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<![CDATA[Hi I am Kevin 36 from Ft Collins I am 6'1" 200 lbs short dark blond with blue eyes ! i am 100 % single I dont smoke or do any drugs I go to nascar races allmost every saturday in Erie I have a good job with the state I am nice, caring, loyal, fun & respectful I hope to hear from cool women and if I am lucky a woman that like racing to !! thanks for reading !!...Kevin]]>

<![CDATA[Forty year old attractive male with successful career and home in the burbs just can’t fit in with the 40 something crowd. I am looking for and attractive younger woman to do all the fun things in life and start a nice relationship. If you are interested, send me a pic and I will reply to all. ]]>

<![CDATA[I am new to this area and am just looking to get out. Send a pic if you are interested. <center> <img src="http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u132/sdgade/Steve%20Pics/Transferedpictures530.jpg"> </center>]]>

<![CDATA[Hi and thank you for reading my ad. I'm a 45 year old male, am reasonably good looking, and in decent shape (six feet, 195 lbs). I'm certainly not male model material, but I'm perfectly happy with what I bring to the party. :) I'm a very busy individual, have a couple young'uns (both of whom mean the absolute world to me) at the house, and my schedule keeps me hopping. That said, it can be difficult finding time to break away once in a while, but I've always said "where there's a will, there's a way." I'm a successful, very independent, strong-willed, quite funny, non-smoking, light-drinking, brutally honest, flexible (in thought), easy going, committed, very dedicated, amazingly happy individual, and I do seek the the same qualities in a mate. As I mentioned, I'm quite the honest person, so I will say up front that I absolutely LOVE sex. No, I'm not saying that's the most important thing in a relationship, but again being frank, I just love the sexual aspect of a relationship, and the physical closeness that it brings. So, if this is something that will go away a few months into a relationship, then please, I am not the man for you. Anyway, I very much enjoy travel, working around the house/yard, movies, dining out, the arts, sporting events, taking walks, and oh yes, did I mention that I LOVE intimacy? :) See, I'm just trying to be as up front as I possibly can. I do not care about race, but what I do ask is that you be someone around my age or younger, and that you take good care of yourself and take pride in your appearance. It would be very beneficial if you were to live on the north side of town, but geographic proximity is not the big driver here. If you'd like to know more, then please write. I'd love to learn more about you, and hope to be given the opportunity. If you care to include a pic, then I'd love to see it. I hope to have the pleasure of getting to know you and meeting you soon.]]>

<![CDATA[Late Night Happy Hour Anyone? If so, let's meet for a few drinks and alot of laughs! I'm fresh out of a relationship so I'm not focusing on finding ms. right ASAP but I'm certainly not looking for ms. wrong either. :) Park Tavern (Cheesman Park Area) happens to be one of my favorite places to do a lil drinkin with good people in tow. Since most of my friends are out of town with the school break, there's no one to share a beverage with tonight. ME: 27, educated, working on my JD, funny (with and without alcohol), cute, good listening skillz, lover of music, spontaneous, and morally decent with a clean rap sheet. :) ps. References available.... my momz can vouch for me!]]>

<![CDATA[Hello some friends had some luck with this. and i wanted to try this . Any way im 5'11" long dark hair and alot of tatoos. hoping to find someone to talk too. I like to go to see live music play pool. long drives i play the drums also trying to start a band.. i stay in denver. I work alot and dont get out as much. if you would like to talk some time (seven two zero) four nine five eight two eight three.... PEACE....Steve..]]>

<![CDATA[Looking for an honest, sincere, attractive woman.....Please don't have alot of baggage. I am looking to get to know someone for a long term relationship. We can chat more when you reply with a pic of yourself. Thanks.]]>

<![CDATA[I want to see if anyone is interested in seeing a movie tonight. I’m open to suggestion as what movie to see. Some basic info about me: I’m 38 yrs old good looking single male, tall with an athletic build non-smoker and college educated. Thank for looking at my post and I hope to hear from you soon. P.S. I have pics if you need one. ]]>

<![CDATA[ I'm a guy who's been through a lot, but doesn't necessarily like to talk about it right away. I'd like a girl who's got some life experience to match. I've got several scars, which I'm mentioning 'cause it's usually either a major turn on or a major turn off. If scars aren't your thing, I'm not your guy. I'm a determined kind of person with work and life. When I'm in a rut, I find a way to get out of it. Currently I'm a salesman, one of the best in my department- but if it's money you're after, look elsewhere. Emotionally I lean to the romantic side. I'm not an asshole, so if you want a bad boy look elsewhere. I've had run-ins with the law, but I try to keep my nose clean. I'll smoke pot occasionally, as well as drink. When I say occasionally, I mean at max once a week. I don't want a stoner or a drunk. I don't like cleaning other people's "messes." It's hard for me to get close with somebody, and sometimes that comes across as a lack of interest. That's usually not the case. I'm good at letting people know if I like them or not. I don't like games- with that in mind; I'm looking for the kind of person who can level with me (without being asked to) about anything. Lies and tall tales are a major turn off. Physically I'm 6'0". I've got a somewhat athletic build, but I'm no football player. I have many talents ranging from writing poetry & short stories, to playing music (music by the way is very important to me. I'd like somebody who feels the same.) to modifying videogames, and creating encryption algorithms. Too smart? Look elsewhere. I am doing well at my job and may stay there for a few years to kick off my career, but my ultimate goal is in the field of computer forensics. So you have a taste for my personality, my physical demeanor, and my aspirations. My picture is below.. If you're interested, tell me about yourself. PLEASE reply with a picture or two, or no reply. The Internet is full of fakes and I don't like wasting my time. ]]>

<![CDATA[ OK, if you like live music, drink wine, enjoy eating out, physically fit, and have a nice smile e-mail me back and say hi.... I'm looking for someone who wants to get out and have some fun. Movies are great but if that's all you're into then get a vibrator and accept your defeat. I'm 6', 175lbs, work out, employed, great dancer, great kisser, make fun a priority, and a lot of other great things... E-mail w/ pic... I'm much better looking in person too, but I still want to see a current pic. No need to make this complicated... e-mail... call... feel connection... meet for a date... I think single Mom's are hot, but if you're not I won't hold that against you... P.S. No psychos, leaches, or drama queens please.... ]]>

<![CDATA[Hi, thanks for taking the time to read my post. Let's see, I'm very outgoing and I love to laugh. I know a picture is worth a thousand words but for now a description will have to do, let's see, I know that's on the tall side, 6'6"    I have green eyes,  blonde hair.    I'm looking for someone that enjoys their life as much as I enjoy mine. That is not married or in a relationship.    I'm an assistant pastor and I love the Lord, I enjoy travelling but I would really like to find someone that loves the Lord as I do. I'd prefer a woman not drink or smoke.   If you are sane and emotionally stable, I look forward to hearing from you.]]>

<![CDATA[Well what the hell. My name is Brock and I work full time and pay all my own bills. I live alone. I am 6' 200lbs, Blonde hair blue eyes. I graduate with a multimedia degree in a couple of weeks. I have been living on my own sence high school. I'm from nebraska and I know how to treat a girl. I personaly think my head is on pretty good. I know what I want and don't want. I like going out to the bars but I don't want to hook up. Whatever happens happens but thats not my intentions. I like camping, fishing, snowboarding, doing computer work, building websites. I am very easy going and I always laugh. I love to have fun with anything that is given to me. I am looking for a girl that pays her own bills, has a job. (good or not its a job). That likes to have fun. Like to be held and watch the sunset, likes the out doors. Like to have breakfast in bed. I love to cook. just a all around fun loving girl. If you fit...email me. :) I am looking forward to hear from you.]]>

<![CDATA[hi, i'm a surgeon in search of a gal to change things up and have fun. in my profession, i'm always meeting single (sometimes even married) women in the medical profession. certainly nothing wrong with that, but i figured i'd give this a try and see if i can meet her over a nice bottle of wine and amazing conversation. a little about me, i'm a cosmetic surgeon, black hair / brown eyes / stand about 5'11 and weigh about 180lbs -- recently moved here from NYC (been a few months now) where i'd been a practicing surgeon for years upon years. considering, i'm only 38 -- i'm still considered a young surgeon by many. if you're interested in furthering this conversation ... a message with a photo would be nice, and we'll take it from there, until then. hope to talk to you soon. ]]>

<![CDATA[Hey Gals, I am Asian and been here for long time but unfortunately I am out of status, so I need to be back in the Status. For this I am looking for a girl/women who can marry me for the Green card purpose only, of course there is Good amount of Cash $$$ is involve. This is strictly for the paper only. Currently I am living in New York City, but we can work it out, either i can come there or you can fly over, will take care of flight. About me: Asian 5'10 fluently in English and other languages Well educated ]]>

<![CDATA[Hey Ladies, just thought I would see if anyone out there is interested in chatting this weekend or even getting together. I have been working or stuck in my house all weekend anyone interested?]]>

<![CDATA[I am bored, and need to find a good woman that would enjoy being with a good hearted man. I enjoy various activities and love to be spontanious. I am not a drinker, non smoker. but i love to have fun. Will send a picture once you reply]]>

<![CDATA[Just wondering if there is anyone that would like to met up at a nice bar or resturant have a drink or two this evening and just spend some time with a good guy no expectations just good drinks and good conversation. If so let me know I am attractive and clean cut. ]]>

<![CDATA[Hi there lets see Im am 27 old hispanic male 6ft tall bro hair bro eyes. live in denver. I have a stable job. So im not a deadbeat. I want to meet someone that is not all drama. or any drama for that matter. ]]>

<![CDATA[Are you bored or in a tired marriage? Are you lonely and need to talk out your frustrations? Do you want to talk about "adult" topics? I'm a middle aged married guy, and I'd like to email with you. Write, and please tell me a little about yourself.]]>

<![CDATA[Hello ladies looking for someone who would like to get some dinner tonight or sometime this weekend. So if you are looking for a new guy to get to know or whatever let me know, maybe we can catch a movie afterward or something. race is not important to me, but to let you know in case it matters to you i am white. pic 4 pic. *just words and a tune*]]>

<![CDATA[Well..it is was rainy and I do love a good foo foo drink! I hope that you have had an amazing week...I know I have! It could turn into an amazing weekend if I find you.... Outgoing, open minded, spirited, balanced, non-couch potato, funny..those are good adjectives.....they describe me...and someone that I am looking for. Drinks at sunset, laughing at midnite, snuggling at dawn....are things I love! Camping, bbq's, cooking, music in the park, mountain drives, movies are things I enjoy. Physically...I am attracted to someones face- eyes and smile in particular! Age...I prefer someone mature, however, age is open. Me- well...blonde hair (bald, almost shaved).. Women have been attacted to my attitude and wonderful long kisses. So...as the song goes...If you like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain. If you're not into yoga, if you have half-a-brain. If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape. Maybe your're the lady I've looked for, write to me, and escape." oh yes..and send a pic! Open to age, race, and marital status]]>

<![CDATA[Hello everyone, I am wanting to get out and have a couple of drinks this evening. I don't expect anything except a few smiles. I live in Lakewood and was thinking about Old Chicago out on the balcony. Any takers ??? Send me a hello and I will see you. Bye]]>

<![CDATA[Seeking a woman that wants to relax and have some fun. I'm old but not dead. someone in their late 50's and has their time to themslves at least on weekends. I have a great place to relaxin the foothills and need some company. I'm retired professional and travel some. need to be experienced and down to earth. e mail and we will talk about it. ]]>

<![CDATA[Hey what's up? posted a couple times... thought id try again... I'm 26, live south of Denver, somewhat normal and stable.. looking for an attractive women, between the ages of 25-35... Not looking to make long term email and texting buddies, so if you're all for that, please skip this add... Just looking to meet new people, make new friends, and see what hopefully develops from that. If you're interested, please respond :) -Here's a few pics of me, if you have any, feel free to send as well :) Thanx]]>

<![CDATA[Happy, fun, educated professional seeks match... What I can offer you is an awesome opportunity for us to share some fun time with each other to see what happens. Let's get to know each other here with a few letters; then, if we are clicking, it should be fun to meet for a tasty, colorful drink to further our friendship. Hey, if all goes well, we could even later go to a Comedy Club and enjoy a bite to eat; laughing is the key to the heart. Who knows? I look forward to getting to know you... but what I’ve learned (no matter what you write here), "everything starts with a picture." ;) Hope to hear from ya. /Anthony]]>

<![CDATA[Well I guess I can start out telling a little about myself. I just relocated to the denver area for work and don't know anyone. I'm from Wichita, Kansas and I enjoy a wide variety of things. I like to do just about anything including bowling, playing poker, disc golfing or even just going out to the bars or the movies. I'm 5'7" or 5'8" on a good day and I am very honest, loyal, outgoing, adventureous, and have great morals. I'm looking for someone who wants to be friends first and see where it goes. They also have to like have fun and can't be completely stuck up. I don't really have a specific type but you can't be immature or dumb. If you'd like to know more about me just hit me up.]]>

<![CDATA[10. You'd rather go out with a romantic 6' 1" man, instead of sitting at home wishing you were. 9. The bar scene gets old after a while. I'll take you for a walk in a well lighted public place and we'll have the conversation of the century. 8. You don't feel like going out with a loser, especially one that you find out later is married. I'm not married, and don't have a girlfriend. 7. You don't like shallow men, and would like to have a conversation about something deeper than how shiny a guy's chrome wheels are or how much money he makes. 6. You want to go out with a guy who knows what's important in life: You. 5. You want to meet someone that you truly want to get to know because he shows some interest in what you care about. 4. You like the door opened for you, and you like it when a man lets you go first, order first, and everything else first. Wouldn't it be nice to be treated like you are a priority? 3. You like spending time with someone who doesn't look you in the chest. Real men notice how gorgeous you are, but they don't stare. 2. You want to meet someone who looks like his picture, and the picture wasn't taken when the dinosaurs roamed the Earth. 1. You need to be kissed, and often, and by someone who knows how. The fine print: Still haven't found "the one." HWP please. Send me a picture. Tell me what else you'd like to know about me. Life is short, you know the rest. The finer print: Some have reacted to this posting with either "too good to be true" or "arrogant." The truth is, I have made a lot of mistakes and these represent what I have learned from them. There's a history behind this. Someone will enjoy the fruits of the lessons I've learned about love and life. ]]>

<![CDATA[My name is Kailen. Some just call me Kail for short. It also keeps people from thinking I’m a girl. I am twenty-one. Athletically fit. Not Arnold Swartsanager, but fit. I am currently serving in the Us Army National Guard part time. I also have a great salaried job in Denver as my civilian job. I don’t enjoy living all strict and military like. I’m just a real guy who loves the outdoors. I have a weekend getaway spot on the edge of Lake Granby in Grand lake Colorado. I love extreme snowboarding, back mountain riding; I ride the bowls and the avalanche prone areas. When I am in those conditions I am happy. I love extremes and excitement. I enjoy anything challenging. Hiking, camping, free climbing (no rope rock climbing), cyacking, canoeing, downhill mountain biking, road biking, and jogging. I also enjoy watching sunsets at the lake house, having fun out in the rain, thunderstorms, lightning, snowmobiling, jet skies. Working out (gym). I use to work out a lot more. I need to get back into the routine; I have just been really busy. I have a 17 month old son. Please do not think because I have a child that he would be in the way. He is not baggage, and no issues come with him. That’s a guarantee. I’m trying to get full custody of my son; currently I only have partial custody. My son does come first before my personnel life, but there is always plenty of time to go out and have a good time. Family and my son are a big priority to me. I am very family oriented. I rent a townhouse in highlands ranch inside Palomino Park Resort. I do not know how long I plan to stay there. I do plan to stay in Colorado for the time being though. The military cannot transfer me to any other states and they do not control anything I do. It is pretty relaxed in the guard. I do deploy to Afghanistan and Iraq. I don’t believe I will deploy anytime soon. I own a car. I am almost financially stable. A few errors here and there get me every once in awhile but it happens to the best of us. I’m looking for loyalty and respect. I want to be with somebody who enjoys the outdoors, likes to take chances and try new things. Someone who enjoys crazy adventures. Road trips. I’m really looking for anybody who also enjoys some of the things I do. I am looking for somebody who supports the troops, and agrees and supports who I am and what I do. Loyalty is hard to find! If nothing more id like to at least find someone to spend the summer with and see were it will go from there. Im not looking for someone who parties hard all the time, no clubbers, i lived all that crazy stuff and it never leads to anything but problems! I do like to go to lodo's in highlands ranch and have fun one in awhile but definitly not my favorite scene. ......... Now that I wrote a story and told you a “brief” description of myself, hopefully you will understand a little more about me. After reading if you are interested in meeting for coffee or drinks let me know. Friendship is always the best way to begin the best of times with another. Kailen ]]>

<![CDATA[im a lovin carin guy who is lookin for a sweet girl/woman(age doesnt matter). i love playin sports mostly basketball and football. i have 3 piercins and 2 tattoos. i like a outgoing, nice, smart, and cute girl/woman. well if u wanna know anything else hit me up]]>

<![CDATA[Tired of the same old scene. Send me some thoughts. Non-threatening. Just night on the town, w/o any pressure for anything more. If you require good looks, I can accomate with pic. One night or weekend, nothing to lose.]]>

<![CDATA[No, they shouldn't be eliminated. Because one day I'll be like them. So.. a couple things are established, right: guys are more visual. We want you to look good. We want our friends, after meeting you, to go "damn dude.. she was hot". We want to fantasize about being nasty with you. Your size and beauty are all key elements of our visualizations. If you don't look good, it's more difficult for us to muster the enthusiasm. You understand that, right? You're always wanting to show us off to your girlfriends, including what a successful guy we are, how funny we are, and secretly you know you've got a catch and you sure as hell want your friends to know it too. It's kind of a competition. So many of you expect us to be several things: good-looking, fit, successful, kind (but not *too* kind.. gotta have an edge). Many of us expect you to be: hot. That's the extent of our expectation. We're simple creatures. If we've ever dated a bitch/princess/high-maintenance chick then we also hope that you're laid-back (though we might let it go depending on how hot you are). If we've ever dated a complete idiot and we ourselves are intelligent we also hope you're not embarrassingly stupid (though we might let it go depending on how hot you are). Hot is the female currency - it makes up for everything for most of us. You can tell this because we say things like: "Yeah, she's a bitch, but damn, she's so hot.." and "Yeah, she's stupid, but damn, she's so hot.." and "Yeah, she's married, but damn, she's so hot.." and "Yeah, she's jailbait, but damn, she's so hot.." You get the picture. Now, for the record, I'm nothing like all these guys I'm describing and completely disagree with the blatant objectification of women. Any sweet girl that wants to write me, a caring, understanding, sensitive guy... OH! Please include a pic... ]]>

<![CDATA[ I smoke pot. I drink. I have more infidelities than Clinton. I'm more fiscally irresponsible than Bush. I'm more absentminded than Reagan. I'm a bitch in the morning. I'm a nuisance at night. I brag about my shortcomings. I deny my talents. I'm paranoid. I'm insecure. I'm neurotic. I'm vulgar for the fun of it. I dish it out, but I can't take it. I won't try new things and I'll accuse you of the same. I'm still not over my last relationship. I'll fall in and out of love too quickly. I'll dislike your friends for what I'll assume you'll tell them. I'll hate your family for what they did to you. I'll want to sleep with your sister (but I probably won't). I despise children. I'll harbor a secret jealousy towards every man you ever meet (but I'll never show it, and THAT'S the maddening part). I'll coax you into trying things you don't want to do. I'll disappear for days without calling. I'll make promises I never intend to keep. I'll lie about where I was last night. I'll take on strange obsessions then, months later, deny that I ever much cared. I'll expect sympathy, but never offer any. I'll frustrate you by never living up to my potential. I'll overexaggerate my potential. I'll scorn your ambition. I'll go out with friends and "forget" to invite you. I'll make inappropriate comments to your co-workers. I'll expect things that you can't possibly provide. I'll spoil myself, then tell you I'm broke. I'll hate your pets. I'll laugh at your heroes. I'll go out of my way to prove that you're wrong, then act like it's no big deal when I am. Unfortunately for you, ladies, all in all I'm really not a bad catch. ]]>

<![CDATA[I am NOT just looking to get laid - please read on - I do not drive an SUV because it makes me feel more virile I do not talk on my cell phone at the movies I do not prefer silicon to natural I do not have a gigantic television I do not smoke (ok, ok, nicotine, crack or PCP) I own a mop I own a broom I own a vacume cleaner My job does not take precedence over all else I do have a good job I can remember the last time I cried I have only one hair-care product in my bathroom Thumbnail sketch of me: lean, tallish, brown hair; eclectic interests; secure; a little too independent for my own good, kinda fetching in the right light. Never been described as sweet and gentle, but widely regarded as kind and compassionate. Willing to own up to character flaws. What I'm looking for: a companion, a sidekick, a partner in crime. I need the person who has the extra key to my place in case I get locked out ... the girl who calls me first when her car dies 200 miles away and she needs someone to come get her ... the relationship in which when you call each other, you identify yourselves with "It's me." See, the terrible truth is that I have a lot of love to give but nowhere to put it. True, I could stash it in a storage locker in DTC, but that seems like a tragic waste of perfectly good affection. Besides, I'm not sure what the shelf-life on this stuff is. But more specifically, I'm looking for someone in her late, late 20's or 30 something, with a goofy charm, dry wit, and an appetite for offbeat adventures, fine dining, dive bars, and drunken adventures, picnics, sun and fun. Other alluring qualities (the ol' standbys): good manners, humor, intelligence (and street smarts), humility, reliability, energy to spare, and a belief in something larger than yourself. Bonus points for....TBD. Insecurities and imperfections welcome. ]]>

<![CDATA[ Ok, ok, I know what you’re thinking, because I’m thinking the very same thing. WTF? Batman’s got Wayne Manor, the Batmobile, a great bod, multiple advanced degrees, a utility belt with lots of great battery-powered Bat Gadgets. He can have any girl he wants, right? What is Batman doing placing an ad on Craigslist? You know, I just haven’t been able to find the woman for me through my normal channels. I mean, ok, I can go to a swank bar and find a to-die-for looking woman, start up a conversation with “Hello, I’m Bruce Wayne, do I know you yet?” and within four sentences ask her if she’s ever been to Wayne Manor and would she like a private tour. But these encounters often leave me feeling cold and empty. I find myself waking up in a cold sweat. I leave a note for Alfred to take care of her while I go downtown to fight some crime and blow off steam. And you know, it’s kind of sick, I admit, but fighting crime has turned into a coping mechanism for me. I know that must sound terribly disappointing to you – especially if you had some idealized notion of me having some Buddha like quality that is motivated to a higher level to do good and bring justice to the world. And don’t get me wrong, that’s all a part of it, but nowadays it seems more and more like just a method of stress reduction and easy high from the adrenaline rush. If I didn’t know me better, I’d think it’s almost a compulsive or addictive behavior. So, clearly I can meet women - that’s not the problem. The problem is that I can’t seem to connect in any deeper way with any of them. The women that I have connected with are now no longer single. My friends tell me – now these are my real friends down at the bowling alley and not my so-called “super-friends”. More on that later. No, now that I think about it, let’s get that out of the way right now. I’m going to make a strong statement. I do not think that I can have a “true” friendship with a superhero. Now that may come as a total shock to you. And clearly, to a rational mind, that just doesn’t make any sense. I mean, what could be more natural. A superhero has certain unique issues to deal with. There’s the dual identity, the inability to share your whole self with non-superheroes, the odd hours, and the danger element – which is not insignificant. All of these factors make it a bitch to get to know and maintain real relationships with non-super folks. You would think the commonality between supermen and superwomen would create a natural bond and an esprit de corps. Which, yes, it does…but. But these folks are an unhappy, vain, gossipy and bickering bunch. Is it some kind of law of nature that when someone is endowed with a superpower they also get a super-ego for free? It’s yak, yak, yak about who got first mention in the paper and is it page 1 or page 17. Am I working with superheroes or a ballet troupe for god sakes? And then there are the delusions of grandeur. One can make a case that when it comes to Superman, how much of a delusion can it be, but all the talk of “my Gift” and “my divine duty” makes me want to wretch. There’s a cult like feel to the Justice League that completely wigs me out. Get this, I actually had Grand Master Flash (he hates it when I call him that) come to me and say, “Have you accepted Jesus as your personal Savior.” Oh-my-fucking-god. He was totally serious. And it’s not like I can really talk about these feelings with any of them. One time, I tried very gingerly to breach the subject with Superman. This is what he said to me. He turns to me with sad paternal eyes and in a totally patronizing tone says, “Do you think you feel this way because you don’t have a ‘real’ superpower?” I don’t fucking believe it. I wanted to grab Dickhead of Steel by the cape, point to my head and say, “Hey turd-for-brains, what do you call this?” So if you’ve got a superpower and are thinking that it just might not work out between you and I. Let me give you an “A” for insight. You are probably right. So anyway, as I was saying, my real friends are at the bowling alley down at the coast. These are real guys who will slap you on the back and buy me, Bruce Wayne, a PBR. If you are having a bad day, they will shake their heads and say stuff like, “That’s fucked up”, or “Life’s a bitch” and I know they mean it too. Anyway, as I was saying, I was telling these guys about my inability to deeply connect with the women I’ve been meeting. One guy, Phil I think it was, turns to me and says, “Bruce. It sounds to me like you haven’t gotten over Catwoman.” That’s not the name I call her by with them, of course. I nod my head and just say, “Yeah”. There’s some truth to it. OK, there’s a lot of truth to it. Now this is where all of you Internet dating veterans shake your heads and say, “Tssk tssk tssk”. Never reveal on your ad, of all things, that your carry-on baggage will not fit in the overhead compartment or the seat in front of you. Let me just say this, it’s been over two years since I’ve been with Catwoman. And while that was the deepest and most passionate relationship I have ever had by far, I am over her. And she is over me. She’s with this new guy and been with him for some time now. I’m not sure what she’s getting out that relationship, because she doesn’t really seem happy to me. But there must something, because she is with him and not me. I wish her the best. Really, I do. My bowling buddies say think that I idolize her - that because I look for Catwoman in each woman that I meet, any relationship is bound to fail. Well, I’ve thought on that quite a bit and sat with my feelings. At this point, I truly feel that I’ve grown and moved on. So, if you are a fit and adventurous woman; if you are intelligent and stand up for yourself; if you fight for what you believe in; if you are passionate and available for a deep and loving relationship, I’d love to hear from you. Oh, and bonus points if you have a leopard outfit and are in to scratching. Batman ]]>

<![CDATA[I just thought I'd let you all know a little about me, so you'd know I exist: I'm 8'2" and Catholic... I went to uber-Harvard (it's like Harvard but extra Ivy) I was a double major, studying Physical Sexyness and Astro-Physics I have a penis that can expand and contract to whatever size you want, it's really quite amazing... I have a $90 million dollar trust fund, but I haven't touched it because I believe in making my own money I have a personal jet, and a convertible, they're both red... I'm sensitive but manly....Humble and brilliant..... I am TOTALLY MONOGOMOUS, and I'm single...... I was hoping to meet some average looking girl, sitting on CL bored out of her mind so that I could rescue her. I have this cape I made myself. I made it from teflon and pixie-dust. I'll just swoop down to wherever you are and sweep you off to Costa Rica for a six month vacation. I exist...really. I'm not some figment of your distorted imaginations. I'm not some fantasy you've all constructed in your head of what you think the perfect guy is..... ...I'm really real....really, come and get it....I've been waiting on Craigslist for you to call out to me.... ]]>

<![CDATA[ Well let's face it, I'm not getting any thinner and one day soon I'll have too much girth to even set foot out of my dingy, roach infested house. I'll be one of those guys they have to knock a hole in the side of the building and rent a boom crane just to get my ass out. It's just a matter of time. I'm not that picky, but I am looking for a young model type. She should be financially well off in order to support my vast caloric requirements. It'd also be a plus if she would nag me incessantly so I could ignore her; that'd make me feel like the dominant one. We could spend romantic evenings on the couch taking turns washing my nether regions which have become quite foul from chronic neglect. I'll suppply the brillo pads and comet, you supply the love. Looking forward to hearing from you. Please include a picture as I will inevitably get more responses than I will be able to reply to.]]>

<![CDATA[Ladies, tired of making those pesky commitments to a man, only to find one that's much more handsome, articulate and loaded? Feel the need to change your mind incessantly about what you want from a significant other? Do you just not feel quite ready for a full-fledged relationship but want to have someone around just in case things get dicey? Then step right up, buttercup! I'll saddle your emotional burden for you! Everyone has that one person that they dated, fooled around with or merely lied to to get in their respective pants. You know, the person you look back upon and say ," Damn, I did some foul stuff to that guy/girl." Well, now if you act fast, I can provide you with a service to alleviate all of that negativity in one fell swoop! Here is a small sampling of the services I bring to the table: 24 hour call center. This is a very general service, including but not limited to: calling me up in tears because the other boys you are dating are making you stressed, the two to four times a month when you go out drinking and call me late at night to tell me you want to marry me then forget the whole thing the next day, calling to make sure I am at home while you are on your way out on a date and the bi-monthly random wig-out. Ego stroking. Pretty much self-explanatory, you feel down, I'll make sure to spoon with you, hold your hair as you vomit from too many girly drinks after a night out without me, tell you you're pretty all the time, all so you can have that extra bit of confidence to go and talk to that hunky guy you've had your eye on down at the gym. Emotional bomb squad. Now this is where I truly shine above the rest. Invite me over, have wild passionate sex with me, then tell me you don't want to talk to me for a few days and that," Oh yeah, I've been sleeping with my landlord to pay rent." No problem! I will discreetly and without inflicting further emotional trauma tell you I love you, give you a hug and leave 50 bucks on your dresser for your next night out er, I mean to help pay the rent. ( amount left on dresser open to negotiation ) These premium services are available upon request: Meeting your parents and telling then we're just friends so that they won't be disappointed. Helping you move. Helping you move into a new boyfriends apartment is for platinum subscribers only. Hanging out with your shallow, maladjusted, mainstream-oriented friends. Doing so in a cheesy club or bar is again for platinum accounts only. Taking you back time and time again, even though we both know it's only until anything else comes along, and that it's only so that you can feel better in the interim. In short, you have lots of things on your mind (maybe). Why get yourself all confused with feelings of regret? Let me help you release all that party girl lifestyle in a comforting, positive environment. Get it all out now, so that you can move on to a heathy, constructive relationship right after you "dump" me. Let me be your practice boyfriend. Please, try my product. ]]>

<![CDATA[Wanted Girlfriend of Wife caliber: These are some of the things that will be required: 1. Must make me delicious, healthy, well-balanced meals. I want them served on time, and hot. Be dressed sexy when you bring them to the table. And all of the groceries must be paid for with coupons you have clipped. Make sure you study the papers for the best deals. If you have to travel out of town to get the best deals, then so be it. I want you to save as much money as you can for my hobbies and amusements. And if I decide to bring my lunch to work, make sure you put a love note in with my lunch, to boost my confidence throughout the day. 2. Must shop for me. You must know all of my sizes, brand-name and color preferences, and preferred styles. You must pick up these items while you are out shopping for other things, just because you saw them, and you knew I would like them. Study magazines so you know of upcoming trends, and keep me updated with them at all times. I'm out there trying to earn a living, trying to make us both look good. Help out. 3. Must do my laundry. I want my clothes dry-cleaned when appropriate. The rest you will do yourself. This includes ironing. Keep my clothes neat, pressed, and hung up on those nice wooden or padded hangers. None of those shitty wire hangers. Never shrink my stuff or get bleach spots on them, or mix colors with whites. As soon as my clothes hit the floor after a hard day of work, you need to get your laundry mojo kicking. 4. Must remember all birthdays, anniversaries, etc. of any significant people in my life. Buy appropriate cards for them, and presents if needed. Learn how to gift wrap presents in the fancy style of department stores. Don't forget, I will be taking credit for everything you do for my friends, family, and co-workers. If word gets out that you got the gifts instead of me, I will still strut around, proud that I had the intelligence and foresight to bag a hot piece of subservient ass like yourself. 5. Must clean my bathroom. Every day. Make it look like it's never been used. Always keep my shower stocked with my favorite shower gels, shampoos, conditioners, razors (don't let me ever run out of razor blades), shaving cream, lotions... you get the picture. Constantly check the amount left in my grooming products and make sure that they are never low. Replace my toothbrush at the dentist-recommended intervals. 6. Must be tearfully greatful whenever I do the smallest thing. Never expect me to help out, but when I'm feeling magnanimous and I clear my plate off, call all your friends and tell them how great of a boyfriend I am. Reward me with oral. 7. Must be sexually available to me, always. Know all of my favorite fantasies and fetishes, and be ready to fulfill them at the drop of a hat. Have costumes on hand, and friends that can join us, if that's what I desire. I'm horny all the time so study tantric sex practices. Read Maxim, Stuff, Cosmo, or any other sex tip magazine or book that will tell you how to keep me interested. Realize I'm a sexy, successful man, who has chosen you to receive the main benefits of my goodness, but that other people will want what you have, and will be competing with you for me. Always be prepared that I could find something better, so only bring your A-game. Never take me for granted. 8. Must work out constantly. Have a minimum of a six-pack, eight if you can. Never get fat or out of shape. Employ whatever means necessary to achieve this. Get a personal trainer (must be a male only.), get plastic surgery, take dangerous drugs, get anorexia or bulimia...I don't care. This is not my problem, and I don't want to know how you get perfect, or deal with any of the side-effects of you getting perfect. Whenever possible, try to look like Ms. Jolie, if you can. Dye your hair, cut it, study her movements. Don't get old - there is no excuse for this. Don't look tired or sick. Don't be sick, and if you are, don't tell me about it. Continue doing everything I require of you, cheerfully. Be tan. Have an ass I can bounce a quarter off of. Never break out. Always smell good. Never have intestinal issues. 9. Only talk to me only when I want you to, about things I want to talk about. Don't bother me with your little problems and issues. Don't complain about me. Don't complain about anything, it brings me down. Never be moody. Only discuss your issues with your therapist. When I come home, have my drink of choice ready, my favorite TV show on, and an assortment of newspaper and magazine articles that might interest me next to my chair. Have candles lit. Have a snack made. Massage my head and shoulders, answer my phone calls. Also, rub my feet and give me a pedicure. When asked, have my personal schedule ready to go over. Make all appointments for me, such as hair cuts, facials, doctor and dental appointements. Know when I will need these appointments, and make them at a time that is convenient for me. My hands are tired, so know that this is just a preliminary requirement list. Applications are now being considered. Come on gals. Impress me. Also: Please be a high ranking member of the National Sarcasm Society.]]>

<![CDATA[I am a fun loving young 48 year old with a zest for life. My hobbies include golf, although I am a hacker, auto racing, going to car shows and driving in the mountains on a beautiful day. I love to cook (and I am good at it!). I enjoy going to theater, conerts, art events and Rockies Games. I have a dog and like to take him on long walks. I am self employed and self reliant and KNOW how to treat a lady. I do not use drugs but do enjoy an occasional drink. Care to join me? My ideal girl would be 35-50 yrs old. This next part is VERY Important!!! On a scale of 1-10, I need a (-1) when it comes to drama and a (+11) when it comes to having FUN! If you would like a response, please send a picture with your reply. Hope to hear from you! Tim ]]>

<![CDATA[I may be traveling to Denver in a week or two. I would like to meet a fun perosn who could show me around! I am coming from San Francisco! I am a musician,fun, a little wild, attractive mixed brown boy. I am easy to get along with and not shy! I would love to meet a cool, attractive chic to be all jacked to take me about! We can myspace if you like, and go from there?!]]>

<![CDATA[Here we go again. I tried this once before and it was not the greatest. But I am giving it one more shot! If you are looking to find companionship with a down to earth, 420 friendly, enjoyable, fun loving man then please respond to my ad. Hope to here from you soon. Paul]]>

<![CDATA[tall male seeks nice female. with good heart. willingness to please. down to earth and likes a tall male as hers. so just one real, local, woman who has a pic and will actually engage in human contact and leave her computer. must be somewhat fit and attractive and good at being sensual. SEND PIC. I NEED A WOMAN NOW. ]]>

<![CDATA[I am simply looking to meet someone for dinner on Saturday night as friends with no expectations. I am single, but I am looking for conversation and not a hook-up, nor an LTR. If chemistry is there...maybe... I am a handsome successful professional tall male who has some baggage which is only an interesting topic if there are those pregnant pauses in conversation. Otherwise I am a very fun date, I dress very nice and you won't be disappointed. I am seeking a woman who keeps herself mentally and physically fit. Who is a professional in her field and brings something unique to the table; besides herself of course. Beauty comes in many different forms...so picture gets picture. I live in the south burbs of Denver so travel to Brighton is not going to happen.....]]>

<![CDATA[Me: I f*ck*ng rock. You: An attractive girl, at least as attractive as me, are going to Nine Inch Nails this year, like to smoke weed, have a myspace and are at least semi-computer savvy, have a skillful talent other than talking guys into buying you drinks, have a cynical, witty and sarcastic sense of humor, and include a GOOD picture in your email, NO DECEPTICONS. These are not negotiable terms.]]>

<![CDATA[If you are hot, attractive, good looking, get cat calls, whatever, you should send me an email. Im not the typical guy on here...I have an excellent career, great houses, all I could want. Today its slow at the office, and Im headed to Vail for the weekend. So, if you are HWP, attractive, can carry a conversation, have a sense of humor and want to live life, send a picture, tell me about yourself, and lets see where it goes! Otherwise, you can send emails to the old creepy guys!]]>

<![CDATA[Looking for someone that wants to laugh their ass off tomorrow night and hang with some great company. Let me know if you're interested and tell me a little about yourself :)]]>

<![CDATA[Without sounding pompou-- .. ok .. I am being kinda pompous. But anyway, I'm a sexy, smart, tall, good looking, healthy, fit & active guy who is just pompous enough to think he "deserves" a smart, fit, sexy, beautiful woman with a hell of a sex drive. Some people would call me a conceited prick for that attitude. And maybe you're [see above description] and feel you deserve a guy who's [see above above description] who won't try to stick you with the goddamn check at dinner. Some people would call you a golddigging slut for having that attitude. Well, SCREW "other people". Let's just be forthright & honest and just SAY what's floating around in our heads anyway. I want what I want. And I can't help it. Neither can you. No, it's not politically correct, but .. dammit, just because I'm nice enough not to SAY someone's ass is too chunky to turn me on doesn't mean I can just ignore it when it comes to sexual attraction. Does that make me "shallow"? YES!! It does! Ok .. I'm shallow, but ... I want a nice ass! And a strong oral fixation! Just like you want a guy with hair! Who's not broke. And no flubber. And an oral fixation! If you're out there reading this and it made you smile, send me an e-mail! And hopefully a picture of some kind. Send me your own 'wishlist' while you're at it. And, no, you can't have a picture of my schlong. Unless, of course, you ask nicely. ]]>

<![CDATA[.......Missing a sweetheart in my life....very sincere,dwm, good shape, great sense of humor, very loyal....5'10"...nice looking... loves music...alot....would like to be there for you...would like you to be there too................... ]]>

<![CDATA[Well I'm free again I'm 20 years old living in Thornton lol I'm currently studying for my GED and i got a job on the weekends which is gay lol is it hard but yeah i gots some free time on the week days and a little about myself I'm very honest and i know how to treat a lady but i got to let you know I'm a jelous guy at 1st because i been screwed over in so many Relashionships but i am a faithful guy and i have never cheated on any of my past girlfriends but yeah if your interested in talking go ahead and holla at me ]]>

<![CDATA[29yo guy looking to hang out with someone new tonight. Bored of the same old people, looking for someone fun, attractive, out-going. I am in the mood to just take it easy, grab a drink, watch a movie whatever. www.myspace.com/filmmbff send a pic if you can. I am at work and can't get into myspace, so an attachment is best. Thanks!]]>

<![CDATA[So I'm just checking this out and seeing what may come of it!! If ya wanna know more send some pics and we'll get to know ya!! Please no guys. I'm straight and will always be that way, sorry!]]>

<![CDATA[ Hello Ladies of Denver, Are you tired of being alone, or dating some jerks who are only interested in 'scoring a one-nighter'? Do you need a boyfriend? Introducing revolutionary 'boyfriend-for-rent'. Yes, it's me and I am here! Some specs: 6'00", 167 pounds, athletic - workouts 3-4 times a week. Green eyes, dark blond hair, white skin. Speak English as well as two other languages. Features: I stand behind my words. I Call you if I said I will, return your phone calls promptly, I DO come and pick you up when we go out, open a car or restaurant door for you. I WILL pick up the tab and drive you back home after the date. Sex is purely optional, but I must tell you - you will miss out on a great opportunity if you skip on that. I will call you regularly and ask how are you feeling when you're sick and come over and bring you flowers if you're not feeling well or simply are in a bad mood. I will even cook a nice dinner for you every once in a while and celebrate absolutely nothing with wine and dinner (I cooked earlier) by candlelight. I have a job so will never come to you for money. I own an SUV, a big screen TV, computers (a few), and a house (which is in process of massive remodeling). I will remember your birthday, all our anniversaries and other important dates. I will stand around your hallway and wait until 7:45 patiently although you said you'll be ready at 7:00. Hell, I'll even have an intelligent conversation with your parents while I'm waiting. I will be sweet and romantic (as much as a straight guy can be), I'll spend evening watching just about any movie with you and then slowly making out on a couch (again, sex IS optional). I will let you use my computer with high speed internet access, instead of your ancient desktop with 56.6 dial up. Even if you stay up until 3 am and I know I have to be at work at 8. I will even let you see your other guy friends (only after you promise me there is nothing between you and him) and give you some crap after you come home that night. I will wear jeans and a shirt by default (as that's what I am comfortable with), but will put on dress pants and a colored shirt by request only. I don't have many friends, thus I won't go drinking all night while you're stuck at home lonely and bored. And when I do go out, it's pretty much given you will be asked to come along. And I will make it as comfortable for you as possible. I enjoy outdoors and will gladly take you with me to the mountains - to hike, camp, relax... I will care for you, love you and send you a sweet text message every day so you know I am thinking about you and only you. I will tell you sweet romantic things (but no poetry! Although I will listen to your poetry) and I will be open to discussing deeper subjects with you also. Known flaws: I don't dance. I will go to a waltz (or another classic ballroom dance) class with you and do my best. I will also pretend to be a big dork around the house and accompany you to a club of YOUR choice, but while there I will spend the night off of dancefloor. I don't listen to rap or hip-hop. Don't ask. What you listen to when I'm not around is your business and your business only, but while you're with me, we're not listening to THAT! So what are you waiting for? Deals are very reasonable! Price match guarantee. Rentals available hourly, daily and even weekly. Unlimited time spending, including my huge movie collection to watch with you (subject to availability - I do have a full time job and more work on the side to make everything above possible). Meet my friends, and introduce me to yours. Great references available! Keep in mind - I am a small business, so book in advance. Calendar will get full quickly, so send request now! Thank you and have a great day! Sincerely, BFFR (BoyFriend-For-Rent) ]]>

<![CDATA[So I'm a single 38 year old, guy that can't figure out why I can not meet an attractive, funny girl to enjoy spending time with. I can still wear the same belt size I had when I was 20 years old, and in 15 years I am completely confident that I'll still be the same build. I am in good shape, have a good build and am not embarrassed when naked, now I'm not a exhibitionist/streaker or anything, but I am comfortable in my own skin. I live alone in a nice place, I own a nice car, and I have a motorcycle. I spend a lot of time skiing in the winter and riding mtn bikes in the summer. I don't go to the gym, but I do love to work out, just not inside with sweaty guys flexing in the mirror and stinking the place up. Read thru my bullets below. I have great friends I have known my whole life, I have good hobbies that keep me healthy, and I work hard for a good company. I want to share this with someone, could it be you???? •Single, I've never been married •Been in 2 serious, one very, relationships. They failed miserably. •420 friendly, I do not smoke cigarettes, and I am very active, I do like to enjoy a drink with friends on the weekends. •I live in my mom's basement, just kidding, I live by myself in a townhouse •Obsessive skier, in the winter months, (oct - june) •Adrenaline junkie, skiing, mtn biking, my motorcycle, bunjee jumping, strip poker •Shaved head •5'8" 145lbs, green eyes •I like the Kinks, Jack Johnson, Sublime, Willie Nelson, Elvis, the Foo Fighters, and so on Enjoy the pic I have attached, it really highlights my green eyes. Your pic gets my pic. ]]>

<![CDATA[Hello, I am seeking to chat with someone, via email, Instant Messaging, or telephone, hopefully then make a connection, and eventually join me on casual dating type activities, i.e. attending concerts, walks in the park, dining out, seeing a theatre show downtown, etc... I am looking for someone who is interested in establishing a friendship first, and then seeing where things might go down the road. I beleive life is to short to sit on the sidelines... alone. I feel I have a great personality, a clever, yet sometimes silly sense of humor, am fun to be around and I would make a great friend to almost anyone. Please only contact me if you are 100% serious about chatting for as long as it takes for both of us to feel comfortable, though I mainly say this for your benefit, not mine as I am open to meeting anyone, anytime as that speeds things up, but I also understand how important it is to feel comfortable and secure. Thank you... ]]>

<![CDATA[As of right now, I have no plans but I hope that will changes. I am up for anything!]]>

<![CDATA[Ladies, I am a tall and handsome, mwm, seeking one special woman for weekday fun. I am not an escort. I am a fun, clean, sensual male who enjoys pleasuring women with massage, foreplay, oral, or anything else that turns you on. I am clean cut, clean shaven, and squeeky clean. Seeking one discreet friend for occasional get togethers. Open to age. Treat yourself and lets have fun!]]>

<![CDATA[Hi Ladys, How are you? I am doing just fine. Well where to start i do not know, here goes. I am hopelessly romantic, I have a big heart and very outgoing plus very sweet. I am a old fashition type of guy. I like the outdoors. Camping, hiking, skiing, tuben, bbq and so on. Plus the inside is good too. Watch movies, cooken, cuddlen. I am looking for a lady that is sweet and outgoing, ages 18 - 55 not over weight either, i like skinny or with a little pot belly. I am 6ft, 1inch, short blond, hair blue eyes. 2 tats. i drink but not that often, 420 friendly n smoke when i drink. if you want to know more write, yes i know my spelling is bad. So what do you think you want to hang out tonight?? ]]>

<![CDATA[I am visiting Denver on Saturday night. have no plans and would like to meet an attractive, fun, single lady for dinner and some drinks. my treat! I am tall, 39, white, single and a lot of fun to be with. let me know and send a pic. ]]>

<![CDATA[I'm athletic looking, 6', viril, confident, non-conformant, stable, with strong desire to stay out of the box kind of guy. Can you hang? I'm looking for easy going, not too serious, athletic, creative lady for potentially serious relationship involving lots of play. (When you quit playing, you're dead.) I prefer a woman with the desire to share the creation of cool kids. (That ought to narrow down the responses!)]]>

<![CDATA[So I find myself on the eve of yet another beautiful Colorado Weekend without anyone to join in the fun as one of my friends bailed on me again... This weekend will include a road trip in my camper van...queensize bed,and most other ammeneties... (although Im also into back country camping if you are...) Some hiking, some rafting (Im a guide and guide my own raft for fun) Some Booty shaking up at the Mish tomorrow night under the stars! an incredible outdoor venue on the river above Fort Collins if youve never been... Out side of my outdoor pursuits, I love to dance, Im a decent cook, Im a writer, a funky dresser thanks to "The Buffalo Exchange" and various other Thrift Shops... I like open minded people with funky free thinking minds and souls...thosse that arent afraid to express themselves in the least,Im also a painter, a dreamer, an adventurer, a spirtual being who loves to live life! So if your slim, slender, curvy in all the right places, if you take exceptional care of your mind soul and body, please dont be shy... Life might just pass you by...]]>

<![CDATA[do these personal ads on craigslist really work? i would like to know. tell me what you would do on a date, and what you want in a relationship. if i like what i read, i will respond as soon as possible. as for what i want, there is a possibility for a long term relationship. honesty is very important. i have been hurt in the past. i'm a little shy, but i warm up quick. i hope to hear from you.]]>

<![CDATA[searious Inq only please how are you today? Hope this letter finds you well. I will be simple true and to the point, I am involved “No, not married or engaged” and do live with a women I am happy with the arrangement and do not nor will not leave it nor compromise it. Would like to find a women in the same situation you can be married to, involved with, living with another man, a matter of fact I way prefer that! I have a very strong passionate sex drive (the one and only thing missing in my relationship) and want to find 1 and only 1 women, who is looking for the same to share that with. Mainly in the morning to late afternoon early evenings, weekdays. Sorry no pictures for a real reason as I am sure you understand. Me, not full of myself easy going, respectful, fun loving, and spontaneous. I am Italian dark hair eyes and light olive skin in very good shape, yes good looking/attractive and yes from other women’s point of view. Athletic build lots of energy and stamina very clean cut and yes clean all other ways. I do keep trimmed in the right places and really do have 8" inch’s with good girth I LOVE TO PLEASE! If your not happy I am not happy. It is not all about sex; I also have standards, as I am sure you do "hope so". Want to meet someone get to know them first a little/allot no hurry, see that we click and have that spark. No drama, trouble, drugs ECT. I will never cause you a problem with your sig-other as I want the same in return. You do not have to be a knock out but yes attractive and not way over weight slim is ok but nor do I like skin and bones, women are supposed to be soft. Your eyes and smile will be the winning ticket. I have not a type seeing how no 2 people are the same and that what’s inside you is just as important as what your exterior is. Would prefer women close to my age little Older/younger would be just fine. Would be nice to exchange a few e-mails first get comfortable that way, then I would be happy to provide you with my cell Phone # maybe talk some, if still going good, meet for lunch and see what happens from there. No I do not feel bad about wanting this. And if you do? Then please don’t do this! As the title says involved for involved, I am trying to be as upfront as possible Fun is one thing mind games is yet another, I like fun and much hope you’re the same way. Please, Do not even bother!!! If you are an escort, workingwomen or whatever they call them now. Not now not before and never will be my thing. “NO I WILL NOT JOIN ANY WEB SITE PERIOD”! I am not broke nor poor nor rich nor cheap, I work hard and make good choices most of the time and deserve what I feel is happy for me, and so do You! Very much look forward to hearing from you!!!!!!! ]]>

<![CDATA[I'm 24 a golf pro I work alot so I figured I'd try my luck on here. Umm a little about me I'm really laid back I like to do just about anything I love the outdoors going to concerts going up to the mountains whatever really or just hanging out doesn't matter to me if you have any questions for me let me know.]]>

<![CDATA[So, I'm having a tough time finding someone that fits that title. If you're a blast I'd love to hear from you :) I'm 5'11", a blast, intelligent, and successful...]]>

<![CDATA[Hi all, Just wanted to post a thank you to all that replied to a post I put up a few days ago titled "So... I have this friend.... NO JOKE!!! It's really a friend story!". I got so many responses (opinions) that I can't answer them all so I'm putting this up. My friend and his family are doing great... and all is better now. Not sure what happened but all seems good from my clouded perspective. To all that suggested trust issues and the like... I don't see it! He's a doding father, devoted hubby, and all around good guy. The kind of dude that will answer his phone at 11:00 and come tow your car home and show up the next day to help you fix it... (Yes I speak from experience!!! lol) Anyway thanks to everyone for your input and experience, being a lifelong single guy I don't know all the nuances (spelling?) of the married sect but gained some very good insight from some of the responses...Thanks!!! Peace ]]>

<![CDATA[Hello, I am 26 A little about me huh? well, I'm a collage grad, with my BA in literature, useless I know, but I like old books. I'm a musician, guitar and piano and I sing some as well. I am a freelance artist. I paint. Oil on canvas mainly.I am a elementary school art teacher (one of the last). I love hanging with my mates and having a couple beers and a few laughs at the local bar. so, I have a myspace page, yes yes I am part of that cult. I have more pictures up there as well. Its my music page so you might have to listen to me sing... www.myspace.com/milesagee Well, I'm sure you are reading a ton of these, just hoping mine will stand out.]]>

<![CDATA[ Hey I am a guy lokking for a woman who wants to go out and have fun.I am tall with blue eyes,short blond hair,and is a laid back t shirt and jean kinda guy. Looking for someone 25 to 36 to hang out with and maybe more. One never knows where life will take you.]]>

<![CDATA[Most people my age are ready to get married and some are still screwing around and playing games and sleeping around. Well, I'm neither. I don't want to get married, at least not for a few years, then again, I'm not the kind of guy that goes to bars to pick up women (never did that even in my early 20s). I did go to some bars when I was 21-22, but it was just to get some drinks and that was it. I'm 6 foot tall, look like I'm still in college, have been told that I'm good-looking (but I'm not arrogant about it), have a college degree, don't have any kids, never been married, don't smoke, and workout regularly. Now what kind of female do I want? Well, one shorter than me, not a lot of baggage or drama (not that I'm perfect), fun to be around, kind, likes staying active and getting out of the house, doesn't smoke, no kids and so forth. I hate to put a lot of "deal breakers" as I don't want to leave anyone out, but and please send some pictures and tell me a little about yourself. Happy Friday! -:)]]>

<![CDATA[I've dated people in the past with intelligence I've dated people in the past with spunk I've dated people in the past that keep me on my toes Where the hell are you here in Denver? I want a girl that knows how to make me laugh, has a brain in her head, and is in life to have a little fun. I love a challenge, and I love to tease...so make sure you can dish it AND take it! BTW...I'm fucking hot, smart, tall, a bit nerdy, and have my shit together...oh yea, and I'm not cocky :) PS-I'm gonna need to narrow this down a bit b/c of the responses I've gotten. I'm not looking for old women...yes, if you use a walker, Chanel #5, or own anything gold sequined...you're out. I am 31, but I look like I'm 22 on a good day. I've been blessed with the genetics of an eternal 15 year old. It rocks. I don't mind dating people in my age range....but do you really want someone asking you if you and your son want a seat by the window when we go out to eat? Me either....24-32 generally works :) 5'-5'4"? Even better ;) ]]>

<![CDATA[I am a balance of professionalism and sophistication mixed with mischief, adventure and humor. I can be a genuine gentleman, true romantic, or a naughty bad boy. I am loving, caring, understanding and a good listener. I am intelligent and educated. I am responsible and serious, yet I never truly want to grow up. I'm never childish, but I refuse to completely grow up. I want to retain a childlike quality and ability to have fun. I have a somewhat quirky sense of humor and an eclectic taste in music. I'm looking for fun and friendship that has the potential for a lasting relationship. You’re independent, Drama Free (no crazy women please), **emotionally available** (If you're not 100% sure what it means, you're not), social, and **have a great positive energy** and sexual charisma about you. You have a lot more going for you than just your looks (I can get excited about your aspirations) but are very sexy & sexual, adventurous, confident but not jealous or possessive. You have deep eyes, a great smile, and adorable hands and feet. You like to laugh and can make me laugh. You’re deep and lighthearted. You're flexible, straight forward, giving and have integrity. You're ready for more than 'just another date', You want to make time for someone to enter your life. You’re a woman who can share my life without smothering and share yourself without expecting me to run you life. Most of all, I feel really good around you and we laugh often and easily. ]]>

<![CDATA[Hey there.. I just switched to the swing shift, and thought it would be nice to meet someone with a similar schedule... Most people would describe me as easy going, and laid back, as opposed to high powered and aggressive. I am open minded, view life as a process, and strive to enjoy life and to live with a congruency between what I believe, and the way I live my life. I am very liberal, and believe that people should have the freedom to live their lives in any way that they choose, as long as it doesn't harm others. Live and let live. When I turned 40, I changed the way that I approach my personal relationships, and since then have ceased from approaching every relationship, with the idea (or question).. "are you the one for me?" Now, my approach is more casual. If I like someone, and feel like we can be friends, then I am generally open to getting to know one another, and seeing what develops. Rather than jumping into a heavy/committed relationship, I prefer to be more friends and lovers... sometimes something special develops... and of course most of the times it doesn't.... I believe that it takes a long time for people to know one another well enough to know if there can be something "that" deep. In the meantime, it can be very nice to have someone to share good times with. No.. I'm not jaded or callous.. just a realist.. :-) Here are some books, movies, artists, etc, that have had significant influence in my life: Stranger in a Strange Land, Sisters of Mercy, Harold and Maude, Catch-22, The King of Hearts, Notes to Myself, Your Erroneous Zones, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Cat Stevens, Jimmy Buffett, Harry Chapin, The Wickerman, .. and lately… Jack Johnson.]]>

<![CDATA[but you want to share it with someone special, your best friend? At the end of the day or week do you wish you were cuddling on the couch, or going to dinner and/or to see a movie? Are you looking for that person you just want to share everything with, not just your weekends? I’m 5’11” 178lbs, healthy (fit), happy, affectionate, loyal. I have a sense of humor, and a generally good attitude. I wont treat our relationship like something I do in my spare time. I don’t have any kids, but it’s OK if you do. I like being outdoors doing just about anything. I like movies, dinning out, and cooking at home together. I want to share conversation and laughter that just seems to flow unrehearsed and easy. I like live music, going to see a play downtown, exploring, and learning and doing new things whatever that may be. Friends first, and the rest will happen naturally if it is right.]]>

<![CDATA[well i heard there might be a chance to find the kind of girl im looking for on here so i figured i would give it a try! i am 28 white 5'11 and i weight about 165. i am a fun guy to be around and i love doing lots of things. i am seeking a passionet female to spend some time with. all i seem to find when i actually have free time is little immature girls who love ya when your buying them stuff and hate you when your not. i like to party and have a good time but i also love to sit at home and do nothing but hang out and watch tv. if anyone is interested and your not a money hungry person please give me a shout! no this is not my kid!!]]>

<![CDATA[I am a tall and attractive married white male who is seeking one very discreet and intimate lady for sensual weekday encounters. I enjoy lots of foreplay, am very oral, long lasting, and a considerate and passionate friend and lover. Not seeking a one night stand, but not an ongoing relationship either - somewhere in between. I am 6'3", 215, clean cut,clean shaven, professional, polite, and a fun guy. Open to age, height and weight proportionate please. Will trade picture for picture. ]]>

<![CDATA[Ok so I will start off with some pretty basic about me since most dont respond to ads without pictures.....but yes i included one as i would expect you to do the same if you respond to my add. So anyways, I am 6'0", I have blue eyes and short brown hair, i am 175 lbs with a semi athletic build, their are numerous things i like and numerous things i dislike but all that can be saved for conversation topics. I am a single father of a fantastic 3yr old little girl, I dont need a mom for her, and no one will change her coming first in my life. I do live with a roomate whom also has 2 kids so I am very careful about whom i am willing to bring around. As far as what I am looking for, well, someone that can hold a conversation, someone quick witted and sarcastic, cuz believe me I am :), someone that takes care of themselves, and someone that doesnt have to go out and drink or party every night to have fun. If this sounds like you, oh and plz be between 21-30, then hear back from ya soon! James]]>

<![CDATA[Hello, I'm ... 5'8, slender build,shaved head, blue eyes,smoker,social drinker You... 4'11-5'8 , slender build hair and eye color does not matter let us go have a drink pic for pic]]>

<![CDATA[and got married to each other. So all the ladies looking for them, they're taken, apparantly. I, however, am not. I'm not Mr. Right, I'm not prince Charming, I'm a human being. There are good people and bad people, I consider myself a good person. Can I be a jerk: yes, at times Can I be inconsiderate: yes, at times. Am I all the time: No. I'm not really looking for anything too serious, but don't want to become a man-slut, either. A healthy medium would be perfect, someone i can spend time with, and enjoy each other's company, but not having my scrotum removed and put in a jar. I drink, I smoke, I don't do drugs, I curse, I'm not sure about religion yet, and I'm a centrist politically. ]]>

<![CDATA[Why do so many consider dating a game? I'm beginning to find out and don't really want to play. I believe in treating others as I expect to be treated and that means no games, being there when I say I will, and being honest. To me that doesn't seem like a lot, but maybe I'm just old fashioned. Yes, I'm 50+, but that doesn't mean I'm "dead", "over-the-hill", a "dirty old man". What it means is that I still have passion, drive, and desires. I miss the feel of my companion's head on my shoulders, her gentle touch on my neck, and the whispers in my ear that say "she cares". I miss being able to do that for her. All who say "age doesn't matter" don't realize how true that really is. But...it does matter to some, and for those I say "don't respond, don't get snippy", just move on to the next CL ad, there's hundreds and perhaps you'll find what you are looking for there. I say, if you really want to try for a serious relationship, or perhaps just dip your toes into a casual date to see if it works, let's give it a go. I'm not tall (so forget tall) I am dark and handsome (ok, it's perspective). I don't really have a type other than the personality thing, you know, put two sentences together without having to think about it, however, you can think for yourself and know which fork to use in a fine restaurant. Don't mind if I cook, but it's ok if you can. Not really into BBW but age, height, race are open. Yes, I'm HWP if I were 6 feet tall, but I'm not and am built, well let's just say that the "Rock" has nothing to fear. I have the usual hobbies, guitar, movies, dining, photography, motorcycling (not Harley), I know how to dress up or down as the occassion requires and do not smoke, drink to excess, or do drugs. UNFORTUNATELY, I have this job that requires my presence evenings, but my weekends and mornings including lunchtime, are free including this one. If you would like to swim in the waters of introduction, let's talk. Oh, yes, your pic, gets mine. I will try to respond to all serious replies. Yours......]]>

<![CDATA[Happy Friday. I work downtown and was thinking about grabbing a couple drinks down here when I get off at 5:00 (Friday, 5-16). Right now I am in the market to meet new people and simply see where it goes from there. If possible, I am hoping to meet some other young (24-32) professionals in the Denver area. Let me know if you may be interested. I'm 5'11, 135 pounds, brown hair, blue eyes, white. I love politics, sports, rock music, Calvin Klein clothes, quality adult beverages, blah, blah, blah. I'll tell you more if you want to know:) Talk to you later!]]>

<![CDATA[Hi there, and thanks for reading my post ! Here are some basics about me…….SINGLE, as in never married, and NO recent ex girlfriends. 6 ft 2 180 lbs, live in SE Denver (over by Lowry) Own a condo, have a 2007 vehicle (not a BMW or Lexus) have a good job (no 6 figuire salary). I enjoy swimming, walking, movies or just hanging out At home relaxing, I like to stay in shape, but not a fitness nut. If you decide to respond, please be SINGLE, with no recent ex’s that are still “good friends”. Somewhere around my age, give or take a few years, height- Weight proportionate, race/nationality is not a factor to me. One last request….. If you are looking for some internet attention, as in emailing forever and then Disappearing when it comes to talking on the phone or meeting, PLEASE pass Me by, and click on the next guy !!! ( : THANKS ! A recent pic would also be greatly appreciated, mine are real and recent. ]]>

<![CDATA[Top 10 Reasons for you to Answer This Ad: 1.)Divorced white male, 51, tall, slim, fit, degreed, non-smoking, financially secure. I am somewhat conservative politically, with some liberal views (if you consider yourself "very liberal", I wish you much happiness with someone more compatible). I like hiking, biking, tennis, dining, DVDs, music, culture, reading, travel. 2.) You are a single or divorced white female, 40s, slim, childfree (I relate best to women who, like myself, have never had children), professional, happy, down-to-earth, affectionate, kind, passionate, fun, sexy, somewhat of a homebody. 3.) You would appreciate someone who is self-employed/semi-retired more than a 50 hours/week, highly-stressed corporate career-climber (been there, done that). 4.) You have a healthy balance between the concepts of "the best things in life are free" and "the finer things in life". 5.) You enjoy outdoor activities and funky little restaurants more than Lodo hot-spots, bar-hopping and pro-sports events. 6.) You are reading this because you want to be in a relationship, not because you want to "meet a lot of new people", or because you enjoy dating around. 7.) You would rather have a phone conversation that could convey much more information over a shorter time-frame, than carry on a lengthy email flirtation. 8.) You are a good judge of character, and you have a good (and realistic) idea of what your "type" is. 9.) You are somewhat spiritual and believe in a higher power; but not particularly "religious". 10.) You are tired of men whose main interests are drinking beer and watching football, and you would appreciate someone who has the time for a relationship, and something to talk about other than work. Please tell me about yourself, including your interests and vital statistics (age, height, weight). ]]>

<![CDATA[Hey, I am looking for someone that loves life, is beautiful inside and out and is looking for someone that is growing, constantly learning/trying to improve themselves and also looking for a long term relationship. I am educated, love to travel, have success in my professional life and looking for someone that can round me off. I have never been married, have no children and super clean. You also have no kids, never been married, etc. I am 6'1, brown hair, blue eyes, caucasian, 180lbs, very muscular and very active. Anywhere in the Denver (entire metro area), Highlands Ranch, Littleton, or Boulder area is a good fit and hopefully you can get out and travel, since I go to Vegas and California alot as well. Some of my hobbies include running, hiking, biking, snowboarding, surfing and of course my music, to which I play 3 instruments. I am into a certain class of Law and am currently working on continuing education requirements for a busy profession. I also have a science background and am an alumnus of CU Boulder for my undergrad. I am looking for someone long term, hopefully a soul mate, that has time to spend to with me and is not absorbed into their own life that they have so much that I have to work around to do things on their time. I want someone that is accessible. I also am looking for a woman that is caring, loving relationship that grows in all avenues with me, intellectually, physically, most importantly spiritually and shows strong growth and love, hopefully for a lifetime. I hate short term anything and want to be your faithful friend and lover forever. Please send a pic and yours will trigger more from me. I have attached a pic which obscures my identity, yet gives you an idea of my overall charicature and YOUR PIC WILL IN RETURN GET THESE IMAGES UNSCRAMBLED AND A TON MORE PICS FROM ME SO PLEASE SEND ME A PIC - NO PIC - NO REPLY - FEMALES ONLY.]]>

<![CDATA[Hi, I understand that this is a unusual post but please don't flag me as I am 100% genuine! I am seeking a Lady around to have a relationship with where she is in control. This is not a sexual post as I am looking for a relationship. To everyone I know I am a regular confident masculine guy however I have a burning need to serve a beautiful Mistress. This is a genuine post! I do have a job and I do go to school so I am not a waster. I am 25yrs old, 5'10 180lbs. I love to be outside and active. If you are interested and would like a young athletic guy to kneel before you and serve you for your amusement and pleasure please get in touch and I will send you a picture and I will describe the finer details about myself. ]]>

<![CDATA[I am looking for a woman who has a really nice butt. I have posted on CL several times now and I am not getting the results that I am looking for, so I thought I would just come right out and say it. Here's a little about me, I grew up in a small town in NW Missouri and moved to a farm when I was 15 years old. After graduating high school I went into the Navy and spent 4 years traveling the globe gaining "life experience". After the Navy I moved back to Missouri to be close to my family. Speaking of family I have 3 sisters and 11 nieces and nephews and my parents are still together after 35 years of marriage and we are all very close and I love them all very much. I moved to CO in the fall of 2000 for a job opportunity and have been here every since. My friends would describe me as extremely funny, quick witted, intelligent, caring, honest, kind, sincere, loving, generous, genuine, someone who is straight to the point and always says what is on his mind, basically just a great person to be around. Some of my interests include, but are not limited to, golfing, playing pool, cooking (I am a great cook!), going to concerts, working out, taking in the latest movies, traveling, dining out, riding my motorcycle, and just hanging out with family and friends. At this point in my life I pretty much have everything I want in life, I have the house, the dog, the toys, and a great job that I love, but the one thing I am missing is that special someone to spend the rest of my life with, "to make me whole" so to speak. This is where you hopefully come in. The person I am looking for is between 25-40 years of age (not set in stone), height and weight proportionate (nice butt), honest, genuine, classy, attractive (at least to me anyway) warm, loving, and just fun to be around. Someone who complements me and the qualities I have to offer. I am not just looking for someone to sleep with,(I got that out of my system in my early 20's), I am looking for a LTR and a soulmate. So if you possess any or all of these qualities and feel that we may be a good fit, feel free to drop me an email. PLEASE INCLUDE A PICTURE IF INTERESTED. And just in case you are thinking about writing me hoping I am desperate enough to sign up for another "singles" website just to talk to you, don't waste your time or my inbox space because I won't. I will only correspond via email or eventually a phone. Have a great day. P.S. The girls in the picture are my sisters and the Tuaca girls.]]>

<![CDATA[I am a single professional Hispanic male, who likes to travel, meet new people and places and a long list of interests. Some of my interest include spending time with family and friends, doing some hiking, learning to ski and dance. A little more about me, I am 33 yr old, Hispanic male with black hair and brown eyes and weigh 205lbs(still working on that), picture available upon request. I am looking for a woman who feels comfortable at baseball game as well as a black tie event. Who can hold a conversation, is easy going and of course loves to travel. ]]>

<![CDATA[lived here my whole life. grew up in lakewood, went to catholic schools in denver. rollerskating at roller city, playing baseball for alameda.]]>

<![CDATA[Hi, I'm a nice guy with some busted up stuff right now but, friday's my only hard day so I could really use some mail from a cuttie, there's alot of stuck up chick's on here who will respond in multitude if I show pictures of me with a shaved head or of all my ink, but stop responding all together if a guy get's injured, if one chick's got some heart just pretend we're gonna do stuff this evening to help me through the day, I've got head trama that will get me some early sleep, for a guy who got run over by a car while volenteering for the disabled, I don't drink or smoke so a movie or some dinner would be great.This is me with bed head, I clean up ok. ]]>

<![CDATA[Hey ladies, To start off I just want to explain why I would even dare to post on craigslist. The reason is because I'am tired of the typical myspace attempt to meet other people. About me: I just got out of a 4yr relationship and don't think I'm ready to move on, so please all I want is a freind to talk to for now. With that said here is a few interesting details you should know about me. I go to college and work there as well in the Information Tech Dept, I play a little guitar and bass, I absolutely love music, I'm very shy at first but once the ice is broken I could be extremely talkative, I like to work out and be outdoors when I get the chance, I do play video games with buddies (what guy doesent), I like going to shows when my favorite bands are playing, I'am basically a very laid back guy that enjoys meeting new people and growing relationships with them. Please send a current pic of yourself. Need more info? AIM=FasterAvenue22 ]]>

<![CDATA[SWM,Non smoker or drug user, no children seeking a woman for a motorcycle ride this weekend and possibly LTR if we hit it off. Business owner as well as home. Dog lover! Hobbies include, scuba diving to exotic places, summer rides to Aspen for concerts and all the fun summer in Colorado has to offer.In a perfect world I would perfer younger than older as I am very youthfull. BBW are for the men that love them. You do not have to be a twig as I am not either. Basically I consider myself to be a great catch. You be the judge. Pic for pic as I think you will be pleasantly surprised. 80's all weekend lets get the party started!]]>

<![CDATA[I am looking for a pleasant woman with a fertile sense of humor. I am not necessarily interested in a LTR. Maybe a few margaritas and some nachos. Or, dinner at Strings. Baseball, biking and mountain village touring are all in play for me. I am flexible. So if you don't take yourself too seriously, are substance free and consider yourself to be an independent thinker, let's exchange a few E-mails. Moderate to liberal leaning a plus. Political clone a minus. I am supporting Obama. I know that is a problem for some feminists. So, if it is a problem for you I certainly understand. We won't know all of the possibilities until we get to know some things about each other. I am very much open minded. You can be African American or caucasian, tall or short. But please be able to converse and be frank. Tell me a little about you and I will tell you more about me. I will say that I am white and average looking. So if you are looking for a GQ model you won't find him here and probably not on Craigs List. Future E-Mails will come with a photo. ]]>

<![CDATA[Dinner Date -- Attractive Intelligent Fun - 52 (Littleton) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hi, Thanks for reading my post. I am looking for the same for possible LTR. If your Attractive Intelligent and Fun we already have a lot in common. I am ambitious, active and self employed and available, you should be too. I am a fit 5'11" 190 lbs. If I catch your eye, email me with a photo and a little about you; so you can catch mine:) Thanks. ]]>

<![CDATA[ I am 48 I have two teeth left, a bald head and beer belly. Once you get past my dumpy physique and bad breath you’ll find that I’m a just a normal guy. I smoke cigarettes every chance I get, drink a 12 box of beer daily and never pass up a chance to sniff a little power or 420. I make a living scavenging scrap metal, my single wide trailer is paid for, and the lot rent, heat and electricity isn’t very costly. I would love to have the companionship of a compatible gal, all she would have to do is a little cooking and cleaning, I would provide the finical support. I could be a dream come true. ]]>

<![CDATA[Every night when the sun goes down, Just another lonely boy in town, And she's out runnin round.]]>

<![CDATA[HELLO, I AM CALL FERDINAND,I AM A SUTEN IN CAMEROON,I AM LOOKING FRO WOMAN TO BE MAIN FOR EVER,SO IF I NEED TO HAVE ONE I WILL LIKE YOU MUCH ABOUT MY SALF.I AM OUT TO LOVE ANY WOMAN NO MATTER WHO YOU ARE> LOVE TO SEE ANY ONE ]]>

<![CDATA[Seeking one special lady in the Evergreen, Conifer, or Bailey area for a discreet and intimate relationship. Unfortunately, I'm unhappily married and needing more. I would like a no strings attached friend and lover for weekday fun. I CAN ONLY PLAY ON WEEKDAYS from 8am to 4pm. Not seeking a one night stand, yet not seeking a long term relationship either ~ somewhere in between. I work full-time with odd hours and days off, am clean, considerate, professional, attractive, a gentleman, and not hard on the eyes at 6'2", 220, and clean cut and clean shaven. I'm an open and honest person. If you are not available to meet once a week to start, and are unavailable sometime during the week, during the day, please don't respond. Someone with spare time, on weekdays, is who I would be interested in getting to know. You won't be disappointed. I am a non-smoker, social drinker, and fun to be around with a variety of interests in and out of the bedroom. I'm seeking a woman who is clean, polite, considerate, height and weight proportionate, between 25 and 55, and also yearns for a friend and lover. Having a sense of adventure and humor is a bonus. I'm very sincere and seek the same. Thank You ]]>

<![CDATA[I am heading downtown with some friends and thought that I would share the wealth. The majority of the night will be dress to impress but bring some flip-flops / thongs in your purse, so that you can club/bar hop with the rest of us. Most of the group is 20 something with a few pushing the close to the 30 something. Email me before 7:00pm for more details. If you want my photo, I want your photo, stand off style. yeah FRIDAY :)]]>

<![CDATA[after watching this site for a while, its pitiful that there does not seem to be any woman 45-55 that are living in reality, they dont want a good,hard working guy, they want there fantasy and expect to find it on the internet when later in life, they prob are not what they once were themselfs, sweet mercy, good luck.trust me when i say I"am sure the mens ads are the same. ]]>

<![CDATA[I am looking for someone to share those special times with. I like movies, dinner, theatre, etc. but I enjoy doing them with someone. Just going out for coffee at some downtown out of the way shop or bookstore can be fun. I do not like arrogant or mean people. What is between the ears is more important than age, ethnicity or body style. I am very comfortable with my manhood and can laugh or cry without fear of losing it. I like a wide variety of activities especially going to live sporting events. Most of the tv I can take or leave but I do enjoy curling up watching a movie with the right lady. I will always treat you with the utmost of integrity and respect and will spoil you rotten if you deserve it. To all the prima donnas out there I would ask a question. What have you got that God or the Drs. didn't give to you and that time and gravity won't take away? I have a few miles on myself but I am still in decent shape. I am not a nut about exercise and diet but I do pay attention to both. Everything still works and my laugh isn't broken either. I am not looking for someone that is sour or bitter or still hating their last relationship. Life is short. I am looking for someone to date at first but I am willing to have it develop into a long term relationship if that is the way it plays out. Any one that says they just want to date for the rest of their lives and never have a real relationship are one of two things in my opinion. They are either liars or have severe masochistic tendencies. Am I the right guy for you? I don't know and neither do you. I believe two principles govern relationships. The first is, No Risk No Reward. The second is, Give to Get. If you understand these two concepts lets talk. Maybe a cup of coffee some where that neither one of us can be trapped at. :) I promise you won't feel like gnawing your leg off to escape. ]]>

<![CDATA[Bored with your life? Ready to just go out and let yourself go for some hot nights of passion and romance? Tired of dealing with your job, kids and every day stresses? Let's go out and have some fun. ]]>