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<![CDATA[Very well off 35 year old male seeks an attractive, intelligent and fun female under the age of 30 to financially spoil. Must be caucasian and no bigger than average in size. If interested, contact me at 317 six five seven 6717. No email or calls from blocked numbers will be answered. Let's talk. The right person will be very glad that she did]]>

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<![CDATA[Hello ladies thank you for taking the time to glance at my post. I am a 52 year old man with a good job not only do I make enough to enjoy everything I choose to do Shows, plays the Opera, concerts this list can go on and on. My job also provides excellent health care something rare these days. We never know what tomorrow might bring. I am looking for an attractive fun nice women to spend time with. I think that the right women for me is out their somewhere. ]]>

<![CDATA[I like to travel up north, go to the movies, golf a little, go to church, ride horses, go for walks, going out and dancing, having fun, a lot of things! I like to spend quality time at home. I am a christian and try everyday to live that way. It's important to me. I took the buyout from chrysler and i work on that money. I have joint custody of my two younger children and have them every other week. I was married 13 yrs and the divorce was final in april of 08. I think the most important thing two people should have in common is God! After that a lot of things will just fall into place. Have a great day and don't settle for any less than who your looking for!!!!! Please don't respond if you don't have a picture. Who am i looking for? (Im looking for a "young spirited" christian girl, a girl that lives for today and doesnt worry about yesterday and tomorrow. A girl that knows that where we are now is just a temporary home and that our real home is heaven. A girl that wants to love and be loved back. I'm looking for that person that sees the glass half full and has trouble "not"smiling. You must love children! You must love yourself and care about your health and be somewhat fit.) ]]>

<![CDATA[Looking for a bike night or ride companion. I am always going alone on rides, to bike nights. I have Harley Electra Glide. I am not looking for a long term relationship. I am seperated and looking to take things slow. Friendship is great! Having a great time just the two of would be awesome! I don't consider myself a biker person. I only ride on pretty days :) Your picture gets mine. I am a attractive guy in a professional position. Drop me a line!]]>

<![CDATA[Mature ladies, Please help me prove someone wrong. I am a 33 year old fit white male in the Metro area. I have always loved older women, but have never had the opportunity to have a nice romantic encounter. My friend thinks that older women are prudes and have no real interest in a younger man. He told me I would be very disappointed if I ever "experienced" an older woman. We have a stupid bet that I cannot get to any bases with a beautiful older woman, and if I do I will be disappointed. I know he is wrong. I would like to cross paths with an older woman who is a good kisser who doesn't mind taking it a few bases further if we click, maybe some heavy petting and some shirts come off. If you are a beautiful, spicy older woman and you want to help me prove this fool wrong, send me a message!!!! Please be 45+ years old, gray hair and all of the curves and wrinkles that nature has given you over the years will be adored!! Thanks. ]]>

<![CDATA[Any one what to hang out tommorrow and Drink some GREEN Beer tomorrow]]>

<![CDATA[send a text saying yes or no three one seven if you can date a guy four nine eight who l ikes feet seven zero zero five. or send a pic of them. thanks i hope to hear from you]]>

<![CDATA[I LUV WHITE WOMEN, I WANT SOMEONE WHO CAN HELP ME TAKE CARE OF THE BUTT LOAD OF MONEY I JUST WON ON THE LOTTERY, AFTER TAXES 8.9 MIL, SEND ME A PIC, MAYBE I'LL SEND THE LIMO FOR YA, HOLA]]>

<![CDATA[Hello.I am looking for someone to go out with and possibly start a relationship with.If you are interested please type YOU in subject line so that I know that you are a real person.I am looking for a woman that is medium build or smaller that is outgoing with a humorous personality.I am 5 foot 8,190 lbs.,with blonde hair and deep blue eyes.I enjoy playing drums,sports,movies,concerts,walking,and many other things.If you think you might be interested you can reach me at mr.scottysouthatgmail.com or text me at five eight six,eight seven one,eight seven six six.PLEASE note my wording on my contact information.Thank you.hope to hear from you soon.]]>

<![CDATA[hi i am a 26 yr old ..... i am married have 2 boys.. my wife is plan on moving out in the next couple weeks.. she says it help r relationship.. i hope so.. that y i am looking forr a girl that i can talk to for help and may be if thinks dont work i have some one to help out if need...so if their any good attactive girls look for a good guy friend hit me up... i know it sounds like drama but their be none for u ... i will send pic if u send me some frist so know who i am talking too.... i am fun and funny guy lil on the heavy side but i am a great guy.. i do have a full time job. and car. thanks for ur time n reading this... hope to hear from u soon ty... ]]>

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<![CDATA[hello im looking for a girl that loves to be nasty and likes bdsm i want to find the girl that will get me for me and that loves to be tied up i hope that you are out there i would like to see a pic of you in the nude and a body pic that i can show the fam if i had to 8-)]]>

<![CDATA[Any cute female want to make out for a few hours tonight or this week? Must have nice teeth, and be a good kisser!! When responding put tonight in the subject line and tell me about your age, and general description Note: Any reply asking for a pic without providing one will be deleted!! good looking guy, white, 32....and Fantastic kisser Detroit Suburbs!!!!]]>

<![CDATA[if there are any real ladies reading my post i am a single white male i am 48 5'8 about 150 pounds brown hair blue eyes i enjoy anything and everything outdoors in the summer months i also enjoy movies in or out,dancing,bowling,shooting pool,darts or just chilling out i have a good job i haveNOdrama going on in my life i am looking to meet someone that is possibly looking for a relationship that could go longterm i am open to any race or any age within reason thank you for taking the time to read my ad]]>

<![CDATA[i would like to meet a black lady that is interested in white men.. i am 49 single have a good job have my own place I HAVE NO DRAMA GOING ON IN MY LIFE i have a wide range of interests i really enjoy anything and everything outdoors in the summer months i would like to meet someone that is open to a possible long term relationship i am open to any age within reason]]>

<![CDATA[I am looking for Miss right I enjoy boating sports water sports the outdoors.I recently moved here from southern california. I also like just snuggling up to a fire watching a good movie with that special someone, I work in the automotive industry please reply with a pic.]]>

<![CDATA[Hello ladies. My name is Michael. I am 5'9'' 155lbs. I have brown hair and hazel eyes. I am giving this whole craigslist thing a shot because a friend of mine said it worked for him. I am a very outgoing individual and I like to do pretty much anything. I will try anything once within reason. I am looking for a woman between the ages of 21-35 non-smoker is a plus. I myself do not smoke. Im not really sure what else to say here but if you get in touch with me we can learn more about one another. Please send me a pic along with your reply. Thanks ladies and I hope to hear from someone soon. ]]>

<![CDATA[Hello, I am a 27 year old single white male who is looking for a single black female. Age is not too important to me, so a couple years younger or older isn't going to worry me. I have not been in a relationship for a while so I do not have any drama with an ex or anything like that. I do not have any children. I work full time and have my own place. I am looking to meet someone and then see where it goes from there. I am a very outgoing and courteous person so you will be treated properly. I like to have a good time and am open to trying new things. I love almost any type of sports and movies. I have a photo so if you send me one I will send one in return. Thanks and hope to hear from you. ]]>

<![CDATA[just a laid back kinda guy just moved here from oregon. looking to meet new people/ females if ur interested ask me anything and i'll hit you back!]]>

<![CDATA[ Well I do, because fate got me out of my last relationship. You must too or you wouldn't be looking on here something long term. Me, down to earth brunette who has most things in place in his life just missing a cute girl on his arm. All relationships start at the most basic level of attraction which is seeing each other for the first time. If you are a confident woman looking for a great guy then send some photos ( please be actual photos and not camera phone pics ) If you do and I am interested I will send some in return and you can make the decision on whether to chat or not. Oh yeah I will only open e-mails in which you put "your name" in the subject line, and put both those words not your actual name unless you want to! I hope you are out there. :) I am open to all races but tend to be attracted to caucasion brunettes. ]]>

<![CDATA[Hello ladies I am a single 34 male from taylor. I am trying this because i just dont know how to meet people with my busy schedule so hoping it generates some responses. I am a good looking man or so ive been told. I am 6ft 2 240 gotee with black hair and brown eyes.I am athletic and go to the gym 4-5 days a week. would love to find someone to walk with or even got to the gym with as well. I am looking for a nice girl who is 21-38 and interested in meeting someone fun. I have my own home and car and my own money so im not looking for a sugar mama. I am down to earth and fun to be around and just havent had any luck latley so im trying this. I know you are out there so if this interests you please send me an email and we can go from there. I have pics upon request but ask if you request one that you send one back to me after. Thanks and hope you hear from you soon! its a nice day today!]]>

<![CDATA[would like to meet a woman for casual dating , see where it goes, would like something long term, im 5 ft 7in brwn hr blue eyes hptw and easy going loving individual seeks same, thanks]]>

<![CDATA[I am a 39 year old swm looking for a woman with a good sense of humor. I am stuck in a dead end job, I am very narrow minded, can't hold a conversation and have bad hygiene and teeth. I dress in either camouflage or sports wear and work boots on our first date. I am slightly over weight but only because of my beer gut that I am very proud of. I am completely illiterate, only read books with pictures in them and don't understand why our government is wasting tax money on museums and other cultural institutions. I don't waste my time reading the newspaper if the guys on Fox News can explain the day's poltics in 5 minutes and already know who to blame. If I sound like your kind of guy drop me a line. ]]>

<![CDATA[Attractive Handyman, available for general cleaning and home-repair/improvement work. Enjoys doing all work Naked - Experienced and efficient work ---very discreet. Week days, day time hours only. (faucet repair and replacement, light plumbing, window cleaning, power washing decks and siding, painting, drywall repairs, and many other handyman services...). Outside services depends on season and privacy. References and Free estimate available. Would appreciate serious inquires. To save time describe general location and project or projects. Looking forward to working with you. ]]>

<![CDATA[Hi my name is Keith Paul Hipsley. I'm 21 years old. I'm 6'2. I weigh a lil over 350lbs. I have light brown hair and blueish gray eyes. I'm a strong guy. I'm also a strong willed guy. I'm an aspiring musician. I am currently separated from my wife just no money to divorce. I have a soon to be 3 yr old daughter named Karissa who lives with her mom in Louisiana. I haven't seen either one of them in a little over 2 yrs. I'm looking for someone to love me for who I am. I go to church every Sunday and Wednesday. I have 6 tattoos but don't let that make you think I'm not a nice guy. I'm a sweet, caring, and sensitive guy who will treat his girl with respect and love her like she is the only girl on the planet. I love wrestling I have almost become a wrestler twice. I love art. I draw and love to go to art museums. I love to fish, sing, play music, listen to music because music is my life, take pictures, play video games, get on the internet, get tattoos, meet new people, watch and go to movies. Don't ask me to verify because I don't have a credit card to do it with I know it's free but they still ask for a credit card. I'm a real person i promise. I've been known to have too big of a heart. So, you know I'm trustworthy. What you see is what you get. Love me or hate me I don't rightly care but I am a loving guy. Give me a chance :). by the way I'm not in this just for sex, I need love. I've had my heart broken a few times. I'm looking for a girl who is most likely shorter than me. lol. I am not racist but I like white people. I'm looking for someone between the ages of 20-23. I'm not picky on looks, I look at how beautiful a person is on the inside. I currently live with my parents because I lost my job, my car gave out, and I needed a place to stay. If you would like to contact me you can either find me on Facebook or just e-mail me. Thanx, looking forward to hearing from some of you! ]]>

<![CDATA[I'm looking for company. Am going to the Caymans and would like some company. I pay all expenses and it's only for a couple of days. Will even pay for you to get a passport if you are the right person. Get back to me if interested and we can talk about the details. Looking to go in the next three weeks. Send a couple of pics and I will do the same. Takes about ten days to get a passport. By the way, I have posted in several areas so please include your location. Terry]]>

<![CDATA[Hi, my name is Ryan. I am 23 years old and just graduated from Northern Michigan University. I am currently working on my art portfolio, so in the mean time I work at a restaurant in Troy. I am 6'1", blonde hair, blue eyes. I enjoy watching movies and sports, running, bowling, and meeting new people. I listen to all sorts of music. I love laughing and making people laugh. I don't smoke, but I do drink on occasion. It has been awhile since i have had a gf, but I am ready to meet some new people and we will see where things go from there. I am tired of the girls in Rochester, because a majority of them are stuck up and fake, so I am looking for someone that can prove that not all girls are like that. (If you are in Rochester, and not like that, I would love to hear from you :)) I dont really have a certain "type" of girl that I am interested in, but I would like a girl that is in shape. I also have a sarcastic and joking personality, and would like someone that enjoys that. I prefer that you don't smoke, but drinking is perfectly acceptable. That sounds about good for now, but if you want to know more feel free to shoot me a message. Also I would love to hear some stuff about you. If you are going to send me an email, I would like to see a picture. I am not superficial, but there has to be some kind of attraction. Because this is my second time posting, if you could put in the subject line "YOU'RE KILLIN ME SMALLZ," (so I know that you are not a bot/spam) that would be greatly appreciated. BTW-Smallz was a nickname I had in college. It is from the movie "The Sandlot." I promise. lol. ]]>

<![CDATA[just looking for a woman to meet at bar and have a few drinks ...just for friends or if theirs chemistry maybe more...im 5-10...210...blue eyes.. ]]>

<![CDATA[About Me: I'm an attractive, middle aged divorced man who's trying to bring meaning and significance to the second half of my life. Yes, I do believe in the concept of a soul mate, and I'm looking for that woman who I can build my world around, to laugh with, to share good times with, to go on long walks with, to lay beside and never wish for the dawn..to please and be pleased, to relate on multiple levels: mind, body and soul: an ultimately significant significant other. I'm well educated, intelligent, like the outdoors, play golf, go to movies, watch them at home, play tennis, swim, volleyball, walking, going out to eat, and enjoy stimulating conversation. I'm well mannered, a good listener and will move heaven and earth for the right woman. What I'm looking For: I'm attracted to outgoing, uninhibited, carefree women with a zest for life! Not overly concerned about age, more concerned about compatibility and chemistry. You must not be married, live in another country (many women have tried to scam me, none successfully) or be in a relationship with another man currently (I will not be part of a triangle), and disease free (wish I didn't have to mention that). Please send me a recent pic and we'll talk...]]>

<![CDATA[i'm a younger guy looking for older woman for fun times. not sure of age range but open to most. mail me age and despription and we can exchange pics and see if there's attraction. i am very much for real......]]>

<![CDATA[Hi, I'm soon to be 58, look to be 45. Old, bald, fat but just what you need! Single, live alone looking for a bit younger gal to spend time with. I drink, do NOT smoke, have an occupation and enjoy socializing. Pic on request. Please do not be a habitual smoker, hooked on antidepressants or have so much baggage that you need a muscular porter to carry it.]]>

<![CDATA[We can have an open friendship with fun romance and benefits. I can listen very well and carry the conversation when you don’t feel like talking. We can have dinner out, take in some live music or a movie if you like. I am very discrete. We can take things as they come; I am not looking to change my circumstance or yours. I am attractive, successful, intelligent and active. I have a wide variety of interest. 6’ 190 lbs and I work out regularly. I have a nice smile and eyes to match. I’m half Italian so I have olive skin, dark hair and green eyes. Most people find me down to earth and easy to talk to. I am looking for an attractive woman who has fun and passion that needs to be expressed. I am looking to have a monogamous affair; me for you and you for me. I like intelligent women with class who can let their hair down. I am open to most political and religious views. ]]>

<![CDATA[Hi my name is matt and im 22 years old. I live in warren,mi. I am looking for a girl to have some fun with. Maybe go out a few times and see if we like each other. Or just exchange emails and pics and learn about each other through the internet. I would like a long-term relationship , but if it doesn't happen i will be happy just hanging out and seeing where that takes us. If u r only interested in a sexual relationship then i would be happy with that as well. I am 5'9" , 250Lb's. Im white and have brown hair and eyes. I am a bartender/waiter. I do some DJ jobs on the side as well. I have my own place so if we needed some where to hang out, we could do it at my house. I rarely drink anymore, but i do enjoy going out and having a good time with my friends. I would love to tell you more .....so if u r interested email me at mattster337 at yahoo dot com and put in the subject header: I am a real person .....so i know that u r not a scammer. Thnx ....looking foward to hearing from everyone.]]>

<![CDATA[HELLO LADYS MY NAME IS MARK I AM LOOKING TO HAVE A GOOD TIME WITH A SEXY BBW IF YOU WOULD LIKE PICTURES YOU CAN GIVE ME A CALL AT THREE ONE THREE FOUR SIX NINE FOUR SIX THREE SIX]]>

<![CDATA[38 single white male 5'11" 160lbs clean cut disease free 420 friendly and honest.im on here looking for a female age and race is open from slim to medium built for a friend with benefits type of friendship for on going meets. im willing to $poil a female to get what im wanting.not looking for a per hour thing however.im looking for a female that could use some extra cash a few times a month that has an open mind and that likes sex! im very orally giving and i like to kiss hold and please a female with my mouth and tongue. im not into quickies and id prefer if the female had a few hours to spare per meeting and is available at nights mostly or anytime on weekends. if this sounds interesting to you please respond with a face pic a good physical description and ill respond with the same. not into games drama or b.s. so dont a game player time waster and no i wont join your site to see your pic. if responding please include fun times in subject line and dont forget to tell me a lil bout you as well]]>

<![CDATA[Seeking normal, average, everyday woman to start sexy, fun online contact. We that are alone know all about this. Or if you're married and ignored you do too. I have no requirements other than you not be some spamming, web cam, porn site girl. I want a good, lady next door, sexy woman to get to know. It's so great to have someone special. To see an email from a special friend is exciting. Please send a pic and I will return one right away. DWM professional man will be discreet as I hope you will be too. Don't expect a response without a pic. Don't care if you send your real name or not. Just want to meet a lonely, ignored lady who needs a man to talk to about the "fun" things in life.....All responders truly welcome. C'mon sweet lady. Let's get started....]]>

<![CDATA[I am a well educated white male. 31 years old, 5'10", 175 pounds, cut in all the right places. You will not be disappointed with my looks. Now that that's done, I'm just looking for someone to party with tomorrow whenever. Drink some beer take some shots and maybe a little 420. Nothing serious. Send a pic (if you would like) or don't send one. I'm not looking to hook up, just party with.]]>

<![CDATA[i'm Eric, 25 year old, almost 26. i go to itt tech for a bacholers degree in Information security. i am 6 foot 2 inches, brown short hair, hazel eyes with what i told was emerald green in it. my body type is, abit round, i am not in perfect shape but i am working on it. i am a pretty confident person, i enjoy making people laugh, and laughing, and would enjoy someone who likes to do both. i consider myself open and honest, and would want someone who is also. i like to listen to music, watch movies, preferably action or comedy, maybe some sci fi, i listen to everything but rap, r&p or pop. what i do for fun is, video games, i own a wii i like to go to the shooting range, or cabelas just for fun. disc golf or real golf is fun to, also real bowling. i am looking for someone who has similar interests to me, cannot be scared of firearms, since it is a hobbey of mine someone who enjoys being either outside or inside. i am not picky about race, or religon, as long as noone trys to convert me. so if you like what you hear, email me or talk to me on aim at eesparza84]]>

<![CDATA[(already caught your interest, didn't I?) HELLO AND WELCOME TO ALL OF YOU BEAUTIFUL WOMEN IN OAKLAND COUNTY. My name is "G' and I an here to present to you a totally new kind of dating service. Let me ask you.......Are you tired of viewing the same old parade of gimps, wimps and nymphs (wait a minute...that last one is for me) that parade across your monitor with the same old sorry, pathetic line that overstates that they are THE ONE for you? Are you sick of seeing the same old photos of dicks ,nuts and butts? Don't you sometimes wish that someone would come along and offer something that is extremely, new, refreshing, different? Well, your search is over. LADIES, WELCOME TO THE ALL NEW "THE G-LIST". AN ALL NEW CACHE OF MEN THAT IS GUARANTEED TO PIQUE YOUR INTEREST (if not sending you to the bathroom retching your insides out). "The G-List" is a unique blend of available men catering to the weird, the freak, the "I don't care what you have. I'll take anything you send me". Even the totally sane and normal are welcome the browse through the selection of tempting masculinity. AND EACH AND EVERY POTENTIAL DATE IS BACKED BY MY PERSONAL 100% IRONCLAD GUARANTEE TO MEET (or exceed) YOUR LOWEST POSSIBLE STANDARDS OR YOU CAN RETURN THEM TO THE U.S. DEPT. OF IMMIGRATION FOR IMMEDIATE DEPORTATION, FREE OF CHARGE. *(replacement is possible but only if and when another of the same type becomes available). LADIES.......(drum roll please).......brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...........I PRESENT TO YOU..."THE G-LIST). To begin with, let me introduce you to Raul. Raul hails from southern India where he totally sucked as a snake charmer. No what he feverishly tried, he just couldn't get the cobras to gently sway to and fro to the music of his magical flute. However, much to his total embarrassment (as well as the crowd of tourists who gather about), his penis reacted amazing well - rising up to it's full majesty only to burst forth from the fly of his pants. As soon as Raul is released from jail for the charge of indecent exposure, he will be available to charm his way into your life. Type "HEADS UP" to make this Indian hottie your very own. Prefer someone with a cultural background? Here's Boris. Boris is a strapping young lad that worked as a roadie for the Russian Ballet Company. It was his duty to see that all of the costumes were carefully packed away for shipment to the Company's next performance destination. One day, curiosity got the better of him and he tried on a ballerina's outfit. Other than the fact that the tights caused his voice to raise two octaves higher than normal, he discovered that HE LIKED IT. Unfortunately he was caught by the Director and fired. There is a silver lining to all of this. Boris now exclusively devoted his entire time to train to be the Ballet Company's next premiere diva ballerina. Type "I'm for you, tutu" and Boris is yours. Want a wealthy man? Simba comes from Somalia where he made his fortune selling bogus stocks in a Somalian Pirate Company to none other than Bernie Madoff (how's that for poetic justice?). *Note to the U.S. Justice Dept...now you know where most of his money disappeared to. Simba is unable to travel to the United States due to warrant for his arrest BUT he will fly his date overseas to meet. Type "I don't care that he's a swindler. I'm living the life of luxury" and you too can become one of America's Most Wanted. Last but not least.....there's me! A man totally without morals, manners or money. A sorry state of a human being that is ready to share his time (and bed) with a special woman who doesn't know what she's getting herself into. Type "Buzz off, you lowlife buzzard" so that I'll know your are serious.]]>

<![CDATA[look, I brush my teeth, so I don't really know what else you could ask for, half the guys out there only use mouthwash, or lazy man's toothpaste aka dentyne ice. So with that out of the way I feel we can move on to this next sentence or word collection strip if you're from the 1500's, by the way, I don't date chicks from the 1500's anymore so step back into the time machine and enjoy the rest of your life in the pre-renaissance era with no indoor plumbing. I dated this one girl from the 1500's and she's all like take me to the apocraphy shop, i have demon midgets in my stomach and they're about to release a spell that will transform me into a hell hound. I'm like whoa slow down, here's some pepto-bismal you drama queen, enough about x's cause I don't want to hear about yours, why do girls do that? It is such a huge turn off when all a girl does is talk about her exes. I like Thai food. Ummm, more about me, i don't have any kids, in fact I've never even been pregnant, wait, where do baby's come from? I am well aware of the fact that girls go to jupiter to get more stupider and boys go to mars to get more candy bars; however, I find this to be a crude stereotype and by no means do I endorse it or practice it in my daily living, well, okay one time I went to mars for more candy bars, but it was on a dare, a triple dog dare to be precise, that's right my middle name is dangerous, give or take a few letters rearranged from my real middle name which is not hubert so be rest assured in that. I come from a large family, i'm into the arts, and I enjoy reading, writing, and playing guitar. Here's a list of things I'm not into: BBW's, i'm not really sure what those letters stand for, but I know when arranged in that order it means fat girl, despite my amazing dance moves i'm not into disco music. thats my list, oh i don't date chicks with kids, and I don't smoke pot or do drugs and won't date somebody who does, i don't have a problem with it, I just don't want to be around it. age and race are open, but really they're not, I prefer white, asian, indian, arab. Aged anywhere from, well actually i don't care about age. If you're grandparents are dead, then we have a lot in common and much to talk about. if you're intelligent thats a turn on, if you're beautiful that is awesome, other turn ons: glasses, hippie chicks, red hair, black hair, blonde hair, a nice smile. i can't date girls who don't have a sense of humor. tea and crumpets, so if you're going to reply please include a pic and put "Showcase Showdown" in the subject line, and if you write more than one line that will definately get my attention, and if you are not a bot that will get my attention. I will leave you with this classic joke, stop me if you've heard it, Cromagnum man went for a walk out on the arctic tundra, meanwhile Neanderthal man also went out for a walk on the arctic tundra. Cromagnum man and Neandethal man bumped into eachother. Neanderthal said to Cromagnum, "ugghhhh" to which Cromagnum replied, "No it's pronounced charm necklace, and it keeps me safe from evil spirits", to which Neanderthal man replied "ugghhhh uggghhh". After hearing that Cromagnum man quickly took his spear and stabbed Neanderthal through the heart. Neanderthal fell to the ground and died. Cromagnum man took his wallet and quickly ran to the Neanderthal village to rape Neandethal man's sister. the end. that classic joke does tickle me so, it gets me in a good humor everytime i hear it, because its so true, i mean we descended from Cromagnum and Homo-erectus, and we totally wiped out the Neanderthals with our superior language skills, superior weaponry, superiory thinking abilities and technology, and most important our superior charm necklaces. golly gee wiz. ]]>

<![CDATA[Hi, I am looking for a woman/ girl to share some good times with. I am not looking long term right now but u never know. I want to meet 1 to 3 times a week, race is open, age range is 18-40, your situation does not matter just no diseases. I'm very laid back, white slim tall with a high sex drive. U can have no experience or be able to show me a few things, bring another gf with u I won't mind ;) I just wana have a good time. Leave somethin in the subject so I can weed out spam and pic for a pic and no pic from u = no reply! Bye]]>

<![CDATA[ Yes, its true. I really am looking for personality first, for what good is a beautiful but shallow shell? Of course, this does not mean that that mutual physical attraction is unimportant--it is. But I know that in order to fully connect we must look deeper than looks alone. I have extraordinary verbal and listening skills; I'm 6' tall, 210lbs, with above average looks (how much above you must decide). Although I don't smoke, I don't mind if you do. I like to work out, take long walks at the park near my house, read (novels, short stories articles), dine in or out, go to movies, visit relatives and hang out with friends. I'm a light, social drinker--just a little after dinner wine usually. I am college educated, self-employed, and a homeowner. I am, of course, single. I'm looking for that compatible "someone" to help complete my life on this side of eternity. A sweet personality would be great. A sweet personality and easy to look at would be ideal. I will leave the age open because it is, afterall, just a number. If you like what you have heard so far, send me an email (no picutre necessary), and let's see what develops. Honestly Yours,]]>

<![CDATA[Very attractive and clean white male looking for a fun girl to hang out with and see where it goes. Perfer busty. Please email if this is you.]]>

<![CDATA[hi, im not worried about the pics, im not going to send you mine due to all the games, however, be honest about your looks, i will do the same. i am a tall, sexy, great shape guy that quite frankly loves fatties, thats what puts a rise to the occation for me. i have a great personality, im romantic in my own down to earth way. no kids here, i work, my own home. i like an emotionally secure woman, who knows what she wants. me, im not clingy, i dont want to be around you every minute of every day, we see each other mayby once or twice a week. you have a life and so do i. i dont know what elae to say for now, however, put NICE DOWN TO EARTH in the subject line as i will delete all other emails because they are all automated dating sevice adds. thank you, i know my sweet thing is out there, lets meet soon. in a public place of course. bye xoxo]]>

<![CDATA[How healthy are you? Are you ready for a healthy relationship with a wonderful funny single African American man? I'm very active and always on the go, love to read and cook. Can't wait to plant my garden and do some traveling with a healthy mentally stable women. I'm 6.1 and 185, light complexion and a weight lifter, runner. Come run with me! Send picture and details of what you want and we can take it from the Frig.]]>

<![CDATA[ok cum on down 2 my house baby c mon down so we can play i am 47 have rentals u need to b on th slender side unemployment is less than 5% i need ba mate]]>

<![CDATA[I, MY NAME IS FRANK. I AM 57 YEARS OLD 5'-6", 155 LBS WITH BROWN HAIR AND EYES. I AM DIVORCED. for a while I AM HARD WORKING BUT I LIKE TO ENJOY MYSELF SUCH AS COOKING, DINING OUT, GOING TO THE MOVIES, TRAVELING AND GOING TO CAR SHOWS. I ALSO ENJOY ENTERTAINING FRIENDS AND FAMILY AND BEING OUT DOORS, WORKING AROUND THE HOUSE AND WORKING ON OLD CARS OR JUST STAYING HOME AND WATCHING THE PISTONS AND TIGERS PLAY. I HAVE A SON (25) AND A DAUGHTER (23).WHICH THEY ARE ON THERE OWN NOW I AM LOOKING FOR AN HONEST SENSITIVE LADY THAT KNOWS WHAT SHE WHATS IN LIFE NO PIC AND ABOUT YOUR SELF NO REPILE 40-50 ]]>

<![CDATA[are there any ladies out there interested in a possible relationship anywhere???? i am a 48 year old single white male i am open to any race or any age within reason i am gainfully employed have my own place and car i would like to meet someone that would be interested in a possible long term relationship ]]>

<![CDATA[hello i am a 49 year old single white male i am gainfully employed and live alone i just moved to the area from the east side i don't know anyone down here except my dad i don't know where a good place to go grab a drink and or a bite to eat is i would like to make some friends down here if anyone is interested i will pay for dinner and some drinks i am open to any race or any age within reason thank you for taking the time to read my ad]]>

<![CDATA[i am a 47 year old single white male..i have a wide range of interests,i enjoy everything outdoors in the summer months..i also enjoy shootimg pool,darts,cards(would love to find a eucher partner)movies in or out...i would like to meet someone possibly interested in a long term relationship...i am open to any race or any age within reason...i have a very good job,a nice apartment and nice car..i just need someone to spend my life with...thank you for taking the time to read my ad]]>

<![CDATA[NO SPAM, NO DATING SITES, BE REAL ONLY.no i'm not on the sex offender registry, no i'm not going to verify and give you my credit card #.you mail me once and send a pic and then you get my number so we can text or talk. i dont hide anything so if your for real lets chat. i just got out of a bad thing with a bad person. i have a 18 month old boy and we got abbandoned right after thankgiving. so all i want is a real women in my life that is grown up and knows what its like to be faithfull and to be affectionet back. i like to play pool shoot darts, listen to clasic rock and very little country and yes i like beer and do smoke on every now and again i have pics but not here. mail me and yours gets mine. and if your mail says RE i have a idea what i want , i'll just figure your not real!!!]]>

<![CDATA[I’m 22, Caucasian, and have a good job in the medical field. I like tennis, golf, working out, going on dates, watching movies, and trying new restaurants. I recently got out of a somewhat serious relationship and would like to start dating again. I’m looking for someone attractive/in shape, around my same age who lives in the Rochester/Auburn Hills area. If you’re interested, please respond with a picture and a little info about yourself. Also, put “classy” in the subject line. Thanks.]]>

<![CDATA[Well ladies my name is rick n i'm 5'9***185lbs*** I really don't think u will be disappointed*** So drop me a line n lets talk.... I stay n da dearborn area near schaefer n tireman 313***seven 0 four*** four*** five**** four*** three*** Tired of all the games so take a chance on me. ]]>

<![CDATA[Well don't know how to put this but i guess you can say i'm looking for my reason to wanting to stay in detroit. I'm a 27 year old black male from detroit westside, standing about 6 foot 3 inches and weigh about 240 pounds with a medium build. I have black hair, which i'm thinking about cutting off or something, glasses with brown eyes when i'm not wearing my contacts, and usually have no facial hair unless i forget to shave. I know i'm not the cutest thing out there but i believe i'm ok looking and a very caring person, hard headed when it comes to the person that i like and nervous when i first meeting someone. I do have a picture if you want to see but tired of spam and always sending first, yea can be stingy also, lol. Like most guys i know i have to look and work for what i want and its hard for me to say whats on my mind but i do try my best to say what i'm thinking and how i feel, or atleast show it. I'm the type of guy that don't want to be like every other guy that cheats but want to be there and send text messages that say "good morning, hope your day will be good" or to atleast text to keep in touch, the type that would kiss a girls feet (never done it but never know just have to ask, lol) when i know it would make her happy or atleast smile. Can't forget also like a guy i'm a big kid but know when to be serious or when to keep quiet and see how things go. I loooooove movie watching, riding my motorcycle, talking to people and spending time with my family. To the point i been trying to find my inspiration to stay in michigan or to bring the best out of me and found that its the people around me and the person that have the most impact on my life a lady that pushes me to want to do better and do better. At the moment i'm trying to do whatever i can to make my life better, I don't have my own everything but I pay my rent and thats better then most, atleast i'm trying, lol, don't have a car to get around with but do have a motorcycle, but working on getting something else to get around with. I can't sit around doing nothing i got to work but i'm a complete homebody until i find somewhere i like to be. What i'm looking for in a lady is someone around my age i believe. Love petite and skinny to alittle thick, saying that because some people think thick in different ways. Someone that loves the cuddling, touching, kissing, hugging, touching (as in holding hands or laying your head on my lap or rest your legs my lap) and so on and don't care where we at and who looking. Well i really can't think of anything more at the moment but ask anything and everything you like and will answer as soon as i can and as honest as my mind will let me say it. Please put in the subject something you think is silly or atleast say hi there. ]]>

<![CDATA[Hi my name is cody i'm 19. I'm looking for someone to have a good time with and to talk to . I play hockey. I smoke occasionly, not much of a drinker. Age doesnt matter to me as long as you are 18+. Send me reply with a pic and i will message you back soon.]]>

<![CDATA[I have many women wanting to pray to me. Unfortunately, I have no choice but to be picky when there are so many women to pick from. If you are honest, intelligent, and have it going on, give me a shout out. No Wayflowers wanted. Not interested in married women at this time. Fewer kids the better....I like kids, don't get me wrong, but prefer my own, and guess what, I don't have any......Do you smoke? Preferably not around me. Drink, preferably not around me. Not into drugs or stupidity. Less Drama the better. Looking for love, not problems. Are you the right one who isn't a vegetarian? Mouth watering goodness, just an email away. ;0 Are you going to be the lucky woman? Sincerely, Sir-Loin Steak P.S. Extremely good looking guy. If you looking for endorsements/me to model for you, I'm extremely picky about that too.... ]]>

<![CDATA[I am looking to date a younger girl. Girls my age are lame and they don't know how to have any fun. I would love to meet a nice smart ambitious chick that loves to be outside travel, go out to eat or on the town. Please no drama, kids , or issues of any kind no drugs "weed is ok". Sorry if I seem like I am shortting all you old women but I gotta go with what will keep me motivated, and that would be a sexy, smart, Young, girlfriend. ]]>

<![CDATA[About me... I am a genuinely nice, honest and loyal guy. I am loyal almost to a fault and will do anything to support my family and close friends if called upon. I am a father. My kids do not live with me; though I wish they did. If this is an issue, I wish you good luck on your search for happiness. I am a very ambitious person, perhaps too much so at times. I need a supportive woman who will encourage my successes, but reel me back in if (or when) I get carried away. I have a great sense of humor, I love to laugh and enjoy life. I am quick witted, topical, but rather sarcastic at times. I am very honest (maybe too much so) and rather opinionated on issues important to me; I do not cave easily and will defend a point until the end. Sometimes though, I am wrong and need help seeing it. In short, you will either find me very sweet, funny,comfortable to be around and rather endearing or think I’m a complete a**. I am at a point in my life, where I am good with either! What you see is what you get. About you... I am seeking a cute, loving, affectionate, funny and most importantly supportive female partner to share my free time with. No flings or NSA stuff… I have morals and values, it is my hope that you do as well. I would prefer someone who is height- weight proportionate and mid 20’s to early 30’s. Be Drug free. I AM NOT 420 friendly. Also, Infectious personalities are ok, diseases are not ! Also, please be a non- smoker. You should be easy going, but you need to be able to (and know when to) stand your ground when it's important. My personality will test you… I need someone who will challenge me and keep me on my toes. Also, if you know who Phineas and Ferb are, we will probably get along just fine. What’s in it for you… You will get someone who will absolutely adore you, call and text just to say hi and always answer when you call. As a bonus, I will even tell you what i am doing, or who I am with if asked ! You won't be embarrassed to introduce me to your friends and your parents will think I am a "such a nice young man." (because I am, most of the time) If I have not scared you off yet, thanks for reading. I look forward to talking to you. Btw… house rules; pic for pic…. I like nakedness as much as the next guy; but, please be tasteful. Put your favorite color in the subject line so I know you're not a bot. ]]>

<![CDATA[Hello name is jason or jay for short i live in lincoln park for most of my life no kids 2 cars no e-x droama kind of a loner with no friends just my job lol.One thing that might change your mind and if it bugs you soory im helping someone out do to a car chash and ther working part time docter allmost says full time in a mounth or two then i can get my own place yes i can aford my own place but was not going to let this person losse ther house over a drunk driver.SORRY Ok a little about me humm Adventurous goffey trys to be funny hyper on the go kind of shy romantic old fashioned with a little new school a gentlman a heart im that guy that birings flowers on a first date and oppen doors.Trys and treat my woman like a princess or a diamond with care and respect.Im not the best looking guy or the most intelligent but wood never mess aroud and wood be ture as ture can be definitely not like most guys in this world if you give me the time you will find that out. Im that guy that likes to spend time with his girl when not at work other then that if she want to see me im all hers.When im with someone i put my all in to it as mutch as i can most times everything lol.I dont chet iv walked in on a e-x doing that no cool knows how it fils so i wont do that to anyone not me cant do it.I will never hit a woman thats just fuk up your not a man if you do. fun stuff i like kind of hard to do stuff when a loner me i get buy i can have my fun lets see pool hall campping parks BBQ walke in the woods pecefull rode trips to no where radio up windows down lol cedar point winter time ha mich scuks house boud i will go out but you know but i get in to my movies over 150 on my shelf sorry no chick flicks lol im a guy.alot of other stuff i like to do but alot of stuff you need 2 peopple for lol. What im looking for a girl that knows what she wants not looking to play games or just for the night little to old for that sh*tsorry.Someone that dont mind i smoke ill quite if i like you at a later point in time lol.Someone that likes to spend time with thre guy and will say ya that my man lol.If you have a kid or kids thats ok im talikng with i know you do if im talking with you i know the kid or kids are ther to stay im willing to spend time with u and the kid or kids and hope you wood want me to. TURN ON -------A girl that knows what she wants and not playing games piercings tattoos a bit of a adventurous side in to the out doors and music a little bit of dominance can be fun if it's done right. TURN OFF'S ----fighting yelling droama the doyfriend you don't want me to know about lol. cheating lieing only wonting to hang out with me once a mounth.Girls that drink to mutch.four word's hello's on this safr the typeing on he key bord pointlee to say just. hi how are you doing.Mack it more then 5 words plz Thank you for stoping by my profile and tacking the time to read it if you wood like to know anything else just ask shy but not to shy hope you have a good day and good luck in your surch. Im kind of shy so if i look at your pro and dont say anything i think your way to cute for me so say hi i just might chat with you lol. Trying to keep this to a 30 min drive if u dont have a car may 45 mints of you do have a car you know what im talking about being kind of far apart put a toll on stran on the reltionship. First DateHumm a tattoo club 50/50 lol bar 10/90 not a big drinker i do but not alot walk by the water witch the suset walk over by the car oppen the trunk for the radio and start dancing with her to a slow song out front of the headd lights so every guy in the park eyes on her lol.pool hall comedy club music conncerts picnic at the park summer dates and winter dates we can talk about it. no spam headline lp ]]>

<![CDATA[hi im looking for a nice girl im 26 white average joe i work not ritch i live a poor guys life style im about 5 foot 10 about 200 lbs and have brown hair and blue eyes glasses im looking for a conservative girl some one nice well respectable i can care less for drugs and alcohol i will not do drugs but i will have a drink once and a while im a simple guy loking for a simple girl i dont really care for designer clothing i prefer to be comfortable and were what i like jeans and a sweat shirt rather than a turtle neck and cackies well i want to meet a poor girl some one who doesnt expect the world some one who is hapy who doesnt do drugs some one who doesnt like to drink some one who likes parks coffie shops driving around once and a while to kill some time some one who wont mind going to a trade center or swap meet with me well if your out there email me back please be at least 21 and no older than 34 we have to be real if your younger than 21 we wont have anything in common and if your older than 34 the same applies have a great day oh heres a tip my friend gave me please type downriver girl in the subject line so i know your not spam ]]>

<![CDATA[Im 24 years old and I'm Arabic born and raised in Michigan.I'm 5'9 155lb muscular.I have a full time job and my own car. Im going back to college soon. I'm nice and caring and I can be romantic ;) , I like to laugh and I enjoy watching movies. I don't smoke or do drugs.. I am not looking for a one night stand. I have NEVER posted on here before. I don't really like bars and going to clubs but would occasionally if friends force me to LOL :) I'm pretty much what every guy promises to be.( The good things ) I'm looking for a nice girl that has a job or goes to school. Email me if interested... Send a pic too and I'll reply with one... Heres one: ]]>

<![CDATA[Im looking for a long term relitionship.. I have a job, car live on my own and still looking for love.. I'm very clean and NOT looking for any big girls, SORRY but lets NOT waste anyone's time here... I need a great women in my life to take out and spend lots of time with.. PLEASE be clean and disease free.. please put LOVE in the subject line so i know you are a real women.. and your photo]]>

<![CDATA[I'm happy and I love my life but I want to share it with someone. That special lady who would make everything seem even more amazing than it already is. About me, I'm very very very outgoing and I love a good time. Anything from concerts, sports, being with my friends, family, or just being outside. I like to think I'm a pretty decent looking dude, 6'1 190, shaved head, blues eyes all that fun stuff. I have no kids, I have a job, a car and my own place. I dont do drugs, EVER but I do enjoy some draft beer ( NOT EVERY DAY!). Cook me sea food and ill love you forever, or just take me out for some works too. I could tell you more, I could go on and on but wait, why? Isn't the best part about meeting someone finding out what makes them unique and awesome? So about you, People always ask me whats my "type"? As far as that noise goes I have no idea. I have a few specials things I dig but thats for a way way later time! haha Anyways I would love a woman to message me if she had some morals and perhaps even a few goals in life. Someone who can cut alittle losse to have a good time but also dosen't mind watching movies on the couch all night. Someone who would wana spend time together but also give us time alone or with freinds to be ourselves. Seems simple enough but yeah we will see how it goes, I can send yeah a few pics if you wish or if you have a blackberry then 304507AB, if not email me, lets decover how amazing each other really is!!]]>

<![CDATA[If you are a older woman in need of a massage and oral..I am d/d free and clean and you be to. Married or single. .prefer busty ]]>

<![CDATA[Hi I am 27 year old male from St Clair Shores. I work full time. I am looking a bigger white woman between the ages of 20 and 35. If you would like to know more about me please respond to my ad. Thank You]]>

<![CDATA[The title says it all. I'm looking for someone that likes to go out have a few drinks or is willing to go out drinking when the mood strikes, maybe a few weekend movies. I'm kind of new to the Novi area and am looking for someone to hang out with. I seem to have a few lame roommates for the most part. A little about my self: (pretty general) Blond hair, blue eyes, short, more of an athletic or muscular build. I usually work out 5 days a week. I have a full time job and roommates >.> I don't have any problems chatting and getting to know someone before we go out for some drinks. picture for a picture ^_^]]>

<![CDATA[seeking laid back female for "part time" casual fun. It's better if you're involved with someone so you can understand the importance of being (discreet). prefer age 22-37, and at least average looks all around. BTW, it doesn't have to be sex, light foreplay works please type (part time) in your response so I know your real....]]>

<![CDATA[HI, do you need to be discreet? do you need to talk?? do you need to have someone listen to you? I am 100% discreet, clean, safe. Lets talk.]]>

<![CDATA[You, fantasize about being 'raped' hard. otherwise normal, but just want it really rough and hard in the sack! your into bondage and force(obviously), slapping, choking, biting, anal sex and oral sex (giving, not receiving), just to name a few. You are open to just about everything, but no blood, scat, or underage people. You are a SWF, DDF. I most enjoy foreign women, but locals are ok, too. again, this is just fantasy play, not looking to actually rape. safe words and condoms are a MUST at all times. NO MEN ]]>

<![CDATA[i've never so much as locked lips with an asian cutie. want to help me change that? :)]]>

<![CDATA[I am posting this ad for my friend.. He is a really sweet black man who needs a good woman in his life. He works full time, has his own place, and car. He does not have any kids and is not opposed to woman with kids either. He enjoys traveling, movies, dinner, spending time with his woman (when he has one), and enjoying life while having fun. Woman ages 23-31 of any race can respond. Please be drama and drug free (yes that means 420 too)! Respond with pics and I will send you of him as well. He can be shy and he dont get out much at the moment and I live 1200 miles away so Its kind of hard to find him a good woman, so if you think you fit this description please reply...thanks]]>

<![CDATA[6ft. tall, good looking and fun to be around. seeks well off woman who needs a man that will cook, clean and massage to your hearts content. intelligent, fun, postive attitude, great conversationalist who loves to enjoy life. ]]>

<![CDATA[SINGLE AND LOOKING FOR CUTE COUNRTY GIRL HAVE PICS TO TRADE NOT INTRESTED IN JOINING WEB SITE TO TALK TO YOU MY CELL WORKS JUST FINE!!!! DONT WASTE MY TIME WITH BULLSHIT!?!?,]]>

<![CDATA[Professionally employed, 6'-0" tall, single, white, male looking for a female for hopefully for a LTR. From all outward appearances I'm a very normal guy but in private I'm a bit submissive and prefer to please my partner in anyway she wishes. Hopefully she would be very interested in me being bi as well. Ideally, this would be a very normal, ltr in public and our secret life in private. Looking for passion, intimacy, chemistry and fun. I'm easy going, friendly, open minded and adventurous. Into enjoying the moment........kissing, touching, teasing, lots of foreplay......etc. You should be a smiliar type of person, 35ish -50ish, confident, sexy, good sense of humor and attractive with a nice smile! Looking for attention, romance, it's the little things! You should be available mostly evenings and/or weekends. If you contact me, please have a recent picture to exchange! Have fun! ]]>

<![CDATA[Looking for a girl to chill with tonight. Maybe have some drinks and chill in the hottub. I have the night off so get a hold of me... a pic will help :) put hottub as the subject so I know your real]]>

<![CDATA[...we just don't know each other yet. Please take the time to read this ad. READ IT CAREFULLY and determine whether (I'm hoping) you'll call me, or whether we're both wasting our time. I am looking for a very specific type of woman, as you should be seeking a specific type of man. Are you seeking a tall, dark, handsome man who is financially successful, charming and will sweep you off your feet to a happily-ever-after? HIT THE BACK BUTTON AND SUCCESS TO YOU! This ad deals with reality and all it has to offer...including the possibility of an ever after that just might be happier than the one you have. Given a free choice, most smart people I've known (including myself) would prefer love to just about anything else. That's the reason I've posted my ad. I am a reasonably smart, hard-working, well-spoken, successful legal professional, who's proud of being Catholic and goes to church on Sundays, never been inside a jail or nuthouse (except to visit others). Still have my own teeth and hair. Would share the last bit of whatever I had with anyone - but particularly the love of my life (read below). Love good books, good movies, good meals (maybe more than I should - could lose about 25 pounds. For all that, I am neither sloppy nor unattractive - usually get mistaken for 10 years younger). Add to all that a love of smoking my pipe (that's right, and don't tell me to give it up), a decent ability to enjoy and tell jokes, a passion for good conversation, and you've got me. Have I got you? Maybe, if you have most, if not all, of these qualifications: SMART, white, hard-working lady, 40-60, no longer attached to anyone else, finished raising her kids (if any), not obsessed by her pets, her job or any ex-boyfriend. You've got a take-charge personality and a warm heart. Tall preferred; A decent (but not overly-priced) fashion sense; looks good in boots and wears them often. You love loving others, and being loved yourself. And you have the time and wherewithal to seek and find the one you're seeking. DO YOU LIKE WHO I AM? HAVE YOU READ THIS AD CAREFULLY? DO YOU RECOGNIZE YOURSELF IN WHAT I SEEK? Then you could do worse than respond, placing "Look This Way" in the subject line, and either provide your telephone number or ask for mine in the first e-mail communication. It's not necessary to provide your photograph, and you need not ask for mine because, if you're serious, we'll be talking soon - and meeting not long after that; hopefully, beginning on our journey to the lifetime of love and devotion we have sought for a long time. FINALLY, if you don't fit most or all of the requirements in this ad, don't waste your time or mine. God Bless.]]>

<![CDATA[I'm a divorced (over year ago) looking to meet people of the same likes. I'm looking for someone to sit around and smoke a little and enjoy life, Talk about the day, go for a walk, hit the beach... shit like that. I have 3 kids who are my world, I would do anything for them and they live with me half of the time.(wish it was all the time, but I took what the great state would give me) I'm a blue collar guy who busts his ass everyday to keep the bills payed and food on the table ( been doing the same work 20 yrs), I have a car and rent a house. I'm not looking to support anyone, so please be self reliant. I like to smoke(cigs and 420), I cuss, I gamble(only if I can afford it), I don't go to church, drink maybe twice a year (no problem with others drinking though) and I am very happy with who I am, so if your someone that has a built in need to "change" or "control" people I'm not for you. I'm 6-2 230lb(would like to drop 20) blue eyes, brown hair, good hygiene, and I keep a clean house (no not nit-picky just not a slob). I'm looking for a nice person with a good heart but looks do matter and I'm not gonna kid. I have a few BBW who are great friends in my life but for me there is No sexual attraction. I like women 140 or less and under 5-9 , kind on the eyes, between the ages of 25-40. If you are interested please email me back and I will send a pic for pic. Gonna go twist and relax now. P.S. if your just looking for a one night stand please go away. I don't do one-nighters (my mom raised me better than that).]]>

<![CDATA[I am a 25 year old man....mew as a submissive looking for a young...hot...female dom to offer my services to....just want to try something new and fun! I am 5'10"..brown hair..brown eyes...athletic build...love excersize! darker skin....definitely tan in the summer! just looking for something exciting! no strings attached!]]>

<![CDATA[I am a 25 year old male in Oakland County looking to help local women with their household chores. I am working on becoming more comfertable in the nude as I am working on becoming a nudist and also wanting to donate my services as a nude art model. Hoping to find lovely ladies in need of help around their house for no cost. Only thing I ask is that I may perform my services naked!]]>

<![CDATA[ Hello: (Do you love?) I am an easy to look at, late 30's something gentleman in search of a lady (25<age<45) who desires friendship first. I am unlike almost any man...I can actually converse meaningfully with you, for I know that the other half of a woman's beauty and seduction comes from her inward elegance and strong sense of herself. My idea of joy is spending quality time with my family, friends, and rescue animals. My idea of romance is slow-dancing on moonlit hardwood floors, whispering in the darkness and hearing you whisper back. I am not searching for perfection--only One is perfect--but I do yearn for compatibility and a shared vision of life, for friendship that may lead to more. I am spiritually and politically moderate to conservative, relatively educated and hardworking, a homeowner and an animal lover. I have numerous interests: working out, reading, writing, listening to a variety of music (from Beethoven to the Beatles and beyond), Borders, shopping and walking the malls, dining in (pizza!), dining out (wherever), movies in (dvd's), and movies out (the multiplex). I am single (without children), 6'tall, 200lbs., brown hair and eyes, athletically built, with a ruggedly handsome and mature face, a light drinker (some red wine or dark beer occasionally), a non-smoker (although I have known some lovely women smokers; I love the way the smoke eddies and curls about). Furthermore, I am generally easy going and poetically in tune with the world. Feel free to drop me an email, for all serious replies shall be answered. No picture is required (unless you desire to send one). Right now, just a glimpse into your heart and mind will suffice. Sincerely, ]]>

<![CDATA[ Good Winter Evening, Can you feel it when you gaze upon the cool evening skys, the blue hue, the trees unclothed from their fallen leaves? Do you long for love as I do? Do you admire the works of Byron, Shelley, and Keats, yet long for release in Nin's Delta of Venus before returning to the simplicity and brilliance of Dr. Seuss. Do you speak with your heart? Do you follow the longings of your body and soul? Do you love the lingering scent of sandalwood, of wet green grass, of freshly brewed coffee (no decaff, please!)? Are you moved to tears by Audrey's sweet smile and elegence? Are you, indeed, an old soul, whose eyes reflect dancing candle lights and the silent stars? Do you enjoy still-dancing, where only heartbeats move in sympathetic rhythm? Are you too a prisoner of the rhythm? Do you struggle with the tension between your idealistic and romantic aspirations and the demands of everyday living? Your age is unimportant. You are. I only seek to know and to appreciate you. I am a home and business owner and a seeker of love in this life. What else truly matters? Drop me a thought, a line, a poem, a wish. I will respond in kind. God Bless... ]]>

<![CDATA[HEY WHATS GOOD LADIES I'M 28 DARK SKINNED BALD HEAD GOATEE RITE NOW BUT I'M 6FOOT 180 NICE LOOKIN GUY EMPLOYED EDUCATED HONEST RESPECTFUL FUNNY ...NOT A LAME DUDE PROCLAIMING I GOT SWAG ...LOL WHATEVER THAT IS BUT I'M ME BEEN TOLD I HAVE HELLA SEX APPEAL AND ALOT OF CHARACTER SO GET AT ME IF YOU ARE INTERESTED .....LOOKIN FOR FRIENDSHIP CHIT CHATTING HANGING WHATEVER IT LEADS TO SO GET AT ME WHEN YOU CAN ]]>

<![CDATA[Hi there. Most of the replies I get are bots so I am not going to spend to much time writing. If your real I'll talk. I'm a single white guy, live in Livonia. I work alot, and also have some down time. Due to funky hours I dont get out as much as I'd like. Lookin to meet a girl with similiar interests. Pool, country, metal, oldies, texas holdem. Doin shots at the bar. The outdoors, movies whatever. Gotta run, maybe someone real will actualy respond. Could be you.]]>

<![CDATA[44 male from farmington...5-10....205...would love to lick your juicy pussy till you cum in my face....no reciprocation needed...love to please....love bigger woman ...prefer busty.. ]]>

<![CDATA[Ok, I hate to say what my title is! But I have found to many woman that cannot face the fact they are overweight. I don't me to sound shallow but this is getting old. I am looking for a relationship to develop with the right woman. So since that is out of the way :) I am 33 yrs old, 6ft 4in tall and weigh about 215-220, brown hair/brown eyes. I have a goottee and shave my head, I also have some tats. I am divorced w/no children. I smoke/drink, have a car, a job, some animals, a house etc... I am very honest, caring, loyal and have a laid back attitude. I apperciate a good woman who know's what she wants. I am not looking for a sexual connection even though that is important to me but that's not all I am looking for. So if your are interested in getting to know me, please send a description of what you look like/and what you are looking for. I do have pics to swap as well. Thats about it! So thank you for reading my ad. NO SPAM, or GAY MEN!!! ]]>

<![CDATA[looking for a sexy woman to relax with me with 420.....sex would be great but can just smoke..i am 5-10....200lbs...muscular...blue eyes ]]>

<![CDATA[seeking a fun date with mature lady< over 21 years of age, please! No spammers allowed. Me-glm with bucks for dates. No spammers, please! reply with a ligitamate email or phone. Thanks]]>

<![CDATA[hello, wpm seeking cute lady for matinee movie dates. please reply with a valid email or phone. No spammers allowed! perfer non-smoker.]]>

<![CDATA[I'm looking for an older woman to give me a massage and release. I'm 6'1 235 blonde hair blue eyes. I'm looking for someone who loves conversation and good company as well. ]]>

<![CDATA[My name is dave I am 24 and live in rochester.I work at a car wash and do landscaping.I am a very hard worker and want the same out of the person I'm with.I have went thru a lot in my last relationship and am trying to just meet someone and really get to know them.I am a smoker of both cigs and tree.I do play in a beer pong league every Tuesday night.I also go to wiseguys every Friday for beer pong.what can I say I love beer pong.lol.please make ur title stand out so I know it isn't spam and send a pic.I'm doing this from my phone so ill send u a pic in the email]]>

<![CDATA[The title says it all. 30, swm, 6ft, 195, muscular build, looking for a sexy BBW to go out with for dinner, drinks, coffee, movies, etc. I live in RO and would prefer that you are in the area. Please respond with I love Bacon in the subject line if you are interested. I have pics if you would like.]]>

<![CDATA[Hi My name is Jeff and im looking to meet a girl (20-35) under 170lbs. I have a lot to offer and im looking for someone who is fun and can share good times with. I work as a automotive designer for GM. Im great with kids! ... but i don't have kids yet......Text me and i'll bet you will be glad you did...ya never know what can happen. ...and no games please...I'd love to chat and get to know you more. Phone pictures are welcome. Also, looking for a roommate I have lots of space..available for rent if you'd like... Please if you want to meet I would love to....but i don't want games. Thank-you and look forward to hearing from you :)Thanks 586 six three four one nine eight five ]]>

<![CDATA[I really need a nice change in my life!! Hope to meet a fun loving person that loves life and that loves affection! I have been single now for almost 2 years and ready to try this again! Im tired of the games and really would like to meet an amazing girl that would love to spoil me as I would her. It is not as easy to meet people as it used to be so thats why im trying this out.Im really close to my parents which I love to death and I am a great guy for sure! So dont be afraid to leave me a message here . Please include a picture and a brief description about yourself! You can email me or im me at snoop48060 at ~yahoo~ ]]>

<![CDATA[LOOKING FOR A MATURE WOMAN FOR LTR. MUST LOVE ORAL, GIVE AND RECIEVE. I AM A VERY GIVING LOVER THAT LOVES TO PLEASE. I AM A VERY ATTRACTIVE HISPANIC MALE, 5'7", 220, WITH A BODYBUILDERS TYPE BODY. I LIKE MOVIES, CUDDLING, GIVING MASSAGES AND FOOT RUBS. I LIKE TO COOK. LOOKING FOR A WHITE WOMAN. SERIOUS REPLIES ONLY.]]>

<![CDATA[I am looking to provide oral sex for one lady who wants to receive without having to reciprocate. I am looking to orally worship your feet, legs, genitals, and butt until you reach an orgasm and would love to find a lady who enjoys doing some face sitting. I ask that you be very discreet, clean, disease free, and serious about meeting. In order to eliminate spam, please put the words "Facesitting" in your subject line so that I know you are a sincere response. ]]>

<![CDATA[hi i am a big tiger fan and really excited for this year so if u like baseball, and enjoy haven fun , look cute, like movies, are between 20-23 white and a female reply tell me about you and what u enjoy look foward to hearing from you soon.]]>

<![CDATA[IM JUST LOOKING FOR A FRIEND , I LIKE THE OUTDOOR DOORS DOGS CATs ARE OK I WORK 60 TO 70 HOURs A WEEK IM LOOKING FOR A FRIEND TO HANG WITH WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR , LET START HERE FIRST AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS THANKs FOR LOOKING ]]>

<![CDATA[Ladies beware of a 25 year old on here named Nick. He is tall, skinny, talks a lot about friendship and how he's been wronged by his ex. I did nothing but care for him. I was there for him all the time and he just left me and decided poker would be his life. I did so much I can't even type it all. If you run into him or meet him good luck to you, you're going to need it.]]>