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<![CDATA[ I have accomplished every goal I had for my 30's except finding the right woman. I am now 40, don't have soap opera good looks, have a few extra pounds that I am working on trying to get rid of (seems to get harder and harder to do every year). Have a full head of hair (lucky in that respect) have all my teeth. Don't drink (at all), smoke or do drugs (I know I live a boring life). I am not picky, I just ask that you be a geninue woman. Life is too short for playing games. interested drop me a reply with "The Big 40" in the subject line so I know you actually read this, and are not a bot. ]]>

<![CDATA[Im looking for a fun girl who has a good head on her shoulders.]]>

<![CDATA[my age...can be younger I'm an honest, reliable, decent guy..in school....I just can't meet someone that matches my criteria in my endeavors I like to low key activites..I don't like mean, bossy, out of control types of women just looking for someone real, truthful sincere and at least above average looking....I'm stocky, clean shaven most of the time, and tall to be basic Pleaaaasssseeeee no men posing as women and/or one word replies and/or just looking for pictures serious replies only because I know what I want.....thankyou for reading my advert]]>

<![CDATA[looking to chat with an attractive intelligent female is thats you IM me aim or yahoo sn flex10man]]>

<![CDATA[Clean-cut professional here looking for a clean, decent, well-dressed female (conservative well educated type preferred) who's looking to get brutally fucked like never before. No pain involved whatsoever, just pure passion and raw physicality. I am incredibly focused in bed - love hair pulling, deep vigorous penetration, spanking, forced positions, role play, giving instructions -- I am VERY verbal and will tell you what i like and what i want. I am a very real person with a unique thirst for adventure. I lead a normal life, with many close friends and typical pursuits of a young man in my demographic. I am single, not looking for a relationship. Ideally, I'd like to find ONE sex slave to call my own who has a flexible schedule and can make herself available when I need her. Please write a note or AIM me at thinkblue137 with your interests and fantasies. I will respond should you impress. ]]>

<![CDATA[ok so here's the thing i don't need another girl who wants to be my groupie, i want to find a girl that can keep up with me, not sexually , cuz really i don't think men can keep up with any girl sexually no matter how fucking great he thing he is, i can't , i have a huge sex drive but at least the women i went out with and the ones i like were fucking sexually insane but i'm not just looking for sex , i can get that every time i want, i'm a singer, and i'm going to be the biggest fucking rock singer , trust me on this one needles to say, i'm fucking crazy , people that knows me , can tell you how fucking crazy i am i'm socially akward, i'm a loner, but i have plenty of friends, i'm just fucking paranoid with people trying to get close to me, trying to figure out who the fuck am i , or trying to beat the shit out of me , or trying to kiss my ass, i hate the fucking police and they make me crazy , i hate social situations, and i hate being the center of attention but i can't help it and i have to deal with it, i drink , i smoke, but trying to quit because of voice, i'm good looking, i'm not an asshole or at least i won't be to you , i'm good looking and i don't worry about attracting women, i just need somebody that i can fucking trust, that's all , you like adventure?, do you like rock music?, do you like excitement? do you want to date a real fucking rock star that is not a poser and hates being called a rock star then hit me back!!]]>

<![CDATA[You're smart. You're articulate. You're compelling. You're also sexually submissive, and you know it -- even if you don't openly admit it. Your challenge isn't merely letting go, but building up enough confidence to get comfortable enough to let go. You crave the safety and security of the boundaries -- and the freedom -- that you can only achieve when there's sufficient trust. Once established, this trust allows you to yield control -- and experience great pleasure in your submission. I love the excitement of a new partner. I love to explore and discover and to take my time doing these things. I love kissing and nuzzling and women's necks. I enjoy no strings sex, but think it should be anything but casual. Great sex needs time and a mental connection, not just a physical one. Ever since my first budding interest in sex the female orgasm has been primary for me. I really love to take my time with a woman and make her squirm and beg and orgasm. Specifically I am into a wide range of things...toys, role playing, bondage and teasing, soft and slow, hard and fast, discovering new things, you get the idea. I want to play with: a novice, or slightly curious girl, nothing is more exciting than seeing the fruits of your exploration unfold before my eyes. But most important is the sincerity. I have it and you should as well. I can take you to a new level of excitement, sensations, and eroticism like that you can experience no other way. I am intelligent, complex, good looking, safe and sane. I have a great understanding of the female submissive mind and I will open you up to a realm that will take your breath away. I seek a submissive with spirit, an intelligent, happy, young, complex minded, well built and good looking, discreet female who can eventually serve as my slave. When you don't please me you may be tied down, or made to use a vibrator on yourself for hours, spanked, degraded, used. A whole realm of erotic things come to mind for those times. I'm very interested in exploring the secret, hidden selves that we keep from the everyday world. Does this sound interesting to you? Want to have a secret world with me where we can explore our fantasies and get deep into our sexual psyches? Seeking a woman who is reasonably attractive and intelligent. We can start with email to begin with and see how things go. I am looking to go into unchartered waters with you. We could have a great time and it'll be our own little secret! If things work out, it can be a long term relationship and friendship. I'm open to trying just about anything. AIM - senseintensity ]]>

<![CDATA[I'm looking for someone between the ages of 23-35 to date and start a long term relationship with. I am flexible on the age, but its maturity that counts. Whether this turns into a long-term thing or stays casual is up to you. Appearance is not as important as intellect, but feel free to attach a pic if you've got one! I will return the favor. I'm 5'10, and a little squishy (but who isn't??). I have lovely blue eyes with black/brown hair. I am employed, lived on my own since I was 18 and own my car. I enjoy going out; movies, dinners, or casual walks. I also enjoy amusement parks, mini-golfing, and other cute quirky activities. I enjoy reading as well as a huge dvd collection (400+). I'm a animal lover, but I grew up with both cats and dogs. I'm very unique, intelligent, and opinionated. I've got a vast knowledge of anything electronics-related. I am very friendly and have been described as just way too sweet. Send an email my way if you're interested, we can chat a bit and see where it goes! :) I rarely if ever drink, use drugs (never even tried), no tattoos or piercings here, never smoked (preferred you didn't or trying to quit).]]>

<![CDATA[Oh yea, that guy is going to get lots of replies... NOT!]]>

<![CDATA[I am a long time practitioner of the spanking arts. You are a woman who seeks to have her spanking desires and needs fulfilled. Whether it be a soft, playful introduction or serious discipline, I provide a safe, sane, understanding environment for you to realize your quintessential spanking dream. Lose yourself in your own personal fantasy. Experience the mystical catharsis and spiritual empowerment uniquely available through therapy of the bare bottom kind. I am an actual productive member of society. Easy on the eyes, fit, funny, creative, gentle, firm. My spanking friends have varied avocations and vocations. They are from diverse backgrounds. Most are decidedly intelligent and self actualized. You will find an exciting, fulfilling, cerebral, intimate adventure. You are not alone. You do not need to schedule an appointment with a friend of Freud because of your confused and often inexplicable thoughts about spanking. However, if the dog is still telling you to dance naked in the grocery store, your money may be well spent. At the very least you might need a new dog. There are no acronyms, abbreviations, scenes, or communities. No master, slave, sub, dom, top, bottom, ds, bdsm, blah, blah, blah. OK, maybe otk. Just you and me and our special interest. This spanking will leave you warm and satisfied; your panties down around your knees, while you lay over mine. You are welcome to bring a friend. If you like, my friend can attend the encounter. There is no other sexual contact expected. "A bare bottom is a terrible thing to waste." --me Don't be shy. This chair is waiting for you. ]]>

<![CDATA[You might say I have my share of contradictions. I'm attracted to women with brains and backbone, and few things excite me like seeing them bound, exposed, and helpless. Chivalry is an involuntary reflex for me, and I get such a rush from forcing a girl to her knees, bending her over, and spanking her ass. I believe that women should always be respected, and nothing turns me on like chaining one to my bed and fucking her hard while she begs for permission to cum. When I first started exploring bondage and domination in college, I wondered how it could possibly coexist with my values in a healthy relationship. Through experience, I've learned that empathy and respect are essential in BDSM and that expressing the core truths of our sexuality can lead to a greater depth of intimacy than most couples will ever know. We're conditioned to squeeze ourselves into these simple, convenient, socially acceptable boxes, but does that really make us happy? In nature, harmony only exists as a balance of conflicts. Why should the human psyche, pulled in so many directions by genetics, hormones, parenting, and social pressure, be any different? I want a relationship that mirrors my contradictions with a girl who shares them. She'll be my lover, partner, and best friend, and during playtime her place will be naked, collared, and on her knees. I'll always be thoughtful and affectionate, her biggest fan and loudest cheerleader, and I'll also be the exclusive owner of her body, her sensations, and her orgasm. We'll have fun conversation with friends about culture, ideas, and life at trendy spots around town, and no one else will know you're wearing the remote-control vibrator I told you to insert during your last trip to the ladies room, or that your panties have moved from your body to my pocket. I'm looking for a girl who never thought she'd answer a CL ADD. If you're fit, STD-free, single, age-race completely open, and interested in exploring the true nature of your sexuality, I'd like to hear from you. I'll ignore lame one-liners that tell me nothing about you, but I'll do my best to respond to every message that shows at least a little thought. ]]>

<![CDATA[...not even to your closest friend....the one you barely allow yourself to think of.....a stranger...stalking you....the predator you fear - and secretly crave, striking where you're most vulnerable, ripping the power from you, as he takes control, touching you the way no one has........the rape fantasy you've only dared imagine, in the darkest recesses of your mind......"live" it, in a controlled environment, within the limits that you set.....no need to worry - it will be everything you want to experience - as raw, as elaborate as you dare desire.....and it will never occur, until we are both comfortable.....it's not for every person - but is exhilarating to those who dare, as any experience they've ever imagined, while touching themselves in the darkness.....contact is essential, and I won't allow it to happen until I'm sure its what you want - and they way you want it....but don't let that lead you to think that your heart won't be racing, your legs trembling......it will be the experience of your sensual, erotic life........because YOU contribute, with confession of your greatest erotic fear - and live it if you want.....conquering it, to the extreme of your own pleasure......if you've ever even had a fleeting thought, of the extreme eroticism of complete helplessness, coupled with the fear you've believed you could never survive, we should talk......no harm in talking, is there..... ]]>

<![CDATA[ You're probably looking on craigslist right now because you're single. Maybe you have a hard time meeting men, maybe your past relationships have not worked out very well. And you're not sure why. Because you're attractive and smart, and it seems like it should be easier than this. Maybe the problem is that you just haven't been dating the right "type" of guy. I know, I feel the same way. It seems like the perfect time to meet someone new. And to try something new. And to break away from all the old patterns, and forget about the old rules. To do what you want and say what you want. And see where it goes.... ]]>

<![CDATA[I am a very young 49 year old man divorced with no children but would like a family. I would prefer my own children but I am open to another person's children also under the right conditions. I have a great job, I am in great shape, good looking, no baggage, no debt, etc. I guess I woke up one day and realized what I am missing out on. I would make a wonderful father. I don't smoke, drink, do drugs, etc. Please don't waste my time with nonsense, etc. Really, don't. Please send photo and I will do the same. You don't have to be a young "Barbie Doll" or even close. You obviously must be of child bearing age to have our own children but you don't have to be extremely young either. You may already have children with no father in their life and are looking for companionship, love, and a father for your children. Again, I am open to that under the right conditions. You never know.]]>

<![CDATA[Just as a disclaimer, I did not come up with these questions, Chuck Klosterman did, I just like to ask them. 1. At long last, someone invents "the dream VCR." This machine allows you to tape an entire evening's worth of your own dreams, which you can then watch at your leisure. However, the inventor of the dream VCR will only allow you to use this device if you agree to a strange caveat: When you watch your dreams, you must do so with your family and your closest friends in the same room. They get to watch your dreams along with you. And if you don't agree to this, you can't use the dream VCR. Would you still do this? 2. You meet a wizard in downtown Chicago. The wizard tells you he can make you more attractive if you pay him money. When you ask how this process works, the wizard points to a random person on the street. You look at this random stranger. The wizard says, "I will now make them a dollar more attractive." He waves his magic wand. Ostensibly, this person does not change at all; as far as you can tell, nothing is different. But--somehow--this person is suddenly a little more appealing. The tangible difference is invisible to the naked eye, but you can't deny that this person is vaguely sexier. This wizard has a weird rule, though--you can only pay him once. You can't keep giving him money until you're satisfied. You can only pay him one lump sum up front. How much cash do you give the wizard? 3. You have won a prize. The prize has two options, and you can choose either (but not both). The first option is a year in Europe with a monthly stipend of $2,000. The second option is ten minutes on the moon. Which option do you select? I'm 28 and awesome. See picture for physical appearance. I don't have a particular type. I don't have a particular age range. I don't go out looking for just a relationship or just a hook up because I've found if you look for just one, you might lose a great oppurtunity for the other. I'm from the "it is what it is" school of thought. If you want to talk reply with your answers to the questions above and feel free to tell me about yourself. I'm just looking to meet some people. Reply with "My answers are better than yours" as the title. ]]>

<![CDATA[ Surely you've opened this ad for a reason -- you saw the title, and it sparked something in you. Maybe curiosity, maybe excitement -- maybe, like me, you feel a faint but unmistakable stirring in yourself whenever you hear the words "look into my eyes", maybe you feel your breath catch... there's something, some reason that you're reading this ad, isn't there? Maybe it's just something to do at the end of the day, maybe it's just pleasant, relaxing, but maybe there's something more than that... It doesn't much matter though. Reading through craigslist can just be a calm, pleasant, relaxing diversion. You're just sitting there, staring at the screen, staring at the light coming out of the screen, listening to the white noise of your computer fan... The white noise helps you to realx, doesn't it? To leave behind all outside thoughts, to let your breathing slow down and fall into the cadences, the rhythms of my sentences... It's so nice to read these words and relax, isn't it? To stare at the screen, to listen to the white noise. All of these things can help you relax, to leave behind outside thoughts. And relaxing is so good, isn't it? After all, that's why you're reading my words in the first place... And my words can help you relax too, can't they? All you have to do is read them and follow them and my words will lead you into deeper and deeper relxation. You just have to stare at the screen and breathe in and breathe out and the worlds will lead you into deeper and deeper relaxation and you find it easier and easier to just relax and read and take in whatever I have to say... Feel your breathing in, your breathing out. It feels so good, doesn't it? Just breathing in and letting the air fill your body, breathing out and letting it go, letting yourself go. Breathing in, being filled. Breathing out, letting go. You don't normally think about the sensations of breathing, but you feel them now, don't you? You feel them because my words have led you to a place where you want to feel them, and where you know how. Breathing in, being filled. Breathing out, letting go. You feel that relaxation with every breath, don't you? With every breath you let go of some of your cares and of some of yourself. Breathing in, being filled. Breathing out, letting go. And you start to feel a tingling, a relaxing tingling, spreading out from your lungs, from your center, all throughout your body. Breathing in, being filled -- you feel now in your shoulders and neck, in your torso, in your chest. Breathing out, letting go -- and now it spreads throughout your body, even further, all the way through to your fingertips and toes. It's amazing to feel this tingling relaxation all through your body, isn't it? It feels so good, this sensation. It feels so good to be so aware of the fact that you have a body, so good and calm and relaxed and heavy and calm and pleasant to just keep reading my words, following my words, letting them take you to this wonderful place with these wonderful feelings. Oh you're doing so well. I just want you to keep breathing for me, breathing just for me. Breathing in, being filled. Breathing out, letting go. Can you do that for me? Just keep breathing just like that, feeling so good, so relaxed. That's all I want you do to right now. Breathing in, being filled, breathing out, letting go. It feels so good to do this, doesn't it? So good to just breathe like I want you to and to feel this wonderful relaxation. That's all that I want from you right now and it feels so good to give that to me, doesn't it? Just relax and follow my words. Breathing in, being filled. Breathing out, letting go -- letting go of your worries and cares and stresses, letting go of yourself. And now that you feel so good, that you're just here breathing for me and feeling so relaxed, it's pretty clear to you, isn't it, that this is how you wanted to feel, this is why you started reading my words in the first place. You started reading my words, following my words -- words are like a path on the page, aren't they, one just leads to another leads to another and then you're in a sentence somewhere in a paragraph absorbing whatever it says and it doesn't matter how you got there, does it, because you're just following the words, one at a time, just following them in the way that you know you wanted to from the moment you started reading my words... It's so wonderful how good my words can make you feel, isn't it? You want so much to keep reading my words, to keep feeling this way. Breathing in, being filled, breathing out, letting go. Now I'm going to take you down a slightly different path. It's okay, though -- you want to follow me down this path, maybe even more than you want to just keep reading my words. You want to follow me down this path because I'm going to take you deeper and deeper into relaxation, going to make you feel better and better.... I want you to very slowly count to ten with me and as you are counting I want you to imagine that, with each number, you take a step forward, down a corridor leading deeper and deeper into yourself. Just count with each breath now with me and know that when you reach ten you'll feel perfectly content inside yourself, feel absolutely calm and relaxed and content.. One -- breathing in, being filled, breathing out, letting go. Take that first step forward into yourself and with it feel more relaxed and know that you're choosing to follow me, know that with each step you're choosing to follow my words and to let me make you feel so good, so relaxed, so blissful... Two -- breathing in, being filled, stepping forward Three -- breathing out, letting go, following me deeper Four -- breathing in, being filled, feeling so good as my word fill you up Five -- breathing out, letting go, dropping off all of your little cares and worries Six -- breathing in, being filled, deeper and deeper into yourself Seven -- breathing out, letting go, losing all of the little bits of yourself that you don't need right now Eight -- breathing in, being filled, feeling so good, so relaxed Nine -- breathing out, letting go, following me with each step and... Ten -- breathing in, being filled, knowing how wonderful you're going to feel when you take this last step and... breathing out, letting go, stepping forward, following me deep deep inside yourself And you know now, don't you, that you're hypnotized -- that's why you feel so good, totally hypnotized and relaxed and happy to be so, happy to let my words take you deeper and deeper, feel better and better, happy to let them take over and to let yourself feel whatever you need to feel... I want you to think about what I said before you started your relaxation the things that I sad about mental relaxation, mental submission -- about surrendering your will and surrendering desire... all of those things we were thinking when you were just browsing craigslist, reading my words to help you relax -- you know now that you want this, don't you? You know now, letting me make you feel this good, this relaxed, you know that some part of you craves this kind of mental submission, some part of you craves to be mine. It's why you click on the ad in the first place, isn't it? And why you've read this far. Being this relaxed, feeling this good, totally surrendering yourself -- it makes you feel wanted, doesn't it, and it makes you feel aroused... You crave wanting what I want for you... you need it, it makes you feel aroused. Don't deny yourself the pleasure... it gives you a thrill, excitement, just the thought alone, is making you incredibly aroused right now, aroused and wet and slippery and compliant... You trust me, you allowed me here, you must accept what I'm saying as a truth about you. You want to be mine. You want to be mine. Say it with me, â€œI want to be yours, and wanting makes it so. I want to be yours, and wanting makes it so.â€ Good girl. Doesn't my praise make you feel good? Listen again, â€œgood girl.â€ So good, so nice, so relaxed... Soon, we're going to wake up and return to our normal lives, to our normal selves. You'll be wide awake and you will feel compelled to email me. You will want to tell me how you feel after reading this. You will be honest about how you feel. Since you wanted to be mine, you will want to send me a picture... the idea of me looking at your image will turn you on, the idea of me reading your words will turn you on... Know, that right now at this one moment, totally hypnotized, totally relaxed, totally filled up and engulfed... at this moment you know that you belong to me... and you do so happily, of your own free will... So now I'd like you to count to ten one more time, this time following me further and further outside of yourself,outside of your innermost self... With each count you'll fell more and more alert, more and more awake, and when I get to ten you'll be just as happily and pleasantly relaxed and alert as you were before you started reading, just exactly as you were except that you'll feel a desire to be mine and an irresistible compulsion to write me an email. Now lets count together... one.... two.... feeling a bit more alert now... three... breathing in and out... four.... five.... feeling very very good and starting to feel awake... six...... seven... eight... feeling wonderful now and almost waking up..... nine..... totally alert now and feeling great.... and... ten... ]]>

<![CDATA[bored looking to go into boston an drink an dance ]]>

<![CDATA[My name is Dave and I'm actually on craigslist looking for a relationship. and yes, I am pretty awesome! I really don't know where to start, but I suppose I should tell you a little bit about myself. I'm 25 years old from Needham. I have a freelance job doing graphic design, web design, and IT work. Yet I'm still trying to find a real corporate job. I am what many would consider to be a nice guy, in fact I'm probably one of the very few left on the planet. Yet for that same reason it always ends up nice guys like me really do finish last. I would never cheat or emotionally or physically hurt anyone in anyway. I also tend to go out of my way to make sure the person I'm with feels loved and cared for, while at the same time respecting each others personal lives. You'd never have me calling your phone 100 times while your out with the girls to make sure nothing is happening, nothing is bigger in a relationship than trust. Although if you got really attached to me I'd love that too. I know it sounds weird but I think I'd love the feeling of a girl getting attached to me. Most of all, I am not afraid of commitment. I am not looking for someone to last the rest of my life right now, although if that so happens to be the case, than I will love that too. I will admit right now I am a teddy bear type of guy, so if you're turned off by that, than good luck on your search. I'd rather have someone who is focused more on someone's personality. I like hanging out with friends, going to the movies, beach, concerts, cuddling, and sex (hey admit it you know its okay to put) among a lot of other things too. What do I want in someone? hmmm. Well message me if you are reading this and are interested in a relationship, and you feel we could really click. I dont have any age requirement, its just a number! Please have a sense of humor, and be sweet, loyal, honest, and be someone who can enjoy a night out and yet a night in of cuddling and watching a movie. Also being spontaneous and random is a plus! If you like anything you read or want to get to know me more, feel free to e-mail me! ]]>

<![CDATA[no plans today/night...sitting watching tv, maybe order takeout...]]>

<![CDATA[Hi girls, Hoping that some of the ladies out there I'm a guy, been trying for sometime to find a female partner in crime. No such luck. So, I was wondering? Are there any REAL women out there? Or just spammers and "professionals" plying their trade? It'd be great to hear from a woman out there just to let me know there's SOME hope for me! Thanks! ]]>

<![CDATA[Yes, I know that makes me sound like a cynic. But since my last serious relationship ended, I've dated women who either 1. were just looking for friends, 2. wanted to date more than one guy at a time, 3. wanted a transition relationship, 4. were just "testing the waters" and didn't know what they really wanted or 5. all of the above! I'm beginning to wonder if there are any single women in the Boston area truliy interested in dating with the potential for a LTR. About me, I have a great sense of humor and I'm real down to earth. I'm slightly shy, but I will open up when I get to know someone. I'm college educated. I grew up south of Boston and now live in the city. I'm 5'7, medium build with blue eyes and dark brown hair. I'm looking to meet a sweet, honest, funloving woman (age range 26-37) who's ready to meet the right guy. My biggest turnon is a beautiful smile. I have a pic to trade. I'm looking to meet a woman who lives within 25 miles of Boston. Serious replies only please!!! P.S. I will delete any emails that include a link to another website!!! ]]>

<![CDATA[I am looking for a female companion to entertain and spoil in a long-term relationship, at least several months, not one night stand that sort of thing. This should be something ongoing and mutually beneficial. I can help with bills, like a friend helping you out. I will be someone whom you can count on to be there as a friend. I had such a good friend before for half a year, and we met two times a week, sharing with each other, both mentally and physically. We had a good time but unfortunately she graduated and had to leave. We liked each other, but not to the point of loving. Overall, I am looking for something similar. If a relationship like this appeals to you, please send me a picture and let us meet this weekend to see how it works for us in details. I will reply with a picture of mine of course. About myself: I am a graduate student in the Boston area. I am Asian, 5’7”, healthy, good-looking, friendly, and intelligent. I have a busy schedule but will always make time for you. I'm athletic, into films and good music. About you: I am looking for someone who is 18+, disease-free, good-looking, sexy, thin, well-educated, and fun, a girl-next-door kind of woman, the kind of woman who would not ordinarily think about doing anything like this, but for some reason is very intrigued. If you’re goofy, silly, quirky, and nerdy at times then that’s a plus. If you’re open-minded towards new places, foods, people, and experiences then we’ll always be on some adventure together. I like a girl that can hold a conversation about everything and anything underneath the sun…from random silly topics to insightful stuff. ]]>

<![CDATA[Well for now anyway....... if you like what you see so far shoot me an email and I'll tell you more about myself. If all goes well maybe we can grab a drink on a roof desk somewhere this weekend]]>

<![CDATA[Here is why. So let’s say she’s looking for a decent guy, so she posts an ad: “hi, I am confident attractive young woman who is looking for confident secure man. With a job.” And the waterfall of emails begins. By the time a big hand goes around the clock once, she probably has 20 something emails with nearly identical subject: “Hi, I saw your ad” or nothing short of “Hi, u r cute”, and once in a while “hello there!”. Poor girl now has to sort through several dozen of emails to find gold in the dirt. Unfortunately, they all have few things in common: an overused compliment “u r sooo cute/hot/etc.”, a supplicating tone “please, please like me, here I am”, or immediate date invitation “hey I am going to be bored all weekend, let’s hang out!” (aka, please entertain me), and all this is accompanied by self description that you typically find on one’s resume. And just like a message sprinkled with un-welcomed sexual innuendos or just plain straight proposal for sex, they all head for the trash. Sadly, without even being read. Did I mention un-expected surprise attachment of male genitalia? So you get my point. Now, the very thin line between trying to be original and trying too hard is nearly invisible. A guy can sneeze wrong way, and cross that line without even knowing it. It’s very easy to hide behind a “screen name” and say anything you want. Because, in a way, “we are all so much cooler online”. But, Reality Vs. Online greatly disappoints often……….and that goes for both, girls and boys. Primarily, girls. Yep, we know the “angle camera shot” and we can see you’re passing your high school pictures as most recent ones. I think it’s adorable. =) So where does this leave me? I am here. I am listing my profile, I know what I am looking for, but as I just posted this, I probably got beat by 10 guys already ahead of me posting “HI, a very nice guy will do anything to make you happy”. How can a girl sort through all this junk?! I am, too, want to make people happy, I would just rather make them happy than set lofty goals. I am pretty confident in whom I am and I know what I deserve in this life. I just made you read whole page of my “ramblings” and you probably stopped, often, and said “that is so true!”. Well, I am glad you agree . But you’re here! Keep reading, good stuff is coming. So the “supposedly” good stuff, according to 85% of guys on here (and what some random Maxim survey says): I am 25, with a job, tall handsome male; in possession of many other skills (girls love guys with skills, right?) I have a car; I don’t live in my mother’s basement, and I like long walks on the beach... Basic minimum, just enough to make me sound just like everyone else. But as you and I both know, we’re unique human beings. I was looking through some of the other profiles and it feels like I am browsing Monster.com; I’ve never seen so many “resumes” directed at one position: romantic partner. Love, Michael end of rant... obligatory pictures below.]]>

<![CDATA[Hi, I'm Lawerence. I'm looking for a nice girl that shares my interest of anime/videogames. Someone that I can relax and talk about anything with. I also in enjoy being outside. So we'll be doing other things as well. Hope to hear from you.]]>

<![CDATA[Well for starters my friends would say I'm kinda picky, that's why I'm on here to finally get some variety. I've been well-developed since an early age, it definitely gets me noticed. I am not afraid to speak my mind when it comes to telling guys how to treat me. I don't have the time or energy for a relationship, I just want to meet some cool people. I want to talk on messenger first so I can find out more about you, if that's ok with you? Early bird gets the worm, or the cute blonde in this case, lol!]]>

<![CDATA[About me I am single an looking too im 23 italian from north shore I like bars/clubs/travel/cook/sports/mall/movies/meet new people. Any thing fun I have no Kids Dont do drugs or smoke i drink there an there Im laidback down to earth outgoing Me for me ]]>

<![CDATA[ Handyman , Maintenance , Carpentry 20 years exp. , reliable , hard working extensive tools , remodeling specialist TILE , BATHROOMS , DECKS , MASONRY , SHEETROCK , PAINTING ( START TO FINISH ) pics and references looking for work thanks ]]>

<![CDATA[Hey, so I am a bi male. I am very attractive, athletic, tan, successful and clean. I would love to find a bi woman who would be interested in getting to know each other. I have great friends and family and just really recently found I enjoy guys once and awhile. Like girls a lot more, however. Hope to hear from you. ]]>

<![CDATA[I need company for movie and diner any body there who wana come waiting for ur reply Plz Serios reply with pic plz reply B 4 7:30 pm ]]>

<![CDATA[ I'm 6' 3", husky football player build, Ivy type education, iconoclastic, irreverent, former athlete in school, want to meet someone who is fun to shares life's vicissitudes. Non-smoker, social drinker, not addicted to anything but sex with someone special [is that a bad thing?]. Big sports fan especially Sox and Celtics. Like going for long walks, exploring the city, necking on the beach, movies, reading, funky restaurants, love giving and receiving massages.. Are you intellectually curious? Like learning things? Can you have a "challenging" conversation? Will you have a "tickle fight" with me and "slyly" run your hand up my leg at a table at a restaurant? Can you be a "lady" when appropriate and be anything but a "lady" when it feels right? Tell me something about you that isn't typical for one of these adds. If you are real, write "not a bot" in the subject heading when responding. ]]>

<![CDATA[What's up? I am not posting pics for two reasons.. public job and friends that frequent CL you will not be disappointed. Not your typical CL guy as I hope you aere not the typical CL girl. Looking for a fun athletic cute driven girl I'm tall athletic/muscular and just haven't had much time to date. Love my life and friends and looking for someone to share it all with. Let's talk]]>

<![CDATA[I've been single for a few years and love to travel but can't seem to find a suitable travel pal. I have loads of free time, and am away on a trip 4 or 5 times a year, usually 2 -4 weeks at a time. I'm looking for a female travel pal. Age is not important but being fit is because I like active travel. If traveling to places like Australia, Latin America, Asia or Europe seems exciting then we may be a fit. If we are compatible I'm not adverse to a long term relationship. I am HWP proportionate above average looks and intelligent. If there is an interest tell me a bit about you? ]]>

<![CDATA[I'm looking for a girl who is intellectual and confident. Someone who will keep me on my toes and challenge me, give her opinion and speak her mind, share with me, argue with me, and poke fun at me. But someone who is also feminine and girlie, who likes to dress sexy, cuddle, kiss, flirt, and be naughty. Do you have the right combination? I'm a young, good looking professional; I'm smart, engaging and playful, and definitely worth getting to know! ]]>

<![CDATA[Tonightis St. Paddys day and I need a partner to cause trouble. If you think you can hang send me a message. I cannot wait to really celebrate!]]>

<![CDATA[I'm posting an ad for my dad, because he hasn't found love since 2000. He's a very lonley guy, but is a hard working person. He's 51 years old, He'll be 52 in April. To describe my dad, He loves sports, fishing, and sitting on the couch watching sports. He is 100% italian, not tall very tan. He's 5'4. He's short but strong, in very good shape. If interested on going on a date with my dad, please email me, and I can arrange something. I hate to see him alone, and he deserves someone, Just to talk and maybe if the chemistry is there possibily a relationship. I'm 22 years old and trying to help him, He seems stressed, and lonely. If you have any additional questions please email me. Thank You for checking this ad out.]]>

<![CDATA[I was just thinking about going to see the Feelies on Friday and all of my friends are working. Just wondering if there are any cool girls out there that would like to see this awesome band that hardly ever tours. I’ve just been getting into them this year and have been really blown away with them. When you listen to the guitar sound on “The Good Earth” it is incredible how many 80s alternative bands rip it off. I would totally buy someone cool a ticket and go to dinner or something of that variety. I’m a classy and quite dashing 27 year old dude from JP. I enjoy soul music, British comedy, dive bars, and loving cheesy movies/music unironically.I appreciate the most painfully bad and beautiful of art. I am readily employed and hardly sketchy at all. You should be cool and cute as hell. Send a picture, for crissake. ]]>

<![CDATA[Looking for a young woman interested in exploring a relationship with a much older man. Playful, fun, open minded, and passionate, looking for the same. Spring is here, let's enjoy some time together.]]>

<![CDATA[Master has an opening in his world for one scintillating submissive woman. I am a gentleman and a professional, but hard-edged, strict, and no-nonsense. I win over your mind slowly and progressively with disarming charm and engaging chatter, but over time imperceptibly ratchet up the expectations as we develop a more meaningful connection. If I like your response, and we click, you can expect to meet me in a low-pressure public venue, at a time and place where you feel comfortable. If the chemistry evaporates, we part ways without hassles -- I have neither time nor inclination for drama, histrionics, stalking, hang-up phone calls, or other childish nonsense. I like women with a sense of humor combined with a sense of purpose. You should be the kind of woman whom no one suspects craves intense correction, and should harbor some fairly extreme perverse desires. What you can expect is a delicious, deliberate descent into D/s intensity, wherein you are properly nurtured and loved, but also sculpted, punished, and redeemed. Make no mistake: you can bow out at any time, but while you're with me I call the shots. I expect sincerity, obedience, and most of all -- good manners. I confess a certain interest in the prim and proper. I am also exceptionally experienced and adept in these arts, but eschew the so-called "BDSM scene." This is not about anyone else: it's about us. I train in my own way, using my own methods, and it's my way or the highway. Your safety is always protected, and I'll ask nothing that compromises your reputation, but I will crack the whip at times; delve into the somewhat extreme; and if necessary reconstruct your mindset to rebuild you in a stronger way, more suited to our own particular needs. But the beauty is, you will love it; both the process, and the results; and if you've read this far, you know it's what you really need. I look forward to hearing from you soon. Let the journey of a thousand steps begin . . . . ]]>

<![CDATA[I am an experienced, easy-going Dominant man. I believe in sane and consensual play and amused and aroused by administrating a variety of training. I endulge in all BDSM/Fetish/Role Play from mild erotic domination to severe and creative bondage, hot wax, spanking, flogging and much more. Dirty little things I like to play with: - Bondage - Sensual Domination - Erotic torture - Humiliation (verbal, physical and emotional) - Fetish/fantasy/role play - Sub/Slave training - Face Slapping - Spanking (mild to heavy) - Discipline - Wax - Nipple Play/Torment - Blindfolds - Teasing and Denial I am D/D free, clean and only practice safe sex. I DO respect ANY and ALL limits you may have and work within your fantasies to create the ideal submissive experience. ]]>

<![CDATA[I am an attractive man seeking an adventure. Most people would describe me as easy going, but I can be very intense when the situation calls for it. I also have a very acute imagination. The woman I seek is on the younger side. She is slim or average or curvy. The particulars are fascinating, but which they are is not overly important. I'm not looking for a magazine model. As far as the rest of her attributes are concerned, I am open. Her personality is pleasing. She usually follows the rules. She is shy or a little reserved. She has a little rebelliousness in her, but is mostly known as well behaved. One who wouldn't do anything too outrageous. As I said, this is how she is known. But she has had thoughts of, or fantasized about, being controlled by a man in an erotic setting or manner, being submissive. She has been waiting for an opportunity to let her darker side out in front of a guy that she will be safe with. I am a sensitive and caring man. But I, too, have a darker side that wants to come out sometimes. I am very, very interested in making sure that you will be satisfied, emotionally and physically. This is a must for me. I love to see women being satisfied in many ways. This will not be a 24/7 lifestyle. I'm not looking for a girlfriend or a wife. It will be a mutual relationship. We will play together for an agreed upon amount of time (a few hours perhaps) and then go back to our real lives. If we enjoy each others desires, it could be an on-going relationship. Nothing will happen that is not mutually gratifying for both of us. I am very open minded as to the type of activities we might engage in. Tell me what you want from a playmate. You won't shock me. I do, however, have limits as to what I will participate in. If you would like to talk about the possibilities, please contact me with a message and a way for us to chat online. I assure you that you will be safe with me and I will keep your secret. I will trust you to do the same for me, should we ever meet. For me, this will be about adventure and enjoyment, and being able to do something we would not normally do. ]]>

<![CDATA[My name is Doc Orgasm (AIM me at DocOrgasm) and while I don't promise results. I have done this over the last year with astonishing multi-orgasmic results and many happy patients. So, what do I do exactly? I take those sensual and sexual desires of yours, scratching, poking, teasing and tempting them to their limits. I take that burning, ravishing sexual desire that tends to lead to bad decisions and channel them into a healthy outlet of orgasmic release. I provide an experience that lasts longer than 60 seconds and focuses on you, not myself. My goal is to provide you with a sexual experience you crave and covet. And I do it without the drama and the courtship of the bar scene.... Like for instance, ever try asking somebody at a bar if they have an STD? What about asking them for a little foreplay? That isn't the easiest message to convey after having a few drinks on a Friday Night. And as we all know, most guys have trouble controlling their brains and their penises at the same time, right ladies? If you're lucky enough to go to one of the fine institutions in this city, you know what I'm talking about. There are the drunken frat parties, same sex campuses (Simmons) and thousands of gay guys you only dream of converting (Emerson, Berklee). And if you're lucky enough to have that degree, sometimes it seems as if there isn't another way. Let's face it, socially speaking, college is a great time, but the Real World has its major downsides. So I've got you interested and you're wondering, why am I of all people on Craigslist? First of all, I may be the only person on Craigslist with his own enemies list. That being other guys who don't want to put the time or the effort into a post. (Much like they don't want to in the bedroom) I have been called 'a fraud', 'a 15 year-old', 'gay', 'a dipshit', etcetera. Perhaps it's because I can put together a rational thought. Perhaps it was because I graduated from college. Perhaps I know how to use an AP Style Guide and don't write an ad with one hand down my pants. Anyhow.... If I told you in a bar that I was going to sexually pleasure you with my toys and my little bag of tricks, you'd probably slap me, better yet you'd run home laughing. But I truly get a kick out of teasing your body from head to toe with vibrators, clothespins and and anything else I can get my hands on. My methods are slightly quirky, but proven and tested over time. Plus, as I have developed this concept, I have realized that Craiglist is simple, proven and an effective method, especially if several preemptive measures are taken to ensure the safety of both parties involved. I have also started a blog documenting my experiences, largely sticking to the social issues of sexuality rather than the context of the sessions themselves. When you AIM me, I will surely direct you there and you will quickly find out that my motives of openness and sensual freedom override the other 99.99% of guys on there who are simply about themselves and their 'Gone in 60 Seconds' mentality. * * * * * * * * QUESTION AND ANSWER Here are some of the most basic questions I get.... Q: Seriously? Are you for real... A: I'm writing this aren't I? I don't think I would put the time and effort into something if I wasn't serious about it. Q: So describe your average patient? A: To this point, they range in age from 18-29. Many are college students here in the City of Boston, or have recently graduated and consider themselves Young Professionals. I enjoy working with this group because this is also my age range. These are smart, independent, young women. They go to some of the best four-year institutions in the area. You'd be pretty surprised at how normal these girls are. And that's the point. The more normal you are, the more likely we are to get along. Q: What do you enjoy most about doing this? A: When it comes to orgasms, women clearly get the better end of the stick. The power, the length, the ability to spasm uncontrollably, the foreplay, the sensual buildup and the ability to have multiple orgasms in a short period of time. Not only is exploring this God-given gift enjoyable, but I consider it a personal challenge. When I'm with you, I want to press all of the right buttons. I want to bring you to climax again and again and again. I want to wear your body out with large doses of orgasmic bliss. And even though the connection is relatively new, the level of intimacy is something I truly enjoy. The ability to open up almost instantly to another person through one act of goodwill. Q: Have you ever been unsuccessful? A: I think that question is something you'd have to ask the girls. Personally, I have tremendous expectations of myself, so when I met with a girl back in September and was only able to bring her to orgasm once, I took it much worse than she did. I understand that every girl is different in this department and that some are more multi-orgasmic than others. On average, the girls have between three and five orgasms. Q: How often do you do this? A: Between screening, work, life and logistics, I would say once or twice a month. There's a lot of work that goes into this beyond what happens when I'm working on your body. Q: What are some of the stranger things that have happened? The more exciting? A: Recently I met with a very lovely young girl who suggested we split a hotel and make a night of it. That was certainly interesting as we were able to spread around the play, both before bedtime and upon waking up the next morning. We also happened to get quite lost on the way to the hotel, which was stress inducing for both of us. I would say the biggest thrill is having the girls ask, "Where did you get that thing?", or "Where did you learn how to do that?", or simply having them enjoy their time with me, without the shame of the morning-after 'Walk of Shame'. * * * * * * * * TESTIMONIALS Still don't believe me... Here are three real-life examples of my previous work. And because I do pride myself on maintaining the privacy of the girls involved, I have changed the schools and ages around, but rest assured, they were all thrilled with the results. Girl #1, 22 years old - College Student "I'm sitting here at home on Spring Break and I stumbled upon your ad. I don't know why I'm compelled to respond but there are fantasies I have always wanted to try and the best guy I have ever been with sounds pretty similar to yourself. You seem open and honest and while I'm assuredly nervous, I figure it's worth the conversation at least. Girl #2, 23 years old - Recent Graduate "I've wanted to try something like this for quite awhile now. I love being forced to do things for a guy and I've discovered that I love giving up control. I'm pretty much in control of my whole life. I've got a great future ahead of me and school and work has me stressed out to no end. It's nice to be able to give up control and let someone else take over for a change. :)" Girl #3, 26 years old - Young Professional "I have been really distracted with finding a job and moving, so a lot has been on my plate. I have been so stressed out that it has been a lot harder to get off. I just can't concentrate or find myself in the mood for that kind of thing." I know, I know. I sound like an infomercial. I apologize in advance for that, but I was able to help all three young women with a combination of light bondage, spanking, toys, teasing and basic sensory play. Now I don't promise success, but I am a young guy who takes great pride in his work. I love introducing my young colleagues to new levels of sensual and erotic play. And I am always amazed watching them react and respond with glee at what I'm able to do with them. Girl #1 "Thanks for the highlight of my vacation! You sure did allow me to open up with my fantasies and for that I can't thank you enough!!! XOXOXO" Girl #2 "I didn't think I could even withstand a third orgasm much less a fourth. You are an overachiever. Nope, you're like the Energizer Bunny. My roommates are wondering why I have such a big smile on my face today! Thanks!" Girl #3 "I'm really impressed that you made me orgasm four times. The combination of things you were doing to me really made orgasming unavoidable. With you, I didn't really have a choice but to concentrate, especially since I didn't know what you were going to do next." These are three ordinary women. Women you would be STUNNED to find on Craigslist. Women who are either still in college or have recently graduated and are now moving their way up the professional ranks. * * * * * * * * MUSINGS OF AN ORGASM DOCTOR (From my blog) EVEN I CAN HAVE A GUYS SUCK RANT Sometimes I really don't know if guys get it, even if those guys are people I've known for years. Case in point, on Friday Night my buddy John got back from a big hanky-swanky corporate dinner. He was looking posh, stellar and bluntly spectacular with his pinstriped suit and his good shoes. This is also a guy that, because of his job and various other things has not gotten laid in over six months. So as you would expect, he wanted me to set him up, either with my words of wisdom or by having to flat out do the work for him. Not going to happen. Not at the dive bar down the street from his apartment. Not in his dump of a room with his five male roommates situated amid the paper-thin walls. What girl in their right mind would want that? Why do guys do this? Go to Match or the bar in the Liberty Hotel, get a hotel should that situation arise and my goodness, don't set high expectations and take him back to your craphole of a living space. Think classy, not trashy! Still, he tried. As desperate as he was, he wasn't shy enough to walk right in, pick the two girls near the corner of the bar and try to insert himself into the conversation. Myself and two other friends stood amused in close proximity. Just enough to hear him crash and burn without looking totally oblivious to what was taking place. Needless to say, if one is leaving a Brighton dive bar at 2AM with anybody, that person is either really drunk or really, really desperate. In the peanut gallery, my two friends are inquiring into where this wisdom comes from, as if to call my bluff and label my DocOrgasm tag as complete and utter bullshit. They want to know what I do, how I do it, cross-examining me, hoping, if not praying to find some type of crack in my story. That's when this conversation came up. Doc: So how many girls have you slept with? Mark: I would say about nine or ten, with a relationship or two thrown in there. Doc: And of those nine, how many of them were you able to make orgasm? Mark: I don't know! Doc: Well, estimate. Mark: I don't really care! Outside of the relationship, I don't really care if she has an orgasm or not. Doc: Well why don't you? Do you only care about you being 'Gone in 60 Seconds' Mark: (sarcastically) Yep. Shouldn't you? This went on and on for about 45 minutes as John's failed pursuit of a quick lay happened some 10 feet away. And suddenly, as this was going on, I had a feeling most of my female colleagues share and a few of my homosexual counterparts. GUYS SUCK! (Sometimes) Really! I needed to vent, so I left and called my friend Sarah in San Francisco on the cab ride back to my place, knowing full well she would be up this late due to the time change. It's not that I didn't understand that guys time and time again put themselves on the line for the sake of themselves and their sexual needs, but the complete honesty of the situation at hand depressed me to no end. Of course, this is far too normal, with far too many one night stands, or short term sexual relationships completely one sided, in bad situations with only the alpha-male getting the quick, sometimes lifeless orgasm he had been craving while his female partner stands on the brink of an earth-shattering climax, only to be left there alone. I now feel more purpose. DocOrgasm is needed more than ever, not just because women have sexual needs unmet, but college educated, intelligent, affluent, attractive men are too clueless to think for the women they try and court. * * * * * * * * BRITNEY'S REVIVAL AND CLINGY GUYS (One of my blog favorites) One of the fond memories I have of High School was debating the claims of virginity made by one Britney Spears. You know, back when TRL was a pop culture phenomenon and she claimed, like everyone else before and after her (That means you Miley!) that she was going to wait until marriage. We now know the truth. We should have known the truth all along. Britney Spears lied to the American public for a good half-decade before we learned she wasn't even a virgin when she pranced around like a school girl begging to 'Hit Me Baby One More Time' The traveling train wreck came to TD Banknorth Garden recently, charging absolutely obscene amounts of money and getting away with it. Trust me, I wanted to go, but my Britney threshold is at $50, not the $250 that she wanted for a seat in the lower bowl. Soon after the show, I emailed one of my friends who works at the facility, simply asking how the show went. I got this little reply. "Speaking of baby, Britney was good. Certainly entertaining. I was a little creeped out by the whole Circus/S&M theme, but it kept me watching, that's for sure." I find the second part of that statement far more compelling than the first. 'Hit Me Baby One More Time' could have easily described a number of people, including a former news ditz, who let her Slamball loving tool of an ex-boyfriend hit and videotape her having sex one too many times before she got the point. Or we could talk about the obvious, in the now example, Rhianna and Chris Brown. I did soak up the Garden atmosphere before Britney took the stage, walking down Canal Street only to find the biggest collection of eye-candy outside of a PLAYBOY Party. Which makes sense the more I think about it. Women tend to love PLAYBOY as a brand. Hip. Chic. Trendy. There's a sense that only the beautiful can get away with wearing it as well. And who doesn't want to be seen as beautiful. Men do their 'Monday Morning Quarterbacking' in regards to sports and physical attraction. It's always, 'she has a nice ass', or 'she's easy', or 'she's a prudish uptight bitch, but never 'I can't believe he left her after knocking her up.' Britney's problems have been far more emotional, which has earned her sympathy amongst her female fandom, something Tom Brady didn't earn when he ditched Bridget Moynahan for Giselle. And much like the ending to 'The Bachelor', one can gossip endlessly about failed relationships and how one of the most beautiful teen icons on the planet can make the wrong decision time and time again. While men obsess over Kendra Wilkinson's looks, women were far more concerned about what was going on with the 'Girls Next Door', which explains why the demographics of that show and the subsequent 'House Bunny' movie were primarily women, while 'Miss March', with its intent on losing one's virginity is catered to a mostly male audience. And it seems as if we had a good stretch of two or three years where either Britney, or little sis and fellow damaged goods icon Jamie-Lynn were gracing the cover of some maggy, on the brink of a total meltdown. On my drive back from a work related meeting in New Jersey, I was listening to conservative pundit Mary Matalin give an interview in which she mentioned she was taking her tween daughter to the show, describing it as 'innocent fun' and a night out for mother and daughter. Truth be told, there is a lot of lust hidden in the so-called 'innocence'. "If U Seek Amy" ... Say it out loud and look at where that takes place. In a nightclub where hormones are raging to their fullest extent, along with a mixture of alcohol and eye candy. And 'Circus' doesn't deviate from the themes of explicitness either. All eyes on me in the center of the ring Just like a circus When I crack that whip everybody gone trip Just like a circus Don't stand there watching me Follow me, show me what you can do Everybody let go, we can make a dance floor Just like a circus There was 'Oops I did it again' where Britney got 'lost in the game' and claimed she's not that innocent. May I mention that the highlight of that song actually was the white little number she wore in the music video. Upon watching it nearly a decade later, it may be one of the corniest music videos of all time, but she's still spectacular in that skin tight white thing. So what's my point? Britney Spears from the 16 year-old to her meltdown to her revival has been about one thing. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. And more sex. And that's what makes her so popular, with women. Of course this isn't new, Madonna had 'Like a Virgin' and was just as explicit for her time frame, capitalizing on young women who think about sex just as much as their male counterparts, if not more. But between the complications of mixing sex with love, mistakes made in the pursuit, the inexperience, lack of understanding and the incompetence of their male counterparts. The conquest faces far too many landmines and is far too difficult than the simplicity of their ultimate desires. Most times, there is no vice for that pent up sexual energy, but you'll probably see it displayed rather nicely on the dance floor, which could explain why most of Spears new material is club-oriented rather than bubble gum pop. As we all know, the brain is a woman's primary sexual organ, but clubs and the grinding that goes on in them would probably be number two. And with those endorphins comes the pursuit, a female mating call to any guy they deem worthy and is willing to lustfully make a move on the dance floor with hopes of being invited home for the evening. And that's where women tend to make their biggest mistakes, like Britney has time and time again. When hormones override the brain and go into overdrive, a dangerous mix of alcohol doesn't help things. Most guys rarely, if ever think with the brain in a sexual manor, which makes it so easy for them to carry out a one-night stand. Though most guys to get emotionally attached and cling on to the girl that opens that type of door, especially if they're A) drunk and B) thinking over their heads and making it more than it was. Women have a tendency to get clingy after good sex, in which the male adequately guides the woman to orgasm, not once but multiple times. And while some feel some element of shame in a bad one-night stand, most understand a good one night stand for what it is, a release of energy and hormones, understanding that the male is good for one thing and one thing only. Of course, 95% of One Night Stands are good for men, as they typically orgasm pretty quicky. Which gives you some reasoning into why they're so damn clingy. * * * * * * * * HOW TO SEE THE ORGASM DOCTOR Now it's your turn. Here's how it works! You can find me on AIM at DocOrgasm and we'll chat first hand, or you'll shoot me an email. You'll tell me about your previous sexual experiences, what you're looking for and a little bit about you as a person. If you IM me, expect to tell me the same types of things as it helps me figure out if we'd be a good match and how genuine your interests are. With that in mind, I ask you to be open to my methods, including toys, light bondage and sensation play. Once we get started, I'll be in complete control, poking, teasing and buzzing you to pleasure. If you feel you need a spanking or two, I can provide those as well. In fact, as you may or may not know, spankings serve as wonderful foreplay. I am attractive, intelligent and as a young professional, I am somebody you can relate too. I enjoy the joyful grin on the face of a woman after her climax. I also enjoy trying to get my clients to orgasm four, five and even six times in a single session. So if this sounds like something for you, apply right now and perhaps Dr. Orgasm will be visiting you in the near future. Remember, DocOrgasm on the AIM, or email me right now! ]]>

<![CDATA[I'M A 30 YR OLD MAN WHO IS INTERESTED IN MEETING SOMEONE NEW..MUST BE GOOD LOOKING AND SMART..LOL I JUST MOVED TO LOWELL AND DON'T KNOW ANYONE...IT DOESN'T MATTER WHERE YA FROM..JUST BE REAL..BE WILLING TO MEET...A FRIEND TOLD ME THIS IS HOW HE MET HIS SOON TO BE WIFE....LOL...so no spam or fakes..real people only..send a pic as well.. THANKS]]>

<![CDATA[Unlike those other ads where 40+ year-old dominant men search for college girls way out of their league, I'm a young professional, Alpha-male type. I work hard, have goals and in sexual situations, I like to be in control. I'm looking to explore my dominant side with a girl who may not be as experienced, but has had dreams of being gagged, spanked, teased and tortured, both for pain and pleasure. Someone ready and willing to try new things and experiment with someone closer to their own age, not some creepy 50 year-old guy. This would be the perfect opportunity to a college student who wants to play without going to the bar first. Or perhaps it could serve as some stress relief. Or perhaps you're a young professional who has her own place but nobody to play with. I am considerate and respectful and I wouldn't try to make anyone do something they wouldn't want to do. I am just talking about having some fun and hopefully a regular NSA type of thing. I am healthy, clean and decent looking. I hope are the same. If this is something which would interest you. Let's speak over email, or AIM me at harejordan8419 and we'll take it from there. I have my bag of tricks ready to go, so the sooner you get a hold of me, the sooner we'll play. ]]>

<![CDATA[I am new to the whole BDSM thing, but I have done tons of research and know my kinks and fetishes. I know that it takes two dedicated and passionate people to make a relationship work and I know that trust and finding one's space plays a huge part in it. I just don't know how to go about finding a dominant woman though. I'm a young professional and it isn't just that I don't have the colleagues interested, but I don't have the equipment or know-how to do it safely. Now I've long had fantasies about being dominated and teased by a good looking, sensual and dominant woman. The idea of being told exactly what to do turns me on. As does being powerless. Things like being bent over a desk, spanked and then fucked with a strap on sound very, very hot. As does bondage, prolonged teasing, face sitting, panty play and a whole lot of other things. I could list them all, but I won't waste your time. I'd love to find someone that finds those things appealing from a dominant side. Myself, I'm easy going, open-minded and dedicated to making any meeting successful. I just don't know where to start and don't know how I'd do at one of those fetish fair kind of things. I'm very vanilla and hard working in my normal life. Ideally I would like to play sooner rather than later. Maybe even this week! So please email me if you are interested in discussing and even, perhaps playing. I think it would be fun for both of us. Please email me for more. ]]>

<![CDATA[Looking to get out have some fun ,Me 6"2 225 hazel eyes your pic gets mine. Loooking to meet a woman 51 to 61 plus size ok, fun to be with, able to host .please put fun in subject box]]>

<![CDATA[looking for someone to enjoy some drinks and music with tonight. Be fun, easy going, like to laugh, pretty smile, and have a lust for life. All ages, shapes and sizes are welcome. Hope someone wants to enjoy the night. pics to trade!]]>

<![CDATA[I considered using “amazing guy” as the title, and I think I have a pretty good claim to “amazing” but I leave this for you to find out. I know that “nice” may sound lame but, to validate my “honest” description, this is really who I am – A nice guy, and I am looking for a nice girl to hang out with. I am not really into picking up girls at clubs and bars because I would like to have a chance to get to know her a little better before. Beside, I am usually there relaxing and enjoying a few drinks with friends. I am a laid back and open-minded guy. I really enjoy hanging out with my friends in and around beantown, finding 'good eats', the always elusive happy hour and trying out new restaurants and bars. When I am not enjoying a night on the town, I love going skiing, cycling, exploring parks, museums, attending sporting and local events, and also go to the theater and concerts. I graduated from college and am a professional in the Boston area, with the kind of job you have to dress up for with a shirt and tie (and the occasional polo in the summer). Physically, I am asian guy, 5' 10", clean cut, and in good athletic shape and work out 2-3 times a week. Hopefully you try to stay in decent shape yourself. The only thing that I do request is that you DON'T smoke, sorry about that. Well here's more about me. I like watching movies, tv shows, and I'm ok at video games. I took a hiatus mostly towards the end of college, so I am a bit rusty on playing xbox or ps3 however my friends and I have really gotten into playing wii sports resort. I like big stupid movies with things that blow up and the occasional romantic comedy. I can't sing to save my life. I'm a sucker for 30 Rock, How I Met Your Mother and don't get me started on The Big Bang Theory. I start books and try to finish them, eventually. I like traveling. I try to be neat but chaos-theory often catches up with me. I'm dorky and serious at the same time. I should call my Mom more often. I am there for my friends when they need me. I don't drink coffee (does thai ice coffee count?) and I don't know why. I like when people show me new things. People say I am a 'people person.' I guess you can be the judge. I’m direct and do not play games (…well does board games count?). I enjoy kissing. And there's more that I will tell you if you're curious. Contact me if you'd up for grabbing dinner and/or catch a movie. I would love to have someone nice to hang out with and talk to. No pressure, just get to know each other. If you could include a pic that would be great. If not, please try to describe what you look like as best as possible. I will also send you a reply with some pics and my AIM SN. Also when replying, if you could add the word whatchamacallit somewhere in subject line that would be great. ]]>

<![CDATA[Hey Girls, Is there anyone like to go out this evening? have a drink (i'll buy drinks and "more!!!!) in southie bar (Shenanigans then J.J Foley's)]]>

<![CDATA[Hey, I'm a single male with an interest in getting to know a single female for the purpose of establishing a friendship with some benefits. If you likewise have an interest in getting to know me, possibly for the same, let's discuss it further. Preferably, you don't have a personal issue when it pertains to race, I don't. Also, I prefer that you be a single female who's younger or close to the same age, healthy and drug and disease free. I don't expect you to be a model but we should feel some attraction to one another, so attach your picture if you like. If you've general questions, you may ask me things that come to mind. Moreover, I don't mind if you're skinny or curvy but not too overweight. I'm free during the weekend and open to meeting up on a Friday evening as well. We can talk about our schedule and living situation later. Alright, if you like and agree with what you've read. Contact me.]]>

<![CDATA[I'm 50 yrs old work as a corporate dining chef mon to fri looking for a woman that is comfortable with herself and me who is a teddy bear type if your free nights and weekends for going out for dinner or a movie or just a nice drive with me on the weekend for sight seeing and have a nice adult time plus many other adventures if you feel comfortable with a man that is divorced with a good job and makes a decent salary who knows we may last for awhile let me know see ya ]]>

<![CDATA[Hi. I'm a single guy who just wants to meet a single girl, perhaps the same age or somewhat younger who likes a lot of the same stuff I do. For instance, I'm into reading, going to the public library, listening to a variety of music like the 80s, watching horror movies and Asian films, wrestling, basketball, football and playing video games. And reading manga comics and watching anime. I like to go out and hangout with friends or stay in and hangout. Moreover, I'm into live events or concerts and trying new things that I haven't yet experienced such as going bowling or seeing something in IMAX. But, I won't ever go out dancing, though. Well, if you're truly a good person with a likable personality and a female who isn't presumptuous, fickle, disingenuous or prejudice. I sure would like to meet you and have us befriend one other. I mean it would be awesome to develop a good rapport with someone right off. Because I could really use a friend or a few friends to get to know and be reliable people I could on some days hangout with. I like others who can like me for me. And you've an affectionate smile and you like to laugh. You're funny too! Still, let it be known that I don't want to date or for you to be anymore than a wicked good friend.]]>

<![CDATA[I'm at work and it's quite dead. Would love to just chat with someone and see where it goes from there. Feel free to email me, as I will be checking my email often. Please put today's holiday as your subject so that I know you are real. Hope to hear from you soon!]]>

<![CDATA[Hi. I've an interest in having a fuck buddy or a friends with benefits situation. I'm nice, easy to talk to and laid back. Also, I don't drink, smoke nor am I into the bar scene. I'm slender, average height and healthy. I can't host. But, if you can host. Then I could travel out to your place assuming that you don't live too far away. Because I live in the city and I don't own a car. Further, I'm open to meeting a single female who's white (or a different race), in your twenties or thirties, thin or thick and curvy, healthy, clean, safe and drug and disease free. Moreover, you're nice, easygoing, affectionate, flirty and have a good sense of humor. Ideally, you've open-minded to meeting a single black male. I prefer not to meet a "loose" chick, or someone already with multiple partners. OK, if you've a serious interest, let's talk about this and maybe meet up for a movie, or something else. Include your picture if you feel like showing one to me.]]>

<![CDATA[Come on, we girls can't hang out with a guy who wears shirts my 7 year old brother could barely fit into.... ]]>

<![CDATA[Just seeing if anyone in the area wanted to get together and enjoy this amazing day/night! Finally, some good weather! 6'2" athletic build here(see picture) in Quincy. Anyone interested IM me on AIM at rumblinstumblin8]]>

<![CDATA[I am looking for a wife. I am a SWM, 5'9," 170lbs.,nice body,good looking and educated. I have brown hair/eyes and a moustache.I also have beautiful teeth. I look much younger than my age. I am also very stylish and classy. Into well dressed and casual.I have a muscular and fit body. I have a professional type haircut and I can be a bad boy at times. I look a lot like the actor Omar Sharif in the movie Dr. Zhivago when he was young. I am very well educated, 5 university degrees,two are doctorates. I am relaxed and easy going and like to have fun! I am also very romantic.confident and a good listener. I own several businesses and have a professional full-time position. I am into music,sports,dining out,the beach,horseback riding,working out, real estate,business, etc. I am very romantic and know how to treat a woman. Age open ]]>

<![CDATA[I'm a grad student and I'm looking to make some friends to hang out with. Maybe grab some drinks, food, etc. on the weekends. Shoot me an email if you want to chat and see if we have similar interests. I'm a nice, active, fun, and down to earth guy looking for similar to laugh with.]]>

<![CDATA[Let's have a funny afternoon .. on a motorcycle and we'll see where it goes ... ]]>

<![CDATA[It's St. Patrick's Day in Boston. You're restless. You are seeking something special. So, imagine this: I have your arms bound. Your legs are spread nice and wide for me for to do as I please. I use no blindfold so I can see the fear and desire in your eyes. Or maybe you are on all fours fully restrained, face down and ass up!! There are nipple clamps,vibrators, a small butt plug for pleasure and a paddle for light spankings. You are totally exposed and submissive to my every command,your pussy,ass and mouth belong to me and beg to be used. I place my hand between your legs and feel your pussy which is soaking wet, even though your nipples are being pinched by the clamps. I kneel and lick your asshole which gets your pussy hotter. I lick it again and slide in a finger. It's nice and tight yet relaxed which allows me to slowly and deeply insert the butt plug. You arch your back and roll your eyes with pleasure as the first wave of orgasm approaches. To offset your pleasure I remove the clamps from your nipples and gently squeeze them between my fingers followed by a few swats from my paddle. Then I sprinkle your freshly spanked ass with a little hot candle wax. Your pussy is so hot and wet that you ignore the warm sting. Pleasure meets pain!! You deserve a reward. I whisper into your ear "Thank you for being mine" and gently kiss you between your shoulders. I work my warm wet tounge down your spine, from the base of your neck to the top of your ass and back again. I take a vibrator, turn it on high and put it in your hungry pussy. I crawl between your legs and take your clit into my mouth while sliding the buzzing vibrator in and out of you. I hear your moans as the pleasure pushes you over the edge. I stand in front of you and rest my very long, very thick cock on your face inches from your hungry mouth and you say "fuck me now and use any hole you want; they all belong to you"!! You open your mouth and I slide my hard dick as far as it will go. You lick and suck as hard as you can. My cock and balls glisten as I recieve your oral servitude.Your pussy starts to throb and you cum again.When you taste a few drops of cum you try to get every inch of me down your throat. I grab a handful of your hair to pull your head back and start to fuck your mouth like it's your hot pussy.When I start to cum I place my throbbing cock just above your mouth so you can see the explosion which covers your lips and flows down your chin.You ask to taste my juice and you slowly lick your lips clean.Now I must decide which hole is next.Your hot wet pussy or your sweet tight asshole..If this is the type of scene you are into or maybe if your pussy is a little wet right no, let's chat and see what happens. Ladies who enjoy oral and anal play get special consideration. All limits respected but challenged. My Ideal Person: By now you know what I like sexually.When it comes to women I like them with a lot of self esteem. The ones who are not on CL because this is the only place they can find sex, but are here seeking satisfaction. If most men find you intimidatating because of your looks,occupation, self confidence or intellect I'm sure I will like you. If it's because you are arrogant, dont bother.If you understand and enjoy mental foreplay, I will like you. If you are willing to do absolutely anything no matter how degrading, don't bother, as you won't like me. If you have a lot of emotional baggage and need a co-dependent, you won't like me. You should be open to exchanging erotic email or phone play. Again,mental foreplay is a big turn on for me. I have no interest in owning anyone 24/7, scat, bloodplay or extreme pain. I'm not the misogynist who calls himself dominant because he secretly hates women and takes pleasure in abusing them. My role is strictly limited to play time and I don't mind being passionate when you need it. Attached ladies don't worry; I can play and go away.I have no need for hassles or complications. Discretion is key for both of us. I am 6' tall, dark, fit and good looking.I enjoy sexy, FIT (yes, fit) women of all races and colors that are of legal age so please feel free.I'm safe, sane,disease free and expect the same. No men, unless you want to watch me ravish your wife or girlfriend. Send a photo with your reply showing me that you have read this posting. Don't be shy. Let the games begin! P.S.: Yes, that's me in the photo being serviced by an eager slut just like you. ]]>

<![CDATA[Then we are in the same boat. Glad to see that I caught your attention. I am looking for something specific, namely a sexy, curious married lady that has grown tired of the dull life that she has at home. I am an attractive, athletic, and well educated married white male that is looking for someone that thinks that they might be "curious" as to what is on the other side of the fence, if you will. If you are not married, you should at least be ok with the fact that I am. No games or misunderstandings. This would be a relationship in which both of us understand the situations we are in. I am on here because while I have a desire to explore, I would love to have one steady special friend rather than multiple partners all over town. Sound like something you have thought yourself? I have pics and am willing to share if you are. Talk to you soon........ ]]>

<![CDATA[Listening to Linkin Park right now.. Those good ol boys know how to rock out. What shall I: say about myself? hm. I'm a tall, decent looking bloke. I don't live in Boston, but I'm here for a while visiting family. :) Looking to meet some nice young ladies for random conversation during the weekdays. Um, also.. I'm proud to say I'm going back to University to study math. I'm not sure if I want to start with multivariate calculus or what. It's been a while, so I should probably start with something easier like 2nd semester calculus. What else... hm.. I am bilingual English/Spanish.. my sister in law is telling me that I should get back into my French because its good for the mind. Tal vez. Anyways, hope this day finds you well, and I'd love to hear from you!]]>

<![CDATA[i am a young guy looking to date an older woman who lives in north andover that still knows how to have fun. i know that there is at least one woman looking at this thinking should i respond? the answer is yes so lets trade info and pics and take it from there.]]>

<![CDATA[So I'm sitting at work, starring at the clock and just realized, I'm single, in shape and considered handsome, how come I'm alone tonight??? I have no plans later but want to have some fun in one form or another.. Can anyone relate? My shillelagh and I will be waiting, even though I'm not Irish....]]>

<![CDATA[I am a single 35 year old, fun, kind, honest, faithful, easy going guy. I can honestly say I a good guy with a big heart, I just have not found her. I am 5'8 thick build with a great attitude towards life. Looking for something long term. I am looking for: A short girl under 5'7 A nice smile Easy going Kind of shy maybe nerdy? Open minded/kinky Likes to travel/take off for a weekend or week once in awhile Likes to stay in and watch a movie as well as go out now and then to a nice restaraunt I will stop there and see who is out there. What are you looking for?]]>

<![CDATA[Hi There, I'm a professional in the technology industry looking to get away for about 7 nights sometime in either May or June. Here's the trouble...I don't want to go alone. Now I could just wait until I meet someone who's willing to come with me, but by that time the prices on the air fare will have gone up dramatically, so I need to pick someone now. If you're interested in dating a guy with a great sense of humor, a good job, and a love for travel, then maybe you'd like to come away with me for a week and we can get to know each other. I know this is kind of crazy, and I'd want to at least have dinner a couple times before either of us agreed to this, but frankly, I'm kind of looking for someone a little crazy and spontaneous to come on this kind of trip. If you're interested, please reply...no pictures necessary at this point. If I'm interested in your e-mail we can trade pictures and take it from there. For your information, I'm thinking about Cancun or the virgin islands :) Hope to meet some interesting people...we'll see! :)]]>

<![CDATA[It's St Patrick's day and I'm kinda looking to go out on a quick date this afternoon or evening. Possibly find a show or go to a bar for a few drinks. If your interested shoot me an email and we can talk. If you send over a picture ill send back mine. Hopefully I'll talk to you soon!]]>

<![CDATA[Looking for a true submissive full time partner do you have what it takes? Send a pic with your first response I don't answer any without pics put seeking a master in subject line]]>

<![CDATA[You opened it. Good Luck! Tonight at midnight your true love will realize they love you. Something good will happen to you at 1:00PM-4:40PM tomorrow, it could be anywhere. Tonight at midnight they will remember how much they loved you as well. You will get the shock of your life tomorrow, a good one. If you break the chain you will be cursed with relationship problems for the next 2 years. Karma. If there is someone you once loved (or still do) and can't get them out of your mind, repost this in another city within the next five minutes. It's amazing how it works! If you really miss someone a past love and can't seem to get them off your mind...then repost this titled as "I Truly Do Miss You." Whomever you are missing will surprise you. Don't break this, for tonight at midnight, your true love will realize they love you. something great will happen to you tomorrow ]]>

<![CDATA[ I live on the green line. So believe me, I know the greenline really sucks! But I've never been a big fan of long distance relationships and spending countless hours a week traveling to see someone. So I think it would be nice to find a cool girl who lives close by...that way we could see each other more often;) If you reply to the ad, let me know which branch of the greenline you live on--B,C,D, or E. (I live right in boston, so I'm on multiple routes....yeay!) Also, if you reply, it would be good if you could tell me something "interesting" about yourself, just to get my attention:) After all, you need to stand out from the other "green line girls" out there, lol ]]>

<![CDATA[ i have come across alot of shallow fake people as of lately i guess that's part of life!!i don't need people to try to pretend to like me i have plenty of friends who like me for who i am as a person Looking to meet someone that is interested in dating, maybe developing something more! i only date 1 woman how i am!! i love baseball+football im pretty much up for anything really either it be pool dirts anything really!! kiss 108 and club music im 6'3 green eyes italian irish look more italian then anything with my dark features!! i can be ya best friend or worst enemy also love to read, i evening read the nyc daily news and post! it's different outtakes on sports i love going to the north end for certain foods.love fire+ice also in boston im laid back chilled outgoing, witty,clever, very open im very political with sports especially baseball+football.very down to earth!. open minded, my personality is like manny rameriz haha im a gemini who im looking for? i have to fin d u attractive a must! like u for who u are a must! i dont care what u do for work, i know it sucks now! she has to be sweet,caring sexy, i do like aggressive woman with a seductive side,sum 1 with sexy curves a bad girl side,GOOD KISSER IS A BONUS!!! if u have a high sex drive (another bonus), im a sucker for eyes smile chest booty. i dont care if your a smoker does not bother me between 5'5-5'11 i do prefer older women more sexier mature, less drama if ya irish or italian better!!!. if your into baseball football awesome, i love a good debate with that woman PLZ BE FROM THE MIDDLESEX COUNTRY OR ESSEX COUNTRY ( LOOK IN A MAP BOOK IF U DONT KNOW WHAT I MEAN) OR CLOSE TO BOSTON., BE CLOSE TO SALEM NH OR NASHUA. 25-40 i like older also i dislike,2 face people,cheaters,players,classless people,immature,fakers.prissy people, i also have yahoo, aim, myspace,facebook like i said im not into drama or games i will always return an email plz be paticent ]]>

<![CDATA[ THIS IS ME: Single, white male,short brown hair , , look older then my age says Intelligent, sarcastic, good sense of humor, personable, out-going, funny Sensual, very passionate, , enthusastic, energetic, sexy, confident flirty, great kisser, high sex drive Non-smoker, social drinker, no drugs 6'2 with hazel eyes, short brown hair. im into baseball football other stuff THIS IS YOU: * Single, job, with or without children, if your tall between 5'7-5'11 awesome love tall woman * Intelligent, good sense of humor, secure & confident * Sexy,,,witty, 30-40ish , white, tall would be great 5'7-5'11 * High sex drive, have to be able to keep up with my energy level! * Passionate, must love to kiss i dont care if u smoke or drink in front of me all i ask is u be close to northern mass or close to salem, nashua, nh or close to boston Are you out there? Send a picture and I'll send one back be real upfront no bs if your real type in where u live subject line!! i do have yahoo aim ]]>

<![CDATA[Ideally we'd become good fwb and we'd reach the point where we could exchange wonderfully inappropriate whispers. Stuff that might get us arrested by the PC Police. Yes, we are both nice looking professionals (me? late 30s ... you? hmmmm), and we are both clean cut, but we have a healthy dark side too. Hah.]]>

<![CDATA[I am single, white, educated, professional, successful, clean cut, healthy, attractive, live alone, stand 5'9", 175lbs, blond hair, blue eyes, a gentleman who knows how to treat and take care of a lady and simply need a real woman like you in my life. I look forward to learning about you and your needs. I am sincere and very real, please be the same. Thank you.]]>

<![CDATA[I'm seeking a very pretty, Irish looking girl (preferably with freckles) who is down to earth, funny, kind, quick witted and within the 22-33 age crowd). She should be able to laugh at herself and enjoy goofy banter, intelligent conversation, green eyes, devilish smiles and a great sense of humor. Please respond with photos. Thank you. ]]>

<![CDATA[OK I am 64 years old in a few months but i feel like I am 55 and look like I am 55. I am tall and slender and not bad looking. several have even called me handsome. I do not smoke and have never done drugs and i do not lie ,cheat or steal. I live in a nice quiet town and have a heated swimming pool out back. I had a nice wife but she did not appreciate me and left me for a younger man after a lot of years together. So. what am I looking for ? An attractive woman about 55 to 58 who knows the secret of staying slender. believe it or not it is not such a big secret. all it takes is a propoer diet, portion control and exercise so I am looking for someone who practices that and takes pride in her appearance. I am all man but not afraid to cook or do the laundry or plan a trip to Paris . even my ex wife's therapist said I am the man most women only dream about, yet i have been cast aside for someone younger. So is there anyone out there who appreciates a fine glass of wine? how about sipping it in a sidewalk cafe in Grindlewald Switzerland or if not the mountain type how about in Paris or Geneva or a sunny afternoon in Vienna? What oh what could a woman want? A Mercedes ? I did that, paid $54,000 for it and six months later she traded in it in and got $9,000 for it and it had only 1700 miles on it. Well she was attractive but not very bright so i hope if someone responds she at least has a litlle common sence. Perhaps i am asking too much but you would not believe what you would get if you respond and we hit it off Call me hopeful]]>

<![CDATA[Are there any normal women out there who are attractive, want a relationship and enjoy having there toes sucked? Am I a nut for thinking that's sexy? I am a clean cut type with intelligence, humor, great job, etc. Say hi if you have some interest and please type "piggies" in your response so I know you're not spambots.]]>

<![CDATA[If I can't find you today, then I guess I'm really out of luck eh? I've known Irish folks in the past but never been "friends" with one despite having lived in the Boston area my whole life and considering it's a mecca for Irish emigration. Anyway, I'm of Irish descent and I'm charmed by your warm accents and cultural differences. I find it really interesting that my ancestors not so long gone would have had similar accents/ways of life/perceptions. I'm educated, funny, charming, laidback with dark hair and green eyes. Say hi.]]>

<![CDATA[Recently relocated to quincy, new to area and don't know many people. I'm trying to find a single woman to hang out with. I like working out, going to movies, all types of music. I have not been in a serious relationship in quite some time, hoping to meet a nice girl with a great personality to show me around. ]]>

<![CDATA[looking and looking and looking for someone to chill with,laugh with discuss things big and small and enjoy the little things in life. I am athletic toned and happy. I am getting ready to ride in the ms society bike ride in june from quincy to ptown so i am commited to a better body mind and spirit ar you? Drop me a line looking for a beautiful energetic lady to enjoy time with.ttfn alan]]>

<![CDATA[Hi there, Just came back from lunch up here in Cambridge and it's a gorgeous day outside, coupled with the fact that it's St Patrick's day and their are all sorts of fun and festivities in the air. I'm thinking about cutting out early. I'd love to meet up with someone who is fun, intelligent, witty and attractive for a couple drinks, laughs, good conversation and fun! I'm 5ft 8, single, 160lbs, blonde, blue eyes and yeah I do have that accent thing going on :) Looking forward to hearing from you!]]>

<![CDATA[Daddy just adores how tight your little slit feels. But-please get your mind right out of the gutter-I am not interested ( at all) in real incest! I'm a tall, dark, fit, and handsome professional here in Boston. I love the naughty and dirty daddy/daughter idea. Very naughty and kinky. I would like to find a girl, legal age or above (!), who also is into this idea. Daddy will kiss you a lot as you ride his big erection! And if you call me Daddy when you cum, we are all set to go! If we match I am open to more than a one time thing too, so I posted in this section of CL. Please tell me a little bit about yourself and send pics. Daddy will return some! ps- pic is not me, but it looks just like me. It also shows exactly what we will be doing! pps- "Oh Daddy, I'm cumming again!!!!" ]]>

<![CDATA[hi all, just bored at work, im a college grad, 420, single, email me if u wana chat about something lata]]>

<![CDATA[ Why do they act so sweet and cuddly sometimes and then next time I see them they are aloof and cold? Why do they tell me about other guys they’ve just met and try to get me all jealous? Why do they cry so much? Why do they have to criticize things so much and try to change who I am? Why are they uncomfortable being adventurous in the bedroom and trying new things? Why are they always thinking about taking the relationship “to the next level” instead of enjoying what we have? And Why can’t I get enough of them???? ]]>

<![CDATA[Preferably Asian or Nubian. Smart, in shape, funny, std free and attuned to the absurdities our society has reached. Drinks? Not interested in pros or spam.]]>

<![CDATA[Attractive 25 yr old seeks attracive female, 21+, for date to Sunday's Bruins game against the New York Rangers. Hopefully we will enjoy eachothers company and who knows.....Please send a pic if you don't mind, and I will be happy to send one in response and tell you a bit about myself. Tell me a bit about yourself in your email and I will be happy to ansewer any questions you may have. Hope to hear from you.]]>

<![CDATA[Fun loving guy looking for a nice woman to spend time with and get to know.... U be open minded Takes care of herself loves to have fun single (or) in a relationship I can be discreet if need be. Send a picture and I will get back to you ]]>

<![CDATA[Basically, I'm 25 and depressed. Nothing too dark, just generally not happy. I have a great job in downtown Boston and I have great friends, but I would like to share experiences with a woman. I hope she too is in a similar situation. I like to read, listen to radiohead/sigur ros, and watch good movies. Thanks for at least reading]]>

<![CDATA[Good afternoon all! I'm new to all of this so please bare with me. I am a 32 yo white male living about 20 minutes south of Boston. Looking for a happy, fun woman who is affectionate, caring, kind, respectful, faithful and honest. I enjoy music, sports, tv, movies, going out on beautiful days like today and staying in cuddling up and watching a few movies with that special someone. Im non judgemental and open to trying new things and exploring what life has to offer. I live alone(rent), work full time, and drive so I am independant and responsible. I have a dry sarcastic sense of humor and love to laugh. I have plenty more to talk about but I don't want to give a complete auto biography on here lol so please let me know if you are interested and we can exchange pics and chat and see where it leads. No pressure from me we take things as slow as needed I'm not looking for one night stands or hookups just looking for the love thats escaped me my whole life. Have a Happy St. Patty's Day all!]]>

<![CDATA[IF YOU ARE A NORMAL WOMEN WHO IS NOT ON PHSYC MEDS AND NOT 200LBS AND ARE TIRED OF THE BAR SCENE,THEN I WOULD LIKE TO HEAR FROM YOU.]]>

<![CDATA[FWB. The most elusive of relationships; some say it is but myth, and cannot be attained. A near impossible balancing act between physical intimacy and emotional intimacy. If the pendulum swings too far in one direction, you end up with a one night stand, a single night of unbridled animal passion that leads nowhere. If the pendulum swings too far in the other direction, you start burdening each other with ever increasing "expectations", and things get complicated and messy. I'm looking for a brave girl to attempt FWB with me. Much is at stake. If we succeed, we will be rewarded with regular and frequent sex with someone we know and trust, without the hassle and burden that comes with a typical relationship. If we fail, well....at least we can say that we tried! ]]>

<![CDATA[ I'm looking for a high protocol environment with an experienced dominant female. I am committed, and take my service and submission seriously. In turn, I'm looking for woman who is fair and down-to-earth, but also demanding and comfortable exerting authority. To give you an idea of what I am open to, I'd like to find someone with interest in no strings house work, obedience training, chastity, cuckolding, and corporal punishment. Of course, I am open to much more; it entirely depends on what you want. If you think we may be compatible, and you are looking for a personal service submissive, please let me know. ]]>

<![CDATA[Happy St Patty's day to all!! Enjoy your green beer, and be sure to fly your Irish flags at full mast today!! This post marks the beginning of the 5th annual CL "best breasts in Boston" contest. Submit a nude or non-nude photo of your precious breasts, with some type of an ID handle in the email. Upon choosing a winner, a posting will be made with the ID handle of the winning applicant. There is no cash prize, this is merely a fun contest done for clout and bragging rights. No pictures will be shared, and all names and faces (if included) will be anonymous. Shirts up everyone!!]]>

<![CDATA[Hi. if any body ready for lunch here is a free burito u can get it Boloco Cleveland Circle Brighton mass Next to Verizon Wireless store Offer Valid today 03-17-10 before 4:00 pm ]]>

<![CDATA[Hello, I am looking for a fit, attractive, non-demanding woman (35-50, any race) in the Boston area (within 10 miles / I drive but have no car) who would like to join me for this March 25 or Singer's Night concert on March 30 at Berklee. Maybe we can get dinner before. She takes care of herself, easy going, low maintenance, a good communicator, she might be into art, music, science, nature. Non smoker, no drugs, but occasional beer/wine ok. I am a musician, (play piano, sometimes compose, enjoy Soundtracks, Classical, Pop, light Rock, Jazz, etc.) graphic artist/photographer, web artist, have 2 PT jobs, one in with my interests and one non-related. I am fit, easy going, responsible, moderate in politics, look and act younger for my age, like the ocean, Astronomy, hiking in NH, (Apr. - Oct.) some jogging, swimming, and tennis. I have medium to long light brown hair, hazel eyes, 5', 8", and handsome. Please tell me as much as you can about yourself. (age, interests, what you do, what interested you in my ad, etc.) Please mention your favorite color in your ad to rule out spam. Will not respond if you don't. I hope to hear from you. Thank you for looking.]]>

<![CDATA[Are you positive you are up for this? I need to fuck in a very bad way, so much pent up sexual frustration that needs to be released on a very willing slut! What you will wear for me something slutty. Your tits will be popping out of your top, skirt tight and short, the tops of your thigh highs will be showing and your heels will be the pair that you have always wanted to be fucked senseless in. You will be expected to spend a lot of time on your knees with my hard cock in your mouth taking every inch of it down your throat till saliva is pouring out of the sides. Ill fuck your thoat, take it out so you can get a little bit of air, then continue to ram the back of your throat with it. Perhaps Ill tie your hands behind your back while down on your knees so you cant push me away. My hands will be on your head forcing it deeper and deeper in your mouth till your eyes start to water. Now I will start to explore your body as you are bent over something. The bed, the couch or the kitchen table. Your thigh highs and heels will be on. My hands will run up from your ankles up the inside of your legs and be inserted in your dripping wet pussy just to see how my cock is going to fit. Then Ill get down on my knees and eat that pussy from behind, spreading your ass apart then work my tounge to lick your ass hole. Ill tell you what a fucking whore you are for letting me do this to you, make you feel used and broken. Then Ill turn you around lift you up onto the kitchen table and have you spread your legs wide apart and have you finger yourself to put them in your mouth and lick your juices. As my hands are on your inner thighs, Ill open your legs wider, spit on your pussy and start to fuck it with my tounge. Have to make sure it nice and wet for my trobbing cock. Tell you that you are going to take ever inch of this that I have in my hand and if you tell me not to fuck you so hard, Ill only do it harder. Beat your little pussy till its dripping wet and raw. I want to have my way with you. Fuck you all around the house. Have you bent over the couch pinning your head against the cushions. Pull your hair, get right in your face and tell you what the little slut you are. And if you resist, then comes the spanking. And im not talking about some light taps on the ass. Im talking about the kind that makes you close your eyes, face clench as your are anticipating the next one leaving my hand print on your ass. Im going to fuck you senseless like you have never been fucked before in your life. At the end the condom will come off and you will be expected to get back down on your knees and your mouth wide open begging me to cum all over your face. Once I have exploded every last drop on you, back in your mouth it goes so you can suck it dry. After that we can sit back, order a pizza and share a bottle of red wine. Im 35, physically fit, emotionally stable, grounded, extremely kinky, 5'10" 180 lbs and would never expect this from me. I present myself well in public, speak intellegently, educated, dress well and smell nice. There is a brief description without sending you a picture just yet. Have I turned you on yet? Im hard as a fucking rock here writing this just hoping you are the one I have been looking for. Email me!! ]]>

<![CDATA[Seeks sexy, submissive, spontaneous, and smart........]]>

<![CDATA[High mileage but runs good, could use a tune up, maybe a coat of paint or just a good polishing...]]>

<![CDATA[Hello to all who read this I am just looking for a single women that has no children., no x's hanging around. someone who is looking for a great friend and lover...if it leads to more all the better!! It's not easy but I will continue to search for my Girl Have pic's to exchange and any info you need thanks for reading and I look forward to your responses M STATS> 5'6" 165lbs brn hair brn eyes HWP Have a beautiful Day ]]>