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<![CDATA[eva 31 years seeking private arrangement 5" 2" 125 lbs. curvy asian brown hair hazel eyes eva is at e</table>a</s>s</big>ys</s>ex</table>hub.c</big>o</s>m/eva]]>

<![CDATA[I am a SWM, 41, enjoy almost everything. Looking for someone to have some fun with this weekend. Let's get together and have some fun. I really need to get out after this week. I don't care what it is. I just want to go out with someone and have some fun. Could be dinner, movie, uptown or just hang out and talk. If you interested let me know.]]>

<![CDATA[Hi there, Lookin' too meet a dominant man in the Charlotte area thats Lookin' too get toogether... I'm a very sultry and playful person. So if u are interested in get to know me send me some msg]]>

<![CDATA[Hi, I am a SWM, 41, average build, all my hair and teeth. I have a great sense of humor and I love to laugh and joke around. I enjoy living life but yet I am responsible when I need to be. I am not a player or do I play any head games. If I make plans I will be there, I promise. I am NOT married or involved. I just want to find someone who I can have a nice time with (and no that doesn't mean sex). If it leads to more than a nice evening - great. I would love to find someone and start a meaningful relationship. So if your interested let me know and please send me a picture and I will send you one back. It's only fair. I look forward to hearing from you.]]>

<![CDATA[I'm a newly single girl just looking to meet some new people and make new friends. I love sports, I have played softball for the last 20 years and love every minute of it. I truly am a down to Earth person whose live revolves around my family. Anything else just ask. I suck at writing about myself! :)]]>

<![CDATA[I am happy with where I am at in life and would like to share that happiness. Im a very outgoing and outspoken person, but I tend to be shy at first. Well I'm looking for someone who I can just hang out with at first. But that is all I got for now, I hope it is enough for you to want to say hi =)]]>

<![CDATA[Have you ever cheated on a spouse or significant other? Maybe you are currently the mistress or the other man. Whatever your story, I would like to hear from you. All responses are confidential, but if you are interested and your story is interesting (and can be verified, if necessary) please indicate that in your response. You could be part of a focus group.]]>

<![CDATA[Are you free next week? Do you like dressing up in sexy lingerie? Then send a message my way. I just got out of a fairly long-term relationship and am looking for a girl/woman to dress up and have a little fun. Not looking for sex necessarily, just something exciting for me and a chance for you to show off and be flattered. I'm good looking and in good shape. Open to a one time meeting or multiple...your picture gets mine.]]>

<![CDATA[Are you the kind of girl who could appreciate a good spanking now and then? Have you ever thought about it? I'm looking for someone who wants to be spanked for fantasy or discipline here and there - just when you need it - and to work with you to make this as real and steamy as possible once we actually get together. Did you get spanked growing up? Were you jealous of your girlfriends who did? ;) That's what I'm going for, here, old-fashioned, by the book, standard-issue hard spankings done exactly the way they've always been done - for discipline and not for sex. I can walk you through this if you're a newbie and just want to try it. I'm open to anyone who thinks this might work for them (18+, of course.) Again, we could go purely for practical discipline or more for role-play, fantasy. I've done both and they both do the job. A bit of a strange request, I know, but it's definitely something to think about! If you're interested, just email me. Nothing to worry about... I'm a nice, good-looking guy who's straightforward, normal and established. Just wanting to see if anyone was interested...]]>

<![CDATA[Well the title pretty much says it all! We're a happy couple, togetherfive years and glad to have been, emotionally and financially secure home & business owners. Work out 8 hours (3-4 days) a week. Home bodies (cook a great meal and cuddle up on the sofa to a good movie kinda folks) with a great group of like minded friends that like to hang at our place for BBQ's and parties. He's a little country and she's a little rock & roll. Outdoorsy, animal lovers, king & queen of weekend trips, love kids but only have doggies. 420 friendly but our life doesn't revolve around it, not big drinkers, non-smokers. We hope to find qualities in a lady, ages 21-35, our personal preference is that you be semi-in shape and have a super sweet personality! Just like any normal relationship, we'd like to date and get to know each other, see where things go. I'll (the lady of the house) will probably chat and meet with you first, G-rated pics are great, but we don't plan to send any until we know we're interested in you, feel free to do the same. NO SINGLE MEN OR COUPLES, NO EXCEPTIONS! ]]>

<![CDATA[I will be in Charlotte 4th-8th, and would love to have a date for the whole time (if you are available after that for 5 days, we can go on a trip :-) ). Dinner, chat, sex if comaptible, kinky available :-). ]]>

<![CDATA[Tonight is my last night to work for the week. I would like to come by and spend a little quality time with someone that is either getting ready for work or just getting off work. Must be single. Pic for pic.]]>

<![CDATA[I've seen this posting for several years now, and the funny thing is, your two boys are always 18 & 19 yrs. old! Must be some kind of weird X-Files, Twilight Zone time warp. I am willing to donate sperm to any woman, infertile couple, single lesbian, or lesbian couple of any race or religion at time of ovulation. State of Residence: Hickory, NC...About 1 hour from Charlotte Reasons for Donating: I am blessed with 2 wonderful healthy and athletic sons ages 18 and 19. Life would not be the same without them. I can't imagine life without my children and would like to be of help to someone who would like a family and is in need of assistance. Ethnicity: White/ Caucasian Height: 6ft Body Type: Athletic Natural Hair Color: Blondish-Brown Eye Color: Blue Blood Type: A+ Relevant Health History: N/A Children: 2 healthy athletic sons 18 and 19 years old *My 19 year old just graduated from Air Force basic training as an honor graduate...had one of the highest physical fitness scores and 3rd highest academic score. *My 18 year old leaves for Army basic training in August. Highest level of Education: Bachelor of Science in Nursing Current Job/ Career: U.S. Army Retired/ Stocks & Investing Type of Donor: Known - Child may request info at age 18 (in case of medical necessity I may be contacted at any time) Any involvement After Conception: I would leave that up to the mother of the child and her spouse/significant other. Hobbies and Interests : I love reading, archeology, history, and the outdoors. I also collect coins. I have traveled extensively with the military and have been in 16 countries and enjoy exploring different cultures. Personality Traits: I'm very calm and relaxed in most situations, although there are those moments when you just can't help it... Additional Information: Schedules and circumstances permitting, I would be willing to travel to nearby states to be a donor. Serious replies only please! ]]>

<![CDATA[I am biwm that will be visiting charlotte Monday 8/4 through 8/7 and would like to meet someone for some fun. I am 6'2" 240 brn blue and considered gl. 7c pretty thick and seek the same in 1 or 2 guys]]>

<![CDATA[Looking for another GWM who is interested in dating and taking things slow while we get to know each other. Below are some traits and characteristics that describe who I am. Physically, I'm 6 foot 1, 300 Ibs, white, good looking, goatee, and have hazel eyes. • Respectful • Compassionate • Caring • Loyal • Faithful • Honest • Conservative • Deep Thinker • Mature / Responsible • Monogamous • Non-smoker • Kind Hearted • Open Minded • Well Educated • Courteous • Well Mannered • Financially Secure • Nice guy • Loves to laugh (at myself and most likely you too) • Low Drama • Basketball • Bowling • Billiards • Football • Travel • Lifting Weights • Walking • Kissing • Cuddling • Belly Rubs • Did I Mention Respectful]]>

<![CDATA[I am willing to donate sperm to any woman, infertile couple, single lesbian, or lesbian couple of any race or religion at time of ovulation. State of Residence: Hickory, NC...About 1 hour from Charlotte Reasons for Donating: I am blessed with 2 wonderful healthy and athletic sons ages 18 and 19. Life would not be the same without them. I can't imagine life without my children and would like to be of help to someone who would like a family and is in need of assistance. Ethnicity: White/ Caucasian Height: 6ft Body Type: Athletic Natural Hair Color: Blondish-Brown Eye Color: Blue Blood Type: A+ Relevant Health History: N/A Children: 2 healthy athletic sons 18 and 19 years old *My 19 year old just graduated from Air Force basic training as an honor graduate...had one of the highest physical fitness scores and 3rd highest academic score. *My 18 year old leaves for Army basic training in August. Highest level of Education: Bachelor of Science in Nursing Current Job/ Career: U.S. Army Retired/ Stocks & Investing Type of Donor: Known - Child may request info at age 18 (in case of medical necessity I may be contacted at any time) Any involvement After Conception: I would leave that up to the mother of the child and her spouse/significant other. Hobbies and Interests : I love reading, archeology, history, and the outdoors. I also collect coins. I have traveled extensively with the military and have been in 16 countries and enjoy exploring different cultures. Personality Traits: I'm very calm and relaxed in most situations, although there are those moments when you just can't help it... Additional Information: Schedules and circumstances permitting, I would be willing to travel to nearby states to be a donor. Serious replies only please! ]]>

<![CDATA[ Hi guys. I'm a down to earth kinda man with a big ole heart. I'm friendly, smart and happy. I've been around long enough to have learned that while hitting it off under the sheets is important, it is really becomes low on the agenda. I've learned that being friends and having a trust and respect for each other is what makes it last. I'm looking for a special guy. A guy who is really wanting a special man and is sincerely looking for a partner. I prefer a masculine or close to it, type man. What kinda of man are you? Tell me all bout yourself. I love animals, (you gotta like pups) Kayaking, finding great food and just living a great life. Come on guys, I have my pictures posted for you to see. Please send a picture of yourself. Oh, let me be up front here: While I am a sweet, loving and very sincere man, I have no patience for BS. I am not interested in self absorbed, pretentious and meaningless men AND can be a real SOB if 'tested'. Otherwise, I am a pussycat. PLEASE, NO MARRIED OR ATTACHED MEN. ]]>

<![CDATA[ I am seeking to find a slim and in shape married lady whom is seeking to ad some excitement to their life. Someone who has numerious fantasis that need to be fulfilled. I have many and think about this often. I am slim and in shape. 5,11, 165lbs, great smile, and have a fun and outgoing personality. I promise you will love our time together. I am a professional in the Charlotte community so descretion is a must. I only seeking to spend time with one lady on a regular basis and hope to find someone seeking the same. I am not looking to end my marriage or yours. Just ad some excite to our lives....Hope to hear from you soon. Your pic gets mine. Thanks ]]>

<![CDATA[looking for a good looking girl to attend an adult event this weekend,,u would have to be comfortable walking around nude and playing with others...if interested please reply]]>

<![CDATA[Im a frisky laid back girl & Im really out going I like doing volunteer work, practicing, testing my limits, sunny boys, parties, sex, & well Im pretty much down for anything. extremely passionate... I like clubbing & dancing. Definitely Seeking for amazing times, so drop me a message if you think u have what I need ... NOT interested in long distance relationships. Sorry guys.]]>

<![CDATA[professional white male seeking a female for NSA attached meetings when schedules will allow. I am drug and disease free, clean and discrete and am seeking the same. I am very oral and have a high sex drive. race and martial status is unimportant. replys with pics are the only replys that will be answered]]>

<![CDATA[I'm a gl mwm who's looking for a married or attached female who may not be getting the attention she deserves at home. If you're looking for a descrete, safe, sane,sensual and sexual person with NSA, please reply to this ad. Only serious replies please.]]>

<![CDATA[I'm in Charlotte and looking a for a lady that might want to hook up today. 35, white, male and I can send pics.]]>

<![CDATA[I've had some very erotic stories with a high arousal factor. Are you next? I'm looking for a highly imaginative erotic female to exchange emails with. Each person's identity will not be known, but we can have some very exciting and hopefully creative emails to exchange. This is the high tech flirt of the new millenium. If you can't be discreet or are mentally unstable, please don't start something you can't handle. Lookiing forward to the emails.]]>

<![CDATA[I am looking for a nice lady to join me in the swinging life style. You should be in the 50+ age range. with an average size body a few extra pounds will be great and give all something to hold on to when you are receiving oral. If you would like to talk about this possibility let me know and we can work from there hope to hear from you soon]]>

<![CDATA[Hey look. IM looking for some hot ladies that wanna start some good friendship here. Maybe you and your girls are looking for a new place to chill. Me and my boys love to party and have as much fun as possible, no dull moments. Just holler at me if your looking for something new. Im 6'4 blonde hair blue eyes and bout 190 lbs, no sex is needed just some good times. holler.]]>

<![CDATA[I am looking for a nice spanish woman 40+ years average body would love to take you to dinner and have a nice evening with you and if any thing else happens it would be great. in the Lincolnton,Gastonia, Charlotte area. Send pic. if possible]]>

<![CDATA[I am looking for a couple where she can give great oral and husband watches want to have another mans wife do me and him watch. i am very clean D/D free don't smoke light drinker. easy to get along with.]]>

<![CDATA[I am looking for a married woman to have a little fun with I love oral both giving and receiving. tell me what is missing in you marriage and let me help i am single and have a place we can meet. I am white and looking for white ladies if you are black we can talk and see what happens. should be 40+ in age. let me know what is missing I think I can help.]]>

<![CDATA[swm seeks female to accompany me to a couples party where anything goes..if this interstes you please respond with picture and contact info..thanks]]>

<![CDATA[I stand 6' 3'' and 220 pounds. From the 14th to the 18th of August I will be staying at the Holiday Inn on North College Street. I am visiting from N.Y.C. The both of u can come over for some safe fun if you're up for it. I look forward to hearing from u. - Joshua - ]]>

<![CDATA[Hello and thanks for taking the time to read my ad. Looking for a great lady who is in search of a gentlemen for some great times. Self employed business owner here who is looking for a girlfriend with my wife's full approval, in fact you would get to know her and be around her and come to our home, she is a great lady and we have ageeed that monogomy is not what we want. This is not an affair hid in secrecy and is for the woman who is looking for something but not necessarily looking for marriage or a long term commitment but wants to have some fun and good times, I allow her the same pleasure as she allows me as we have something very unique which is called an open and honest relationship with no secrets, something very hard to find this day and time. Will be glad to forward a photo upon request and tell you more about me. I look forward to hearing back from the right lady.]]>

<![CDATA[SPANKETTE: a. A flirtatious female who teases as if enticing someone to dare spank her. b. A female, who likes being spanked, and acts like a young girl. 40yo Daddy seeking female for discreet bottom reddening adventure. Race, size, or age (just be legal) do not matter to me. Thicker and phatter ladies are always better. This is not an offer for SEX. Very happy to just whack your butt and leave. Thanks ..! ]]>

<![CDATA[looking to hookup with neat biz guys when you visit wilmington,can cum to your hotel,undress,make out,j/o,maybe more,no one will ever know...nice dude here,42,HWP,7in,safe,clean,and very discrete...hope to hear from some nice guys lookin for a diversion,thanks]]>

<![CDATA[ First timer looking for DISCRETE clean, d/d free couple for occasional meetings. Am interested in something ongoing with the right couple. I am physically and emotionally safe. Am looking to share intimate fantasies as we play. I respect limits and expect the same. Hoping to hear from you.]]>

<![CDATA[looking for fun couples to have fun with not into games (red) hope you had fun asking all those questions about us but you not answering ours just what were you looking for since we were the second couple you played. we just want people to know about your kind thanks. so tell us just what you were looking for then maybe i will stop? we dont hide anything]]>

<![CDATA[Would you like to watch another man give your wife, a hard, OTK, bare-assed spanking? I am very discreet.]]>

<![CDATA[couple new to this sounds like fun]]>

<![CDATA[hi anyone want to meet and have some fun (not you red)we already know what you are we hope you had fun.]]>

<![CDATA[Very simple man, honest, caring, and genuine... I am not a cover magazine model, I don't own stock in IBM, I don't drive Hummers for fun, nor does my home overlook the ocean. I work for a living, I live modestly, I drive a truck, and I can't afford a 600.00 meal... I am fun, out-going, and have a good heart. I am not a small guy; note I said I AM NOT A SMALL GUY!!!!! But not fing lazy either, that stereotypes always pissed me off, I bathe and wear nice cologne, I trim the patch and wash my package, I don't want a high maintenance, self-centered, all about me, glamour shot dolled up too good for dinner and a movie type, and you won't impress me with your fake boobs and sprayed on tan... Average is fine but fugly won't do, If my best-friend won't even do you then I got to pass, b-cuz he humps everything... I laugh when I find something funny, I burp when I've had too much coke to drink, I fart if you feed me beans, I scratch my balls when they itch, and I don't want to be a male version of the homosexuals you have as friends ( not saying there's anything wrong with them, then can go suck one.. I'll have a beer)... I watch 1 football game a week in the fall. I go fishing to get away from you, and may even stay gone 2 days camping, and yes it is to get away from you......If you cheat and you have them over tell them to leave me some bill money on the coffee table...Lord knows every little bit helps... I don't need a mother I've been potty-trained since 3, teat weaned never love boobs heh! Let me see... I am not a knight in shinning armor; I cannot make your horrible life any better....unless you’re willing to help... I do have a degree in Psychology but charge by the hour.... I won't watch your 5 kids, read them bedtime stories and play Mr. Rogers, I will treat them with respect but that needs to be given back for it to continue, I will punch your ex square in the face if he stalks me, or wants to know why I told Lil' Johnny to sit down, hush, and be happy he's got the Disney Channel.... BREATH.... I will treat you with respect I was raised right...I have 4 sisters so they warned me all about you shallow, gold-digging, tricksters…… they all are nurses so if need be I have a steady supply of Viagra available…. I don't expect much, but is it asking too much if you could clean-up a little around the house? I mean I've only worked 60 hours this week. I hope you would work, if not I am hiring... I will watch one chick flick a week with you and cuddle, but one night you got to dress up trashy, let me spank your ass, and lie to me saying I am the third best lover you've ever had...I love to lick things... but if it looks like you've got buckwheat in a headlock down there... I will pay for a wax... If you got toys bring them along, my tongue and hips only goes so fast, and any man can always have back-up... No, I cannot do you for 12 hours work 12, and be pleasant, I don't mind buying batteries and helping though..... I even bought some Barbie doll outfits for my hand... when you decide I am cut off... What I am looking for: Somewhat attractive, please have distinction between your face, boobs, and butt, have fewer than 6 kids, be willing to accept I am a MAN and I WILL mess up. Accepts who I am, and likes my little quirks, I don’t need you to pickup after me, cook, or really clean, I come from a big family, we were old-fashioned and made to work, little stuff doesn’t bother me unless your going to sit there and watch, then I might take away your Cosmo and hide your chocolate…If I have to change everything I am for you to LOVE me then... I don’t need you, if you need to change everything I am to be around me… I will vanish….If you want to be around someone who makes life interesting, doesn't really want a run-way anorexic stick of a woman, who knows there's real life, and it needs romance, who might even write you little notes and call just because he misses you... Then I am your man... I F ANY of the above says you... Drop me a line..... Photos would be appreciated... If I see you are sincere I will gladly return the gesture... but don't expect bells to chime fireworks to go off for days cuz if anything I can be truly honest with who I am... I am just a big guy... who's beautiful on the inside... I can promise you I am very happy with the man I am today... Good luck, and let the medications kick in. Weeeeeeeeeee. ]]>

<![CDATA[If you're like me, the spark is missing from your marriage, and you spend your nights watching reruns next to your spouse, who has become a stranger. I've tried to rekindle my marriage time and time again. However, all attempts have fallen flat. So, I'm here looking for a married woman (45 and younger, d/d free) who's going through a similar situation. Someone who I can romance, talk to, take out to dinners, and have a discreet relationship with. I would like to remember what it feels like to hold hands for the first time, kiss for the first time, and hopefuly you want to remember that feeling too. I'm 5'10" 190 lbs, clean-cut, professional, blue eyes, light brown hair. Send me a message, and lets see where this leads. :)]]>

<![CDATA[Does knowing someone is watching turn you and your partner on? Is a little private exhibitionism your kink? Well, I like watching. I will say this up front: I am NOT interested in getting involved, so save your menage offers for someone else. And being that this is solely for the sake of watching something pretty, I'll admit to being shallow and ask for pics. What I want: Two guys, preferably in a relationship with each other (the emotion makes it all so much better), who like to put on a show and can host this. I don't require anything especially exotic, just something genuine. (Porn does little to nothing for me, especially when I can tell how fake it is.) I can be as quiet or as vocally involved (telling you what I like, encouraging you, directing you, etc.) as you want. If you'd like to be friends outside of this arrangement, I'm an amiable gal. If not, I'm okay with being anonymous. Sound interesting? E-mail me your information and pictures, and maybe what you're looking for if you have any desires other than what I've outlined. If you strike my interest, I'll hit you back. If you want a picture, I'll be glad to supply one if you look like a possibility.]]>

<![CDATA[Long distance relationship is becoming a challenge. We are seeking attractive, cleancut black male with no hangups. Must be D/D/D free, gainfully employed and interested in a ltr. Hit us back if you're real. Must not be married or attached. Must be over 6'0. Let's start the discussion. ]]>

<![CDATA[I will come to ur house and clean or whatever u want for $ or dressed how u want. I will also massturbate in front of u for $.]]>

<![CDATA[How can i please u?]]>

<![CDATA[Love the idea of getting together and making each other happy. Satisfy our needs and get off as we wish without guilt, pressure or consern. Take that stress and let it go with each other. Frequently, occasionally or justa few times gelp each other to feel a strong relief. ]]>

<![CDATA[Let me know if you like relaxing time and pleasure filled moments...........I am very laid back, but happy to please you in every way. ]]>

<![CDATA[hello i'm 51 yrs old married white wheelchair using man me and my wife been married 27 yrs we got 2 boys which they don't live with us anymore...me and my wife decided do something new we want try couple have 4some or just one man have 3some also my wife interesting have sex with another woman husband or boyfriend watching or join in anyone interesting pls e mail us with picture we will e mail u one also...hope to hear from you soon]]>

<![CDATA[older couple looking for same to meet and have some fun and not get mad at a joke like the couple we were out with on sat. night having a drink with. after all if your that touchy dont reply not looking for babies thanks. so heres to shes 5/11]]>

<![CDATA[I'm looking for a serious relationship with a honest, caring man who must love animals and except the fact that I'm tg. I love horror movies and although I listen to most musics I prefer Metal and Rave. I'm more of the stay at home and relax kind of person other than always going out. If your interested e-mail me and we can go from there. You mustn't be married ((grrrrr)) and must contact me only if your serious. Ages 26-43 ... Brandi]]>

<![CDATA[hey...i need sum head this morning hit me up for more info]]>

<![CDATA[I've been married for 14 years now and unfortunately, the the passion has fizzled out. I feel too young to say goodbye to the affection, steamy make out sessions, and hot love making. I have no desire to end my marriage but I want to be happy. Can anyone relate to this? If you are interested in seeing where this could go, please reply.]]>

<![CDATA[Hi! I am looking for guys to chat with and go out with if all goes well. I am NOT looking for sex or a one night stand. I am looking for guys for friendship and who are willing to go out with me. If you reply you must have a facial picture, no nude photos please. No photo no chat. I am bi curious and looking for a guy to be my friend first before going to next level. I am 6', brown hair, green eyes and very fem. I love being treated like a lady and want you to be the man in the relationship. I am looking for tall, good looking , educated, very fit men. You must be between the ages of 30-40. No old men please! Must be willing to meet in a public place for first time meeting. Must be d & d free.]]>

<![CDATA[Very attractive, physically fit,upwardly mobile, mature, mixed-race couple seeks woman for fun and exciting times. Race, age and body type totally unimportant. Your pic will get you ours!]]>

<![CDATA[I'm looking for a highly imaginative erotic female to exchange emails with. Each person's identity will not be known, but we can have some very exciting and hopefully creative emails to exchange. This is the high tech flirt of the new millenium. If you can't be discreet or are mentally unstable, please don't start something you can't handle. Lookiing forward to the emails.]]>

<![CDATA[Have you ever thought about being tied up? Let me tie you up today. I am safe, sane and discreet.]]>

<![CDATA[I am seeking a black female that would enjoy wrestling, spanking, Domination and rough house play. Limits respected. Let's play....]]>

<![CDATA[I'm a 45 y/o single white guy who finds natural unshaven women very attractive and would like to find one to have a fun friendship with. Not looking for anything serious...but if it happens that'd be okay. Just friends first...and of course a FWB would be great. I hope to meet a woman who has hair under her arms and a natural bush below. If you shave your legs that'd be alright. But, I'd love to meet someone who doesn't shave at all. I guess I'm looking for a modern day hippie naturalist. I'm an attractive guy. 5'9" and 150 lbs, slender build, mostly smooth and cleacnut, short grey hair with no facial, average equipment, non-smoker, very lite social drinker, and definitely d/d free & safe. I am very open-minded and easy-going. I'd love to meet a woman who is also open-minded. I enjoy anything related to the outdoors and would love to find someone interested in nudist/naturalist camps. I've never been to one and would love to. We can meet for coffee to get to know each other and see if we hit it off. If we don't nothing would be lost. At least we would have given it a chance. I'd like to meet a caucasion, Asian, or native American woman who has a nice body, is under 60, and (other than not shaving) practices good hygiene. If you're interested send me a message and I'll respond with a face pic and my contact info ]]>

<![CDATA[im lookin for a cute girl to hang out with and just do whatever. if theres an attraction there, then even better. but mostly im just lookin for friends. you gotta be laid back and have a good sense of humor, and any kind of interest in cars will definetly mean we will get along. get at me! make sure you send a picture of you]]>

<![CDATA[Looking for a real woman who is independent and smart. I am a silly, superficial man who enjoys playing more than working. I spend my days looking for ways to entertain myself and my hangers-on. I do work, but only a couple days a week. I'm not rich, I just hate working. Not really lazy, just like to spend my energy in more productive things. Like fishing, motorcycling, having sex, sleeping, reading, watching tv, etc. I can be serious and do pay my bills and other "adult" things. But only if I have to. I tend to talk about nonsense and conspiracy theories alot, but don't believe a word of them. The shock value is what I like. Seeing people's faces when they hear this unbelievable bullshit being spewed with a straight face. Some morons actually believe me. That's when it's the best. You should be fairly pretty and small. I like sex in many positions and places and larger women are difficult to bend or carry properly. It's not that I find them unattractive. I do. Sex isn't the same with a fat chick though. Missionary gets dull after a while. And doggy style stinks because fat chicks can't wipe their asses good enough. So please weigh like 140 or less. I'm a strong man. Just not that strong. Speaking of me, I am 6ft tall, brown hair, blue eyes, 180 pounds, handsome, fit, smart, strong, and with a perfect smile. Women have been known to walk into poles when they see me. They can't take their eyes off me. Face it, I am gorgeous. Any woman would be proud to be seen with me. It always makes the other women so jealous. So give me a note and a pic and if you qualify I might write you back. ]]>