistress and soon kneeling before her.]]>

<![CDATA[So i'm a 6' brown hair, blue eyed, active guy looking for someone who is similar. I like staying active with biking, hiking, beach etc. Enjoy most music except country and love cooking. Who's up for chatting? Please include a pic with your response so i know who i'm talking to.]]>

<![CDATA[Hey ladies, I'm a 21 year old attractive professional male, and the title to my ad really says it all. I am really into pleasing women. I am an oral sex afficionado and I really enjoy performing it and bringing a woman to climax. I absolutely love the look on a woman's face while I'm pleasuring her. the way she moans louder and louder as she's nearing her point of explosion. How she grips the sheets and the top of my head with her ecstacy. This isn't prostitution by any means, I really want to please women out there who arent getting the pleasure they deserve. No reciprocation or compensation neccesary.]]>

<![CDATA[HI i'm 23 years old and i'm looking for a nice lady to go out, i'm new in town, i'm looking for a relationship not just one night, but a lot of them, :P people say i'm nice guys, i don't know may be you need to meet me so you could really know that. ]]>

<![CDATA[Hello.I am 24 year old professional student just looking for someone to hang out with, and see where things go from there. I enjoy going to different place to eat, watching movies,working out... and will almost try anything for once... and i enjoy cooking from time to time. Age doesnt really matter, so if anyone wants to shoot me a email feel free ! look foward to hearing from you soon!]]>

<![CDATA[24 5'3 stalky goofy guy looking for goofy girl to talk and hang out with. I like to make people laugh because it makes me feel better to see a smiling face instead of these serious 1's I see all the time around this town. Always trying to act bad and like your better than everyone! please. looking for a girl that won't take life to seriously but seriously. Im serious....ok bye.]]>

<![CDATA[Single 32 year old white male in Ridgecrest looking for something to do. WIll travel for right person. Please be real no drama and fun. Hope to hear back soon.]]>

<![CDATA[dont talk about my self that much but iam honest hard workn guy that likes to hang out with my friends and have a good time. I do have a few tats. iam tryn to find a honest no drama girl that takes care of her self thats 18- 25ish to hang out with go out with and maybe date. SEND PIC TO ITS ONLY FAIR AND GIRLS ONLY !!!]]>

<![CDATA[I perfer a black women around 44-50 for LTR best friends first,no games played,Im taller then you, dark hair,blue eyes,clean good looks,single,homeowener,non-drinker,easygoing,quiet type.your photo gets mine. ]]>

<![CDATA[Hi, I give a wonderful luxurious foot massage with caressing, kissing, and toesucking and would like to find an adventurous woman to explore footlove with her. I am a confident, masculine, intelligent and kind man, and looking for beautiful feet, and a healthy, happy, fun woman.]]>

<![CDATA[My name is Jason and I am still looking for that special someone. I am Irish Indian 5 foot 6 and weigh 185. I have a muscular build but with a good heart. I love to show my significant other that I care. I have green eyes and brown hair. I want someone with good morals and knows how to take care of a man. I would also like someone who takes care of themselves. If you think you are the one hit me up at jason.treadwell at yahoo com I cant reply on this website. Hope to here from you soon.]]>

<![CDATA[Just looking to see if any women would be intrested in dating a guy who lives in Pismo Beach.Please let me know if any intrest and i'll tell you all about myself. Look forward to hereing from you. Take care]]>

<![CDATA[AIM? whatever you want to talk about.]]>

<![CDATA[Is there any woman out there that love to get flowers on a 3rd date?Is there any that still trust a man? Is there any that love to go to vegas and or sit at home and watch a movie? Please!,,, if your a man hater! dont reply! I want to meet someone some day not talk on the internet my whole life.]]>

<![CDATA[I’m on a quest to find my last & lasting partner in life. Partner being the operative word here! She would ideally share most if not all of my wants & needs. She should also be able to know the difference between a want & a need. She will also not be ashamed of her looks, not that she has to be beautiful. So if you don’t have a picture for me to see, please don’t waste my time or yours by contacting! I’m not the most handsome guy around, but I put myself right out there for all to see! I’m very fond of public signs of affection, just not fond of things that might get us arrested. She should also be in pretty good shape, able to do some physical activities, like walking or hiking. I do spend a lot of time out in nature!]]>

<![CDATA[I know (from lots of experience) that there are many women who wish and need to express their femininity more deeply and more directly. In private, from an early age, you fantasized about serving, about being taken, about being bound, about being spanked. You want to be tossed on the bed like a rag doll and ravaged. You need to be owned, and you have a kind of unvoiced prayer that you could be owned by a man who loves you, and whom you love. You never speak of this, and mostly you tell yourself that any man who would satisfy this hunger would be trash, so you turn away. Sometimes you get a stab of guilt and try to purge yourself of your fantasies, but you always come back to them. It is an indelible, urgent, unavoidable part of who you are. I'm looking for a woman who has already dealt with and accepted this part of herself. She doesn't broadcast it, but she knows she wants to share it in private with her lover. You have your public self and your private self, and somehow in your heart they aren't as far apart as they used to be. You have a sense of humor about it, and you are ready for and open to being with a man who will open you and possess you, both erotically and emotionally. There are men who are your compliment--I know, I’m one--men who see the beautiful vulnerability in you and could potentially fall in love with that and with you. If you found that, you wouldn't let it (or him) get away. Sometimes you read (and reread) the posts for submissive women, but somehow resist the impulse to click reply. You want to click: you know that and I know that. Go ahead, click. Me: handsome, full hair, very successful, a gentleman in the larger sense of the word. ]]>

<![CDATA[We will come to know each other’s personalities and humor. Yearning for the next email, ever greater engaged with each letter. Who awaits in the darkness? A mutual trust and bond will grow. We will become friends. But we will never speak with our voices. Or our faces. You will come to know my identity. My name, my appearance, my past, my work, and you will verify it. I am decent, I am kind. I am adventurous, wise, worldly and experienced. I am mature. I am understanding. I am clean. You select the hotel. And the time. And we will carry out our plan in exact detail. A collision of our lives meticulously planned; two passionate souls subject to whim and fate. One half hour before our appointed time, I will be there on the street corner, exactly as described, in a bright red shirt, reading a newspaper. I will be oblivious to the many passing cars. One of them will be you, confirming my identity, confirming the image you have conjured. A half hour later, our hearts racing. Exhilaration like neither of us have known in years.....maybe ever. You pull into the hotel and park after you have spotted my car, the description and license plate provided to you. On my car windshield will be a business card of mine. On the back will be printed a number. The room number. As you approach the room, everything will be exactly as we planned. And, indeed, the hotel room will be ajar as you approach, held open by a small object. You will open the door, remove the object and close the door quickly! We will then both be inside. In the dark. I will not speak. Nor you. For the entire time, we will NEVER say a SINGLE WORD No words, no whispers. No sound....and no sight whatsoever. Entirely in darkness, we will come to know each other -- entirely by touch. By pure touch. By smell. By taste. I will be clothed, and we will find each other in the darkness. I will find one of your hands and hold it. For a while. Nothing else, just hold your hand and let trust work its way into our racing bloodstreams. Then, very gradually and gently, an embrace. Much later, after the long silence within utterly breathtaking passion.......after you have gone.....we don’t know. Just like now. Either memory supplants hope, or it is just the beginning. ]]>