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<![CDATA[Seeking to hookup for a well full night of excitement... dinner, movie, & lots of screw! Im not long out of a long term relationship & not really a bar person and want to get laid. .. Just be disease free, age not that important just be a gentleman! I will send my photos to anyone who sends me an e-mail i like! Write me soon]]>

<![CDATA[Whats happening. I'm not a bible thumper and don't you dare push that sh*t on me. I love the outdoors- camping, traveling the world etc. I love animals and the outdoors, I do not like to be around smokers, and if you "need" alcohol, I am not interested. I want someone who will "Always Kiss Me Goodnight". ) If you happen to get a job while I am still unemployed, don't worry. If your interested send me a message and i will go into further detail. Please have a picture because as much as you want to be attracted to the woman you want next to you, I too want to be attracted to the man next to me.]]>

<![CDATA[hi. i posted my ad 2 times and received a lot of mail but i still could not find what am i looking for? Are you ambitious? sweet, honest? If intrested tell me about yourself little bit with pic]]>

<![CDATA[Trying this again so here. I do want a long term relationship and that does not mean I want someone who is just out for sex. I get sucked into any competition so I love watching almost any sport. I love confident fun loving guys who know what they want in life. I'm a great girl, very down to earth, and fun to be around. I'm pretty sure that if you are still reading this, that I have taken up enough of your time. I'm always looking for something new and exciting to do. I have more pictures to send so please send a pic so I know what you look like.]]>

<![CDATA[I just got out of a very long relationship and now that I've got my freedom I dont know what to do with my self. if you want to keep me company just let me know and we'll make the arangements. ]]>

<![CDATA[I <kendig>am a do<zwilling>wn to <sultan>earth<monn> girl w<brantner>ho loves<colegrove> to laug<farrior>h...a<lundstrom>nd has <edelen>a great smi<lobb>le among<jo> other thi<guida>ngs...:o<stickel>) my as<stites>pirat<mcguinness>ion is o<jone>ne <mcgarry>day to<richburg> have my ow<enoch>n busines<daye>s i lov<burg>e what i d<deen>o i do it with pas<hash>sion Thin<bacon>gs I find in<babcock>triguing/attrac<pelletier>tive: a posi<trotter>tive att<arellano>itude, be<scruggs>ing down to e<whitt>arth, intelligen<woodall>ce, honesty, ha<rubio>ving an act<hope>ive and heal<hearn>thy lifes<aldridge>tyle, and ha<john>ving an i<voss>dea about wh<garland>at you w<lim>ant out of li<pendleton>fe. i t<mejia>hink im <mcmahon>cute <phillips>and <leonard>also i th<bray>ink that<holmes> i ha<bates>ve a goo<osborne>d person<owen>ality I'<reiko>m al<ricki>ways int<avril>erested in get<kiyoko>ting to kn<kiersten>ow new <alfredia>people, so if<joshua> you're intere<mica>sted, feel fre<sherill>e to contact<lauryn> me.]]>

<![CDATA[I <erlandson>would con<crompton>sider mys<hoge>elf a well-ro<crosley>unded, mu<primmer>lti-ta<grange>lented p<rosamond>erson. I stay in s<dority>hape by runni<pledger>ng and am gen<wojtowicz>erally athleti<sharon>cally incl<massingill>ined. I w<barboza>ill be gla<polson>dly hap<haynie>py to m<hendren>eet som<dreyer>eone caring,lov<weekley>ing and w<calvillo>ith good<bunton> heart ,so<cobos> we can st<westover>art f<pinkham>rom friendshi<vachon>p at fir<largent>st and<mohler> see w<lillard>here it go<gamache>es. A<womble>s for wh<waits>at I'm lookin for<mulcahy> in a guy....idk<gurney> I thought it was a d<bastian>ecent build <bias>a nice smile goo<brasher>d hair <jeffcoat>ya know all that <wyche>bull. but <heisler>I've come to real<greenleaf>ize all I want is som<christopherso>eone I dont ge<mcginley>t sick of some<kahl>one I can spen<liggins>d every mome<rembert>nt with and l<laboy>augh with just be<larkins>cause. We<collene>ll<celsa> here's t<beatris>o the wo<roselee>nderful pos<tomi>sibiliti<mayola>es!]]>

<![CDATA[hmmm s<woodie>o I have to d<lopiccolo>escribe myse<nova>lf? I guess I'm pr<rosenbalm>etty <mclennan>sarcast<picou>ic som<splawn>etimes and can<trojanowski> be a lil c<kardos>razy but I al<byard>so have a <barreiro>quiet s<vrooman>ide. I belie<embree>ve in be<kellner>ing hon<scharf>est <andino>in all thin<pfister>gs whet<wine>her pr<metcalfe>ofessi<castleman>onally o<colombo>r in m<kiel>y pers<thaxton>onal l<crafton>ife. I<tiller>'d like t<wilt>o meet someo<luis>ne <zink>who's d<barela>riven f<townes>or succes<vanburen>s with a g<corwin>reat personal<stidham>ity. I<brigitte>f you w<nannie>ant t<amie>o lea<ella>rn more ab<lynnette>out me j<ilene>ust con<edwina>tact <sallie>me!]]>

<![CDATA[I?m h<desilets>onest trust<zane>worthy, caring<cozad>, goofy,<godbolt> chill,<dumais>sarcastic<merideth> just t<ganz>o na<godines>me a f<luo>ew. I<smalls> am l<littlefield>ooking f<forte>or someo<newsom>ne who sh<marvin>ares m<okeefe>y interes<locklear>ts and pas<florence>sions. ver<stroman>y friend<kowal>ly and als<vierra>o ver<hanrahan>y ha<shumway>ppy I<antonina>f you <floretta>would l<olympia>ike to c<karyl>hat and<bree> get to<kayleen> know one<melynda> anothe<wei>r, drop <tamala>me a l<larisa>ine. <desirae>We'll <lera>see wh<katharina>at happ<emiko>ens.]]>

<![CDATA[5'5", bright blue eyes, red head, curvy figure, 40C, and ready to have fun.]]>

<![CDATA[So lets see where do I begin. I want to have a family so if kids aren't your thing please don't reply to me, and only serious responses. Let's go out, have fun, eat, drink and be merry. No plans, just see where the road takes us. Interested? Boating is one of my passions, I love being out on the water. I love to sing and I'd like to think I'm pretty good at it (debateable). I'd like to meet a guy who will treat me right, and is just as random and romantic as I am. Also if you think you are hot and athletic do not reply or let me be the judge of that. Please reply with your picture.]]>

<![CDATA[Wanted: cute and sweet Asian lady who appreciates intelligence and a great sense of humor. If you are tired of jerks and players and want a man who will treat you with the decency and respect that you deserve, this ad is for you.]]>

<![CDATA[Never too old to learn new things. Let me here what you got ! Remember one thing, sex will come naturally , the before is just as important.]]>

<![CDATA[I a<ratzlaff>m alwa<glaspie>ys there to lis<hammes>ten and to<pinette> give adv<ritch>ice, and lo<helland>ve to talk <leff>too when given th<yow>e chance. I l<gratton>ove music...I lo<stills>ve to listen <rodger>to all kinds<he> of music <lightsey>(altho my all t<huling>ime fav is ever<petri>y type of r<max>ock music) <dildy>and I love <zigler>to sing horribl<hatmaker>y offkey to mos<buntin>t of it <dreiling>really lou<lawing>dly. my as<truesdale>pirat<rascon>ion is o<yuen>ne <silverstein>day to<stgermain> have my ow<fleetwood>n busines<futrell>s i lov<tello>e what i d<cervantez>o i do it with pas<lillie>sion I'm basic<winslow>ally loo<marino>king for so<dodge>meone wh<huddleston>o I can<esparza> share myse<butcher>lf w<samuel>ith. no<phoebe>t to<reba>o muc<tanisha>h t<kellie>o a<michele>sk, <liza>right? <miranda>=0<roseann>)]]>

<![CDATA[So. Ill tell you what i am looking for and if there is someone who can relate to this please answer. i love tattoos and piercings and have many myself, so that draws attention to me but i'm used to it. I hate drama and I love my tattoos and piercings. I'm referring to the reality that I know I can't do everything, nor do I want to. If you are up for chatting, drop me a line with a picture. I've had bad luck with Cragislist..or more like no luck, but thought I would try one more time. No picture no response, I want to see who I am talking to.]]>

<![CDATA[If there are any sane people out ther. im waiting for you. get at me with some info so we can hook up. ]]>

<![CDATA[A. About Me: Hey Nice Guys! I'm one of the many trans girls coming to Chicago for our huge conference. I'm seeking that special person who would enjoy showing me around and sharing a few laughs (and perhaps other special moments). I'm affectionate, curious, petite and slender, slightly athletic, black/asian and a total bottom. Ideally, I'll find a friendly, courteous, warm all-American Mr. Nice Guy! B. Messages I Promise to Answer: Remember, nice guys only! I'm a nice girl -- and I promise to try hard to answer all substantive, classy messages. Be sure you describe (1) your weight/height (2) whether you are smoking or nonsmoking (3) whether you are single or attached and (4) if you like cuddling/kissing. C. Messages I Cannot Answer: If you don't care to respond to each of the above four questions, I'm afraid I won't have time to reply. I also won't respond to messages with disgusting close-up photos of greasy genitals. (Nudity is beautiful and should be celebrated, not cheapened). And finally, I won't have time to respond to one-sentence emails such as "Hey, are you therel?" or "Call me." I do hope you understand. And thanks in advance! Special bonus points for Northwestern fans -- I'm an alum! ]]>

<![CDATA[as my ad says im looking woman who just want to be friends and have all the benefits with that im a white male italian 6ft 190 lbs brown hait with blue eyes looking for a woman who wants to have some fun email me if you do ok]]>

<![CDATA[Hi. I want somebody for her that is spontaneous, financially secure that can spoil her and show her around town and treat her well. I dont have time for games so if your only looking for a booty call move on I LOVE being outdoors, and the beach is my favorite place to be. I love to go fishing and love hiking and swimming in creeks. I'm not afraid to be who I am infront of you... I don't fake... I don't have the desire to be a faker. I love who I am, I'm all I've got... I want you to love me for who I am too. If you have similar interests and likes, please take a moment to say hello. Pictures required please, I want to know who I'm talking to.]]>

<![CDATA[Any ladies out there that enjoy exchanging sexy, erotic, even dirty emails ? Hoping to have some fun with this. Contact me if interested.]]>

<![CDATA[hi all will be visiting chicago may 28th-june 1st....looking for fun guy to hang out with for dinner,drinks,dancing maybe more.......not passable but go out often enfemm and blend well..drop me a note with photo and we can go from there.thanks]]>

<![CDATA[Greetings, Hoping to find a fun-loving adventurous woman to join me on my annual trip to Las Vegas later this year. ***Sightseeing ***Upscale dining ***Shows ***Gambling (if you're into it) It would be great if you are: 1. Born in the 1960s 2. Non-smoker 3. No-drug user 4. Somewhat height-weight proportionate 5. Free of tattoos in obvious places 6. Not on parole That's it.....oh, a sense of humor would also help. Married or single, doesn't matter if you can get away for several days. If you haven't been to Vegas, now's the time. If you have, then you realize the possibilities. Me? 5-10 and 185, decent shape. Safe and sane. Dress casual but not afraid to put on a tie now and then. I know Vegas inside and out. Pic will gladly be sent out if you return an email. Hope to hear from you.]]>

<![CDATA[i am nice, good looking and pretty nice there also, i need sooooo bad to get some newer pics done, so if your up for it i sure would feel much more comfortable with a t/s c/d female directing me and doing them, i of course will follow your direction,as you are doing them]]>

<![CDATA[Do you remember what it was like when you first started dating? Remember, when you saw a phone message, or e-mail, how your heart did a little jump? You just knew it was going to be something sexy and fun. Fast forward a few years. Your married, or in that long term relationship. When you get an e-mail from that someone special, your glad to see it, but it doesn't quite have the same pop as it did before, does it? Do you miss that? I do. Now, your not looking for one night stands, or friends with benefits kind of thing. You don't want to cheat on your spouse, you just want something a little more exciting in your inbox besides spam, and letters from your mother, telling you to send more pics of the kids. Is that wrong? I don't think so. Wouldn't it be fun to look forward to checking your e-mail again? Ask yourself this. If you have read this far, and have seriously considered responding, didn't you feel your heart rate increase a little? I bet you did. So, why not take the next step and drop me a line and say hi. I have done the first part. The car is stopped, and the door is open. The question is, are you going to get in, and see where this ride takes you? ]]>

<![CDATA[I'm going to let the honesty fly here, I figure I have nothing to lose...I am 37, but look, feel and sometimes act younger than my age. I have a girlfriend and we have some problems. I love my girlfriend and I hope we can make it through this difficult time. You see, the problem is that she's not interested in sex. It doesn't move her, excite her and make her feel alive - like it does for me. This unfortunate character trait has only reared it's ugly head during the past 6 months. I voice my concerns with her on a weekly basis. I explain that sex is a very human urge and, for me at least, needs to be expressed and acted upon. To put it bluntly, I want to shag, do it, get laid...I want to fuck. We have gone to counseling. Counseling hasn't worked. We've read intimacy books, nothing. So here's what I'm looking to do. I would like to meet someone in a coffee shop in the middle of the day. Talk. Listen. Learn. Ideally there would be some sexual tension, or at least some physical chemistry between us. If it goes any further, the understanding must be that we will be discrete, safe and respectful of each other and our lives outside of our affair. I consider myself handsome. I'm athletic, I love to work out, I keep myself clean and well manscaped (love that word). I have blue eyes and brown hair. I'm a professional. I have an outside sales career that I enjoy and which allows me the autonomy to actually go through with this. The one thing missing is you. Please write me and tell me a little about yourself. We can exchange pictures from there or just meet up - in a coffee shop, in the afternoon... ]]>

<![CDATA[hello....looking for a female that would like to be secrets. MWM44 here would love to find a local lady missing something in their life. Not looking to change status but someone to share stolen times together...lunch, coffee...special places alone. Is she out there looking and possilby local enough to do this?]]>

<![CDATA[We are a clean, discreet, disease free, generous, and well educated couple...we're looking for a woman to come over after work today to share a laid back relaxing evening at our home in a safe upscale area...come over, put your feet up and make some new friends...I'm 5'7", curvy, bisexual, with reddish blonde hair and 38DDs...looking to make a new "girlfriend' tonight...he's 5'10", 185 with blue eyes and a great smile...you're gonna like us....]]>

<![CDATA[Have your house cleaned by a naked guy! Attractive, clean, in-shape houseboy will strip naked and do housecleaning, chores, etc. Nothing expected in return...]]>

<![CDATA[Well here it goes. I need someone that wants to be romantic and cuddle but also someone that is willing to just be themselves in front of me. If you think your interested in getting to know me then email mail me. Dont let the opportunity pass you by! I love trying new things and i love learning about anything and everything. I love to cook, but it's no fun if you're only cooking for yourself :) As far as my personality goes, I'm very easy going, intelligent, socially adept, and defintely an extrovert. I'm Looking for a few friends I can hang out with every once in a while. Please respond with more than a sentence if you want me to write back. Please no dick pics or anything like that, I wan tto see your face not what you might think with.]]>

<![CDATA[Hey guys, I'm looking to meet a younger guy 18-30 that enjoys the company of a cool older guy. I'm not just trying for a hookup but something more like a friendship/ltr. I like MUSIC, concerts, movies, traveling/weekend getaways, outdoors, dining out, cooking in, sports and anything else to expand my horizons. On warm days I like to chill at my pool, listen to some music, have a few drinks and bbq on the grill. I make some awesome ribs. Like I said I have a love of music of all sorts and have some extra tickets to some great shows this summer. It's not really where you are, it's who your with. I'm single, 43 6' 175 brn/brn, muscular, GL, tan and in good shape. I have a great attitude, happy go lucky, easy going, laid back and a fun personality. I can be a goofball at times. I own my own home, drive a nice car and have a good job. I also have a great sense of humor, so I hope you like to laugh. For the right guy I'm very caring, respectful, trustworthy and loyal. So if you want to meet a good guy with a heart of gold, then hit me up with your stats, a pic and a little about yourself for a reply. Have a great day!!]]>

<![CDATA[ so i did these and hey they werent that easy to take by yourself! so i do hope you like but tonight i will all eve. and no work so its up to us! i have no hang ups and love all girls, so dont be shy, just be you is all i ask, after all its all about the fun...right! and i am fun.. and all for you.and please dont worry! we will of course take it slow and easy, i often get asked that so i thought i would get that out of the way..send back a pic or two]]>

<![CDATA[Hello.. Do you enjoy kissing ...and kissing and kissing ...softly at times and deep and intense in other moments? I am interested in meeting and dating an emotionally open, focused, professional goal setter. A go getter striving for something and spiritually connected in some way. Someone who loves to hear laughter and the intense moans of his lover. Physically I am looking for someone who is athletic to stocky/beefy build. A man who works out in some way and COMPLETELY comfortable dating a person with HIV. My stats - Arab-American, 5'9" and 208 lbs., beefy/muscular with a 34" waist, 46" chest and semi hairy. I am an artist (painter) with a full-time job that gives me the ability to pursue my passion and interests which include museums, reading, writing, films/anime, working out, volleyball, hanging out at the beach, good food and some sweaty dancing. Looking for friendship/LTR with an open, honest man who is a focused, professional goal setter and spiritually connected. Having fun with someone who loves to laugh is really important. There is TOO much to do in Chicago. So homebodies are not what I am looking for - I want a man who is able to socialize in any type of setting and develop a pleasant, long, romantic dating relationship. Please include in your email - personal interests, photos, stats and location (Note - out of state and burbs are too far to consider). Look forward to hearing from you.]]>

<![CDATA[looking for a guy who is willing to go out, dinner, dancing and movies. long walks are nice too, not scared to go out witha tgirl. my name is joann ]]>

<![CDATA[Okay well... I'm getting the impression that 90% of the women on here are fake. I get a ton of responses from girls named 'Alexandra' and want me to visit their personal website. I mean... It's funny, until I realize that I'm wasting time writing emails to women that don't even exist. If you're smart, funny, sexy - or any combination of the three - send me a message and we'll go from there. ]]>

<![CDATA[im not sure what to put here since this is my first time but basically im seeking someone that can fulfill all of my needs. I'll let you know when the time is right. ]]>

<![CDATA[how bout you ladies? if you like, lets see,a bit of the best of both worlds, then lets see, well better yet have a look! i also have 7.5 + to go with the rest of me also, super clean and love to play expect the same, just wanting somthing a bit different how bout you?]]>

<![CDATA[If all was well at home I wouldn't be posting, so I will not go into detail. I am in desperate need of some fun and laughter and playing golf and drinking with the boys just doesn't do it! I am seeking that pretty face across the table for lunch or dinner, shopping for unnecessary funny objects, a walk on the beach, a drive in the country, good conversation, hearty laughs, and who knows,- holding hands and more? I’m educated, tall (six feet), reasonably fit, non smoker, in good health, generous, and am considered a gentleman with ample time to pamper the right lady. Are you the one?]]>

<![CDATA[so if size does matter,well it did to my ex, so now i guess if it does to you here goes, and oh yea the rest isnt bad either, but at least we have the fundimentals out of the way! so if you are home ,bored want to get somthing going,yea anything like that hit me back sorry about the pic quality also but you get the point send some back if you can]]>

<![CDATA[It's too nice to work or concentrate. Let's start weekend early and escape together. Can you be my smart, sexy playmate today? You'll find me good company, engaging and fun...not to mention fit, clean-cut and good looking. Let's pencil something in...ASAP. ]]>

<![CDATA[Good looking professional seeking adorable sweetheart seeking a monthly "special private" "helpful" friend. Prefer you be a non-smoker and are under 55. If you truly desire an easy discreet arrangement lets chat. We may just be searching for one another. ]]>

<![CDATA[If you are looking for just something sexual, I am not for you. Most submissive men don’t get to have conventional sex. But even if you could this wouldn’t be your choice it would be mine. If you try to lead emails or discussions with me on what you would like me to do to you then you are attempting to be dominate me from the submissive role. Basically, I refer to this as role playing. I am not a role player. I will never submit to you or any man. I have had 2 long term submissive relationships. I enjoyed both of them immensely. I am a single white female that seeks a truly submissive man. I know that there are a lot of men that have fantasized about this. I am not seeking those men. I want a man that has real experience in this area. I have had short term submissive relationships that were unfulfilling to the point that I realize this is not something for me. However, I am looking for something that can lead to another type of relationship. What am I seeking: • A truly submissive male. • Someone with experience. • White only. • Someone who has a stressful or high-powered job during the day and can relax by being submissive at night. • Not married or attached. • Someone who understands cuckold. To me this would mainly mean that I can have other lovers but you cannot. • Someone who doesn’t want to be feminized. • All outward appearances to family, friends and co-workers of a normal relationship. If you think you qualify please respond via email. In your email include the following: what experiences that you have had in this area, what makes you a good submissive and what are your limits. Respond with a picture if you want one from me. ]]>

<![CDATA[wow what a difference from jersey!well let me take the time to say hi to you all and the opertunity to show you a bit of myself, getting it put to me, as it were,and trust me it has been a bit and oh yea! i am wanting some more, and hoping to make it a regular thing if its right so send back you also, if yo like what you see cio..]]>

<![CDATA[Are you an educated woman, maybe in a demanding professional career? Maybe you're a stay at home mom who is very smart, attractive and has a fun personality? Your personality and attitude matters more than your looks. Maybe you are attached looking for an ongoing affair and discreet companionship with someone to bring out you inner passion or rekindle that sexual flame. Maybe you're a single professional woman looking for an opportunity to play with a fun strong male that will help bring out you deepest desires and make them come true without any entanglements or relationship strings. If this is you then maybe we can help each other. I'm an attached professional male, looking for a fun smart woman to begin an ongoing, discrete intimate friendship with. This friendship implies more than just sex. It is a true friendship, with chats, meetings, lunches etc. while also exploring our mutual sexual desires. I'm very intelligent, have an active imagination and I'm a great conversationalist. Excellent kisser and enjoy cuddling. If you're intrigued with what I have written, then reply back and let's begin the conversation and see where it may lead. ]]>

<![CDATA[and if it works out on a regular basiis fine with me! but i do want this for today after 4 not much longer also i cannot host this behind of mine is nice and these are pics of it i took to show you and will not show more of me! so please dont ask for anymore i am nice and as you can see in good shape ok , so please if you want this send back some of you also and be able to host today at 4-5]]>

<![CDATA[MWM43 searching for a woman with an oversized clit to worship. The bigger, the better. I'm attractive, in-shape, hung, expert at licking. Just lay back and enjoy. Daytimes best. Your race, body style unimportant. Serious replys only, no young girls.]]>

<![CDATA[im not sure what to put here since this is my first time but basically im seeking someone that can fulfill all of my needs. I'll let you know when the time is right.]]>

<![CDATA[im going to keep this short and sweet. i want to f**k]]>

<![CDATA[I'm on here looking for something different in my life. I've been single for a while, and just looking for a friend to hang out with and who knows what'll happen next. I dont smoke....I dont drink....but I like to have fun. I do have photos, however, in order for me to let you see them, you must present me with your photos 1st please. (I have to admit, this is new for me, so please work with me) If you would like more discription, or just a nice convo, hit me up. If you dont ask, you wont know, right? A lot of men have needs(and I'm not gonna lie about it...I am as well)....however, Thats not my main focus, and I wont do anything that you dont want to do, because Im not trying to get hurt by (or hurt) anyone. I would just like a person who can speak their mind and doesn't have anything to hide, ya feel me...Ima be straightforward and real with you. Im usually into my African American beauties but life changes and so can I...so yeah, Im open... If youre interested, hit me up. And yeah I do have an education as well. ]]>

<![CDATA[Okay, im not sure why people feel the need to Bash other people especially if you know nothing about them!!! Just because i am looking for what "I" like, and sorry if "you" don't fit what "I" Like is no reason to Bash anyone . I have not been rude or mean to any one out there but just because i'm not interested in wasting my time by chatting with some one i know i will never meet or could be interested in meeting does not give you the right to talk shit to me or about me...I thought we were all adults here!!! So why are so many men, and TS acting like little childish children? It's very obvious that just with your behavior that your not ready to be in any kind of relationship or even deserve to even know people who are.. So if you feel your mature enough and truly ready for something can possiably change your life then get back to me, but if things don't work out there is no reason to get crazy and start talking shit ! I reside on the South Side of Chicago,Midway area. I am Puerto Rican and Italian, I'm about 5'7 1/2 in height, weight height proportionate. I am looking for white men between the ages of 28-38 that at least stand 5'10 and above weight proportion to height for friendship, traditional dating that can possibly lead into something more serious and long term. Not looking for any hook ups, one night stands and not looking to be a fantasy maker or an experiment!!! I don't sleep with anyone on the first date so please don't waste your time or mine! If interested please include a photo and tell me about yourself. I will not respond to any reply's that do not include a picture and details about yourself. Please make sure you are mentally ready for something serious with a transsexual. I am not on here to be played and not looking to play any one, If you can respect what I have to say and you feel you are ready and feel you fit the description above and are interested please feel free to respond. No Lies No Games No Hook Ups' No One night stands And please remember not a fantasy maker and not an experiment! Please keep in mind I do not respond back to any responses that do not include a picture and a description of yourself and what it is you are looking for! ]]>

<![CDATA[ Ok people here it goes, built 23 years old nasty lass interested in strong casanova for strings gushing sex. I love to be restrained and told whatever to do. I am only looking for one night stands. I'm a little too young to really know much about the world but I am open to learning anything you wanna teach me. I'm looking for a guy that doesn't mind acting a little submissive once in a while. If you send a hot pic then you'll get a hot pic of me in return ]]>

<![CDATA[ Hi I,m Sexy single and searching for something special, 23 years old sensual filly wanting for strong fellow to engage in mind blowing drama free fetish sex. I just moved here and I don't really know anyone here yet, I probably need to be shown around town. I have an outgoing personality. I work the night shift, stay home on the weekends and love to drink a cold, dark beer. I like to sweat and dirty with a guy who be creative in bed. Please send a pic if you'd like one of me. ]]>

<![CDATA[Where are all the quality people in Chicago? I have been looking for true, real, honest, and quality people to befriend and hopefully find the man of my dreams along the way. So far I have only found jerks, people who only want me for what I can offer and a shitload of liars. If you are serious about having a true friend and can offer sincerity the send me a message. ]]>

<![CDATA[ Hello Been sexualy frustrated lately, 26 years old delightful lady egarly looking for potent gentleman to have wild fantasies. I like to have a bit of risky fun in my life, but not too risky. I feel really comfortable with people who aren't shy or don't expect too much from me. I'm a wacky woman looking for a fun person with an open mind. I slowly pleasured myself tonight in a way I thought only a man could do. So are you Ready to spoil me? then email me your pics and I'll send mine. ]]>

<![CDATA[Is it possible to have a relationship with someone you have to share? This is something I have been asking myself as of late...... I am married, and plan on staying that way however, I am seeking one special man to develop and share a special relationship with. This relationship could start with emails and/or phone conversations and, if we meet and find a mutual attraction possibly develop further. I am looking for a relationship, not a one night stand......someone to share special intimate and passionate moments with. This would require both mutual respect and discretion. Me: Professional, well spoken, loyal, honest, caring and driven. I have a good sense of humor and most men find me attractive, blonde hair and green eyes. I am 5'6", average to slightly above average weight. I am curvaceous however, not to worry as this does not mean I have to shop at Lane Bryant..... :) I wear trendy, age appropriate clothing and take care with my appearance. I love spending time outdoors, reading, music and good conversations. You: Ideally you are between the ages of 35-45, professional, educated and well spoken. You should be honest, charming, attractive, passionate. You must be able to share your thoughts and emotions. Ideally you are in a similar situation as myself and are interested in sharing emails/phone calls throughout the day and share occasional lunch/dinners or possibly overnights. I would love to hear from you! Please send me a message about yourself. A photo would be appreciated. ]]>

<![CDATA[I need to be sure that im going to get what I want this time. You only live once and I want everything. I want to lick everything and I want everything licked. ]]>

<![CDATA[I'm pretty new to town and have yet to go to a bar where there are people like me sitting around. Everything around me is just snotty prick hangouts. I'm sick of em. Exit, the Mutiny, Cobra Lounge? Are these good? I wanna go. Show me around. I'll buy your drinks. I wont even perv on you if you don't want. I just want to meet some people and if at all possible, get a make out.]]>

<![CDATA[shy never married swm 40s seeking female dominant long term age open may single or married or a couple ]]>

<![CDATA[I am looking for somebody who takes Ballroom/Latin/Swing dancing seriously, including being flirty, though I have no expectations of it going anywhere beyond dance partners. Hoping to advance my entry level skills through practice and some appropriate lesson plan. Lessons and Dancing could be from Highland Park through Naperville and encompassing NW chicago through Arlington Heights with possible private lessons in Chicago north along the lakeshore (because they are cheaper there). Any suggestions? I am older than the 18-30 range of most CL poster. Since I look younger than my age, I'll tell you when I send my picture. Since this is not intended to lead to a serious LTR (though it certainly would be nice), age should not be a limiting factor, as long as don't look to differently aged.]]>

<![CDATA[I work at a hospital, not really a nurse but i do help take care of people. I am also in grad school and I am trying to persue a modeling career. I need to find somenone to help me relax, find some downtime, someone that can support me, spoil me, make love to me. I am 23 cute single blonde, if you are interested send me an email. I am open to anyone and really look forward to reading the replies and meeting new people, to me that would be a lot of fun. ]]>

<![CDATA[I think thats what your name is (well i know it is but don't want to seem like i know everything about you, as i dont)...... Anyhow, you live somewhere in kankakee area, curious if you are single? I've seen you around before and are curious. Please no fake responses, if you email give me a description and I will know if its truely you or not. Thanks .......]]>

<![CDATA[I am looking for a man. I like to have fun such as just a quick fuck and having a good time, who doesnt? but I am MUCH MORE interested in a LTR. I am also not leaving for college, I am doing community college, so I am not going anywhere, haha. I know I keep posting these adds, but I have yet to find someone He must be out there somewhere. I am interested in anyone who is a: Professional Business type *Jock type* <--- most desireable In general just deffinately manly acting, MUST be between the ages of 18-35. be willing and able to drive and host. and disease free/ drama free/ sane. NO kinky weird stuff. **NO ONE MARRIED OR WITH KIDS** I am disease free and for the most part a bottom. I am 5'8 148lbs I am actually taking this seriously Straight acting, not overly flamboyant. drama free and very mature,[unlike most gay boys my age] *I WILL ONLY SEND OUT MY PICTURE WHEN YOU E-MAIL ME* ************************************************************* this is not a spam robot i just keep posting because i have yet to find the right man ************************************************************* ]]>

<![CDATA[Im Dave I have a 1year old dog I like working out/ lifting I love cars and working on cars I have 3 cars I have a steady job Im going to collage part time and working part time As you can tell i like to make things clear, making a list was the best way haha Im looking for a girl with a nice smile and beautiful eyes ( ill be the judge of them ) great sense of humor Has some quirks that Id end up like about her Strong values loves animals too knows how to have fun, but can have fun staying in for a night or 2 ps i think that freckles are cute well i think ive wrote to much and if your a REAL girl who doesn't want me to sign up for something then im willing to talk, i posted a picture so i hope you can send me one with your email, and ill send you another one ]]>

<![CDATA[im tired of waiting for the right man to fall in my lap so here it goes. Im looking for someone who can break my back and make me scream his name nightly. or at least for tonight. let me know if thats you. ]]>

<![CDATA[So. I want someone who is educated (you don't have to have a PhD, but basic spelling, grammar, and punctuation are necessary), ambitious, honest, considerate, and hard-working with a sense of humor. I love playing golf,and all outdoor activities, almost any sport. I love to show off my body and enjoy really nice dinners . I love and accept Jesus Christ with my whole heart but i'm not a perfect christian. If you can not devote 5 min to write an email, then I can not devote 1 minute to read it. You want to tell about yourself, but then again you don't want to reveal too much. Yah I've posted here before, yah I'm met some cool people. But it doesn't really seem like anyone has a "click" past friends and that's fine. Lets see where this goes, please include a picture.]]>

<![CDATA[I'll tell you where to meet me, what to drink, what to wear and what we are going to do after we drink. I'm even going to tell you what your name is for the evening. You like what you hear, give it a shot. ]]>

<![CDATA[I am basically looking for it all-well, who isn't?! I would like to meet someone who is healthy-emotionally, spiritually and physically. Essentially all that entails. I live a quiet life. I try to maintain balance in my life yet I am a single mom of my daughter who is four. I devote most of my free time and energy to raising her and it is my passion. I am very happy with my life, I would just like to enhance it. If you can get with this-contact me!]]>

<![CDATA[Hmmmmm lets see, a little bit about me.... "I'm that smart, attractive, self sufficient, black woman that every good black man is looking for. Jill Scott looks with that Floerty vibe. My family is from Costa Rica (a small Spanish country in Central America, where Jamaicans migrated for work building the Panama Canal and settled in the nearby countries with their families) So I'm a roots and culture girl. I love music. Neo-soul,R&B,Jazz, Reggae, Haitian, hip-hop, African, house...you name it. I'm that "Homey,Lover, Friend", R. Kelly talks about (but I'm over the age 18...lol). I'm a 34, single with no children (well 2 dogs, but I guess they don't count for real kids..lol). I'm looking for someone like myself who want to start that other half of their life. (No coo-coo for coco coco puffs need to apply). It's nice to meet new friends and possibly someone you connect with on more than one level.]]>

<![CDATA[I am looking for someone to spend some time with?someone who makes me laugh and who enjoys trying new things and meeting new people. I am very down to earth and open minded. I love music, all types of movies, I recently discovered how exciting and fun live sporting events can be and I am definitely interested in trying that again, love the city, I am from the city and have lived other places but nothing compares to home. I also like to cook, trying new recipes is fun and I am always looking for a new guinea pig. Ha Ha. I have been back in St. Louis for a few years now and am ready to meet someone new.]]>

<![CDATA[My best feature is my legs without a doubt...I ride horse so they're used to straddling, they're quite buff, hehe ]]>

<![CDATA[Here is a little information for you to get an idea of the type of person I am. I had a hard time coming up with something, so be kind.On our dream date, my match and I would go to an exotic restaurant that neither of us have been before,perferrably by the water. The personality that makes me unique is that I am open to the differences in others. I believe it is what makes the world go around.I would best describe my lifestyle as laid back and private.I love the outdoors and am willing to try things that I have not yet experienced before.The thing I am most grateful for is life itself.I think chemistry is very important.I believe it is what makes people even want to get to know each other.]]>

<![CDATA[Since you have been a bad little girl, i am going to put you over my knee pull down your panty`s and give you a old fashion hand spanking, think of it this way, every time your bad you will have to call or email me for your spanking. Sounds like fun to me. I am a single 47 year old white guy. Open on Age/Race. First timers ok.]]>

<![CDATA[Well first off thank you for taking the time to look at my ad. I am a man that is seeking an older classy woman who is looking for an alternative to her every normal routine. I am white and I stand over 6' and am very muscular, not the freaky ripped kind but I would say I have an athletes body. I'm gona get to the piont, I am willing to cook, clean and please you till your raw. All I ask in return is alittle finacial help and make this a regular thing. YOU MUST BE DISCREET AS I AM. Hence the "stable" part of my title, please have all your ducks in a row. I am very cute, spontanius and romantic. I can be as conservative or wild as you wish. And will do just about anything u can think of while we share out time together. Nothing off limits I will be at your mercy as to what u desire. I am very real and very willing. PLEASE do not waste mine or your time because I do work and go to school, and I'm sure your time is just as precious as mine. Open to any and all age ranges, and PLEASE be ATTRACTIVE AND CLEAN! pics will be sent on request as well as phone # along with opening in my schedule. Please provide a pic with your response as it will loosen me up abit and feel more comfoterable speaking with you. AGAIN I AM 100% of what I just wrote. Hope I can meet someone interesting....lookin foreward to it. Have a great evening. - P]]>

<![CDATA[ I'll straight up say it. I love to masturbate. I do it all the time. And I'm good at it. (Well at least I never had a complaint.) I'm looking for a friend with whom I can feel free to masturbate with. Someone who'd be willing to join me. Someone I can have an adventure with. One of my fantasies is to go to a empty theater with some and masturbate side by side with them in the dark. Another is to masturbate across from each other in a crowded resturant. Or to attend a party that is dedicated solely to group masturbation. Have you ever had thoughts like this? I'm a nice down to earth guy. (The kind that typically finishes last, but I'm out to change that.) I'm a little bit of a nerd so it would be nice it you are one too. I was a film major in college, so I'll let that say what ever it says about me. If you'd be interested in trying something fun, new and exciting please let me know. Lets chat a little. If you have a pic I'd love to see it. I'll send you one of myself in return. If you don't have a pic or don't feel comfortable sending one yet that's cool too. ]]>

<![CDATA[I am looking for a lover who can host, be available often and spontaneously. I am intersted in exploring my submissive side. Please explain how you can be of service to me.]]>

<![CDATA[I have an empty void inside that needs filling. fill me up. ]]>

<![CDATA[a year, Shasta Lake in November for Trout and Dicovery Bay every Easter for Bass and Catfish. I have a heard of Chevrolet Camaros that I enjoy wrenching on when I get the chance and enjoy my NASCAR and NHRA Sundays with a cold beer on my recliner with my dog.]]>

<![CDATA[I am looking for a guy who wants to go out and have a good time, and see what happens from there. I work a lot so I don't have a lot of time but when I do have extra time I enjoy working out, going out with the girls, listening to live music, going to baseball and footbal games, really I like doing just about anything when I am around people with the same attitude/interests as me. If you want to know more just ask!]]>

<![CDATA[I just got out of a bad realationship. I just want to have someone to hang out with be my friend first ,you have to be down to earth and you can't be judgemental unless you have a reason or your ready to be judge back, have to be willing to compromise and take risks must be honest must be comfortable with being yourself. I like the hiking, I like the outdoors,movies,paintball ing,music for words, love race cars,and trucks,offroading & quads,like to play fight(pillows)and stand up comedy. NO HEAD GAMES (no worries I'm not like the average female) I am very out going and adaptable to most any situation and I like children.]]>

<![CDATA[I'm looking to have a good time in the limited free time I have. I'm a person who can't sit still. Looking for new things to do. Do you have what it takes?]]>

<![CDATA[Hey all:/-My name is Laura. I'm a friendly, wild, crazy, lovable, hugable, kissable, squeezable, cute, funny, exciting, adventureous, physical, outgoing, talkative, loyal, honest, down-to-earth type girl. I love being around people, I'm very much a people person, but in the same respect, I'm quite shy under most circumstances. I'm spontaneous and I love sports--I used to be great at track, soccer, volleyball, and of course cheerleading-that's my sport. I also love to watch sports.]]>

<![CDATA[Hello, just wanting somebody to spend my life with. I am tired of being lonely and would like someone who likes to do the same things I like to do.]]>

<![CDATA[I am 5'4", with a few extra pounds, brown hair, brown eyes, olive complexion/very tan. Picture is available if you send me yours first.]]>

<![CDATA[I need to be sure that im going to get what I want this time. You only live once and I want everything. I want to lick everything and I want everything licked.]]>

<![CDATA[I need someone who can keep up with me. im interested in a long term relation ship or something quick. it doesn't really matter right now. if we are right for each other it'll last longer.]]>

<![CDATA[I love phone sex! Role playing over the phone and fantasies are a lot of fun. I have a great imagination. Let's explore what you've been dreaming about! I have a great voice, too. ]]>

<![CDATA[i wanna be with someone who will love me for me ,....lets look inside the heart......i cant wait 2 meet u,...i have never been in a seriously relationship so why don't you become the luckiest guy in the world because i cant wait 2 make u one,....i have kept myself for you.]]>

<![CDATA[Single woman who has no idea how the dating game works sums me up pretty well. I like interesting guys who tell good stories around a campfire, can play guitar, and don't mind discussing everything and anything. I don't feel comfortable putting up my picture but trust me I'm pretty alright looking-okay no I'm actually smokin' but humble at the same time,lol. I like to paint and write....and pretend that before I'm an old lady I will be able to ditch the business suit and wear my burk's everyday instead. I am determined to play tamborine on stage with Max Creek, go to equador ,tell off George Bush, create the most fabulous painting ever, and finally find the guy who won't think I'm out of my tree for wanting, trying, and refusing to give up until I do so. :), (well maybe not the G.Bush part, and I probably will get arrested when I jump up on stage, but what the he**.)]]>

<![CDATA[Looking for friendship hopefully leading to more.... My interest are boating, playing cards, watching sports ,riding on motorcycles,going to rams games but I do not mind cuddling on the coach with a good movie. Looking for a attractive conversationalist. Someone young at heart and social,but professioanl and buisness minded.]]>

<![CDATA[About me, I am a warm, funny, spontaneous woman. I love to laugh and appreciate interacting with people who can bring that out. I am looking for someone who also loves to laugh. In addition to that I would like to meet an honest, down to earth man. As far as what I like to do....my taste encompasses a wide range of things. I love going to the movies, concerts, theatre. I am trying to work my way up to going to an opera. I also enjoy reading comic books, watching anime. While I haven't blossomed into full fledged geekdom, I see myself headed there in the future.I enjoy yoga, running, etc. Anyway, I know there are plenty of good guys out there. I am fun-loving and spunky! I have a good heart and a better mind- and I'm looking for someone who's the same. I am very goal oriented, with a good career, a great group of friends and family-the only thing missing is that special someone to share it with. I love to go out, and try new things. I am someone who is going to have fun no matter what! So come-on]]>

<![CDATA[sweet, shy, and crazy lady looking for some to have fun with. I have lots of hobbies. I love to go out and have fun. Movies and dancing are a big hit with me. I also love to play and watch sports. ]]>

<![CDATA[Hey there. Hit me up if you want to know anything I didn't say I'm not shy in the least. My friends are equally of all different nationalities and races and that's the way i love it to be. I am very passionate about photography and i love taking pictures especially of sunsets and flowers. I've had bad luck with Cragislist..or more like no luck, but thought I would try one more time. I have been through a lot in my life as I'm sure many have. I have a strong mind and ego. I am very independant and have morals, values and goals in life. I would like to meet someone that has a great heart and is looking for a potential relationship (one woman man) I do however have a sensitive side that many don't see, it takes time to get to know me but if your patient and interested you shouldn't have a problem. I prefer men with pictures but if you dont have one then thats ok.]]>

<![CDATA[Are there any transsexuals up here in the suburbs? If you're in the city, that's okay too. I'm looking for a TS girl who isn't an escort. If somebody out there exists, please hit me up. I'm good looking, employed, smart, funny, a gentleman, etc. Let me know if you're interested.]]>

<![CDATA[Looking for a great, nice, guy for dating and hopefully, eventually an LTR. Would like a guy that's my best friend and lover. A guy that likes to workout, bike on lake, play tennis, shop, travel spontanenously and build a great home - together! I'm an act-together, professional guy with a great job, nice condo, nice car but missing what's truly important AND that's you! If you think and dream about "stuff" I've described here, hit me up and let's see what happens! I'm 5'9, 175, bro/blue, clean cut, clean shaven. Thanks for reading!]]>

<![CDATA[LOOKING FOR A WOMAN TO GO TO VEGAS WITH US FOR OUR ANNIVERSARY TO HAVE A WEEKEND OF FUN. ALL EXPENSES PAID MUST BE INTO COUPLES SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY. PLEASE SEND PICTURES ]]>

<![CDATA[We do really well in a threesome setting, but we haven't found our significant third ... yet. We want to meet a fun attractive woman with a positive outlook on life. She should be poly inclined and bisexual. We don't have many hangups about physical appearance, but prefer someone who takes good care of herself. A little about us. We are an attractive caucasian couple, both 40, married for over 12 years. We have been in a triad relationship before. We enjoy working out, dining, movies, a little wine, a little green, stimulating conversation and definitely hot steamy sex in all its glorious infinite variety. Now for this necessary add-on: We expect to exchange pictures, as physical attraction is important. We also expect to chat by phone before meeting. If your situation requires discretion, no problem. Not interested in males, so thanks, but no thanks. ]]>

<![CDATA[...lets seee frontside or the backside? well i do prefer having in the backside what do you think? i am wanting to do this today after i stop work also you must host as i cannot! i stop work and am out of here about 4 or so ...sooooo hit me back? and if you do not return a pic i will just delete!]]>

<![CDATA[LOOKING FOR LONG TERM RELATIONSHIP. MY BEST FEATURES: smile, brains, body, height, financial stability, sense of humor & sense of style. YOU HAVE: confidence, good looks, enough height, ambition, success in your life. A pic please.]]>

<![CDATA[Just wondering if there are any lonely horny women seeking company from a handsome man....I can be there ASAP. Let's meet today. MEN DO NOT REPLY. ]]>