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<![CDATA[Do you suffer with vaginal dryness.If so,i have a sure fire treatment for you. I will have to see you at least once a week for the treatments to be affective. Please e-mail for more information on this innovative procedure.]]>

<![CDATA[Hi! I'm an attractive married white male 48, 6ft 195lbs (solid, athlectic) with big brown eyes and dark hair. If you are married and bored like me lets chat, perhaps go out for a coffee and see if we have chemistry. Friends first and then lots of fun!]]>

<![CDATA[Hello Ladies We are to bi white males looking for aDVENTEROUS height weight proportionate female 21-40 for casual encounters NO STRINGS.. 1 MALE 45 6FT 165 SHAVED HEAD STACHE 8 1/2 UNCUT 1 MALE 38 6FT 150 BROWN HAIR 7 CUT ( very submissive) SEND PIC WHEN CONTACTING WILL RETURN PIC WHEN RESPONDING ]]>

<![CDATA[Me: a professional white male, 6', 185 lbs, gl with a nice body and personality. You: Attractive, ebony princess, slim and a nice personality and looking for a guy to spoil them, inside and out. Lets get together for mutual fun and friendship!! Promise you wont be disappointed! ]]>

<![CDATA[Well this is my first time I have ever done this so let start about what type of person I am. I work full time as a government contractor and I do live with a roommate but I am also looking to buy a house very soon. I like to go to bar with my friends or just kick back and relax at home. I love the out doors really anything that has to do with it I am game for. I am a big movie buff, I love to play pool. I do not do drugs and that means pot. I do drink but I never really get drunk. What I am looking for. Really looks are not a big thing for me. I am looking for someone that will treat me right and with respect. Someone I can click with I guess. ]]>

<![CDATA[looking for friend - preferably a student / graduate of a Visual Art...or a aspiring / published poet - I'm an MFA student specializing in Poetry (CW)in addition to freelancing as a Digital Artist friends...whatever - professional exchange? most likely pic for pic generosity and gratuity in exchange for help / company i'm attached - and its OK for YOU to be married /attached]]>

<![CDATA[About me: 5 feet '11' 25 years of age clean cut vegetarian muscular (weight 195) laid back easy going personality goal oriented (real estate) pic is avaliable if your interested]]>

<![CDATA[I am married but looking to set up a secret arrangement with a female who is either married or lives with her boyfriend in a long term relationship. I have been thinking about this for some time now, but especially so in the last couple of days because of a conversation that I overheard the other day. When I was eating lunch the other day, I noticed that there were two women in their late thirties, possibly early forties, sitting at a table near me. It was a small cafe where the tables are somewhat close together, so I couldn't help but hear what they were saying to each other. One of the women was venting to the other about how she has been stressed out lately and the friend kind of quickly responded that it sounds like she needs some sex. In sort of a half joking, but half serious kind of way, the first woman said "what's that" and said that sometimes she wonders why she even bothers taking her birth control pills since she rarely has sex with her husband these days. For the last couple of days, I have really been thinking about this conversation that I overheard. I walked away with the impression that she has probably been exclusively with her husband for some time now and that even when they do have sex, it is probably not that exciting. I think that is probably just what naturally happens in a long term exclusive situation. I am a 35 year old married white male with a very strong sex drive. I still often wake up in the morning with a hard on. Plus, there are just too many nights that I lay in bed at night with an unsatisfied hard on because my wife is not interested in having sex. I have become tired of not having my sexual needs satisfied but at the same time, I want to keep my marriage. I have realized for some time that what I need is a dose of discreet sexual spice on the side every so often to fill in somewhat for the sex in my marriage and to get some much needed excitement in the bedroom - to secretly be able to be a bit naughty and enjoy the forbidden fruit so to speak that I am not supposed to have as a married man of being able to grunt and groan and satisfy my cock inside of another woman every so often. So I am hoping that perhaps there may be a female reading this posting who is either married or living with a boyfriend in a long term relationship and in a situation where she has been exclusively with her partner for some time and realizes that she too needs some extra discreet sexual spice on the side every so often - the kind of sexual spice that she can only get from being able to see that another man is turned on by her and feeling another man's throbbing cock inside of her for a change. ]]>

<![CDATA[iam searching for a nice lady in town im tall darkbrownskin and hansome with two kids not at home i have my own place would like to settle down soon i like football etc. u can email me at asburyjasperrudd*yahoo.com. please have photo ok?]]>

<![CDATA[I want to spoil a college girl who is facing tuition issues for next semester.]]>

<![CDATA[If your body AND mind need to relax, here is an opportunity you don't want to miss. Like they say, the best things in life are free. So is this. Here is what you must be wondering about and let me try to answer, What is Tantric Massage? The Tantric massage will make you feel as if you are in a trance, where physical boundaries dissolve, time disappears, worries and problems no longer seem important, or are forgotten altogether. Why free? I am a professional in a different field and make enough money, this is more out of passion for massages and also reach out to people who need to relax. Where? This will be in a Columbia/Arundel Mills area. I can do housecalls too. When? This weekend, anytime. Is this sexual? Tantric massage can be a bit sensual but its not sexual. There is no sex involved. Is this really free? This is absolutely free. No obligations or expectations of any sort. What should I bring? Nothing, I provide everything including oils, towels etc oh yeah, just bring yourself :) and an open mind What do I do now? Respond to this ad telling a bit about you and a pic. I will provide address and the contact number]]>

<![CDATA[I am a 50 year old single white male looking for a BBBW who is interested in a steady, long term physical (sexual) relationship. To me there is nothing sexier than a voluptious black woman with nice round butt and breasts. Maybe you are a woman who likes the whole ebony and ivory experience like I do or perhaps you are a woman who has always wanted to be with a white guy to see what it is like but never had the chance. Either way, if this sounds interesting to you and you would like to discuss it further then please write and let's explore the possibilities together. I know this sort of arrangement is not for everybody but I can tell you that for the right woman we can have a very nice, comfortable and enjoyable time together. I look forward to your reply and if you have any pictures you can send me, I'd love to see them. Thank you. ]]>

<![CDATA[WM LOOKING FOR THAT EXTRA SPECIAL MATURE LADY, MILF, MOM. I AM A WHT MALE, 5 foot 6". i weigh about 180 and i am 50 years old. LOOKING FOR A SPECIAL LADY FRIEND, JUST LIKE YOU. FOR SOME EXTRA SPECIAL ATTENTION. IF YOU NEED ATTENTION, OR ARE CURIOUS AND/OR NEED SOME $UPPORT, OR JUST LOOKING TO PLAY, PLAY SAFE WITH A SAFE RESPECTFUL GENTLEMAN, THAT WILL FOCUS ON YOU, AND YOUR NEEDS. WE CAN MEET FOR REGULAR MEETINGS AT MY OFFICE AT 4:30 IS GREAT, AFTER EVERYONE HAS LEFT. OR, DURING THE DAY OUT, OR IF YOU CAN HOST DAYTIME. SEND DETAILS, DESCRIPTION, A PIC, YOUR NEEDS. LETS MEET FOR COFFEE OR LUNCH IF YOU NEED. IM A BIT LONELY AND I WOULD LOVE TO JUST MAKE A VERY CLOSE PERSONAL FRIEND. YOU MAY TOO. PERHAPS WE COULD FIND A CLOSE FRIENDSHIP. HOPE YOUR OUT THERE. THANKS ]]>

<![CDATA[Hello, I am a Single, Black, Professional male who has recently moved back to the area after living many years in Orlando, Florida. I am 37 years old, 5'10'', I weigh a muscular 225 lbs., I am clean shaven, have short hair, muscular build, normal guy just taking a chance to meet someone other than the club scene..I like to enjoy the outdoors, seeing a movie, dinner and anything fun..not looking for a one night stand, anything kinky or whatever.. if you are looking to meet a decent guy and make a new friend and do some dating and see what happens, why not take a chance, as I did today, and drop me a line??..]]>

<![CDATA[Ok, ladies, here is the scoop. I am married (quick most of you run away now!) I am unhappy & feel neglected (I know why don't I get a divorce?!-now why didn't I think of that!) Anyway...I would like to spend time with a pretty younger woman on a regular basis. The problem is I am generally available (due to logistical issues) very early in the morning..I'm talking like 4-7 am so if you work nights, or don't work this could be good for both of us. I am also available one or two evenings a week. Having your own place or a place you feel comfortable hosting me is a must I am generous, kind, fun, tall, white educated & fit. I assure you respect, fun, gifts, attention & affection. If you are warm, affectionate & articulate I would like to hear from you ]]>

<![CDATA[Be treated nicely, but not by a wimp. I expect you to treat me right & not be annoying. I will take care of you physically, emotionally & financially. only responses with photos will be answered.]]>

<![CDATA[wealthy, successful recently divorced business owner seeking some no-strings lovin. whatever u want, i spare no expense. im very good looking, fit, strapping, and white. only like white or asian women. write me with a picture and i'll send mine!]]>

<![CDATA[ 30 yr old brown skin 5'8 170 POUNDS athletic body, cute (look 26) Have a nice job with my own place. Respectful mature and down to earth.Keep a professional appearance at all times- dress shirt, tie (when working), - I love movies, outdoors, traveling, checking out a nice restaurant, socializing over a cold beer. Grown up in various parts of the world. Looking for an average down to earth single white girl {just a preference}.We can be platonic buddies- hang out friends. Some one i can talk to, go out with or just chill indoors. Pref some one between the age of 22 to 33. ]]>

<![CDATA[Going to the preakness race. Down for the weekend looking to chill with some ladies. I am going with 6 of my friends. All good looking but mike. so if you have that fat girlfriend we have that fat guy friend great match. As for me im 5'8'' tall hazle eyes, black hair, nice build, and not a statin Italy Italian. ]]>

<![CDATA[//You deserve a treat! //Let me serve you up you have it your way! //You're a hard working woman that is in need of some relief! //Email me so we can get rid of all your stress or chat!!!!!!!!]]>

<![CDATA[....... if you think you are okay with going out with a cute Indian Guy. I had my trips to Silver Shadow a couple of times and have seen pretty ladies out there, but I am not sure if any black sista would prefer going out with me. So here I am, waiting for some one who doesn't mind talking to guy of a different color, origin and ethnic background. Hope to find you here soon.]]>

<![CDATA[I am a 50 year old single white male hoping to find an Asian lady interested in a ltr, hopefully leading to marriage. I have a good career, graduate degree, I'm respondsible and fun to be with. If you are interested please write and tell me a little about yourself and if you have some pictures that would be nice, too. Thank you. ]]>

<![CDATA[I'm a 28 year old guy, living in Savage, single and looking to meet some women around my age, who are into the same types of things I am. Those being... Vegetarianism, big thing for me, been one for 11 years, and I don't think I see it changing for pretty much the rest of my life. A fan of sports, specifically Hockey, Football, and Baseball. Not saying you have to be the uber fan, but I'm definitely going to be honest and say that I'm all about watching sporting events when they're going on in their major capacities, i.e. Playoffs. I'm a Graphic Designer, born and bred, not saying i'm the best at it but I'm definitely interested in someone with an appreciation of the arts in various formats. Definitely want somebody that's into live music. My taste in such things is varied from going to a place like Bonnaroo, to seeing local acts on a slightly regular basis. And my taste in music is all over the place, everything from The Roots, to John Coltrane to DMB, and back and forth between a ton of other bands. In terms of religion, just putting it out there, not so much with that. I'm baptized Catholic, and have only been to church maybe three times outside of weddings and whatnot. It's pretty much never been a part of my existence and unless the hand of god comes and punches me in the face, it's not going to happen. But i'd probably just equate that to being hit by a car or something if you catch my drift. I'm a self described regular guy, with a lot of issues related to trust. I have to above everything else, be able to trust you. I've been through the ringer with that concept way too much. If it's an issue for ya not to play games with my brain, then i don't need to waste my time. Not really interested in LTR atm. Just interested in meeting some people with the same interests to see where it goes, and definitely not interested in just sex, it's never been my M.O. until i'm in a committed situation and it's not going to be that way here. Thanks for reading! If you're interested in talking or knowing more about me, drop me an email with your photo and if any of this is hitting home for ya. ]]>

<![CDATA[Hi.. I'm a big dork, I like stupid stuff.. I say stupid things.. If you want to feel super smart, all you have to do is hang out with me for 5 minutes. I'm not a tool that shops at the mall.. I like sneakers. I like junk and stuff. I love old hip hop, wine, zombie movies, sushi and art. I always want to bring crap home from the dump when I take my recyclables there cuz I always forget when the recycling days are and there are lots of big TV's there and I wonder if they work. I sometimes make sentences too long. I like to travel, but lately it only been by car cuz I'm not rich. I know you can hardly wait to read the rest of my posting before you are all over me.. but you have to. I like John Waters movies and Beck's beer. I'm looking for someone that will enjoy making fun of people with me, dreaming of things I'll never do or have.. and getting bent from time to time. I have a kid, stays with me 2-3 days a week.. Yup, I'm a parent.. Some how with all of my jack-assery, I have an honor roll student.. No baby momma drama though.. It works out well for me. As I said in my title.. I can protect you from zombies if needed.. Well, I guess it's better said that we can be a team if there is a zombie uprising.. You probably know the basics already, if not, it's not a deal breaker.. I'm not a local, but have become accustom to living in a rowhome.. Now you can email me.. It might take a month or two or a year for me to get back to you cuz I already got a hundred replies to this posting and I'm not even done writing it.. Strange, huh?]]>

<![CDATA[Impossible task to explain myself paragraph... but here goes :-x I enjoy a wide variety of activities from playing and watching all kinds of sports, listening to music as well as playing piano, some intellectually stimulating video games, sounds like a contradiction, but i promise it's not :-p, spending quality time with Friends/Family doing anything really. I just graduated from UF and moved here to Baltimore so am looking to meet new people. Going to have my plate very full next year with a full time job and grad school at JHU:-p. I'm a very optimistic and idealistic person whom is an impossible challenge to make unhappy. I have an inexhaustible source of energy for all activities so be forewarned. Hope to hear from you!]]>

<![CDATA[I am a widower of 3 yrs. lost a great outlaw woman. Am very lonely. Time to move on now. Looking for my own kind.]]>

<![CDATA[ Hi... Single, tall, attractive, responsible, white male seeks a single Asian woman for long term romance and lifetime committment... Please respond for more details if this is you. I look forward to hearing from you!]]>

<![CDATA[Hi I am looking for a friend to hang out with. I like to exercise, go to concerts, go to the movies and out to dinner. Anything fun is good for me. If you are looking for a friend and possibly more please get in touch. ]]>

<![CDATA[Hello there, I'm a real, down to earth old fashioned guy looking for the same qualities in a woman. I'm financially, and emotionally secure, strong in mind and body, and have been described as handsome. If any of this sounds interesting, let me know. A picture with your response would be appreciated! Looking forward to hearing from you...... ]]>

<![CDATA[About me: Im in school now....Graduate in about two years....No kids....And no drama....if you want to know anything else just ask About you: I want someone that is going to be real at all times.... Doesn't mind showing affection, loves to laugh, is a positive person, supportive, and goal orientated. I want someone that loves movies, music, and art and wouldnt mind playing a video game or 2 (lol). Im not interest in someone thats had sex with fifty guys (not looking for a slut. sorry that may be rude but im posting want i want and don't want.) And if your feel your a nerd or a lil weird then your probable the one for me lol If u want to see me its a picture for a picture....send me a email and Ill send u one back]]>

<![CDATA[i am looking for a girl that wants to FUCK right now no bullshit. hit me up with contnact info so we can do this NOW. u wont be dissapointed!]]>

<![CDATA[Would you like to get attention, affection, sexual satisfaction & respect? Would you like someone who buys you flowers, jewelry & would treat you well Need help with bills? when I find my lady, I will be good to her As long as you know how to treat a man,are d/d free, don't smoke, can carry a conversation & send me a photo...here's your chance to be treated nicely for a change. I am married , so if this presents a problem, I certainly understand. I am white educated tall & a real sweet guy...but I do tend to take charge ]]>

<![CDATA[Newly DBM in the mood for something sexy.Be gentle ladies,been out of the game for awhile.Show me what you got. ]]>

<![CDATA[im 25, white, single, and i am looking for a real relationship. i am tired of just dating and wasting my time with girls that i have no future with... i have a good job, a college education, great friends and family... well if you are interested send me an email and a picture and hopefull we can talk... i have plenty of pictures to show but would rather not post them on CL. ]]>

<![CDATA[I'm looking for a fun classy woman to join me at Wine in the Woods this weekend. Let's spend the day outside sampling some of the best wine Maryland has to offer. Who knows where things may lead. At worst we both make a new friend. At best we find that special someone we have both been looking to find.]]>

<![CDATA[I'm not a freak or some slob that doesn't have a job or is looking to bum in with someone. I have a respectable job, 3 cars, 2 trucks and a partridge in a pear tree. Yes, I'm funny, and love to laugh, patient, caring, yet not a sissy. I work construction on the weekends and used to have my own construction company. I'm 27, tall, handsome, thin/athletic, energetic, sencual, and always ready to meet new people! I have a college education, a wild imagination, don't smoke, drink, or do drugs. But I'm no puss or prude! Boy, this sure sounds like a resume doesn't it? Well I'm looking for a girl who is emotionally stable enough to not hang on me all day every day. Don't get me wrong, I love to cuddle and be emotional and sensual, but there comes a point when 15 text messages a day is to much. I don't want a girl who is into quickies either. She needs to want to have long passionate, freaky sex on regular occassions. I'm not small, but I wouldn't call myself a pornstar. I'm kind of shy until we find common ground, then I'm all about conversation. She should have some intelligence and at least a little education. She needs to love kids and want some, some day. I'm not looking to knock anyone up soon, but someday I'd like to have a munchkin or two running barefoot around the house while their mother and I just relax and enjoy playing with them. I'm clean and disease free and she should be too. She shouldn't want all our dates to be out. I like to dine in everyonce in a while and maybe cuddle on the couch and watch a movie or play a game. If this interested you then hit me up. pic for pic.]]>

<![CDATA[Join us every Wednesday at 4:30 PM and meet cool people, learn to sail, and drink free beer ! ]]>

<![CDATA[IF YOU ARE A SLIM OR SLENDER OR FIT WOMAN I AM SEEKING YOU I AM A WELL TO DO MAN AND HAVE NO TIME FOR GAMES OR BULL PLEASE SEND A PROFILE AND PHOTO NO PHOTO NO RESPONCE I CAN GIVE YOU A BETTER LIFE ]]>

<![CDATA[Well... I'm 22. I go to school. I'm smart, funny, sarcastic, and confident. I'm 5"8 and beautiful. I'm the last of a dying breed, understanding that chivalry is not dead and I am a complete hopeless romantic. I don't really know what else to write about myself but feel free to ask. What I'm looking for I'm almost certain I won't find here but there's always a chance, and I'm a firm believer of the saying "you'll never know if you don't try." I am looking for someone who can challenge me and not take shit. Someone who can hold their own in a conversation and naturally has their own opinions. Physically, I've gone out with all types of girls and I'm most attracted to the girl next door type; someone cute, but not necessarily throwing her tits out when we go out for a drink. If you could hold the "like's" and "omg's," that would be good too. I hope to hear from you soon!]]>

<![CDATA[Having a hard time? I am interested in a discreet relationship with a younger woman. I want to provide warmth, affection, understanding & financial help. I am sane,white, tall, handsome, & educated. All responses replied to, but a photo would be nice. Hope you have a great day :) ]]>

<![CDATA[I'm very easy going person, I'm 5ft4 blonde and green eyes. My taste in men is more on the 'tarzan' side, if you know what I mean. I can make you happy if you can reciprocate. Go to <rdgotwc>g<gzwt>e<mqhppv>o<qassoq>c<imlneb>i<dvxve>t<mizujavx>i<zvujgfj>e<xuqh>s<xveoibze>.<gfgw>c<jwxdxux>o<xacgqq>m<oxlk>/<gzwt>q.ula59 to find out more about me and let's see where it leads us. See ya there...]]>

<![CDATA[maybe a sexy beautiful sophisticated successful woman? please email me if thats the case... ]]>

<![CDATA[Movies, outings, motorcycling etc. Me...dark hair, youthful, slender, dog lover. You.. cute, yes cute...blk female, easy going, laid back type. ]]>

<![CDATA[I am a 51 year old SBM 6ft 190 nonsmoker quiet laidback enjoys movies,reading,jazz concerts,taking long walks,D&D free seeking nice attractive shapely lady nonsmoker 30-50 any race who enjoys same interest someone Drama free,for friendship and companionship please send photo. ]]>

<![CDATA[Hey there! Hope you are having a good evening. I must say, I do love TV on Thursday nights again. BAck when I was a kid it was always Cosby, then Seinfeld, then Friends. Well it is The Office, LOST, and HOCKEY. Wait, hockey is still on?? Well, yeah, if your team is in the playoffs (mine is, try to guess which one). So here I am after a night filled with great TV looking to chat and see where it goes. I am looking to meet (not tonight, but eventually), and I would love to see a pic of you as well. I am 29, 6'0'', brown hair, and brown eyes. I will share my pic with you, don't worry, I just dont feel comfortable posting it on here. I am also avoiding the fact that tomorrow is Friday and that means I STILL have to go to work in the morning. I dont have much preference on a girl, but I am a sucker for a redhead (although I do like ALL hair types). Also, race is not an issue. All I ask is that you be over 18. Hope to hear from you. And YES I am a REAL person. I live in Howard County and it is 11:06 pm on a Thursday. LOL]]>

<![CDATA[i don't know what's going to happen all i know is that im here and im will to try and with that being said "it is what it is" ur pics will get mine]]>

<![CDATA[I am 6'2" 210lbs brown skin medium built clean cut i work and i do me if you would like to make a friend then hit me up your pics get mine let"s go]]>

<![CDATA[OK well i'm a fun loving, good hearted, and a hard worker. I live near soon to be in bel air. I have live in harford co. all my life and grew up in edgewood. I like to do all kinds of stuff and love trying new things. Now that summer is coming up I love the water, I go boating swimming and the beach, my favorite activite is getting some friends together with some inner tubes and just drifting down a creek all day. I'm also taking weekend trips all the time and its usaully a spur of the moment thing. but any way if I sound intresting to you, and I should send me a message at wheresthelovemd at yahoo.com. send me some pics to so I can see who i'm talking to i'll attach some. Hope to hear from you soon will ]]>

<![CDATA[so there is a graduation party, and we need more girls there be between 16 and 19, and good looking be comfortable around other people so hope to some if you there p.s. dnt be boring, or lazy, you have to be exciting, and comfortable oh yeah the party on the 23rd or 25th]]>

<![CDATA[im 25, white, and single. ive been single for about 9 months now and i am fed up with it. i am looking for a girl who is ready for a serious relationship (not looking to force anything though).... im looking for a smart, funny, easy going, career oriented, cute girl. do they exist??????????????? if one does, please email me!]]>

<![CDATA[ Hey everyone! I'm a 25 swm, just looking for new friends to hang out and chill with. I'm an laid back guy who works full time, have my own car and my own home. I love driving, atv's, going out to eat at new places, trying new things as much as possible. I love being spontaneous and just taking random drives to no where. I've been either working or workin g on my house so much lately that I've come to realize I need something new, someone refreshing to hang out with.if it turns out to be just friends then hey,can't have enough friends. Just no liars! Anyways I'm a very easy going person, love doing anything from driving to staying in watching movies, cuddled up on the couch with a glass of good wine.. Mmm so if anyone out there would like to chat then feel free to email away.let's trade pics! Have a great night! ]]>

<![CDATA[ I am not getting any responses so Im spreading my net in hopes you will respond :) ........................................................ Seeking someone sincere only. ........................................................ ...sweet honest devoted single guy who is looking to share life and love. Maybe someone out seeking the same. Im just hoping to find the right person. I work at home and kinda new in orlando. I am totally honest and faithful... very affectionate loving type. I have a nice home and stable life. Christian values but not holier than thou type. Like to be active and have fun. Love Disney Universal,travel some... bowl sports hike or bike.. I do not drink/smoke/swear. Please contact me and we can communicate to see if we are compatible and want the same things out of life. If you dont try you wont know. No harm in emailing to find out right? Hope to hear from you.. Contact me at heyjim813 at yahoo .. chat or email. I also have a cam if you like to see.]]>

<![CDATA[Whats up ladies...This is my first time trying this thing to see what I can find out. Basically i'm just looking for someone that I can spend some quality time with that is real about who they are, and knows what they like in someone to spend time with. Just a little about me....I'm a handsome 5'7 162lbs professional blk man who enjoy all the fun things that life offers,single, employed, college grad. I am sincere, intelligent, well structure and real. I am very spontaneous person….. I like to travel, movies, nice dinner, plays, bowling, fishing, boat sailing, sports (football, basketball, baseball). The list goes on and on....you know like normal stuff... Some things I do not like are snobby stuck up people, fake people, people that do not know how to laugh, rednecks, and ignorant ghetto personalities...if interested, let me know...thanks for reading NOTE: I am the one that is bending down.]]>

<![CDATA[hi. im 25, white, single, and live in baltimore. i am looking for a nice, sweet, single girl who is down to earth, responsible, career oriented, and is looking for a relationship. i am not trying to force a relationship but i am definitely looking for one... if you are interested in talking, please email me. i have plenty of pics to send but would rather not post them on craigslist... respond with a pic if you have one. hope to talk to you soon. :-)]]>

<![CDATA[I'm a 19 year old guy who is looking for something new; as the title entails. I'm not into games, lying or drama. I'm just looking for a connection between someone I can get along with and enjoy being around. Age is not a factor, just be 18 or older. Not to be completely shallow, but yes I am looking for an attractive face and body. Good personality, deep sentiment, funny, smart, interesting and open minded. I'm not looking for a one night stand, or friends with benefits, I'm looking for someone to grow with. Someone who seeks something more than what everyone else is offering. I do have pictures of myself; I've been told I'm handsome among other things. Please send a picture in your first reply so I know you're not a spammer and so I can get a better sense of who you are. Eyes are the first thing I notice about a person. Sorry but no pic = no reply. ]]>

<![CDATA[Hi, Anything really goes. I've been in Baltimore 3 1/2 yrs. (been divorced 11 years) and can't seem to find or be interested in anything permanent. My children are 13 and 15 years old and that keeps me busy and satisfied in a family kind of way. I've been to some new-age retreats with the Human Awareness Institute and Sterling. You could ask me more about these if you like. I play tennis and table tennis (ping-pong) seriously. I go to a table tennis club and play at the JCC occasionally, as well as some play in regional tournaments. I also frequently play Scrabble. We have a club in Timoninum on Monday nights and I play on the Internet and in some weekend tournaments. I read books, watch movies, watch some TV, and attend various community events. I watch seasonal sports and go to live events, whether it be the Ravens, O's, local college basketball and an occasional Wizards or Capitals game. I also like going to NYC and have seen the Knicks there, the Rangers, Yankees, Mets, the US Open and Broadway shows. I'm looking for a gal to enjoy life together, so you would have to enjoy and fit into the pace I've already set for myself, and share your insight and enthusiasm to make life more interesting for the two of us. ]]>

<![CDATA[I am a hard working, single,down to earth,kind hearted,understanding,romantic man looking to meet a positive minded person who loves to laugh, travel and love life. ]]>

<![CDATA[ Looking to end the stressful week on a special note? If you'd like to have great drinks, food at a special location on the water in Annapolis, let me know, might be fun to meet and see where things go. SWPM, 43, educated, fun, easy going..have pic to swap.]]>

<![CDATA[Title says it all!!! Will be happy to just come over and eat you out while you are relaxing in your bed, can even give you a massage if you like. If interested I can take you out for a cup of coffee or something first to see if you are comfortable.]]>

<![CDATA[I really want to know. Maybe someone out there would like to tell me what's wrong with me. Please feel free to tell me. I'm 30 years old but don't act or look it. I am extremely intelligent and independent. I have an awesome personality and can talk to anyone about anything, though I can be a little shy around new people and find it difficult to just walk up and talk to strangers. I am attractive, work out and play often and have a decent body. Def not a model or muscle-head, but I do receive compliments. I have a great family and the best set of friends anyone could ever ask for. I have a great job, like what I do, and make decent money. I own my own house, live alone, and have 4 vehicles to choose from every day. And, I know how to treat a woman, and my heart is open for the right one. Is it because I'm not really a project that needs fixing? Is it because I seem to be OK and normal, that women shy away? Is it because I'm not some loser douchebag that treats women like crap? PLEASE tell me, I would LOVE to know!!! Maybe I'm just too picky. I have so much trouble trying to find the blend of intelligence and attractiveness that I desire. Its always one or the other. I want someone that I am completely attracted to, and can hold any kind of conversation with. What I'm looking for: a smart, attractive, sensual SWF. I prefer them thin\petite to height\weight proportional, no BBW's please. Is that too much to ask for? Since what I find attractive is subject to my preference, send a pic with an intelligent response or I won't answer. Thanks for looking and reading my ad!]]>

<![CDATA[The song says " that if you want to be happy for the rest of your life make an ugly woman your wife, so if you listen to my point of view get an ugly woman to marry you" or something like that. Yeah, I am tired of looking for Ms perfect "10" and I am willing to take what I get. It is spring time and I want to enjoy it with you. I'm paying. I am seeking a beautiful woman. The prettier the better. Please attach photo, I need proof. She should be carefree and even careless, it does not matter much to me. Just be alive. Me, I ain't no prize either, just a hardworking blue collar guy. I have a job, my own place and my own car. I eat well and I live well. I am poor, fat and ugly also. CL is free and I have nothing to lose. Take a chance, you just might end up being very happy but not disappointed because I am being honest from the get go. Yep every woman wants an honest guy. I would love to meet a swf between 21-30. ]]>

<![CDATA[ Let's get it out of the way. I've resorted to this. Let's see.........Um, I love to meet new people and have a good time. I work hard and play even harder. Love extreme sports. Seems like everyone I'm surrounded by, is too serious and caught up with their jobs. Life's too short to hold back. I'm a young, educated professional but I like to make jokes about everything. I have a sarcastic sense of humor and I enjoy making people laugh. I'm a relationship kinda guy. That means, I find myself in long relationships and it's kinda weird not being in one. Looking for a nice woman to hang out with and just enjoy each other's company going out or hangin' at home. It helps to be able to make me laugh, and of course laugh at my sarcastic jokes. You get bonus points for being cute. I'm 5'7 and 185lbs, philipino/hawaiian and all that stuff. If you're somewhat interested...you know what to do... your pic gets mine]]>

<![CDATA[come on dont let me go home with out being feed!!! looking for one last night of fun i just want u to come over and let me be your toy with a mouth? im 6'4" 230 wm ddf and married.]]>

<![CDATA[Looking for a nice, polite, clean cut white gentleman to take care of you in every way? Please send a photo & a detailed explanation of how you plan to treat you daddy right. I would also like an idea of your needs & things you enjoy doing ]]>

<![CDATA[I am secure & happy with myself, but...Life is meant for 2!! A little bit about myself: I enjoy travel, camping, cooking, dining out, dancing, music, & celebrating special occasions. I am self-sufficient, independent, honest, I have a great sense of humor, & family & friends are very important to me. No Pressure! Let's just relax...become friends & get to know each other... and see what happens. Hope to hear from you. Chad]]>

<![CDATA[Tired of men who can't last? Had enough of a 3 pump chump? Are you a good girl who wants to explore your secret desires? Do you crave to be taken & ravaged by a gentleman who turns into a complete animal in bed? I know you are out there....all nice & subdued in public...but there's this little voice that keeps telling you to be a total submissive slut... Very discreet & respectful ....think about it & send me a photo I am white, educated, professional & a button down shirt & suit guy]]>

<![CDATA[Hi, Kind of spur of the moment.....but would anyone like to meet for a drink?? Tonight or tomorrow night. I am divorced, a professional in the health field and own my own home. Would enjoy meeting you for a drink, maybe some flirting and we see where we go from there. Hope to hear from you.]]>

<![CDATA[Hi, thanks for taking the time to read my post. , Friends tell me I look 10 years younger than my age.   I'm 6'2",  brown hair,  with  green eyes an outgoing personality and a mischievous grin ;-)     I live a very healthly lifestyle and it shows. I enjoy trying new things and going new places. How bout we share some adventures? Who knows?  I'm looking for a woman that is down to earth and not looking for a one night stand. Some women can be very rude, only the nice need apply.   Hope to hear from someone sane and safe who is close to my age. Enjoy your day.]]>

<![CDATA[ Hi, I'am a swm looking for a swf, i'am 5'9 bald head and brown eyes i'am cute to go out to a nice dinner maybe down the harbor and then maybe a walk around the habor or maybe a movie, this sat night if this sounds like something you might wanna do this sat nite, please drop me a line only one the i ask be real no games please!!!! Thank you Charlie]]>

<![CDATA[At least now I know one thing you (30s-early 40s)like. I await your picture and tell me what else you desire from a man. If the laughter is prevalent and the kissing is hot, the rest will take care of itself. ]]>

<![CDATA[the names abilio people just call me bill , let me tell you about myself, im a goofy creative person who comes up with corny ideas like this one I thought up, remember that old Reeses commercial How do you eat your Reeses? Well I came up with my own tv ad for it . Have Reese Witherspoon(the actress) holding a large spoon and then say ,¨ How do you eat your Reeses?Witherspoon¨ Get it !! well I told you it was corny lol. Anyways my other goofy idea which is much better and if I have the time I would like to get it published is my own cartoon, I call it Violent Violet the Crayon gone bad.. It¦s a cross between the sopranos and flinstones .You see in my cartoon emotions represent the colors of the crayons I have characters such as green envy ,purple passion(violent violets girlfriend) anger management(hes the red crayon) etc. My first episode is titled dare to draw first blood. Also a random thought , wouldnt it be cool if Dustin diamond(played screech powers on saved by the bell) fought emmanuel lewis( tv show Webster)on celebrity boxing , I can imagine dustin diamond getting himself pummeled by emmanuel lewis but the bell rings and ends the round, I can imagine the announcer saying something silly like,¨ looks like dustin diamond just got saved by the bell.¨ Announcer chuckles. Oh yeah I got one more stupid joke I created , its kind of not me but a creative person takes whatever he can get. Here¦s the joke,¨ what did judge judy say after screwing the jury?¨ It¦s a well-hung jury¨ stupid . Okay heres another . I work in a pharmacy so one day I was asked to do a delivery for mr. Johnson. So I grabbed his prescriptions and headed down to his apartment. I knocked on his door and a 70-year old senior citizen answers the door ,¨ Mr.Johnson I say,¨ heres your prescriptions¨ Mr.Johnson replies , thanks sonny boy¨ he grabs the bag peeks in the bag and says,¨ hey young man wheres my Viagra prescription?,cant you people do anything right, Hows a guy like myself suppose to do for fun besides playing bingo and doing crosswords all day? So I say ,¨ Sorry about that Mr.Johnson , no hard feelings tonight¨ laugh track here . Some more one liners that I invented,¨ I had sex only once,and that¦s because I believed that old saying my parents use to tell me,¨ If you do it right the first time you don¦t have to come and do it over again.¨ Also I came up with some ideas for t-shirts, remember the hamburger helper commercial that had the little talking hand , well put him on a blank t-shirt and have the saying,¨ never bite the hand that¦s feed’s you¨ another idea is just to have this saying on a t-shirt,¨ Im anal retentive, in other words Im a perfect asshole!!!!. Heres some more old jokes that need work but I don’t have the time cause that damn organic chemistry course takes all my time up, anyways here it goes, “ I’m going to write a book on famous people who use Viagra…It’s going to be a pop-up book!!!!. Heres one that I need to seriously rework hey some people like it,” There once was this guy who was impotent. So he went to the doctor to fix his problem. The guy says to his doctor,” Doc ‘I’m ashamed of my impotency and I don’t want people seeing me taking Viagra pills.” Doctor replies,” Don’t worry about it , we’ve got Viagra pills that look like candy, no one will suspect a thing.”Just make sure no one sees you taking the them out of the prescription bottle.”The guy then says,” No problem I’ll just hide them in my fred flinstone pez dispenser.” So the guy goes home and puts the pills in his pez dispenser. Later that night he wants to make love to his wife so he takes a pill out of his pez dispenser and with the instant excitement forgets to put the dispenser back in his pockets and leaves the pez dispenser on the kitchen counter. The next morning his son josh is in the kitchen eating breakfast and notices the pez dispenser, and says,” cool a fred flintstone dispenser.. better take this with me to school.” So at school josh’s friends proudly shows his pez dispenser to his friends, afterwards they all ask if they can have some pez candy .. so josh gives one to each of his friends and to himself, 5 minutes later all of them have pointy pants, so one of joshs friends says ,” hey buddy what the hell,what kind of candy did you give us ?” Josh replies, I dunno, but I guess you could call it hard candy!!!!! I suck but I gave it my best But what do you expect I do have a sense of humor like screech lol. Hey did you know a sex toy company is coming out with a twisted version of play-doh?.. Its called play-dildoh. Hey heres a real put down you can use if people ever make fun of how you look,” hey my dog gets more compliments from men/women than you do! .. heres one last one , an elderly couple are at the museum , they come up to the statue of david, and the wife starts admiring it, saying how lovely and great it is.. well the husband starts getting jealous because his wife seems to be giving more attention and compliments to the statue than he has everhad had from his wife , so he says” So whats so great about the statue?.. whats it got that I don’t have?”.. the wife replies with a grin on her face,” For one thing hes always hard!!”.. also I don’t know if I thought of this before but heres another idea for tootsie rolls pop commercial, have someone sucking on a tootsie roll pop and then say,” theres a sucker born ever minute… on a toostsie roll pop. “if a priest commits a crime ,is it considered a white collar crime?”. If a person in a wheelchair does a comedy routine, is it still stand up?”. Okay I know I should keep my day job, but hey I tried my best to brighten your day  okay now to the serious stuff. Besides being a weird little man(im 5 10, 180 lbs) Im also a very flexible person who doesnt mind horseback riding, going to the aquarium/museum,the opera, staying at home watching a movie , playing chess or board games. hoping to meet someone who always keeps an open mind to whatever crazy idea that i come up with. i like doing a lot of things, as i believe everything new that i learn , will only make me a better person and less ignorant. i like working out ,chess, cooking,flying,reading,ufc,watching old tv shows etc. of course im always looking for new things to try, i love the knowledge and experience that comes with trying something new. hey maybe you can teach something new and i can teach you something new. . Im a thoughtful person who always thinks of others before himself. If I was in a relationship and I was reading the Sunday paper and happened to stumble upon a coupon for my partners favorite make-up , I would cut it out attach it to a sticky note and write,¨ thought I would save you money babe¨ and put it in her purse.I guess I get satisfaction in helping others without getting anything in return. That feeling that you get from making someone happy , is worth more to me than money or any material goods.I also take pleasure in cheering people up, hey if my partner had a bad day or feeling under the weather, i would probably give her a nice massage and feed her fresh strawberries dipped in hot dark chocholate. Money and material possessions are fleeting but the lasting memory of helping or making someone feel better is forever. I think honesty is my best trait, being honest is so much easier, why go to the trouble of lying, when in the end it catches up with you. What ive just said is charming but means nothing if I cant put it to action. I rather do than talk, here’s an example for ya ladies: would you rather date a guy who can charm you too death but does not keep his words.. basically he’s all talk and no action or would you rather date a mime. Sure you’ll have communication problems in a relationship with a mime , but at least his actions speak louder than his words.( bad joke I know just trying to make a point). Anyone can talk but Few keep their words, I really hate people like that. Anyways I have a dog named aries a sheltie mix and 6 zebra finches (birds). Going to school to become a nutritionist , I love food and cooking(if only I had enough time to devote to it) but my major career goal is in aviation . I love flying and traveling all around the world, my mom tells me when I was baby and we were on a plane the only thing that came out of my mouth was ,¨ I want fly the plane) this was of course in Portuguese as I came to states when I was 3. I think this travelling fetish probably had to do with going to portugal every year as a kid.. My parents have a house there and every summer we would go there. My parents have tons of property there that they take care of( like picking grapes,almonds oranges, and getting the soil properly fertilized ect.) So i would help them and i made friends with other Portuguese and other kids who came from other parts of europe(france,germany,switzerland,spain,netherlands)so somehow i became fixated with travelling. Anyways hoping to meet someone where we cant start out as buddies as I believe when you date someone expectations are high, you put to much pressure on date. I believe getting to know someone over a long period time (as friends) can tell if your right for each other. Hey when you go on date you or you date may have had a bad day and that may leave an undesirable impression. Anyways sorry im not good at this writing thing but if your interested feel free to write back. Oh yeah one more thing heres my list of favorite movies,tv shows, board games ,video games. Favorite movies: platoon, sniper, napoleon dynamite,clerks(1 and 2),breakfast club,fast times at ridgemonte high, Harold and kumar, bill and ted excellent adventure,a very brady sequel adventure,transformers the movie,anger management,not another teen movie, karate kid 1,2, rocky III, rocky balboa, home alone 1 and 2, problem child 1 and 2,chucky, nightmare on elm street (all of them),searching for bobby fischer,ferris buellers day off,the crow, ghostbusters,E.T., star wars(all of them), star trek(all movies) the lost boys,goonies,the outsiders,back to the future(1 and 2),a very brady sequel.last of the Mohicans,lord of the flies,stand by me, Indiana jones,little nicky,Brewster millions,billy Madison,enter the dragon,dodgeball,hitch,therock,ratatouille and gremlins( all 3 movies). Favorite childhood shows and current favorites; kung fu,sledgehammer,bewitched,zoobilee zoo,gomer pyle,adventures of pete and pete,saved by the bell,the transformers,king of queens, the honeymooners,Seinfeld,the Bernie mac show smurfs,transformers,gi joe,get along gang,pacman, the shirt-tales, force five,starblazers,voltron,beavis and butthead, Webster, punky Brewster,different strokes, all in the family, baby looney tunes, batman:animated adventures, teenwolf,snorks,doug,rugrats,spongebob,malcom in the middle,smallville, Garfield and friends,rugrats,supernatural,everbody loves Raymond, Johny zero, last comic standing( seasons 2 and 3),the littles,Alvin and the chipmunks, heathcliff,wait till your father gets home, mr.belvidere,home improvement,dennis the menace,little archie, yogibear,flinstones,aqua hunger teen force, reno911,chappelle show, you cant do that on television, heman and the masters of the universe,gobots,ducktales,silver spoons, chip and dale, the Charlie brown show,alf, fat albert,the munsters,leave it to beaver, spiderman and his amazing friends,bewitched,teenage mutant ninja turtles, Kirby, dragonball z, battle of the planets,muppet babies, the muppets,Richie rich , angel,buffy the vampire slayer,stargate, family ties,wonder years,the highlander,airwolf,hey Arnold,knightrider,family guy,facts of life,happy days,Baywatch, parker lewis cant lose,brady bunch, life goes on,tour of duty,thundercats,alice,golden girls,Sanford and son,happy days,one day at time,facts of life,the fall guy,welcome back kotter, threes company,perfect strangers,mask,ghostbuster,growing pains,I love lucy,whos the boss,small wonder,Kirby,dragonball z,alf,quantum leap,Laverne and Shirley,simpsons,I think I should stop now cause ive got like a 100 more shows lol. Favorite board games: operation,life, battleship,chess,chutes and ladders,hungry hungry hippo, mouse trap and of course chess!!!. Favorite music bands: skid row( 18 and life), def leppard, toto,motley crue,poison,guns and roses,bon jovi,warrant, van halen, Madonna, new kids on the block(just joking )whitesnake,nirvana, Duran Duran,pink floyd. Best song: ordinary world(duran duran) Best tv show theme song: welcome back kotter, adventures of pete and pete,dukes of hazard. Favorite sport: tetherball and dodgeball lol Favorite wrestlers : curt henning,randy savage,raven,Hulk Hogan, owen hart,kurt angle,the rock. Favorite cereals:cocoa pebbles,cocoa puffs, count chocula,golden grams,apple jacks. Favorite gum: bazooka joe grape, great tasting gum, comes with a a comic and tells your fortune ,what can ask more from a gum. lol Favorite movie and tv characters: Bruce lee,master Po,Gizmo,gonzo,slimer(ghostbusters)fozzie bear,gargamel,archie bunker, boom boom Washington,juan Epstein,alf, AC slater,ferris bueller, zach morris,angel,spongebob,Charlie brown,Duncan mcleod brainysmurf,spiderman,macgyver,Donald duck,Winnie the pooh,tigger,jughead jones, sam and dean Winchester(supernatural) lex luthor(smallville), green arrow ,Michael knight(smallville),jeff spicolli,batman, randall (clerks)kara(smallville),destro,cobra commander, white shadow,major blood,pete and pete,endless mike,batman,roscoe Coltrane,orko,daisy dukes. Favorite transformers: starscream,galvatron,megatron,stunticons,aerialbots,dinobots,combaticons,omega supreme,shockwave,soundwave,cyclonus,rumble. Favorite romantic things to do: I know this gonna sound lame, but I think cuddling up with someone on a couch with a cup of hot chocolate , watching a movie or Saturday cartoons together is romantic, otherwise nothing beats a walk on the beach followed with a picnic,or a hot air ballon ride. All time favorite video games: animal crossing( this game totally cracks me up :) Mike tysons punch out,Zelda,castlevania, super mario3, tecmo bowl,san andreas,tekken 5 By the way does anyone remember lasertag and photon? Also does anyone remember collecting garbagepail kids? Also does anyone remember teddy ruxpin? Hey anyone have or had the smurfs pvc’s?( the little plastic smurfs) I remember playing with them and along with the transformers,gi joe,he-man toys , they rocked!!!!!!!!! Slinkys also kick ass!!! Smurfs or snorks? Bo duke or Luke duke? Kitt or general lee? Oh one more thing did anyone remember trying to break dance back in the day? … I remember getting an empty cardboard box and trying to spin on my head all while listening to a big stereo system.… lol those were the fun days ;) ]]>

<![CDATA[Although I'm 48, look and act much younger. Looking for a serious affair for the summer and maybe longer if we click. I'm self-employed,educated,have a flexible schedule,handsome,great sense of humor,and a very successful professional.Looking for a "friend" and lover. Drop me a line or two if you might be interested in exploring this together. I'm 100% real and you should be too. Thanks for reading!!!]]>

<![CDATA[A normal girl..? Do they even exist? Im begining to think there's no such thing. Maybe its because I always attract the ones with major issues. Im a sweet, nice guy who is stable, single, and emotionally available. College educated, employed, and not too tough on the eyes. 5'8" 200lbs with brown hair/eyes and dark italian features.Im into alot of different things. I love all kinds of music and Im always going to concerts and shows, I also like traveling, trying new restuarants, going to the movies or theatre. Im not looking for a fuck buddy or a one time thing. Im looking for a girl who is interesting, honest, caring, and ready to be in a real relationship. Please reply with a pic and I will do the same in return. Im a real person and you should be too! Please no drama, no kids, and absolutely no I mean no bbw. Just being honest. ]]>

<![CDATA[Are you neglected and lonely and looking for a friend that you can talk too? Are you unsure about answering one of these ads? Then you're the ONE i'm looking for.Take a chance and reply to my ad, you won't be disappointed. I'm a mwm, professional, very handsome, and i too am skeptical of these ads, but if we never take a chance , we'll never know who else is out there. I'm not concerned with your age , body type, looks, just your MIND. Come on , take a chance and WRITE. If you'd like to attcah a pic , i will send you one also.]]>

<![CDATA[im looking for a swf 18-30 with, without kids,or one in the oven it does not matter to me. and size does not matter to me if it does matter to you. i just want to be loved like i love her. i have my own place and my own car with two jobs. if you have VZW great just email me your pic and number let's start texting and see what come's next if you don't have VZW then email me your number and what cell you have and we can still text you never know what will happen ill still talk to you. Victor ps. im DD free and you must be too. o and pleas put my title up in the subject when emailing me so that way i don't spam or delete you]]>

<![CDATA[I will be staying at a local hotel for business. Am interested in a woman my age, as well as older (kinda have a thing for MILF's). Please have pic with reply. I would like to start with a few drinks and see where that takes us!!! ]]>

<![CDATA[Hi my name is Ray. I am 30 years old. I love to watch sports but wish I had a nice woman around my age to do it with. I ride a Harley. I have a German Shepherd name Sarge that is 11 months old. I am also looking for someone to go to the movies with.]]>

<![CDATA[Are there any women out there that would be interested in dating a good looking, professional, international, laid back and outgoing gentleman? Some of my hobbies are playing guitar, going to the Walters, soccer, languages, cooking, travel, and going to coffee shops. If you speak more than one language, like to have fun, enjoy travel, and are open-minded... I would love to meet you! Cheers, ]]>

<![CDATA[Hello My name is Gee. I'm 6'3 250 not fat I work out 3 times a week must of the time. I love to shop travel hang out and just chill. I love kids as well. I have a great job I drive and live alone. I went to Loyola so some people think i'm smart lol.I'm looking for a friend that is sane not crazy or have Bi Polar if you are I hope your on your meds lol all jokes aside you seem fun and I would like the chance to get to know you. I hope to hear from you soon.I do have a pic so you know pic 4 a pic.If you would like to know more about me just ask me.]]>

<![CDATA[ I just moved to Baltimore City, and I loved Camden Yards. It's supposed to be beautiful this Saturday. I'd love to sit outside on a summer night at Camden Yards with a pretty Maryland woman. I'm a cute young professional. I'm 5'10", 190, white, dark brown hair/eyes. I'll be a perfect gentleman, and we'll have lots of fun. E-mail me and let's chat about the game Saturday!]]>

<![CDATA[Well, I am moving soon so I hove no gf but I am still a guy that gets horny. So if your a GIRL and want to spend an evening with me sometime soon then send me a message and we can see what happens. Hope to here from you soon so I can pleasure you all night! NO GUYS PLEASE ]]>

<![CDATA[6' white educated man in good shape. Manly means, I will smoke an occasional cigar, I have hair on my chest & face. Manly means I don't drink lattes (but I do brush my teeth & even floss!) Manly means I know how to take charge. Manly means I know how to treat a lady with respect without seeming needy. If you are a girly girl....drop me a line ]]>

<![CDATA[hey, my names Tony, and im a white male, 6 foot 195 lbs, brown hair, blue green eyes, im fairly well built, but not perfectly toned. Im very strong and most dont dare disrespect me, but Ill never hurt fly so long as i dont have to. Im a normal guy, i like outdoors some sports mainly football, I dont need money to be happy, and best of all im not a friggen psycho! I try to smile as much as I can an keep the cheer about, im a man with a past a future and of course a present, Ive always been desired by the girls from my hometown, but since I recently moved here ive had no connections with anyone. Of all this I can only promise that you will meet a great guy, the rest is up to fate. YOU ARE: longing for a tear of joy, in this miserable crusade called life. ]]>

<![CDATA[Sapiosexual One who finds intelligence the most sexually attractive feature. "I want an incisive, inquisitive, insightful, irreverent mind. I want someone for whom philosophical discussion is foreplay. I want someone who sometimes makes me go ouch due to their wit and evil sense of humor. I want someone that I can reach out and touch randomly. I want someone I can cuddle with. I decided all that means that I am sapiosexual."]]>

<![CDATA[ Are you looking for a free Memorial Day weekend at Dewey Beach? Are you hot? Do you like to party? Are you between the ages of 21-30? If yes, then you may be in for a great weekend with two great guys (single, professional, good looking, late 20s) who have a sweet beach house in Dewey Beach. We want to find two chicks who like to have fun, who can drink all day while lying out in the sun at the beach, and then be ready to go out and party all night. You can not be shy or timid. You must be outgoing, into letting loose and be at least in a c cup (we’ve found that women can sometimes make up for smaller tits, so if you haven’t paid for bigger ones yet, then let us know how you compensate). Bitching, moaning, complaining or anything even remotely irritating will not be tolerated (i.e. sent home) so if you’re prone to that bs then don’t apply. In order to be considered you have to submit at least two recent photographs, one being in you’re bikini or bra, and tell us why we should take you to the beach. Remember, this is a competition, so the better the photo (the more you show) the more likely it is that you’ll get an interview. If you can cook, that would be a plus too. Don’t waste our time if you are: fat, ugly or old (or even look old). If we like what we see then we’ll set up a time next week to meet before we go to the beach (Thrus-Mon). What do you have to loose? ]]>

<![CDATA[Who wants to join me?]]>

<![CDATA[ I am looking for a girl who I can have fun with and hopefully have it grow into much more. Is this the place to find that? I doubt it but what the hell. Ya don't know till ya try. I am a 35 yr old single guy who has never been married and has no kids. I am looking for a woman who doesn't have kids but wants them, is fit, attractive..ok I will say it...hot, smart,maybe even a little athletic,and full of personality, love, and caring. Is it a lot to ask..sure but it is what I am attracted to. I am tall, fit, told i am good looking, athletic, fun, caring and willing to love someone if the chemestry is there. It's hard to force yourself to do that and I just don't think it is right. I am looking for my best friend and someone who will have fun with me. Nothing to crazy at first, just a nice girl to date. If you are interested please email me back and we can chat. I have pics to share if you do! Feel free to ask anything. ]]>

<![CDATA[Hi. We’re Dave and Ethan, and we want to double date you and your friend. We are: 1 - Very rich. 2 - Very strong. (We can lift extremely heavy things.) 3 - Very handsome. We are not: 1 - Modest. We would like to: 1 - Take you out for drinks. 2 - Take you out to dinner. (If you're both really good looking.) 3 - Write a song about you. (If you're both really, REALLY good looking.) As our posting title suggests, our Grandmothers love us. A lot. And to prove this, we've filmed a brief interview with them, in which they vouch for what sweet boys we are. You can watch this video by going to YouTube and searching for "Double Date Grandma" We should be the first thing to come up. Hit us up at daveandethan AT yahoo if you're interested. And attractive. Please don't be busted. We are allergic to busted chicks. ]]>

<![CDATA[Are you a night person,one that doesn't function well during daylight hours? Your tired of late night TV,and you're not fond of reading.Do you wish you had someone to converse with? If this is you,i might have an answer to your dilemma. I work from 2am to 6:30am alone.My job takes me from Hunt Valley to White Marsh. I'm looking for someone to ride with me.Both of us will have someone to talk to. We can stop for coffee,or if you require something stronger,that can be arranged. Like to hear from another night person!]]>

<![CDATA[I'm a MWM 50. I love my wife and would never leave her. We've gotten to that stage in life where our love is a warm loving companionship. The vast majority of the time I'm fine with that, but there are moments, like now, when I miss the passionate kissing and the excitement that comes from that. She knows that I feel that way, but she just can't summon the passion. I'm hoping that I have a female counterpart out there. An attractive married woman who is in the same situation, and feels the same way. I'm not looking to change my life, and I'm not looking to change yours. I'm not looking to fall in love, or even make you take much time away from your family and life. I'm just looking for a few stolen moments of passionate kissing, when the timing works out for both of us. I guess I should tell you a little more about me. I'm tall, in good shape, well educated, polite, and I know that no means no. If you are my female counterpart, email me, and we can meet for lunch, or a soda and see what happens.]]>

<![CDATA[Hi! I'm a recent California (Bay Area) transplant settling into Baltimore, readying for medical school this fall. Guess I'm just seeking a chill girl with whom to explore the sights. (And certainly not adverse should a relationship blossom...) I'm athletic, well read, well traveled, and fun! 6' tall, 180 pounds heavy. For anymore, you must inquire! Thanks for looking! ]]>

<![CDATA[Good looking SWM, confident, funny,5'11 180lbs., in shape, very ecletic, likes spur of the moment as well as planned activities. Looking for "in shape" lady who is fun loving, interesting, likes to cuddle and secure with herself. good mlooking SWM, confident, funny,5'11 180lbs., in shape,very ecletic, likes spur od moment as well as planned evebts. Looking for "in shape" lady who is fun loving, interesting, likes to cuddle and secure with herself.]]>

<![CDATA[Hey there, So I'm not even sure what it is that I'm looking for. However it is not something in the traditional sense. I'm looking for someone to flirt with. I'm in a relationship and it's great honestly. I just miss that excitement of having someone where there is obvious tension. You know, like the office crush, or the friend of a friend...or even your partners friend or best friend!! Anyone out there know what I'm talking about? It can be something that's never talked about or it can be discussed...in some cases it's even been acted on! I just think we all get so caught in the routine that we forget to have fun...if anyone out there understands what I'm talking about or is even curious email me! What can it hurt just to have a conversation?? I'm 6'0" 196 lbs, white and in good shape as I exercise regularly. Looking forward to talking to anyone interesting!!!]]>

<![CDATA[whats up...i tried this once before and i got a lot of weird responses and let's just say that i met some interesting people, a little too interesting....basically, i'm just looking for someone that i can spend some time with that is real about who they are, and knows what they like in someone to spend time with, like an organized person....a little about me....single, no children, self employed, college graduate, i have a lot of structure in my life and i am very smart...i like to go to the movies and go out to dinner...you know like normal stuff...white and black ladies only...some things i do not like are snobby stuck up people, fake people, people that do not know how to laugh, rednecks, and ignorant ghetto personalities...if interested, let me know...thanks for reading My pic <img src="http://www.justingauss.com/this-is-my-pic.jpg"> ]]>

<![CDATA[-James Allen. So here i am thinking that I need a beautiful friend,(shallow i know....but i like what i like)that will help me gain perspective of a hellacious time and relationship that i just went through. In need of some affection, reflective conversation, a good meal.....just needy, I need a good massage too!!! Im an intellectual, extremely passionate, funny(or at least i think so),,,,and from what i have been told the epitome of and aries. Email me with a pic if interested and i will do the same.]]>

<![CDATA[encounter with like minded woman. The thought of meeting someone online so anonymous and forbiden with like minded erotic thoughts....Exchanging fantasies and experiences...so free of inhibitions....Meeting somewhere different for the first time....maybe Victorias Secrets as our eyes meet...telling you what to pick out....finally meeting where our bodies can't help but crave each other...Passionate, lustful almost animalistic finishing with a climax so intense it leaves our bodies quivering with pleasure...maybe we meet again but the encounter lasts a lifetime....I am proffessional wm 5'7 in great athletic shape intelligent imaginative with lustful mind...Age size not important but lustful excitement thinking mind is ultimate turn on....If just one woman answers this ad not only would my fantasy come true but the erotic pleasure she will experience is guarranteed...I respond to all real inquiries respectfully and promptly...your pics not a must but will get mine in return....let's share this forbiden pleasure together]]>

<![CDATA[Hi. I'm a local boy moving back to Baltimore this weekend and attending University of Baltimore in the fall. I still have connections with many old friends, but I'm really open to meeting someone new. You never know where life will take you but I hope to be a litigator in a city firm one day. I'm Jewish and while I'm not very religious I feel strong ties to the community and confident I always will. I love the outdoors--running, hiking, camping and road tripping--history, film, and Ravens football :-D I'm passionate, loyal, and giving, but I've been burned in the past so I'm determined to start things slowly and see where they go before I jump into a relationship. I love going to concerts, O's games, the MD Film Festival, Preakness (going this weekend?), and a couple of spots in the county that are particularly special to me. I've been accused of being cheesy before, but I am who I am and I'm looking for someone who can match my passion. I don't think I'm superficial or haughty, but I am good looking and in good shape so I'm looking for someone who will look good with me and for me. Drop me a line, tell me about yourself, and a picture of you wouldn't hurt. I'm looking for someone I can bring home to Mom, who I call every day. Again, I want to take things very slowly and see where it leads because moving too quickly and impulsively has caused me too much heartache in the past. I look forward to hearing from you.]]>

<![CDATA[Seriously, where are you? I figured I'd give CL another shot. I'm 29 years old, SBM, no kids, no drama, work, drive, and is willing to develop something with the right one. I'm always good for a good laugh or two, and I appreciate decent conversation. I like doing anything that involves spending time with that person, as long as it's not smoking and drinking, which I do not do. I look for someone who is articulate, well-kept, charming, attractive and open-minded. Someone who offers good converstion and humor and likes to do things like cuddle, travel, eat out, watch games together etc. If there is a connection, we can definitely go from that point forward. Race and age do not matter. If this interests you, please feel free to hit me up. Don't waste you or mytime if this isn't what you want. Serious inquiries please. Your pic gets mine. Let's talk. P.S: Please be a female. No dudes, please! ]]>

<![CDATA[like most guys i know how you have sex and am good at it but i wanna be great at it so i can please my girl to the extreme so if you would like to teach this young dog new tricks send me back a message and a pic and you will get to see me ]]>