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<![CDATA[Easy-going guy just looking for new friends. If you want to know more, reply.]]>

<![CDATA[sure thing here, swm, 5-11, 175lbs, brown hair, green eyes, disease free semi cool guy here. i have the wine. pic of pic, no games. cheers]]>

<![CDATA[Have that discreet man you can meet up when you need a man's generousity. I'm just an email away.]]>

<![CDATA[hey there, Saturday night, plans fell through. I'd like to meet someone new, The whole relationship thing kinda sucks, I know... Plus, who has the time right now? However, we still have needs, pleasures, etc.. if any of this sounds good, just mail me back. Look forward to hearing from you, bye for now, M. P.S. although I'm not picky, pics DO tell 1000 words so please include one and I'll trade ]]>

<![CDATA[i think i smoke too much pot, i don't really want to stop but would like to slow down. So i was thinking that if I find myself some good company then this would be possible. Of course, the ideal situation would be if you would also want to smoke "recreational style", and focus on a good relationship instead. Very down to earth, chill, worry free type of approach, while sustaining current professional level. thanx for considering. Sincerely ]]>

<![CDATA[Now that I have your undivided attention I want to use my Svengoolie like powers to seduce you with my cit and wharm. Or is that wit and charm? I can't remember. White, Irish descent, reddish blond hair, 6 foot and a wee bit more, 210, not fugly, not Brad Pitt. Not adverse to using commas. Not of the Lord. I was hoping to meet an attractive pair of twins tonight for some hot sex. However, that seems unlikely and I probably couldn't handle them anyway so I would be happy with one attractive female and a few drinks. Maybe we will hit it off. Most likely we wouldn't because while you may be crazy enough to answer this you undoubtedly are sane enough to recognize a seriously demented potato when you meet one. I'm a bad Spud and I need punishment! I do have a pic, of me, and I can send it. I prefer not to post it here for some strange reason. Perhaps a lone remnant of sanity? Who knows what the Shadow knows?]]>

<![CDATA[It's a wonderful night and yet I find myself the victim of friends who flaked out on plans they spoke big about since last week, oh well... I figured since I'm not up to much and due to my work schedule the lack there of meeting anything other than the typical ditzy bar skank I would take my chances here. To be honest it's been a crappy week so I really don't expect much to come of this. About me: I'm 24 and recently out of long relationship that left me with a knife in the back. I'm glad to say the knife isn't there anymore but a scar is left as a reminder for the last three years. I am almost finished w/ my B.S and I work full time in sales. I'm focused, eager and I can't wait to finish up school so I can fully experience post college life. I have a pretty good head on my shoulders since I had to grow up at a young age. I like music, sports, books, and the outdoors. I'm pretty open-minded and I love to spend time w/ my closest friends causing the usual trouble we have been for the last 7 years or so. Looks wise I'll let you be the judge, I have pics which I don't mind sharing but I cannot post on here due to my job. I also have a strong sarcastic/goofy sense of humor. You: Open minded, cute, ambitious/focused, and most importantly a good heart. I'm tired of meeting fake people who in the end are so selfish they only care about themselves, it's disgusting. Looks wise I'm about 5'6 so please be around there or like guys who that height. I also tend to like girls w/ a little meat on their bones (the "thick" type). Don't take me as a perv by saying that. Please also be down to earth!! I won’t discriminate if you're tall or what not, just come original and be yourself. I'm open to meeting new people and talking on aim or yahoo and seeing where things go (if anywhere). Thanks for reading this far and sorry for making this a short story. **Brownie points will be awarded if you know what song the title came from. ]]>

<![CDATA[I'm a simple, down-to-earth, easy-going guy. The perfect date for me would be to hang out, watch a movie, order in and cuddle on the couch, and just talk about the most random of things. I'm fairly shy, but once I feel comfortable around someone, I open up and can be a real oddball/goofball. I like to make people laugh and smile. I like to be serious and have conversations that can last for hours about whatever. I don't do drugs, drink alcohol or smoke. But, I still know how to have fun. I'm a travel obsessed guy that's looking to find someone who feels just as strongly about travel, or at least knows their way around a map. I'm also passionate about the written word. I'm a writer myself, so I'm also looking for someone who loves to read books/poetry and maybe likes to write as well. I enjoy a lot of different things and willing to try something different. I like taking pictures and I'm slowly working on becoming an amature photographer of nature, buildings. Watching movies is another one of my escapes. I have a growing DVD collection that consists of comedy, drama, action/adventure, thrillers, chick flicks and documentaries. Listening to music that has a good beat. I enjoy a little bit of everything. I'm not here for a one night stand or anything like that. It's all hopelessly boring and depressing to fall into that sort of thing. I'm not really into that since I hold deep respect for the art of love/sex. My options are open for the most part. Whatever happens, happens. I am a very touchy-feely guy and I've been told I'm great with giving massages. Also, I enjoy good long cuddles. I feel that personality, attitude and intelligence is a lot sexier than looks. For me, it's not all about what's on the outside. Laugher, a gentle smile, intriquing thoughts of mind, and a warm and kind heart matters most to me. If you're interested, please, tell me about yourself. I'm looking forward to it.]]>

<![CDATA[I know it might sound weird but it really is just "part" of my truth....I'm a nice looking guy.....and I don't look 43......medium build but not fat and a great guy.... I'm attracted to all women but I've decided to ask for Asian women here....but that's not my fetish....I do know many and mostly of Chinese descent might understand the foot fetish...yes I love the female foot...... If you think you can maintain a quote "normal" relationship with a great guy but incorporate foot and other spoiling or pampering for you (in private)..hit me back... Prefer attractive, in shape, younger.....non-smoker, no drugs, safe, clean...conservative acting...normal, non-rebellious...HOWEVER, behind closed doors, I would worship you, your feet and more....you would be my owner.........think about it??]]>

<![CDATA[In a nutshell: I'm 26, live on the northside, have a good job and a crazy life. I'm educated AND intelligent, well spoken, and have a wicked good sense of humor. I read, I play music, and I travel. I'm a very dynamic person, I'm good looking...and modest too;) What kind of person am I looking for? I won't make a list of likes or dislikes for you to see if you'll fit. That's what first dates are for. But here is a quote that about sums up the type of people I am fortunate to have in my life: "...the only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars and in the middle you see the blue centerlight pop and everybody goes 'Awww!'" Anyways...I just got back from a great run, but have no plans tonight. I'd like to find someone who's in the same boat and would like to go grab a drink. Nothing crazy, no dancing, just something low key. So send me a picture or a link to your myspace page or something about yourself...and be free for a drink tonight!]]>

<![CDATA[So i know for a fact that girls are posting on here and getting a ton of responses, which that is awesome for them, but then you get a guy in my position, Im outgoing, fun loving, easy going, blah blah blah, basically all the things that basically all theses girls are looking for. For a guy like me i dont mind the chase or the experience of getting to know someone, cause thats how you make new friends, great friends and even that "One" you can spend the rest of your life with, regaurdless, heres my point after that rant. Whens the last time you took a chance on a guy, when a genuenly nice guy, who has all the qualities your looking for, but because its a bar, or his first line was him triping over his words or freezing up, cause you just had that cutness, or beauty that cause him to be a complete dork. Yeah guys are smooth and i have been accused of being that on a regular basis, but i'll leave this to you girls, when you meet that guy who stumbles a little when hes trying to make his first impression, take that as a huge compliment, and keep in mind that he probly has buddies watching him make a fool of himeself. Now i suppose after reading all that mess, if you got that far i'll describe myself, yeha no pic at first, i know lame, but hey, lets see how looking to meet and whos looking for meat... so im 25, white,(well im a mix, but its easier to say white) 6 ft tall brown hair and eyes, short hair by the way. Althletic build, was on the track team in college, and yes i am a college graduate.lol. have a job have great friends and have ambision to do more then just fit into the crowd, i want to lead the crowd. So if ater reading all that mess your interested in getting to know me, then send a pic and i'll send mine. and we can go from there.]]>

<![CDATA[just got in from a long week of work, i feel like kickin back, havin a few drinks, smoking cig...any sexy ladies between the age of 18 and 35 that would like to join me, let me know..send a picture please...would be nice if you were in the chicago ..i got some drinks ! about me...im good looking, italian /turkish mix, clean cut, funny, have my own place and car...any thing else you wanna know, feel free to ask... smoke and drink friendly a plus]]>

<![CDATA[Hey Just looking to go out tonight and have a few drinks (I'm buying.lol). If something clicks, maybe more. no expectations. I'm easygoing and have a fun personality. Good with holding conversations. 5'6, 27, athletic, east indian. Live in lakeivew.. let me know because this wine will put me to sleep pretty soon.. later -Vik. ]]>

<![CDATA[I don't see why it should be! I ( not unlike many men my age. ) am a divorced father. I have the three best kids ever... and I'm not just saying that! They bring me more happiness than anything I've ever known, and to put it simply... I live for them! Recently though I've been craving "adult" companionship. Although I don't think I'm asking for a lot, I'm having a somewhat difficult time finding people that share similar values. Considerate, family orientated, giving, sincere... a truely good hearted person. Is that a lot to ask for these days? I haven't been single for a long time... maybe I'm being unrealstic, I hope not! One more thing... I am looking for a relationship of sustenance. Ladies, I am NOT interested in filling a void your husband can't fill, so if your looking for a candid affair... search elsewhere! I'f your curious, drop me a line... I would like to hear from you, but please include a photo. You know what I look like... its only fair! ]]>

<![CDATA[if someone real actually exists on this. Please provide a real picture and something about yourself. I will write back something about myself in return.]]>

<![CDATA[Most men are polygamous; most marriages end in divorce. I vow to make mine work. Having one stable partner is the only "static" factor I am shooting for. Everything else is fluid, dynamic. Experience everything atleast once in life - that's been my motto - though there are still some taboos. Life has always been extra kind to me. And whenever I get too comfortable, I love to get out of my comfort zone to try something new. Last time around, I packed all my bags, gave up all I had, crossed the oceans and came all the way to this country without a penny in pocket - just for the experience of it. And I loved the struggle. In my quest for new experience, a girl from a different culture would be nice to be with. Be down-to-earth, nice to people, reasonably good looking, and not superficial. And don't be into drugs. Everything else goes :) ]]>

<![CDATA[here is what i'm looking for: someone who does not care about money that much but is still responsible with her's, someone who likes to do out door things, someone who is up for almost anything from camping to a night club to a regular bar, or even to staying home and watching a movie. Someone who is under 5'6" and is between 18-22 years old. If you meet these qualities then please ask me what you would like to know and lets go get a cup of coffee or something]]>

<![CDATA[Hey, Single Professional Black Male who is new to Chicago, but quickly falling in love with this great city. Previously I lived in Europe so I am well traveled and full of adventure. I am looking to meet a SWPF who loves all types of music, free for the Dave Matthews Concert next month, loves traveling, sporting events, and wants to be my partner in crime. Please send a photo and email and I will respond. I am easy on the eyes, don't worry :o)]]>

<![CDATA[Intelligent, professional, white, early 40s, attractive and outgoing male looking for an attractive female who wouldn't mind a mutually beneficial relationship. This guy has no interest in a serious relationship. Would rather take care of a fit, intelligent, younger, and interesting female. Please be serious if you respond. If you want, you can "make" some income this evening. ]]>

<![CDATA[I would love to check out Chicago. I came 2 years ago on business briefly, however would like to come for the weekend. If you wouldnt mind showing me around, I enjoy nightlife, movies, dining out, etc. Send me your pic and lets go from there. Cheers, Ben.]]>

<![CDATA[That I take Chicago by storm. Everything is on the upswing. I'm getting a good job. I'm going to go to every cultural event. I'm going to run a half-marathon. No hour will be wasted. By September, Chicago will know my fucking name. ]]>

<![CDATA[It is like the title says - I am hoping to find someone who wants to kiss, touch, and explore one another with - I think that sounds rather nice - do you? If so, I am hoping that I will hear from you soon. Chris]]>

<![CDATA[I worked too hard all week to just stay at home tonight, so I turn to CL in the hopes that another quality person just happens to be all dressed up with nowhere to go! Maybe a neighborhood joint in Wicker Park? No pressure, just some drinks and conversation, definitely some laughs and maybe we'll hit it off. Me; SWM, 5'11" 190 (in decent shape), dark hair / blue eyes, not too bad to look at (I've even attached a pic, but you knew that when you clicked in the ad!). I have a good job and a place of my own, a good head on my shoulders and a good attitude about stuff in general. I've never been married and have no kids, but I hope to one day, but if it doesn't happen well life is pretty fun anyway! As I said I can cook, I play the guitar horribly (just learning), go to see live music 2-3 times per month, like to play golf or go biking if I get the chance, get some good use out of my Netflix queue, am always reading something and I basically like to expand my horizons. As for you; fairly similar in character, happy in general (hey, we all have stress and baggage, it's just how you deal with it), cute, relatively fit (but I do like some curves), a "natural" beauty to you (not courtesy of an hours worth of prep), maybe you march to the beat of your own drummer, hopefully you can crack me up, maybe you can help me take some better pics (not that I don't like my bathroom mirror pic, I mean the shower curtain matched the paint job AND my eyes!). Basically a woman who has her act together and is fun to be around. If interested I'd love to hear from you, and please send a pic with your response, it's only fair! ]]>

<![CDATA[i am sick of being lonley and i think it is the time to move and find the right one. if you are interesting replay to me and we will see how this will happen ]]>

<![CDATA[Hey girls, how's it going? I just recently came back home from the lovely corn infested University of Illinois down in Champaign. I am hoping that this will be a summer to remember but alas its not looking to bright currently. Hopefully you can change that! Let me tell you a little bit about myself. I am 6'0" 190lbs, brown hair and blue/green eyes (and i dont mean teal or turquoise, i mean sometimes blue and sometimes green hehe). One of my favorite things in the world is making people laugh. Nothing warms my cold heart as much as turning someone's frown upside down. (please dont stop reading cause of the cliche! =P)I tend to be a sarcastic s.o.b. so if you get angry very easily i am not the guy for you. I've been told i am great at listening to people, offering help and advice, and being crazy. I love sports, movies, hanging with friends, frisbe, snowboarding, video games, and eating out (at restaurants u dirty person! ... well i guess the other kind too =P). Since i have work during the days and i volunteer with the chicago park district I am a late night animal; i like to stay up til 3 or 4 in the morning doing stuff with friends. I guess that is a good synopsis of the book that is my life, just remember that the actual book is much deeper and more entertaining than a crappy lil synopsis. I am not looking for anything with this other than a way to start a conversation, and if it blossoms into something greater then hell yea! Well now you know a little bit about me, sounds interesting? Well if you would like to learn more about this spectacular offer feel free to email me toll free, what have you got to lose? As usual, pic for pic, myspace for myspace, blah blah blah. Jakub PS: please be disease free, under 30 and a girl. no website links please Hope to hear from you soon!]]>

<![CDATA[Professionally employed single male seeking any Asian female for friendship, romance, love. ]]>

<![CDATA[I'm single and bored. I wish i could have worked this weekend to keep myself busy ; but unfortunately i dont have anything to do. So if you are interested in having a nice talk with me , that would be great! Let's see where it leads to! Well "I'm fun , easy going etc.... etc.. " this is what everyone claims to be. The only way to find out about someone is to talk to them. so if you want to find out about me ; just send me an email. ]]>

<![CDATA[Too tired to make it out tonight. Lookin to see if anyone wants to keep me company and spend the night. Im a real chill guy and im very down to earth. Very open to a good time. D an D free ]]>

<![CDATA[I live in the loop, and I am looking to meet someone tonight around downtown. Please email me if you are interested.]]>

<![CDATA[Looking for someone to talk too... Possibly be friends, maybe more, if things connect... But, right now friends would be a great start... I don't have the internet at home... So you can call/text me... My number is six,three,zero,three,six,three,nine,four,three,four Black Hair Brown Eyes 5'10" Althletic Build ]]>

<![CDATA[hi wanna chat on yahoo with webcams? i have one, and i only use it if you have one as well..i am 6'6 tall, blue eyes, brown hair. message me if your interested, and female: patrickoncam]]>

<![CDATA[Well if the answer is yes then we already have something in common. If your answer is no then I have another question for you. Do you wish you had one? If you answered yes thats good news cause we can take care of that. If you answered no then we probably wouldn't get along anyway. For the rest of you drop me a line of you want to grab a drink. Send a picture and I'll respond with one as well.]]>

<![CDATA[I'm a dirty punk (not really, i just need to do my laundry) The dwarves are the best band ever I'm bored i need me a valkyrie of a woman springs here hibernation ends need to get out and go]]>

<![CDATA[If you are going to respond I'd like for you to perform a simple exercise for me. Start your message with the next line from the song referenced in the title. I won't hold it against you if you have to use Google. Yesterday I returned home from St. Louis where I saw Radiohead. Music is important to me. My tastes are extremely eclectic, but much of my collection is "indie" rock. I wouldn't have to be dragged to the opera or a symphony orchestra performance. If your tastes focus on pop music we will not get along. I also enjoy movies a great deal. Wes Anderson, Charlie Kaufman and the Coen Brothers are some of my favorite directors. Michael Bay should be banned from torturing us further. Another of my passions is nature and animals. I have two cats (don't be allergic), but I love dogs as well. I'd like to visit Starved Rock and the Chicago Botanic Garden several times this summer. Food. I like it. My interests include cooking it, eating it, reading and learning about it and growing it. I'm watching Rick Bayless on Mexico - One Plate at a Time at the moment. I have a driver's license, but I do not own a car at the moment. This is by choice. The CTA and I-Go get me around just fine, but eventually I'll get a car again to better facilitate road trips. I am 5'11" and overweight. I keep a shortly-trimmed beard. I do not expect you to be athletic, but I do enjoy hiking and I do a lot of walking. Please include a photo with your response and I'll respond with one of my own. Please be opinionated and passionate about something. Please share my interests in music, movies, nature and food. Please have decent writing skills.]]>

<![CDATA[Well its been a long draining week for me emotionally. It'd be nice to find someone to chat with and keep my mind off things. My kitten has been sick over the last several weeks and despite the valiant efforts of the vet, he finally passed on Wednesday morning. He was just 13 months old. I'm 25 and live in Lakeview. I work downtown. I love baseball and rock music. I have another kitten, and she's been keeping me company. I'm originally from Michigan and have been here a little over a year now. I'd like to find someone near my age to chat with. A picture would be nice so I know who I'm talking to. I have plenty to share myself.]]>

<![CDATA[Any women out there that would enjoy a first date scenario in which we enjoy a bottle of wine and a nice soak in a bubble bath? 30, handsome, intelligent, single, fun and adventurous drama free open minded guy just looking to mix it up a bit. I am VERY serious and would love to meet tonight if you have the sense of adventure I am seeking ;) If you want to wear your swim suit that's ok ;)...]]>

<![CDATA[Have to be here tonight. Would be nice to chat (Yahoo Messenger only) with horny, uninhibited hottie. ]]>

<![CDATA[I am in a passionless marriage. I want to up front about that. but maybe we can help each other i am looking for that little extra spark. someone to have good conversations with, flirt with and laugh with. if you are interested, please let me know about me: i am a good looking, well educated white male. i am easy to talk to and fun to be with. i like to flirt but i am always respectful. i have tons of interests (travel, sports, dining out, politics and spirituality). and i am in-shape and have a pic]]>

<![CDATA[I've read through some of the W4M ads and, after sorting through all the fake postings, can kind of understand the dilemma that some of the women have. I say some because its few and far between that a woman is looking for something other than an Adonis with a million dollar yacht. Seriously, its as if the vast majority of women is a gold digger looking for a model. Of course, they have to be extraordinarily charming, intelligent, considerate, etc. Let's get realistic here. NO ONE, and I mean NO ONE, is like that all of the time! So I say, here I am. I'm a little rough around the edges. So, here it is. I'm a suburban firefighter. I love my job but won't be sailing around the world in a yacht. I'm 5'6" and in reasonably good shape, but no Adonis. I work hard and earn a living, its not handed to me. I'm generally a happy guy, but I have off days just like anyone else. I don't want to rush off to the altar right away. I want to get to know someone and fall in love. There is a difference between a gentle touch and a lover's caress. So basically, what I'm looking for is a shorter petite girl. Someone that's not afraid to speak her mind or go out into the world and see what's happening. I don't want someone that's going to pretend to be something she's not or is going to sit at home night after night and let life pass her by. A conversation, just like a relationship, is two way. So come join me in reality and lets have some fun. Please include a pic or myspace. I won't say I won't reply without one, but it helps to weed out the spam and fake replies. Thanks and best of luck to everyone. Todd]]>

<![CDATA[6'2'', 200lbs, brown hair, green eyes, intelligent, caring Caucasian male with a good sense of humor. No need to rush into anything, I just want to meet a nice Greek girl and whatever happens will happen. Would love to hear from you.]]>

<![CDATA[Tall, healthy, good looking white male, intelligent, humorous, strong, dominant, very knowledgeable about pregnancy, breastfeeding, child-rearing and education. Seeking a submissive, nature-loving woman who wants a family.]]>

<![CDATA[A good opportunity here if you're a cute, fit brunette who's clean, cheerful and submissive. I'm smart, good looking, over six feet, 195 lbs., good company, great sense of humor, sexy voice (I'm told) and very giving in the bedroom. If you have even a slight interest, why not drop me an e-mail? It's not a commitment, just an exploration. Let's connect]]>

<![CDATA[Hello there, I'm a 26 year old male from the northern suburbs. I'm currently attending college for another year or so in the city, and commute there and back five days a week. I'm looking for an attractive girl, my age or younger. I have a six year old daughter who doesn't live with me, but whom I see every other weekend, so if you don't like kids, or some day want kids, move along. I'm not overly picky, just looking for a girl who wants to settle down and doesn't need to hit the bars every night to have fun. I like sports, concerts, politics, history, good music, primarily classic rock, but basically anything thats older. I don't care much for today's music. I'm a social smoker and drinker, and I'm 420 friendly. I mention it only because some girls have a huge issue with that, though I'm not sure why. I don't need you to tell me your life story, just include a pic and some basic information and if I'm interested I'll be in touch. I consider myself to be a catch, and would expect the same of you. That's a gentle way of saying please be attractive. P.S. PLEASE INCLUDE A PIC, not any kind of link to myspace or anything. Thanks. -Drew]]>

<![CDATA[Tall, attractive, healthy Caucasian male is seeking a Persian female for a possible relationship. If you are interested, I would enjoy hearing from you. Have a great weekend. ]]>

<![CDATA[Any hot ladies here with great tits & ass?]]>

<![CDATA[If you are a healthy, attractive female who is capable of a committed and loving relationship to more than one person at a time, I would like to hear from you. I am a non-monogamous male who seeks a committed relationship with multiple 'wives'. Of course, this openness also would extend to your own needs as well, should you require more than one 'husband'. Serious responses only please.]]>

<![CDATA[Hello, I just thought I would post to see who’s out there. Describing myself is kind of hard but I am a 20-year-old college student living in Chicago. My hobbies include reading, movies, and music (mostly punk but not limited to the genre). Qualities in a girl that are a must: -Artistic in some way shape or form -GREAT sense of humor -Fun and easy-going If you are interested in chatting it up and hanging out, send a message my way.]]>

<![CDATA[Looking for a good looking Latina with a good personality and who eventually wants some kids. I'm 6'2'', 200lbs, brown hair, green eyed, Caucasian, healthy, good looking, intelligent, creative, good sense of humor...likes to enjoy life.]]>

<![CDATA[I would like a healthy, attractive, fit woman who wants a long-term relationship, but is not insistent on living together. I do enjoy having my own space and life outside of a relationship. Some women can handle this, and some can't. We both need to be free to enjoy other relationships if we want or need them. I'm not into jealousy and possessiveness and think it's childish. I'm very intelligent and have a great sense of humor, but I've never had much interest in a lot of what American culture dictates that I be interested in. I lead a very simple life and I like things that way. I have varied interests like travel, nature, science and technology, home schooling, goddess mythology, starting an online business, mentoring / giving (wanted) advice, music, the occasional good movie, foreign cuisine, biking, swimming, walking along the lake where I live, enjoying my neighborhood, taking in a cubs game at wrigley, dancing once in a while, exploring and enjoying my sexual nature, learning about other cultures, and contemplating the future of humanity to name a few. I think I'm a pretty interesting guy who generally avoids, flaky and shallow people. I dream of having a big family one day with a variety of women. I guess I just don't care for a 'conventional' marriage with one woman. At least I'm honest about it. I'm not really certain of the best way to meet women who are a good fit for me...there are so many options out there...it's hard to know where to look first. Well, hope you enjoyed my post. Write me back only if you think you could be a really good fit for me. I know some people just respond to posts out of boredom, curiosity or just wanting a pic or something like that. No one wants their time wasted, so if you are bored, maybe go read a book. ;)]]>

<![CDATA[I like the exotic beauty and unique perspective of women are were born and raised in other cultures. If that's you, send me an e-mail with a pic and some words about yourself. Who knows, if we 'click' there could be a great relationship for both of us. ]]>

<![CDATA[me gustaria conoser a una dama colombiana para pasar momentos agradables escribeme y hagamos planes para este fin de semana, quisas tomar un trago o slir a comer ]]>

<![CDATA[*** Please don't flag, because I will just repost. If you are a woman who enjoys being treated like a little girl and wants a father figure she can call her own and be treated accordingly, I would like to hear from you. Please be specific about what you want and need and what you want to give back to this kind of relationship. I am experienced with these kind of relationship and it's the only one that satisfies. If you are only responding because you are merely curious, but have no real interest, do not waste my time. I don't want to hear from you. But if you are sincere...and need this in your life, I DO want to hear from you.]]>

<![CDATA[I'm 6'2'', 200lbs, brown hair green eyes, deep, sexy voice, intelligent, creative, spiritual. Looking for a black female who enjoys letting a man be in charge of things. It's okay if you are a single Mom and I would eventually like having a child with the right girl, so you should be open to that too. Write back if you're for real and ready to explore things.]]>

<![CDATA[So, it is fucking fantastic outside. Has me too stir crazy to stay in, but I am not one for going out to a bar by myself, and don't know many people in the city(just moved here) I am a goofball and general nerd. I think nerdy things are fantastic, and nerdy girls are even more fantastic. Zombies are my heroes! I have an over the top ridiculous sense of humor and am a born entertainer dying for the opportunity to make you laugh! I am too shy to walk up and ask a girl out, but I get over that quick once I meet someone. Looking for a cute girl (20+, if you are 17, don't even bother to waste our time) to spend an evening with, doing whatever. I would hope you have a soul and some sort of personality. Also, I am just not attracted to girls bigger than me, I know it is a touchy subject. I am not entirely sure why I put it because it is generally disregarded... that being said. I am not super skinny. A girl with a little pudge is cute:) i.e. smaller build but not skinny, but skinny is a-ok as well. I dunno, I guess I just like to be the bigger of the two so you can cuddle up to me, and I am still a firm believer in chivalry, so being the larger of the two gives me a deep down sense of being able to take care of someone I like... it is hard to describe. Though the though of knowing a girl could kick my ass is pretty enticing as well;) It would be great if you wanted to go out and adventure, enjoy the weather, goof off by the lake, or I could be convinced to just cuddle up and waste and evening tonight or tomorrow night. Though it seems like such a shame to waste a beautiful night. I miss just having someone to spend an evening with, you know? If you meet me, and I am not your cup of tea, leave, it won't hurt my feelings, honest. There is nothing more akward than wondering if someone is just suffering through to be polite. I have put up a much less than flattering picture first taken last weekend, as well as a few other pictures of me, and I of course have more to send. Also, more about my personality and what not! I would hope that you reply with pictures, in particular ones that show all of you. i.e. I don't want 23487 pictures of your face, and I don't want a bunch of pictures of just your boobs. Just accurate representations of you. I don't fucking understand why people take and send misleading pictures. It is not like I won't notice you don't look the same. It is not like you wouldn't notice that I look different. That is why I put up pictures of my body so you aren't surprised. I don't put up the most flattering pictures I have, because its not like you won't notice! I just really hate to spend the evening alone, but it is not like it would break my heart, I am capable of killing a weekend. ;) Hit me back.]]>

<![CDATA[Hey . . . 18 year old single white male here in search of a girl who loves rock and roll and unpretentiousness. I'm shy and I'm not afraid to tell everyone (anonymously, of course), and I'm actually more of a romantic than anyone knows. Maybe you'll find out. Art is what keeps me going in life, especially music. Your picture gets mine . . . but I'm looking for a good reply more than anything. I may be found at the the fine university in Hyde Park but I'm not bookish and I can never be found at the library (though I do appreciate good literature). I am not a cynic but I can take a heavy dose of sarcasm and live. Definite +: you play an instrument, you sing, you dance, you act, you like coffee, you like to lay in the grass and do nothing, you're passionate about something. You like to rawk, with an _aw_. You keep an open mind. You like life and laughter.]]>

<![CDATA[Hi, Do you know what you want in life, and part of that is a relationship? Are you ready to share your life with a great man who will keep you on your toes and treat you well? Guess what? You have found him. I am a swm 36 tall, dark, and handsome. I like to do many things from reading to getting in the car and going for a drive to being with family and learning new things. I also volunteer for an animal shelter. Many women have described me as a total catch(come find out for yourself). I exercise regularly and eat right and am health conscious, however, I am very easy going and have a fun outgoing smart ass personality. My heart is huge and I am non judgemental. What I am looking for is a woman who knows what she wants, and wants a relationship. You also take care of yourself, have no kids, and are mentally stable. Thats all I ask, simple huh... If any of this sounds interesting, email me back and we can get to know each other and see where this leads... ]]>

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<![CDATA[okay, easy going sure thing here. fun, safe, disease free, 5-11, brown hair, green eyes, 5-11, 175lbs. pic for pic. dont wait. cheers,420 friendly]]>

<![CDATA[With summer on its way I'd like to see if I could meet someone who enjoyed being out and active in the city like me. I'm looking to meet a woman who's positive, likes to stay in shape, is outgoing, loves to laugh and smile, is spontaneous, and knows what she wants. Do you enjoy volleyball, cubs games, beer gardens, bbq's, street fests and the beach? I'm a 29 swm professional who still likes going to the bars to watch a game or to hang out with my friends, but not to pick up women anymore. I love to have fun on the weekends and enjoy going to movies, playing and watching sports, going to concerts, spontaneous road trips, and hanging out with my friends. I have plenty of pics to share in exhange for one of you ]]>

<![CDATA[I'm a good looking, tall, fit, athletic, intelligent guy without plans this evening. Who wants to meet for drinks and maybe some flirting? If you are between 21-42yo, attractive, thin and/or fit/trim, and seek the same....I'd like to hear from you NOW!! When you email, please describe your appearance, tell me what city you are in, and your age; a photo would be appreciated. Email me now...wait for my prompt email response back to you...let's meet online, chat quickly, and set a time & place to meet tonight.]]>

<![CDATA[45 yr old man looking to spoil a woman over 21. must love to laugh, live, and love. im unhappily married and it dosent matter if you are or not. e-mails with photos get answered quick, e-mails with nude photos get answered quicker..lol.im very attractive and a professional. dont e-mail me with a website that i have to join to look at you, and no aims, or instant messages...the right woman will get treated like a queen..]]>

<![CDATA[Hey am steve am 34 white 6 ft 190lb self employed ,irish/german chicago guy,looking for a friend & more hopefully.that likes dive bars,shoot pool play darts,likes the cubs & just hang out every now & then unless thing go farther,any way if this sounds like you hit me back.]]>

<![CDATA[I am an intelligent, honest (sometimes a bit too honest, a la Larry David), and incredibly good looking (did I mention sarcastic?) guy with a healthy sense of humor. I think that no meal can be considered a great meal until dessert is served. However, no matter how good the food, it’s the company and the conversation (from silly to serious) that transforms a great dinner into an incredible dinner. Although few summer activities are better than walking to a game at Wrigley, I will always remain a Phillies fan. Sports and activities for me include soccer, tennis, biking by the lake and the occasional round of golf. While my weekend life has steadily transitioned from McGee’s or Kincade’s to Vintage Wine Bar or DOC, that doesn’t mean I don’t appreciate a full night out with my friends including the 3:00 AM breakfast at Golden Apple (for my friends with children, not so much). I appreciate good theatre, good musicals I tend to leave to others. Live bands are fun, but I have to admit, I am not a great live music finder. In life, I think that if it’s worth doing, it’s worth doing right. Most important, I am a thoughtful, caring, balanced and honest individual, who takes life seriously, but who also always finds the lighter side, the absurdity, and the humor that each day offers. Most of us in the single population have experienced several first dates. We’ve all gone through the wave of emotions as we approach each one: cynicism, optimism, apathy, nervousness, frustration, anger and happiness. We discuss them with our friends, both before and after – for some, during. Put it all together and it adds up to that unmistakable first date feeling that is tinged with either annoyance or excitement, a rush of sorts that fades with the memory of the evening, but is recaptured again with the next first date. It’s fun, but more often, it’s just funny. I enjoy the rush, but what I want more is the excitement of knowing that I’ve had my last first date; of knowing the possibility of starting each day new – with the same person. I am looking for a confident, attractive, caring, independent, fun (and funny), easy going, and intelligent women. A best friend, but really, who isn’t? So ultimately, I’m just looking for the everyday. Two people who can bring out the best in each other, who compliment one another, that work for the benefit of making both lives better together and separately and someone who realizes that not everyday is a bed of roses. Lastly, I am looking for a woman, who, when I see her across a crowded room, her face and her body say everything I need to hear. If I find that, I’ll know that everything else has fallen into place. My picture is below. I'm looking forward to seeing yours.]]>

<![CDATA[Fit latino would like to hangout with a blonde girl tonight. blondes just turn me on all the time. I dont feel like going to a bar tonight. I did that yesterday. I just want to hangout somewhere that is close by or maybe just a walk and talk sipping on anything. ]]>

<![CDATA[All serious offers considered. Offers from non-phychotic, drug and disease free, non-obese, non-smoking, social drinking, affectionate, down-to-earth, genuine, whom have no dependents, and whom are unattached move to the front of the line. ]]>

<![CDATA[I am 6’-5” tall and 200 lbs., yes that’s right I am a very tall man. I am in excellent physical condition. I am totally healthy and D & D free. I have blues eyes and a full head of white hair. I am a professional so I am not seeking your cash. I have an excellent sense of humor. I am well read and very knowledgeable about the arts and the environment. As you must have suspected by my ad title I am married. I am not looking to cry on your shoulder but you can cry on mine if you need to. I am seeking a very feminine woman, a true girly girl. I want someone vibrant! I want someone who is exciting to be with. I want to meet a woman who enjoys good conversation, a nice meal out and vigorous physical pleasures afterwards. I will always pay when I am with you. I will treat you with respect and be attentive to you. I can be tender when the time is right and very aggressive when the time is right. Your race, marital status or religious beliefs are unimportant to me. I am just seeking a special relationship with a special person. Hopefully this will become a long term situation that we both can enjoy for very long time. Your photo gets mine. Drop me a line and let’s chat. I can be very accommodating to your needs. ]]>

<![CDATA[I'm 51 6' 210 Older Hippie Type (except bald, no long hair anymore). Miss the old ways of innocent life, just live to be happy. None of this coporate BS (give me money, more, more, more) Only special interest groups are catered to, forget the people. Just give me happiness, great 60's, 70's music, and a good woman to love,(no BBW sorry). I'm just a normal guy who's sick of the way things are nowadays. If your interested, send me a recent pic and I'll send one back. Thanks, Peace (If that's possible anymore???)]]>

<![CDATA[Well, the responding thing doesn't seem to be working out so lets try posting shall we? I've found lots of nice things on CL so I might as well try for my person. ===About Me=== I am a huge nerd so please be more than OK with that! Video games and computers are my life. Anything with a technological muscle to flex is what I dream about. Most importantly I'm a gamer/artist/programmer. I don't like going out unless there is a reason to do so. There better be an adventure to be had or I'm not getting outta my chair! That's not to say that I don't like to go out occasionally but my idea of fun does not include the club/bar scene since I don't drink, smoke or dance (well not with a straight face anyways). Try more along the lines of good food, a good movie (though they're pretty rare lately) and going somewhere you haven't been in a while (think putput, bowling, park exploration!, etc). Mostly I like to stay home or at a friend's and just find our own fun. I have to mention my love for video games twice since its that important to mention about my personality. I'm going to school for computer science but I'm minoring in game development because thats what I want to do. I love retro games more than anything else but will love anything that is remotely original. I'm also a sucker for RPGs and action-platformers. I love movies. I've probably seen more movies than are humanly possible to name even if I had a list! I love good movies and I love terribly awful movies. If you're with the right person and you aren't emptying your pockets, bad movies can be incredibly entertaining (MST3K anyone?). In particular I LOVE zombie movies. If there is at least one zombie acting zombie-like, chances are I've seen it multiple times and love it. I also love comedy movies. If you can't laugh at almost everything chances are we won't be a very good match. I love to laugh and am determined to make everyone I meet laugh. Get used to me smiling cause I rarely am not! Some other stuff I like are: dogs, animation of all kinds, playing baseball, Tim & Eric, Garry's Mod, being as immature as possible (when appropriate) and doing nothing (seriously its awesome in its own way). ===What I'm looking for=== Honesty, an overactive sense of humor, nerdiness (more is better), intelligence and being around my age (I'm lenient though). Ideally I'd want someone with the ability to think objectively to avoid unnecessary drama and stupidity. I'm of no established religion since science frowns upon the supernatural so it's important that you can at least understand why I feel that way. I don't need a girl to play games with me (although it would be nice) as long as you can enjoy staying in rather than going out most of the time (my home theater is better anyways!). I value honesty above all else. As far as looks are concerned, I've never really cared too much but please send me a pic when you respond because I can't stand not knowing who I'm talking to! I would love to find someone I could really connect with but really just need some more friends. I've only been in Chicago for a year and could really use some more people I share some interests with. I've already made one good friend from responding to CL so let's try for more. This is probably the wrong time to be posting this since I'm heading back home for the summer in 4 weeks but, what the hell? I'm always reachable no matter where I am or what I'm doing and I'd love to have a reason to come back besides school! Oh and congratulations for reading the whole thing!]]>

<![CDATA[I am 45, single, professional, very kind and good hearted. I have a quick wit and love to pamper. I am looking to meet for a nice and quiet dinner tomorrow night with a lady who posseses similar qualities and see what develops. Lets take a chance.......]]>

<![CDATA[Meet someone new to enjoy a late-night movie and maybe dinner afterwards in the city. I'm good looking, fun, easy going. Picture available.]]>

<![CDATA[Hey there! I'm not looking for love. Just looking for a friend to hang out with and have fun! Sangria at El Cid is amazing! If you live near the Logan Square Blueline, that would be perfect! Please send a pic! I'm read to have a drink! :) ]]>

<![CDATA[Jesus H. Christmas! Doesn’t anyone have an imagination anymore? Is there anyone left with any true depth of character? It seems as though the failing public education system is churning out exactly what I had always feared: A nation of mindless, spiritless, unimaginative goons. I hate to sound like a jerk, but enough is enough already. And while guys are just as guilty, I am obviously speaking to and about women right now. Everyone tells me that online dating is a waste of time and that I shouldn’t bother. They tell me that people are loony, stupid, dishonest, etc. I am not THAT cynical. In fact, even though my rant has started off very negative-ish… I promise, it gets better. Here’s why I am venting…. I knew the odds were stacked against me for finding a woman on here, but my goodness, how banal and mediocre can you get? Here, let’s examine some sentences excerpted from REAL ads on Craigslist… 1.) “I like long walks on the beach, nice conversations, I like to laugh, and I love romantic movies…” Or, how about this one: 2.) “I want a guy who will be honest and treat me right and not be a player and not lie to me. I hate liars!…” Do these sound familiar, yet? Do they sound like YOUR ad? Get a load of this gem… 3.) “I am 5’7”, my friends say I am beautiful. I am looking for a guy to spend the rest of my life with…. Losers need not apply…” Losers need not apply? Who mentions on CL, that they are looking for a man to spend the rest of their life with? I mean, if that is your goal, then fine. But not right off the bat! And how can anyone know YOU are worth spending the rest of their life with if you give such a boring , generic description of yourself? Wake up people! I can’t read your mind! Every word YOU choose paints a picture of who you are. It tells me WHY you are unique. It gives me a reason to WANT to respond to you. If you write any of that OBVIOUS crap above, I can’t help but to think, “No S**T Sherlock!” Who DOESN’T like to laugh? Who DOESN’T hate lying, cheating pricks? Tell me more about yourself for crying out loud! Need some pointers? Here goes… 1.) What makes YOU want to get out of bed every morning? 2.) What is it about your career or path in life that makes you sleep good at night? 3.) What really turns you on? Not just sexually… but what is your passion… dare I ask, what is your MISSION on this planet? 4.) What do you absolutely love about yourself physically? NO ONE loves everything about themselves. But EVERYONE has a favorite feature or two. Maybe your lips or freckles or bum is a feature you love. I could go on… but I hope you follow where I am going with this. Oh yeah, you may be asking, what about ME? I have ranted on for 2 pages and haven’t said a damn thing about myself. Well, if you are intuitive and have great observational skills, then you should be able to piece together a PERSONALITY from my words alone. But for those who are impaired in the “people-reading” department, I will point out the traits of yours truly… * I am very passionate about creativity, the power of words, and I really want to know more about people and their TRUE character. Otherwise, “long walks on the beach” would have been enough to make me respond to about 317 ads on CL this week alone. But because I want a living, breathing human being and NOT a humanoid, I am writing this post. Also, how can anyone desire a “great conversationalist” if they can’t write a few imaginative words about themselves? It only makes me fear they would be boring in person. * WORDS can have a very powerful effect to work in your favor… or sometimes… work against you. For instance, you might read these words and think I am a complete jerk. A real arrogant piece of work. Or, if you pay attention, you will see that I live life on a different level. I am an artist who observes the details. After all, the devil/God is in the details. Based on the mundane words of most CL ads, I can conclude that these women are merely stating what they want. After all, who doesn’t want laughter and love and romance? But you see, that is MY point. EVERYONE wants those things, which is why we are all here. Anyone who says otherwise is lying to themselves. I am just saying… give me MORE that the basic BS. * If you are still reading this, then you have probably beat out about 90% of the women I would never dare talk to. Why? Because you are: number one, literate. Number two, imaginative and curious. (Both very good traits), and three, realize that although you still haven’t read a typical “description” of me, you cannot help but feel, there is something “different” about me. Maybe enigmatic. Maybe not. But there is SOMETHING about me that makes you read further. And now you have read too far to just give up now…. You have to keep reading to feel like there is a payoff coming soon… * Speaking of typical “description” ads on CL… Don’t you find it weird that people will list their “stats” as if they were a piece of property? “Hi, I’m John, I am 5’10”, in good shape, brown hair and eyes….” They also list all of their “interests” like bullet points in a brochure. I like to watch baseball, I like beer, blah, blah, blah, blah….” Sure, descriptions are necessary so we can weed out who we think we want and don’t want, but again, the main theme of this post? Where is the originality and imagination?! * Now, for the moment of truth…. For the 10% of the women left reading this, I will now lose another 9% or so. About 1% will actually take the plunge and write me based on what I am about to write. Yes, although I desire a woman who loves a little healthy challenge and pays attention to detail, I will give you some direct details about yours truly… I know that CL is not the “end all be all” in my search for an amazing partner-in-crime. However, it is an interesting route to take and not the only one. In other words, I am not a troll writing to you from under a bridge with a WiFi connection from the local Starbucks around the corner. My real world people skills are stellar. And many people have considered me handsome, but very approachable. What makes me approachable? I have been blessed with great teeth and lips which give me a wonderful smile. (Thanks to Mom and Dad). More importantly, that smile is genuine. Because I am genuinely happy about my life. I live every minute with gusto. Some of you might be thinking, “If your skills are so great in person, why the negative tone in the beginning?” First of all, it is not necessarily a bad thing to rant with a bit of anger and frustration. Nothing is ever perfect and never will be. So let us not forget that everything in life doesn’t just fall into place. Great things have come from passionate people who were sick of tired of getting what they’ve been getting and FOUGHT to get what they truly desired. Plus, because it is online, I can afford to spill all of my thoughts. In person… at a cocktail party, for example, the conversation is a volley. You go back and forth and sometimes you cannot say or hear everything you’d hoped for. On the Internet, you can sculpt your side of the discussion almost perfectly. Anyway, where was I? Oh yeah, I’ve been told I am handsome, many times. Dark hair and seductive honey brown eyes, and smooth skin (for a guy), so I am told. And definitely NOT a hairy beast. So, I am definitely pleasing to the eye at the beach or by the poolside. But my looks never go to my head. I had bit of an “ugly duckling” syndrome growing up. Was kinda nerdy. But that helped me develop a superior character and intelligence that makes me a killer combo. And are you looking for the total package? Well, I am in excellent shape. Not just for a man of 30. I am actually in better shape that most men at 20. In addition to working out to stay fit (NOT insanely obsessed with fitness and NOT a gym rat) I eat the finest foods money can buy because I take my life very seriously. I plan on being here for a while and I will not leave this planet without making an indelible mark. A legacy, if you will. I am making that happen through many creative endeavors… art, music and much more. If you care to know the details, you need to ask. I have been working my butt off for the past 10 years as the boss of 2 great companies. So I am fortunate to be in a financial situation to travel the world, eat at the finest restaurants and pursue my artistic endeavors with great vigor. All of this was not handed to me. I worked for it all. Plus… a wonderful, loving family and a handful of close friends have kept me grounded. Geez, is this not the longest personal ad ever written? I don’t expect any women to write as much as I have in their response to me. But I would hope that I don’t receive a generic response. You know, the same kind of response that I’ve lamented over for the past 5 minutes! If you are reading these final words, then I can safely say, I WANT to hear from you. So, tell me about yourself and include a picture if you’d like. I won’t rattle off a checklist of what I desire in a woman. But I will say this, if you can “picture” in your mind, my appearance and my personality, and you are intrigued, then write me. But ONLY if you believe you are on the same level. I don’t have a “type”, but I would love to be attracted to you in some way. Hopefully in many ways… physically and otherwise. If you are confident in mind, body and soul, and believe you are a total package… and most importantly, think we can have a great time together on many levels, write me. -Michael PS. I have plenty of pictures to exchange with the right girl, but if my words didn’t mean a thing to you, why would you need a picture? ]]>

<![CDATA[So, this is my first ad on the craigslist boards.. So who am I? My name is Eric. I'm going to be attending college in the fall for automotive service. I'm 6' , blue eyes, light brown hair , I'm intelligent , funny (at times sarcastic, too) , Caring, honest, I like to stand out in a crowd. I'm interested in Travel, movies/music (almost anything.. hip hop to jazz and anything between.) , camping, beginning to get into cooking, cars, shopping, going out and meeting new people. I've been in a relationship for the past four months and I'm tired of being held down in the same boring situation. I'd like to meet someone more like me! Who am I looking for? I'm looking for someone who is intelligent, can hold a conversation at the least. Looks don't matter much to me, but I'm more into personality. What I'm looking for is a woman who's independent, employed, outgoing, has a sense of humor, will appreciate me for who I am, and not the money I make (getting to that in a little bit, sit tight!) and someone I can be myself around. Someone who is into taking risks with things. A non smoker is preferred, and also non drinker , but if you're a casual drinker it doesn't bother me. I like a girl who can take care of herself hygienically. I'm also a hopeless romantic - I love to walk on the beach, cuddle up and just be close, you know ? I enjoy things like that. I'd prefer someone to be between 18-24 , within 25 miles of me also..(I'm from near Lake Villa) I'm really not too picky, and I'm quite easy to talk to. My friends have told me that time and again, and I can't help but think they're right. Basically, I'm just looking for new women to meet and see where the trail leads us. I'm not in a rush to get into another relationship, so if you like what you read, send me an eMail! ]]>

<![CDATA[I just finished a long run by the lake, am cooking dinner and going to meet some friends out for drinks in a bit. Before I do, I have an hour or so to relax and thought that it might be fun to spend that time getting to know someone new while chatting over AIM or Yahoo Messenger. Let's have some fun with this...we can trade IM addresses, exchange pictures if you're comfortable, and, assuming we both like what we see, engage in some flirtatious chat, maybe even get to talking dirty, and see how hot, wet and hard we can get each other before it's time to head out for the evening. If and when things seem promising, maybe I'll give you my number, just in case you want to text me after having a few drinks with your friends. :) Such a naughty game...but so much fun! ]]>

<![CDATA[Can someone please explain to me what the problem is? I thought that if I wrote an honest post, that there must be at least one real woman on the whole planet that would reply with an honest truthful, smart and maybe interesting email. It’s really simple. I’m attracted to smart women who posses an over abundance of common sense. I couldn’t give a rats ass if you have a BA, PHD or a GED… all I care about is that you have a brain that works! Yes! I am looking for a FWB (friends with benefits) arrangement (isn’t that what you REALLY want too?) but I am not so stupid to assume that just because I put an ad on here that women will start ripping off their clothes at my feet. Hey, I won’t rip my clothes off either and please understand that NOT all men are pigs! I don’t care if you’re purple, green, black, white or red. I don’t care if you have blonde hair, black hair or like to wear wigs. I don’t have an issue if you’re separated or someone who is married but in a situation that doesn’t allow you to enjoy life either. I understand. In other words … be a real person and be honest and don’t play silly reindeer games …. leave that for the elves at the north pole! The simple issue is we want to spend some quality time and enjoy life. I guess I’ll try one more time to explain. I have a great job in an exciting industry and work with my brain and not my hands … unless you count emails as working with your hands? I work far too much and hardly have the chance to meet anyone outside my workplace. I’m told I’m good looking and since I have all my own hair with no plugs, bugs or other critters that this might be a plus. No comb-overs either. I guess I’m considered athletic and not obese and like the rest of the planet could stand to go on a diet but it’s never been a priority, i workout 3 times a week and i love it. I’m disease and drug free but 420 friendly but haven’t done that in a very long time. I don’t smoke and only drink in good company and socially. My other attributes are that I have a bad-boy side. This is the guy who isn’t afraid to have lurid public displays of affection … unless children are present. This side of me loves to make out in public (love to kiss and I don’t care if any guys who read this say …..How gay!) and maybe go beyond what most people consider decent behavior (that is so f&%kin hot!). .. This side of me is also very playful, funny, witty and a little sarcastic. I am brutally honest and don’t have any issues with conveying my thoughts. I am always respectful until the time comes not to be. I’ve been around the marriage block and would prefer if my child and my past are not topics we need to dwell on. Please ask the time wasting question in the beginning and get it over with. I already moved on … you should too! So, if you made it this far … I’d love to find a woman who knows how to have fun. I would like to leave all the bullshit behind and not prolong the amount of time it takes to meet someone. You and I should both agree that its starts with basic chemistry and I would hope for a photo shortly after we start writing. I promise to provide the moment you do. (No, I’m not a troll!). I guess the final issue is sex. Yes … I said the “S” word. Yes, we know we all like sex and I am very open to all types of sex from rough to mild, from hot and steamy to ….. whatever you’d like to show me. I long to please a woman knowing full well that it’s a two way street and besides …. you woman feel great …. inside and out! So … don’t be afraid to reply. Don’t think I won’t reply and please … for God’s sake … be real, honest, open and even vulgar if you want. If this works out we’ll write a bit … then maybe a phone call or two and then meeting in a VERY public place … how about a Police Station? and see what happens next … OK? I have YIM, MSN, AIM and GOOGLE TALK, if you want to talk, I’ll be online all day…. ]]>

<![CDATA[Im a 40 SWM and i find women all the time, but its hard to find a serious woman for marriage or a LTR. What do you think? Would you date a single dad? ]]>

<![CDATA[Hi. I'm looking for a lady who likes sports and just hanging out even if it's just watching a movie. I have a 3yr old daughter so likeing kids is a plus. I am 5'11 and have an awesome sense of humor.]]>

<![CDATA[Hi, It would really be nice if I could find someone with whom I could share everything for the rest of my life. I am a 57 year old Caucasian man divorced 12 years, and drug and disease free. I'm a non-smoker, minimal drinker, and have no addictions. To pay the bills, I work as a customer service rep, but I'm really a musician. I also have a thorough knowlege of photography film and digital. I miss the companionship of a woman I miss sharing. I'm looking for a single Caucasian or Asian woman between the ages of 40 to 60 who is of a creative bent and an inquisitive nature. I'd like to esablish a friendship and go from there. I have no expectations, just a lot of time that could be better spent in a sharing relationship I'm 6'1" tall and built like a football player (big, but not obese) full head of salt and pepper hair and blue eyes behind glasses. I can supply a picure of myself if requested. Have a great weekend Tom]]>

<![CDATA[hi everybody. i am seeking a good looking bbw for a date tonight, search for chemistry for a longterm relationship. i am well educated,a good job, i like traveling, holding smart coversations, dinning out, nights at local bars. i am tall and cute. i like to kiss, hug and hold hands. i can say i am romantic, good hearted and family oriented. please include pic and some info. looking forward to see you. i will only respond to replies with pics.]]>

<![CDATA[I know this is EXTREMELY last-minute but I have an extra ticket for the Cubs game tomorrow at noon and I thought it would be fun to leave it up to the random world of Craig's List to help find a fun companion for the game. A little about me: a 31 year-old high school teacher; loves words/languages; plays violin and piano; plays tennis and golf but watches baseball and soccer; loves the lake front, eating al fresco, and street fests during the summer; Guthries, Sheffield's (next to the fire), and Green Mill during the winter; witty and sarcastic but all in good fun. Not really looking for anything in particular except to meet someone new, share some conversation, and take in a ball game. If we just have fun at the game and never see each other again, great! If we get along and hang out in the future just as friends, great! If something more comes of it, great! Even though this is just a friendly - albeit random - post, I'm a bit reluctant to post a photo. You'll just have to take my word for it that I'm pretty easy on the eyes (I get "handsome" more often than I get "hot"). But, if you send a photo, rest assured I will send one right back. Jim]]>

<![CDATA[Hey there 30 yo male plans fell through and i thought this may be a good time to see if anyone wants to grab a drink tonight like in the loop since im by there but it does not have to be there ...... Kinda lookin for a larger girl but does not have 2 be just someone that wants 2 have fun. Im 30 Blue eyes brown hair good looking to others let me know pic for pic if u like]]>

<![CDATA[Tall (6'5"), Dark (Hair, eyes), and Handsome SWM. Italian/German descent, born & raised in Chicago. I live in the Wicker Park area and am looking for a Dominant female to explore limits with.I've been a submissive for at least the past 15 years or so. I've been in 3 previous D/s relationships lasting anywhere from 1-3 years. I am always in charge of my life & emotions. Perhaps this is the reason I enjoy the sub side so much. I'm "normal" in most other ways, except when it comes to "playtime".I'm very handy. Experienced in plumbing, electrical, construction, electronics, design, and much more. I have a very active imagination & love trying new things & exploring new areas. I'm basically a 1 woman man. I don't cheat, I don't play. I'm loyal. If I'm with the right woman... I will do anything to please her. I think that I get the most enjoyment from pleasing my Domme & knowing that I satisfied her wishes. Or being "forced" to experience something new to make her happy.Never been married, no children, no baggage, emotionally/financially secure, in shape, romantic at heart, honest, loyal, sometimes weird, enjoy eclectic/different/out of the ordinary things, have many varied interests, still believes *it* will happen, in charge of my life and in Heaven if I find "Her"!I'm very serious about finding the Domme of my Dreams... Your pic gets mine. ]]>

<![CDATA[I have a great bottle of wine here that I'd like to crack open. It's been a good week, a long week and I'm looking for some great company to curl up on the couch with over at my place. I have a picture to share with responses - please tell me... - what's your favorite drink? - if we curled up on the couch, what would we watch? cheers! ]]>

<![CDATA[hey whats going on im latino male light skin 6'0 210 college degree out going laid back independent funny i love white woman who are on the thicker side but all woman are welcome looking for someone who has a nice laid back attitute serious replies only age is open]]>

<![CDATA[It will be a hell of a time tonight! Meet me out at The Lion's Head / The Apartment in Lincoln Park, as part of B96's tour of Chicago nightclubs, hosted by Erica of the morning show. I promise nothing but a laugh and a good time, maybe even a dance if you're lucky. I have a picture if you have one, but I'm not crazy enough to post it here. Cheers]]>

<![CDATA[I'm not gonna beat around the bush. I've had a relationship or two go bust recently, and I'm just not looking for anything long term right now. I'm a really really nice guy. I'm smart and I'm good looking. I am looking for a cute girl to hang out with and be "casual". You know, play around with, sleep next to, etc... If you are interested send me a little about you, a picture and I promise I will reciprocate. ]]>

<![CDATA[ Today, as many are, was odd without having you to come home to and share my day with. I am ok with that but only because I know that you are out there, waiting to find me for the same thing! Your optimism shines bright in your eyes just as mine. Your passion for life and what it holds is as great as mine as well. You are probably rushing your days with your busy career. Your evenings with every day things like working out, eating a nice dinner (well those rare occasions you eat unhealthy too), and watching a little CNN, a dvd, or Soprano's? Maybe even playing softball or now that it's baseball season catching some ball games.. That'd be cool if you were because I'd be doing the same! I close my eyes and try so hard to see your face but it's just unimaginable! I know it's an attractive one that made me catch my breath the 1st moment our eyes met! I have so many thoughts, so many questions to ask you! To use to learn every bit of info I can in order to get to know you! I am very open.. as you can tell 1st off. I am very laid back and easy going. I like to enjoy the simple things such as taking a walk or sitting on the porch watching the life of people walk by. I am a hopeless romantic and will watch mushy movies! I love Romance! I think that relationships can hold a lot of that with the right people and the will to want to have it there! Family is #1! You will always have your family, friends come & go in life! Your blood is always there! Share occasions with them! Have dinner once a week. Try your best to attend family functions even if to stop over and say hello! They will appreciate and love you for that! I am not asking for too much I don't think?? I just can't find that right one for me! I know you are out there, and hopefully you are reading this! If you are, and you feel that you have found me - Please let me know! Let's not make too much time pass waiting for one another! Live for the moment and the day! Sweep me off my feet and show me that my heart can love again! I am 34, attractive, intelligent, and single. I am putting myself out there to try and find the one for me! I am athletic & very active. I have pics but you have to send 1 first, I am sick of meeting insane women. Yes, I know why put an ad on here then? Because I honestly think there is a normal woman who reads these just as I am a normal male who does too! ]]>

<![CDATA[I am going to do my best to make this brief and to the point. I have been extremely unsuccessful in meeting women. I'm not sure if it is bad luck or having no game (which I really don't). So now I have resorted to CL. About me: - Around 6' tall, blond/brown hair, try to stay in shape - Educated, currently in grad school - Sports fan - Love concerts and getting out in this good weather - Like to read and be challenged by other educated people You should be: - Smart - Cute - Funny - In shape (I need to date someone who can run with me!!) - Be about my age I am just hoping to be able to meet someone that I am attracted to and be able to have fun with. I know having someone to spend time with in the summer is great, I am starting to think I should give up on that idea. There has to be someone out there, right? I have a photo and will share it with people as I see fit. Hope to hear from someone soon.]]>

<![CDATA[ Hello out there, I was reaching out to see if anyone wanted to talk. I am just sitting around watching TV and thought some conversation would be nice. My only request is that you are a real person and not some kind of spam response. To make sure you are real can you attach a picture, as you can see I have already added mine. I hope to hear from you soon. ]]>

<![CDATA[I am fun--NORMAL--caring guy. Age does not matter----here is my profile from match.com I guess my main attribute is that I have a fun, outgoing personality. I am grounded but yet have a child's sense of adventure. I think life has a lot to offer for those that go out and get it. ( no, I am not the overly Mr. Sunshine type either). I just think life can be fun and I want to meet someone with the same attitude. I am well traveled (28 times to Europe, 3 times to Africa, once to South America) and well read. Traveling and experiencing other cultures is what excites me the most. I also love getting in the car on a Friday afternoon and just go exploring for the weekend... I am tall and in good shape. (If you look closely and concentrate, you can see my stomach muscles...kinda...wellllll, o.k. not really) Quick, witty conversations turn me on more than a great body. For her and I to connect on a deeper level, she has to have a warm loving heart and be excited about what the future can hold. The Greek Isles or beautiful sunsets are nice, but the most romantic sight in the world is two old people holding hands. Over the years, I have discovered lots of beautiful hidden places in Europe and I look forward to the day that I can show "her" all the places I have found. ]]>

<![CDATA[Hello ladies! Thanks for taking the time to read my lil ad,I hope I intrigue you enough to send me a message because you liked what you read. As the title says,I do believe I'm a sexy mexican,a tall one at that. I get astonished looks about my height everywhere I go,even at my job. But I guess I'm attracting the wrong crowd,lol. I'm a hopeless romantic,I believe that the only time a man should ever raise his hand at a woman is to wipe her tears and worries away and reassure everything gonna be alright. I'm a total gentleman,I treat the female race with the honor and dignity that they deserve. I love to listen to what women have to say,they're more opiniated on even the littlest things in life. And I love to laugh and make others laugh,it's the music of the soul! Maybe if we hit it off we could catch a movie and a bite to eat,I'd like to hang out with someone tomorrow. So I hope that clears up a good picture of myself. If you've read this far I applaud you! Only few things I ask is that please no women over at least 35,please send a pic with your reply and to write what it was that intrigued you to write to me,as well as about you and anything that makes you special! So thank you for reading,and in case you didn't find what you wanted here,best of luck finding it elsewhere safe and soon,God bless!!...... (NO LINKS PLEASE!!! If you don't attach a pic you're automatically denied!! Also you can reach me on Yahoo! Instant Messenger:latinoheat_75)]]>

<![CDATA[I am 44 6ft 235 just broke up with girlfriend . I was wandering if there is anyone outthere with no plans for Sunday evening wedding is in west burbs you will have a good time letme know i will send you a pic if you have one.]]>

<![CDATA[So the person who was supposed to accompany me to the show just bailed on me at the last minute--any ladies out there want to go see KT tonight? I am an easygoing, fun guy, I can guarantee it'll be an interesting night--good music, maybe drinks afterward? Obviously better get in touch ASAP, otherwise I'm heading down alone...]]>

<![CDATA[Here's a novel idea: Two attractive people hang out at a cozy little bar, get along smashingly, and then, if the mood is right, drift together for a hot make-out session. Yes, PDA! What better way to spend a Sunday night I am white, fun, smart (but not boring), well-educated, well-spoken, and well-versed in all forms of kissing. And how about you? ;-) ]]>

<![CDATA[I'm looking for someone that can excite me with all kinds of stories and adventures. Tale me on a road trip and I open up and like the feeling of being free. You can check me out at <uguotyrb>g<prcgkg>e<qbguxvd>o<jatgtpv>c<secpt>i<zqleopvf>t<cxvhm>i<lfba>e<egzvxa>s<cmnel>.<kcgcc>c<hhlowbm>o<eyerrq>m<gglsjje>/<prcgkg>d.sima61 and if you like it send me your pic, not from down there, your face first! Thanks]]>

<![CDATA[So my plans just got canceled for tonight, but I decided I feel like going anyway. Care to join me? So about me - I'm 30, live on the northside, work in finance, athletic, in great shape, normal, attractive, intelligent, great sense of humor, and, of course, fun. You should be somewhat normal, like to laugh, and be able to hold some form of conversation... Get in touch and I'll send some pics... ]]>

<![CDATA[....and do anything else we may want to get ourselves into. Today i decide stay in, relaxing. Looking for some fun company to come join me. No pressure and no expectations, let's just hang out and play it by ear. I'm adventurous, easy going, and occasionally like to get frisky with sexy strangers. Open to an ongoing friends with benefits thing. I'm intelligent, well-travelled, respectful, and clean (with an occasionally dirty mind ;-). I'm eternally curious about all things, fun to be around, and I love to laugh. I'll try anything at least twice and I tend to have a somewhat offbeat perspective of the world (in a fun way). I love cuddling, especially on rainy days. I'm cute and will gladly e-mail face pictures. Drop me a line if you're interested. -M ]]>

<![CDATA[It's Friday night, I'm not working tomorrow (immensely excited about this) and it's beautiful outside. I called a friend to hang out tonight but I have a hunch that she won't be game so here I am, posting to CL, wondering if there are any cute, engaging chicas out there. Can we email back and forth? Maybe talk on AIM? If you're uptight, forget it. I'm type-A enough for the both of us. Things I like: 74 degrees and sunny days Fancy food (Ever been to Sola?) Taking walks 2-hour long lunches People watching Driving up and down Lake Shore Drive Playing guitar Singing to myself Cozy nights at home Skinny girls Bubbly wine Laughing until I cry Doing what I want, when I want Flirting over AIM Saving money, not spending it Feeling buff after the gym Finding pants that fit me Architectural digest Asking random questions Boyshorts Things I dislike: Raw octopus (tako, in Japanese) Feeling hungry Having to dry clean work clothes People who don't pull into the intersection when making a left turn on a green light Feeling like a girl is too cute for me Slow walkers Talking to my ex-girlfriend because it makes me want to pinch her butt and I shouldn't Rap, unless I'm trying to dance to it or rapping along like a white boy Trying to make small talk with pretty girls Watching sports STDs ]]>

<![CDATA[Yeh I said it! If your working it your much more honest than the rest I have encountered. Maybe you can be my sponsor/accountability partner. Maybe we can just be friends. Maybe not. The night is wasting, there are another5 and 1/2 hours left in this 24hrs. Clearly I donnot want to go drinking liqour that is. Coffe or tea is cool though. I will patiently await your response....I figure it takes one to know one.]]>