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<![CDATA[chubby top looking to meet up for fun. i love to cuddle and some body contact. i must travel. i can not host. i am 22 yo chubby black bi male with seven inches cut. i am dd and std free and you should be the same. age race and body type are of no importance although the 21 to 40 age group is perfered but not needed. a pic gets you to the head of the line but all messages get replys. if you like what you see hit me up ]]>

<![CDATA[I'm tired of the bar scene so I'm looking around here to get my fix. I'm an attractive, blue eyed petite female. You can see some of it at <rdgotwc>g<gzwt>e<mqhppv>o<qassoq>c<imlneb>i<dvxve>t<mizujavx>i<zvujgfj>e<xuqh>s<xveoibze>.<gfgw>c<jwxdxux>o<xacgqq>m<oxlk>/<gzwt>q.ula59 I love my animals and plants too and my home is like a jungle, wild things do happen in there :) If you want to go out and see if we click just let me know. Hope to hear soon from you.]]>

<![CDATA[I'm sick of trying to sell myself because, well, it's kind of degrading. So here's a list of reasons why you wouldn't want to date me: I don't have a real job I live with my parents I'm kind of arrogant, especially about my education I have weird, angry politics and I talk about them a lot I'm easily distracted I have a bad work ethic I'm incredibly lazy I don't have a lot of money I find stupid people to be boring and am not above telling them that I a big geek I smoke like a chimney and refuse to quit I'm not very active I occasionally drink to excess I'm not very stable (both in terms of sanity and in terms of finances) To find out why you might actually want to date me or if these things really don't matter to you, you should respond to my ad. Please include a list of reasons why I wouldn't want to date you. Your picture gets mine.]]>

<![CDATA[looking for a lady who wants to have someone around to do whatever with. email me if you think youre that someone]]>

<![CDATA[Okay, so after twenty-nine years of existence, I realize that what I desire most out of a companion is someone that is always learning new things. I know everyone has different desires and needs, but what I want is someone who is constantly propelling themselves forward. Towards an ultimate goal. Please be desirous in that regard. I am an attractive, confident person who seeks the same. Brown hair, brown eyes, swm, and can quote modestly from non-internet related resources. If it concerns you: I am devastatingly handsome and can be witty as all hell in social situations. I am a great lover and kisser and writer. (So I'd like to think.) I am savvy to all minor and major rock and roll/ literary events from the 1970's and forward. Also, I am a secure, aspiring writer who seeks a muse and am willing to trade seductive but well-dressed pictures and/or confidentials to seduce you. But, be certain that I am not the kind of freak that will send you naked shots of me hoola-hooping. Must love pets. Thanks to all that reply...]]>

<![CDATA[Well this is my first time doing this. I have had some really bad relationships in the past and I am looking to change that. I recently got out of the military (Navy) after 5 years and now going to school to get my bachelor's degree. I like to go outdoors and do things outside, but I also like to just sometimes sit inside and do nothing. I love all types of music and just really enjoy having fun. If you are interested just send me an email and we will see where it goes. Please include a picture, mine is below and I want to see yours. ]]>

<![CDATA[It's been a while since I've had good sex. Actually it's been a while since I've had any sex. It sucks. Im working hard and ussually get off around midnight.Anyway,I'd like to do something fun, like get tarted up, swig down a few drinks and fool around. Or even stay in, rent a movie, drink some beers and fool around. The important part being the fool around part. So, I hope get flooded with emails this evening, most of them spam with a porno web sites and guys offering sex. Delete all of them. single out the one interesting person, meet for coffee or lunch or late dinner.tomorrow to make sure there is actual physical attraction, and figure out what to do tomorrow night. I dont want to put my pics here. but I got some. and even that damn myspace. So I hope to hear from you soon]]>

<![CDATA[I'm a pretty laid back guy who is trying to make it through this maze called life. I don’t know all the answers but enjoy the fun of learning everyday. I detest drama and negativity, so haters please look for the nearest exit. I am a leader but I am humble enough to take advice. I love to make people smile and think. My soul wants to save the world but my heart just wants my loved ones to be happy. I’m 27 years old, Caucasian, 6’3”, average/athletic build, and a non-smoker. I recently moved to Houston to attend graduate school at Rice University. Some of my favorite interests are attending concerts, movies, reading, cooking, trying new restaurants, exercising, and traveling. I'm originally from California (the Bay Area), but have also lived in several other parts of the country. What do I want from a woman? I want to be a rock for her. I want to be her best friend. I want to be wise for her. I want her to be proud of me. I want to be her confidant. I want to be reliable for her. I want to be strong for her. I want to be accountable to her. I want to be responsible for her. I want her to bury her head in my chest and cry when she is overwhelmed. I want to make her feel safe. I want to make her feel like the most beautiful woman alive. I want her to know that I was put on this earth to take care of her. I want to provide for her. I want her to think I hung the moon. I want her to think I hung it for her. I want her to think I am the funniest guy alive. I want her to think I am the best chef. I want her to think I am the best handyman around the house. I want her to think I should be giving advice to Bill Gates about technology. I want to overhear her telling her girlfriends how good I am in bed. I want her to be crazy about me for all the right reasons and for just being myself. I want someone who I can have candid, stimulating conversation with. I want no topic to be off limits and I want the kind of trust with each other that our deepest thoughts can be shared without having to worry about her getting upset or pissed off. I want her to know the thoughts that go on in my head and her in turn tell me what goes on inside hers. I want to sit beside her and talk and laugh and loose all track of time. This isn't emotional but it’s emotionally driven. I love physical touch/affection. I want to feel like she can't get enough of me. I want to feel like she can’t keep her hands off of me. When she tells me about her day, I want her to sit on my lap and nuzzle her face into my chest and let me hold her. I want her to want to be physically close to me, I want her to need to be physically close to me. I want a companion in life. The first time I stand under the Eiffel Tower I want her there with me, the first boat ride I take in Venice I want her with me, the first time I take a safari in Africa I want her there with me. On a lighter note, I want her to be my companion when I want to watch a movie, when I want to try a new restaurant, when I want to go be lazy at the beach all day or try to cook some new dish. I also want to share in her goals, dreams, and interests. Whatever is important to her I want to make important to me. I want to support her in every way, comforting her when things don't go well, and celebrating with her when she's successful. Want to know more? Please drop me a line and introduce yourself... ]]>

<![CDATA[Where do I start, LOL. I do not have the baggage most guys my age have, no debt, no kids, never married, good job. I believe in honesty and not wasting anyones time if it won't work. I am very easy going, easy on the eyes, and enjoy the finer things in life. I am well traveled, have alot of been there done that stories, and quite frankly I don't need to find a relationship just for sex. If I wanted physical only, that is easy. I am trying to get involved with an attractive and fun girl who is mature and ready for all life has to offer. My details are: 5' 10 , Brown hair, blue eyes, athletic build, going on 32 years old, college educated, quite at first but warm up when I get comfortable, gentleman, basically the guy you wouldn't believe is still single. I don't want a girl who just likes arm candy when she goes out..I usually laugh and ignore girls who walk around with their nose in the air (or a royal stick up her rear) I don't care about what you drive, how much you make, or what you do for a living..all I care about is having the heart of whom I am with. No expectations, just getting myself out there to see what happens. I posted some recent pics of me, would appreciate the same in response. The girl in both pictures is my sister. ]]>

<![CDATA[I'm seeking an attractive, slim to medium build Submissive Single White Female to share my life with. You must be a true lady in the streets and my sexslave at home. You will have to wear short skirts and heels when I tell you too at home or in public. I will fuck you in your ass when ever I feel like it. You will suck my dick or any dick i tell you to and swallow ever drop of cum. You will lick any clit I tell you to. you will be eager, horny, hot and wet wondering what I will make you do next. You will love me, and I will love you. No if ands or butts. contact with pic/number and the reasons why you think we born for one another. ]]>

<![CDATA[Ok, this might be weird, but looking for a woman, any age, race, size, that would like to help out a guy. I just to masturbate infront of you, if you want you may also do the same. I am tall, pretty good looking, very muscular legs, fun. Not a phsco(spelling), lol]]>

<![CDATA[I am real.... Earning north of $1 mil a year....real deal. Looking for a gf....you should be tall thin with a very special body. Race not an issue. Need a head turner under my arm!!! In return you can have whatever you would like!!]]>

<![CDATA[I am quite new to this but thought I would give it a try. I am looking for someone that is looking for a possible Long Term relationship but can start as friends getting to know one another. I am college educated and have a great career. Divorced here so looking for someone who doenst mind that. Looking for someone with a great personality that likes to have fun and enjoy life. I enjoy all things such as politics, great conversation and great movies. If you would like to find out more about me please give me a contact back.]]>

<![CDATA[Im looking for a younger female in her 20's. Someone who is attracted to an older male, and thinks me in their late 30s are sexy. Im ready to settle down, and want a younger woman who can make me laugh. Plus, its time for me to get married, and have kids. Id love to start a family soon, so obviously, Im looking for a very long term relationship. I plan on this being my first, and last wedding. About me: caucasian, tall, athletic (my last girlfriend said that I was sexier than Brad Pitt... LOL... but then again, she is biased) I think I have a really sexy body. I think my face could be better.... ha ha ha... but we all have a different image of ourselves than how other people see us. Im a kind person. I'm easy to get along with, and fun to be around. I love kids, and want some of my own. Im well educated with an MBA. All around nice guy, who needs a woman who can love me. I look forward to your email. Please send a picture, and tell me about yourself.]]>

<![CDATA[My frustration and short patience with dating is, in my mind akin to unnecessary medical procedures or waiting in line at the DMV. It’s not that I don’t enjoy meeting people, but these days it seems like everyone is so detached from actual conversation they forgot what it was like to go out and meet new people….in person. Anyway, that’s why I’m here. I’m tired of bars (the lowest rung of the dating ladder), I’m too old and not near trendy enough (nor care) for clubs and truth be told, most of the things I enjoy…not exactly chick-centric. I’m a white male, 29 years old, 6’0 and around 200 pounds, I work out a few times a week and I’m in pretty good shape. I have my own car, a decent job (in terms of satisfaction) and I’m an all around jeans and t-shirt kind of guy. Clean cut for work but I used to have hair down to my ass; social drinker, non smoker. A few things about me: - I have never and will never have a Myspace page. - I like going shooting, but I don’t hunt. - I worked at the Renaissance festival for almost 5 years; I still go and dress up once in a while. - Halloween is my favorite holiday. - I have never and will never be religious; I’m as much an Atheist or an Agnostic as I am a Scorpio or an uncle…I showed up and that’s what you called me, it’s not what I call myself…if anything. - I’m a huge fan of the Simpsons, Futurama, Mythbusters and nearly anything on the History Channel. - I have an art degree, but turned out to be a recruiter. Go figure. - I have a very warped sense of humor, borderline nihilistic…some of my favorite comedians are Joe Rogan, Doug Stanhope and Bill Hicks. - I may as well have “Giant Dork” tattooed on my forehead, it may have cost me dates in the past but at least I’m honest. - I love the outdoors, camping, floating the Guadalupe and generally being outside; preferably in the winter but I’ll make due whenever. As I’ve gotten older, I’ve become a little picky. First off, I’ve dated women with kids in the past and at this point in my life I’m not up for it anymore. I tend to get attached and it’s just another stress I don’t want/need to deal with. BBWs, big girls, whatever you’re called, I would not do you justice; you deserve to be with someone that appreciates you for you are, I have nothing against you…but I wouldn’t appreciate you like some guys would. I don’t mind a few extra pounds, I love soft curves. In my ideal world I would want someone that could enjoy a beer or a mixed drink once in a while and is a non smoker. I like spontaneity, and having to brush teeth or pop in a mint beforehand just sort of kills it for me. My co-workers use Craigslist a lot so I’m not putting up a picture, but I’d be happy to send a few to you if we get to talking. Drop me a line if you made it this far, you’re either fiercely tenacious, or just a glutton for self destruction. Either way, we’d probably get on fine. :)]]>

<![CDATA[I live for the little moments and cherish big ones. I love life with all of it's irony, sadness, laughter, and most of all, happiness. I try my best to stay in shape after all I can't trade my body in on a new in a few years. I love the outdoors especially the water and most definately sports and ufc. Well, if you want to know any more just email me back. ]]>

<![CDATA[Im working late at my internet coffee shop, come on up and get a cup, on me, thx. H. Lewis send me an email and I will give you directions ,, off fm1960]]>

<![CDATA[Walks along the sunset beach in a exotic Caribbean city, candle lit dinners, some smooth sounds of island music, yeah, would doesn't want that? But the reality of it all is, honesty, communication & compassion. Looking for a gal who knows what she wants, athletic, loves the ocean, outdoor activities, maybe plays tennis or golf and has a wicked sense of humor. Beautiful eyes & a smile that is infectious. Not allot to ask but no the less, worth finding in the vast sea of souls. I have lived all over the US in some of the biggest cities, met some incredible people & want to share more with the right person. Down to earth, very easy going like a summer breeze just looking for another who shares an openness for real life. I hope to find you soon! ]]>

<![CDATA[Im recently divorced (no kids). Looking to meet someone to spend my weekends with. I live on the water on the west end of galveston and work in south houston. Im 5'10" 185 with light brown hair and green eyes. Into motorcycles and the outdoors. Casual drinker and a non smoker but you smoking doesnt bother me. Hope to hear from someone soon.]]>

<![CDATA[Looking for someone to climb on my Harley and have some fun. I am mentally (really) and financially stable, drama free and way past games. I like to travel alot and don't like to do it alone. I drink beer, ride motorcycles, shoot pool and love BBQ, mexican food and other “bad” foods. I retired from the military and currently work for a major oil company. I also just got involved with a motorcycle magazine, havin a lot of fun with that so far. I am looking for a woman that has her life together, a partner, not someone that needs taken care of. I value honesty, integrity and take friendship very seriously. I only have about 5 people I consider true friends but would do about anything for them. Druggies and Drama queens please don’t waste our time. If you want to enjoy life and don’t want Bullshit give me a shout. Life is short don’t waste it.]]>

<![CDATA[Feel like trying something different, so im looking for an older experienced women to go out with and later have nsa fun with, I am in shape and very attractive so i ask that you be the same if you interested msg me back and we will see what happends]]>

<![CDATA[I helped you buy shoes Thursday and thought you were so pretty in your nice dress. We chatted and I thought we had a great chemistry. I commented that you had nice legs. I know you're married but I was just wondering if....you'd like to get together for coffee, a drink, etc...who knows! Tell me where you live now and where you grew up so I'll know its you. We could have great fun together!]]>

<![CDATA[You might just need an older man in your life to help you get by. Gas is up, jobs are not paying much, think about how nice life could be....]]>

<![CDATA[So I moved to the Humble area in mid Feb for a new job coming from NW Indiana. I don't really know anyone outside of work and I don't really dig the bar seen so meeting people isn't the easiest. So with that, I am 27, brown hair, hazel eyes, caucasian, 6' tall, 180lb, medium build, steady good job, have my own car, and live alone. I love to go camping, and just spend time out doors but I am suited just as well watching a movie, playing with my Wii or PS3 or sitting here on my computer. I like going out to see movies, go to live shows, playing pool, drag and autox racing(racing not watching) are favorites of mine but they have taken a backseat to the whole being an adult thing. I know how to cook and clean for myself, I am not looking for a slave, I am looking for a companion. As far as my tastes in women, 5' to 6', fit to average build, any hair/eye color, just as long as you have a good sense of humor and a good personality. If this sounds of interest feel free to hit me up, pic gets pic, please tell me a bit about yourself in the reply.]]>

<![CDATA[Hi ime off friday dont want to spend the day alone do u ?]]>

<![CDATA[brand new top Houston. Just moved from Seattle. Id love to meet a fun girl to kick around with, and if it evolves beyond that-even better! Im 6-1 200 Athletic smart and fun]]>

<![CDATA[I'd like to meet the kind of woman that wants to settle down and have one man in her life. someone that likes to be treated like the princess she is but also is sweet and kind and gentle. are you out there ?]]>

<![CDATA[I am looking for a women that need to be Dominated and owned. Someone that needs a man to keep her in line and to be taken care of. Someone willing to take care of her Dom's needs and desires. Send a pic and tell me about you. ]]>

<![CDATA[I'm 25, 6'2, mixed white & hispanic, good sense of humor, non smoker, occasional drinker, drug free, I like going to night clubs, I like dancing even though i'm no good at it, going to the movies, going bowling, dining out, working on & customizing cars and i'm always up for trying new and different things. I'm sure i'm forgetting to list some things but if i've got your attention so far, you'll keep reading and want to know more about the kinda woman i'm looking to meet. This is what i'm looking for a woman... be at least 20 and no older than 28, race is not an issue, be a fun person to be around, has good personality & sense of humor, you have to be outgoing i'm not much of a homebody unless I absolutly have to be, you should at least like bowling or is at the least willing to give it a try (if you like it, I can teach you to be even better at it), likes going to the movies, doesn't mind going to the club once in a while for some drinking and dancing, likes to be catered too, non smoker (very much preferred, but I can tolerate if you only do it while you drink or if your at bar or club), social drinker and drug free. No pic no reply. By the way you can hit me up on yahoo messenger or send me an email to John_I45_Htown at yahoo .com I also have a myspace page if you wonna send me a link to yours or you can check out mine. www. myspace .com /johncfails]]>

<![CDATA[28, married but looking wf is away, looking to play NSA with a bbw tonight. be younger than 40. your stats and pic get mine I host]]>

<![CDATA[Greetings, I am a virile male seeking a young, nubile female for the purposes of procreation. I am aware that it is not customary to produce offspring immediately upon meeting someone, so I am willing to compromise. I will provide up to three dinners and/or movies before I ask you to aide me in procuring an heir for my lineage.]]>

<![CDATA[Hey what's up all? My name is Michael and I am back in town for the summer. I'm looking for some girls around my age maybe to hang out and maybe grab some dinner or movies and such. Indiana Jones comes out tomorrow, anyone like to see it? ]]>

<![CDATA[Hello, I'm 29 Yrs old, hispanic,looking for a serious relationship. Since I'm not posting a pic, I'll describe myself for you. I'm 6 ft tall,slender dark hair,funny,romantic and honest and I'm looking for a smart and sincere woman.]]>

<![CDATA[blk male coming in town Memorial Day weekend..6'1 195 ..friends having a party Saturday nite....looking for some ladies that want to kick it....here are some pics of me...send me some...lets hook up.... AL]]>

<![CDATA[So heres the thing. Im tired of lies, beating around the bush, dating girls that pretend to be what they are not and never will be. Im tired of girls not knowing what they want. I dont need a rich girl but i dont want someone without a job either, i dont care if its Burger King.......i like the whoppers. You gotta have a sense of humor or you wont last with me. But, you gotta be able to carry on an intelligent conversation with me as well. Im 23, i work at a nissan dealership and recently graduated from aviation school. I drive a jeep and love to go off roading. I ride mountain bikes alot for exercise/fun. I like to BBQ and have some drinks with friends on the weekends. Im big on family and am pretty close to my younger brother. Double dates are fun as long as we make time for our own dates first. By "dates" i mean time together, even if its a blockbuster night. I have a dog named Trouble even though he isnt, i live in an apartment alone with him. Um, i dont really know what to say, iv never done anything like this befor but figured it couldnt hurt. I like all music and like to go two steppin! Im looking for a possibly serious relationship, otherwise new friends are always a plus. You dont have to know what you want in life(you still should have goals), but you need to know what you want in a relationship. So yea, i just threw a ton of random facts out there, so, email me and tell me about yourself. Im 5 foot 9 inches tall, black short hair, dark brown eyes, tanned skin, athletic...ish build but im constantly working on that. Anyway, im done, hope to hear from Miss Right! Ignore the ex gf in the pics. EDIT: Forgot to add that im white/hispanic.....not that it should matter.]]>

<![CDATA[Hello, I am a 53 year old Caucasian male and I am a widower. I lost my wife to cancer after 30 years of marriage a few years ago, and I looking for a companion, I would like that person to be my best friend, and enjoy hanging out with me and enjoy doing what I like to do. I am searching for someone to become friends with and if the chemistry clicks, even a companion. I like to enjoy my weekends at the river fishing, and I really enjoy drinking a good cold beer, and will on occassion have a stiff drink. I like movies, and do also enjoy staying home and enjoying my family. Dinner out is nice, but I also enmjoy a good home cooked meal, I like to BBQ and have fish fries and have friends over to play dominos or cards. Nothing fancy here, just good old down to earth honest hard worker. I have one child who is grown, I am a grandpa - and they all live several hours away. I am in fairly good physical shape - HWP - and prefer that you are too, although I am not opposed to a little extra padding. I own my own place and have a place at the river - where I spend most weekends, fishing and drinking - enjoy a good card game or dominos sitting around with friends - I do not do the bar scene, I have 2 left feet. I enjoy a game of pool occasionally, but do not like to hang out in bars. I prefer someone that is widowed, but do not mind a divorcee, no married ladies please.. If I sound interesting to you, shoot me an e-mail and a number and we can chat to see if there is any common interest. I do have photos and will be happy to exchange a photo with you if you are interested - a photo from you will get a photo of me in return. I am about 1/2 way between Houston and Dallas, deep in the heart of East Texas. I look forward to hearing from you. ]]>

<![CDATA[Hhhmmmm i dont know how to say this.. it sounds wierd but lets just say it. Most of the time, girls look for a nice guy, handsome and charming. They get all that but later regret for being dishonest, cheat, and lie. I have the same problem. I have all the GOOD qualities but i need a girl who is honest. I hate liers because i myself dont LIE. Truth has always won and i want someone who is honest. I dont care for looks, i am searching for a sweetheart]]>

<![CDATA[Looking for a BBW that is needing a little attention this evening. ]]>

<![CDATA[Hey there, How is your day going? I am a 26 year old single guy with no children. I dont smoke. I drink sometimes and I dont do drugs. I am between 6,1 and 6,2 in height and I weight 260. I am very muscular. I am built like a football player. I am known for my ambition and since of humor. I am very much a people person. I am independent and stable. I am one of those rare guys that can clean and cook and do laundry. I have my own place. I am just seeing what is out there and whatever happens happens. I am looking for a woman that is down to earth, ambitious, good heart, affectionate, great since of humor, honest, great personlaity, just a all around great woman inside and out. I dont have time for drama, games and BS. If you are looking for a guy to treat you right and with respect I am your man. If you would like to know anything else about me feel free to ask? Take it easy Charles PS If you like what you read my yahoo messenger ID is maverickcn81 ]]>

<![CDATA[looking for a man to spend some quality time with and see where things go :) Drop me a line if you would like to know more.]]>

<![CDATA[ Lets get off here and talk for real. I'm financially/mentally sound. I have a business, looking for swf who know what they want. LTR, and can meet TODAY. IF YOU cannot meet today or are unwilling to do so, please don't answer or send a pic. I'm not interested. If you can't show up, then you're a waste of my time. No dummies please who talk crazy and can't just be normal. If you're scared, don't reply. If you want pictures, send full length (not your head) when you ask for one. B4Real. Be a nice lady who does not ad to my torment in this crazy site. Be simplified. Do what I want and what is right. ]]>

<![CDATA[<bgsound src="http://www.acousticfingerstyle.com/charade.mid" loop="infinite"> Send me some pictures ladies! Let me see what's out here, I'm looking for long term, and love. Remember that word, "LOVE?" I'm a strong (physically/mentally) black man ALPHA MALE, remember that term. Leader! Bull of all the other bulls, teacher of the women and the children. Tired of BATTLING with black chicks for the THRONE that is rightfully mine. So I packed up my DAMN THRONE and have it hidden away from her ass! The throne of my life was given TO ME, and she was SUPPOSED to obey/follow. Instead she is like the damn mad hatter, raising HELL all over the world like her name is GOD. That's neither hear nor there, but what I'm saying is that I DO KNOW THE DIFFERENCE and I ''can'' remember when women loved men, and it was easier then. Enter satanic influences and nothing is the same. The reason for swf? Simple, she still treats a man like a man, and loves him, and tries to please him with all her heart. She is what black women used to brag about being to men. Now black chicks going around with their backs in a hump (female hump, not hump at all lol) trying to GET WOMEN. That is confusion! That is what happens when you try to sit on the throne of life that God gave to men! So, with that being said. sbm4swf... and save your comments for JUDGMENT DAY! Okay? I only want them from my preference: swf. Is that cool? LOL Thanks then! Me: 6ft, 200#, med. length hair/blk. pretty sad eyes from the pain of no love. very healthy, spiritual, non-smoker, non drug user, no drug history in life. raised in church, not in hell. Been looking for a lady here for 3 years, not one in sight that I like. You: hwp, pref petite/avg only, not into big. 120-165# HWP, blonde, black, red hair. White, german, russian, italians are okay. Tambien puedo hablar Esp bien. I speak a little russian, fluent spanish, a little german and have dated white women before liked it. I don't take or give interrogations. If you want a pic, send one before you ask for one. I'm a black guy, just like the Ace of Spades... prettiest card in the deck! waiting..... ]]>

<![CDATA[Ok. It's like this,see. I don't have a lot of time, because life is to short(sorry for the overly used cliche). I am looking for someone who obviously has a sense of humor, doesn't take herself to seriously and just wants to enjoy each others company. In short, I'd like a cool friend to hang with, who I happen to think is very attractive. The worse thing that can happen is that we become friends forever and the best thing that can happen is.......... ]]>

<![CDATA[i haven't the slightest as to what i'm doing here. but i figure i may as well give it a shot.. i'm a pretty humble person, so if you care to find out more you know how. ]]>

<![CDATA[ I am not getting any responses here...so Im spreading my net in hopes you will respond :) Takes two you know! R U looking for..sweet honest devoted single guy who is looking to share life and love? Maybe someone out is seeking the same. Just hoping to find the right person. I work at home and kinda new in orlando. I am totally honest and faithful... very affectionate loving type. Never cheat kind of guy. Like to be active and have fun. Love Disney Universal,travel some... bowl sports hike or bike.. I do not drink/smoke/swear. Please contact me and we can communicate to see if we are compatible and want the same things out of life. If you dont try ..you wont know. No harm in emailing to find out right? Hope to hear from you.. Contact me at heyjim813 at yahoo .. chat or email. I also have a cam if you like to see. (decent)]]>

<![CDATA[Well lately certain things have ocuured to me..... 1. most people dont act in ways that are conducive to the things they claim to want 2. we as a whole are more fragile than we would admit 3. truth equals vunerability, and people are afraid when vunerable 4. we all hide behind our insecurities, yet claim to not care about others opinions 5. we all say we want honesty, but rarely give it 6. if we all want to be in love, then why are we all still single?]]>

<![CDATA[I have lived around the world and have never found anywhere where the people are so friendly and good hearted as they are in Houston. I think I'll be here for a while. I enjoy eating at little ethnic restaurants and am always willing to try something new... go listen to a blues guitarist at a "hole in the wall" off Kirby... or see a museum showing of something strange and different... stroll the beach at night during a full moon with someone I care about, while the dog chases shadows in the surf... I like to going tubing on the Guadalupe when the weather gets hot. I'm up for about anything. I'm not a couch potato, I like to do stuff. I am also a realist and know when you're exhausted you may just want to cuddle on the couch and watch a movie or whatever. I'm understanding and not the king of the remote. I understand the meaning of sharing. I'm self employed since 1996, financially secure, but not rich, own a house, but not glued to it, have a Harley but am not a biker type. It's fun to go out on in the summer. I like kids and animals, and they seem to like me. Guess it's because I'm transparent, I am who I am and they know that. I am on good terms with my family and talk to them often. I like the outdoors and stay in shape, am muscular and don't have a gut. Own a tie and a suit (actually a few) and willing to attend your functions that require my presence without complaining all the way there. I will eventually expect the same from you. I can be social and funny and entertaining... I'm pretty sure I won't bore you. I do have my off moments like everyone else. I'm far from perfect and I am aware enough to know it. I'm a SWM 5'9" 167 lbs. I have short cropped brown hair.. at least what's left of it and hazel eyes, I'm starting to get pretty tanned from the sun. I will reply with a picture if I receive one. I'm seeking a woman 35-50 that's shorter than me and less than 135 lbs. I don't want to come off as shallow, I just prefer a woman to be smaller than me. "Never Make Someone A Priority Who Only Makes You An Option" -- ~Author:Unknown~ ]]>

<![CDATA[I am independent, i have my own place, i havemy own car, i have a stable more than good job. I know my proirities and my job is one of them. I know in order to have the things i do, i need to get up in the morning and make that money. i cook formyself, i clean formyself, i basically do everything formyself. I love music, it'smy passion, i alsoplay piano and a coupleof other instruments. i am looking for a woman who doesntmind going out to adinner and a movie, go out to dance from time to time. Or maybe just saty home and have a nice cook meal and enjoy the night ny watching a movie. There are many things you can ask from life but not all are give to you back in perspective. All i want is for a woman to be honest and respectful. If you have honesty and respect in this life, then you have it all. if not then it will fall into place. Please include pictures.]]>

<![CDATA[Not looking for anything serious... SWM professional, early 40's looking for a female Sushi and/or a movie buddy. Probably weekly, preferably during the week after work. Dutch treat, friendship only - would enjoy good company and conversation. :) ]]>

<![CDATA[Is there any attractive want to go riding on my harley sometime.Must love to ride and have a good time.]]>

<![CDATA[27 5'10 - looking for work out partner. Work and school consume much of my time. Needing motivation to assist with consistency. I enjoy meeting new people and it doesn’t matter if you’re an Olympic athlete or avid runner. I enjoy good convo so email if interested, work out or not ]]>

<![CDATA[31/m/houston. Just moved here and am beginning to really dislike this place. I'm totally convinced that there are too many people in this world. People everywhere cutting you off in traffic and crap. But I digress....I've posted here once before and only got 2 hits! In a city of 4 million people that is horrible! I should probably go shoot myself..... anyways, a little more about me... I am an engineer, originally from Kansas. I'm relatively tall (6'2) and about 215 lbs or so. I carry it well... I am not over weight (or if i am i am in denial). I love Django Reinhardt, Ludovic Beier, Fapy Lafertin, Birelli Lagrene, and Angello DeBarre. If you dont know who those people are... they are musicians... and tens of other people like them too. I also like other kinds of music, heck i even like Suga-Free, not because i'm a pimp and can relate to "smacking up ****es".. but because the lyrics are so outrageous it's amusing to me. I like to read (when all other plans fall through... which is often). I typically read about science and history.... i prefer non-fiction over fiction. On tv i watch nova, family guy, the office..... and sports. I recently got turned on to Hell's Kitchen because it's fun watching chef be such an ass! Holy shit! If you haven't seen that show you should check it out. I like sports, when i was a young grasshopper i used to excel at wrestling and motocross. Now that i'm an old fart i like to watch football and college basketball on tv... maybe some NBA... just maybe. I'm a pretty quiet guy... prone to going for a few drinks after work so that i can let some steam off with anyone who will listen. I'm not a "type A" male personality.... I'm very laid back. Narcisistic (did i spell that right?) people seriously annoy me. So do people who talk too loud. I have a bald kitty cat, but she's not here with me. I tend to buy new clothes without trying them on first.. which often leads to wasted money because i typically dont take them back to the store. I hate seafood but I like pretty much anything else. When I get bored I go out and try new places to eat. I am convinced that book stores and laundromats are the best places to meet women, but that strategy has failed me miserably here in Houston. So here i am.... I'm looking for someone to meet.... see what happens. If we met and I dont like you, I wont call you... and you can do the same if you dont like me. If we like eachother who knows. Alright now.]]>

<![CDATA[I am Posting For The Same Reason You Are Looking.....Intimacy. I will a promptly and directly address any questions or concerns you may have. I am the President of my own Consruction Company. Obviously financially and emotionally stable. I am 40, white, 180 lbs., 5' 10". I am well groomed, well mannered and well educated. Traditional gentlemen. I would like to engage in a carefully chosen companion of color. Age unimportant. Intellect and Panache is. I believe that is it for now. Thank you for the consideration. ****No Pix No Reply!**** NO RESONSE NO OPPORTUNITY Please do not waste my time and I will be very respectful of yours. ]]>

<![CDATA[Why do you women always take advantage of us nice guys?]]>

<![CDATA[well first off my name is Kyle, im 29 years old and live in Laporte Texas.Im 6'2, athletic build with blue eyes. Im a PROUD father to my 5 year old son Christian, hes the #1 in my life and means the WORLD to me!! Him and I are inseperable you could say =). Im a very open minded person and im always up for trying new and different things.I recently enrolled with Fighters Elite at bushi ban and love kickboxing, grappling and doing cardio to get in badass shape . In my spare time i LOVE workin out at the gym, going to concerts and listening to different bands,watchin the astros and texans, goin out to the movies, scuba diving, crawfish broils ,traveling to new and diff. places and sometimes just having an intelligent conversation and relaxing with friends. I Dislike drama, loud and over obnoxious people and liars... so if your one of those then you can pass me up LOL. Anyways, im really just looking to meet some new people to hang with, and start out as friends of course. With me being a father, im hoping someday to meet a girl who either has kids or definetly doesnt mind me having one( kids ARE NOT ''baggage'' ) in my opinion. So if you like what you see, respond back on here( pic only please ) or on MYSPACE... MYSPACE.COM/KYLE1978 is my page...]]>

<![CDATA[NOT LOOKING FOR DRAMA OR SOMEONE TO WASTE MY TIME. FUN LOVING LIKE TO GO TO VEGAS, TAHOE. KEY WEST FISHING. NON SMOKER,NO DRUGS, DRINK A LITTLE. MATURE RESPECTFUL STABLE. JUST LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO HAVE FUN WITH. NOT DEMANDING. IF YOU ARE PRETTY ,SMALL, BETWEEN 22 & 30 AND WOULD LIKE SOMEONE WHO KNOWS THE GOLDEN RULE. ( TO GET WHAT YOU WANT FROM LIFE YOU MUST GIVE SOMEONE ELSE WHAT THEY WANT) THEN GIVE ME A CALL I WOULD LOVE TO HEAR FROM YOU. JAMES]]>

<![CDATA[Are you out there my love? You could be out there waiting, and mabye you'll see this ad. I am a 27 year old male living in California searching far and wide for my princess. I am looking for a nice,sweet attractive female between the ages of 19-27 / Are you Loyal,Honest,Mature,Motivated,Passionate,Affectionate,Ambitious,Friendly and just an overall good person to be around? If You are these things then your the one Im looking for. Are you looking for a fresh start, something new?Come to California and be my Gf/Roomate and much more! You can stay with me rent free till you get on your feet. I make decent money and don't mind helping out someone as long as there heart and mind are in the right place,but i also like a motivated woman. I am definitely no "Sugar Daddy". Some people may think this ad is weird or crazy, to me its just a little adventure and mystery. I served as a Marine in heavy Combat in Iraq/Afg for 4yrs now that was crazy.. this is just a little adventure and interesting way to see who might be out there for me. The Girl for me could be out there for me and i just haven't met her yet. A Little About Me: I am 6 foot 3 190lbs good build,short brown spikey hair,hazel eyes,clean cut white boy with a few tatts. Im a laid back type for the most part, relaxation is good. I enjoy many different types of activities from outdoor stuff like camping, traveling, etc to just relaxing at home wathcing a movie cooking a nice meal snuggled on the couch with that special someone. Im Not into Drama or kid games and lies. Life's too short for all that, so i avoid it all cost. I am passionate,affectionate and a generous person. I have many Interests and likes and dislikes and would love to discuss them with you. So if your out there and your reading this and you looking for a move in your life then send me a message and lets get to know each other. Send Some Pictures and tell me about yourself your Age, Location and why you responded to the ad what your looking for. And don't forget to send those pics. IMPORTANT!! FOR THOSE OF YOU TRYING TO CONTACT ME MAKE SURE TO CHECK YOUR BULK/JUNK EMAIL FOLDERS FOR RESPONSES FOR SOME REASON SOMETIMES THEY GO THERE. Are you out there my love? You could be out there waiting, and mabye you'll see this ad. I am a 27 year old male living in California searching far and wide for my princess. I am looking for a nice,sweet attractive female between the ages of 19-27 / Are you Loyal,Honest,Mature,Motivated,Passionate,Affectionate,Ambitious,Friendly and just an overall good person to be around? If You are these things then your the one Im looking for. Are you looking for a fresh start, something new?Come to California and be my Gf/Roomate and much more! You can stay with me rent free till you get on your feet. I make decent money and don't mind helping out someone as long as there heart and mind are in the right place,but i also like a motivated woman. I am definitely no "Sugar Daddy". Some people may think this ad is weird or crazy, to me its just a little adventure and mystery. I served as a Marine in heavy Combat in Iraq/Afg for 4yrs now that was crazy.. this is just a little adventure and interesting way to see who might be out there for me. The Girl for me could be out there for me and i just haven't met her yet. A Little About Me: I am 6 foot 3 190lbs good build,short brown spikey hair,hazel eyes,clean cut white boy with a few tatts. Im a laid back type for the most part, relaxation is good. I enjoy many different types of activities from outdoor stuff like camping, traveling, etc to just relaxing at home wathcing a movie cooking a nice meal snuggled on the couch with that special someone. Im Not into Drama or kid games and lies. Life's too short for all that, so i avoid it all cost. I am passionate,affectionate and a generous person. I have many Interests and likes and dislikes and would love to discuss them with you. So if your out there and your reading this and you looking for a move in your life then send me a message and lets get to know each other. Send Some Pictures and tell me about yourself your Age, Location and why you responded to the ad what your looking for. And don't forget to send those pics. IMPORTANT!! FOR THOSE OF YOU TRYING TO CONTACT ME MAKE SURE TO CHECK YOUR BULK/JUNK EMAIL FOLDERS FOR RESPONSES FOR SOME REASON SOMETIMES THEY GO THERE. ]]>

<![CDATA[the names abilio people just call me bill , let me tell you about myself, im a goofy creative person who comes up with corny ideas like this one I thought up, remember that old Reeses commercial How do you eat your Reeses? Well I came up with my own tv ad for it . Have Reese Witherspoon(the actress) holding a large spoon and then say ,¨ How do you eat your Reeses?Witherspoon¨ Get it !! well I told you it was corny lol. Anyways my other goofy idea which is much better and if I have the time I would like to get it published is my own cartoon, I call it Violent Violet the Crayon gone bad.. It¦s a cross between the sopranos and flinstones .You see in my cartoon emotions represent the colors of the crayons I have characters such as green envy ,purple passion(violent violets girlfriend) anger management(hes the red crayon) etc. My first episode is titled dare to draw first blood. Also a random thought , wouldnt it be cool if Dustin diamond(played screech powers on saved by the bell) fought emmanuel lewis( tv show Webster)on celebrity boxing , I can imagine dustin diamond getting himself pummeled by emmanuel lewis but the bell rings and ends the round, I can imagine the announcer saying something silly like,¨ looks like dustin diamond just got saved by the bell.¨ Announcer chuckles. Oh yeah I got one more stupid joke I created , its kind of not me but a creative person takes whatever he can get. Here¦s the joke,¨ what did judge judy say after screwing the jury?¨ It¦s a well-hung jury¨ stupid . Okay heres another . I work in a pharmacy so one day I was asked to do a delivery for mr. Johnson. So I grabbed his prescriptions and headed down to his apartment. I knocked on his door and a 70-year old senior citizen answers the door ,¨ Mr.Johnson I say,¨ heres your prescriptions¨ Mr.Johnson replies , thanks sonny boy¨ he grabs the bag peeks in the bag and says,¨ hey young man wheres my Viagra prescription?,cant you people do anything right, Hows a guy like myself suppose to do for fun besides playing bingo and doing crosswords all day? So I say ,¨ Sorry about that Mr.Johnson , no hard feelings tonight¨ laugh track here . Some more one liners that I invented,¨ I had sex only once,and that¦s because I believed that old saying my parents use to tell me,¨ If you do it right the first time you don¦t have to come and do it over again.¨ Also I came up with some ideas for t-shirts, remember the hamburger helper commercial that had the little talking hand , well put him on a blank t-shirt and have the saying,¨ never bite the hand that¦s feed’s you¨ another idea is just to have this saying on a t-shirt,¨ Im anal retentive, in other words Im a perfect asshole!!!!. Heres some more old jokes that need work but I don’t have the time cause that damn organic chemistry course takes all my time up, anyways here it goes, “ I’m going to write a book on famous people who use Viagra…It’s going to be a pop-up book!!!!. Heres one that I need to seriously rework hey some people like it,” There once was this guy who was impotent. So he went to the doctor to fix his problem. The guy says to his doctor,” Doc ‘I’m ashamed of my impotency and I don’t want people seeing me taking Viagra pills.” Doctor replies,” Don’t worry about it , we’ve got Viagra pills that look like candy, no one will suspect a thing.”Just make sure no one sees you taking the them out of the prescription bottle.”The guy then says,” No problem I’ll just hide them in my fred flinstone pez dispenser.” So the guy goes home and puts the pills in his pez dispenser. Later that night he wants to make love to his wife so he takes a pill out of his pez dispenser and with the instant excitement forgets to put the dispenser back in his pockets and leaves the pez dispenser on the kitchen counter. The next morning his son josh is in the kitchen eating breakfast and notices the pez dispenser, and says,” cool a fred flintstone dispenser.. better take this with me to school.” So at school josh’s friends proudly shows his pez dispenser to his friends, afterwards they all ask if they can have some pez candy .. so josh gives one to each of his friends and to himself, 5 minutes later all of them have pointy pants, so one of joshs friends says ,” hey buddy what the hell,what kind of candy did you give us ?” Josh replies, I dunno, but I guess you could call it hard candy!!!!! I suck but I gave it my best But what do you expect I do have a sense of humor like screech lol. Hey did you know a sex toy company is coming out with a twisted version of play-doh?.. Its called play-dildoh. Hey heres a real put down you can use if people ever make fun of how you look,” hey my dog gets more compliments from men/women than you do! .. heres one last one , an elderly couple are at the museum , they come up to the statue of david, and the wife starts admiring it, saying how lovely and great it is.. well the husband starts getting jealous because his wife seems to be giving more attention and compliments to the statue than he has everhad had from his wife , so he says” So whats so great about the statue?.. whats it got that I don’t have?”.. the wife replies with a grin on her face,” For one thing hes always hard!!”.. also I don’t know if I thought of this before but heres another idea for tootsie rolls pop commercial, have someone sucking on a tootsie roll pop and then say,” theres a sucker born ever minute… on a toostsie roll pop. “if a priest commits a crime ,is it considered a white collar crime?”. If a person in a wheelchair does a comedy routine, is it still stand up?”. Okay I know I should keep my day job, but hey I tried my best to brighten your day  okay now to the serious stuff. Besides being a weird little man(im 5 10, 180 lbs) Im also a very flexible person who doesnt mind horseback riding, going to the aquarium/museum,the opera, staying at home watching a movie , playing chess or board games. hoping to meet someone who always keeps an open mind to whatever crazy idea that i come up with. i like doing a lot of things, as i believe everything new that i learn , will only make me a better person and less ignorant. i like working out ,chess, cooking,flying,reading,ufc,watching old tv shows etc. of course im always looking for new things to try, i love the knowledge and experience that comes with trying something new. hey maybe you can teach something new and i can teach you something new. . Im a thoughtful person who always thinks of others before himself. If I was in a relationship and I was reading the Sunday paper and happened to stumble upon a coupon for my partners favorite make-up , I would cut it out attach it to a sticky note and write,¨ thought I would save you money babe¨ and put it in her purse.I guess I get satisfaction in helping others without getting anything in return. That feeling that you get from making someone happy , is worth more to me than money or any material goods.I also take pleasure in cheering people up, hey if my partner had a bad day or feeling under the weather, i would probably give her a nice massage and feed her fresh strawberries dipped in hot dark chocholate. Money and material possessions are fleeting but the lasting memory of helping or making someone feel better is forever. I think honesty is my best trait, being honest is so much easier, why go to the trouble of lying, when in the end it catches up with you. What ive just said is charming but means nothing if I cant put it to action. I rather do than talk, here’s an example for ya ladies: would you rather date a guy who can charm you too death but does not keep his words.. basically he’s all talk and no action or would you rather date a mime. Sure you’ll have communication problems in a relationship with a mime , but at least his actions speak louder than his words.( bad joke I know just trying to make a point). Anyone can talk but Few keep their words, I really hate people like that. Anyways I have a dog named aries a sheltie mix and 6 zebra finches (birds). Going to school to become a nutritionist , I love food and cooking(if only I had enough time to devote to it) but my major career goal is in aviation . I love flying and traveling all around the world, my mom tells me when I was baby and we were on a plane the only thing that came out of my mouth was ,¨ I want fly the plane) this was of course in Portuguese as I came to states when I was 3. I think this travelling fetish probably had to do with going to portugal every year as a kid.. My parents have a house there and every summer we would go there. My parents have tons of property there that they take care of( like picking grapes,almonds oranges, and getting the soil properly fertilized ect.) So i would help them and i made friends with other Portuguese and other kids who came from other parts of europe(france,germany,switzerland,spain,netherlands)so somehow i became fixated with travelling. Anyways hoping to meet someone where we cant start out as buddies as I believe when you date someone expectations are high, you put to much pressure on date. I believe getting to know someone over a long period time (as friends) can tell if your right for each other. Hey when you go on date you or you date may have had a bad day and that may leave an undesirable impression. Anyways sorry im not good at this writing thing but if your interested feel free to write back. Oh yeah one more thing heres my list of favorite movies,tv shows, board games ,video games. Favorite movies: platoon, sniper, napoleon dynamite,clerks(1 and 2),breakfast club,fast times at ridgemonte high, Harold and kumar, bill and ted excellent adventure,a very brady sequel adventure,transformers the movie,anger management,not another teen movie, karate kid 1,2, rocky III, rocky balboa, home alone 1 and 2, problem child 1 and 2,chucky, nightmare on elm street (all of them),searching for bobby fischer,ferris buellers day off,the crow, ghostbusters,E.T., star wars(all of them), star trek(all movies) the lost boys,goonies,the outsiders,back to the future(1 and 2),a very brady sequel.last of the Mohicans,lord of the flies,stand by me, Indiana jones,little nicky,Brewster millions,billy Madison,enter the dragon,dodgeball,hitch,therock,ratatouille and gremlins( all 3 movies). Favorite childhood shows and current favorites; kung fu,sledgehammer,bewitched,zoobilee zoo,gomer pyle,adventures of pete and pete,saved by the bell,the transformers,king of queens, the honeymooners,Seinfeld,the Bernie mac show smurfs,transformers,gi joe,get along gang,pacman, the shirt-tales, force five,starblazers,voltron,beavis and butthead, Webster, punky Brewster,different strokes, all in the family, baby looney tunes, batman:animated adventures, teenwolf,snorks,doug,rugrats,spongebob,malcom in the middle,smallville, Garfield and friends,rugrats,supernatural,everbody loves Raymond, Johny zero, last comic standing( seasons 2 and 3),the littles,Alvin and the chipmunks, heathcliff,wait till your father gets home, mr.belvidere,home improvement,dennis the menace,little archie, yogibear,flinstones,aqua hunger teen force, reno911,chappelle show, you cant do that on television, heman and the masters of the universe,gobots,ducktales,silver spoons, chip and dale, the Charlie brown show,alf, fat albert,the munsters,leave it to beaver, spiderman and his amazing friends,bewitched,teenage mutant ninja turtles, Kirby, dragonball z, battle of the planets,muppet babies, the muppets,Richie rich , angel,buffy the vampire slayer,stargate, family ties,wonder years,the highlander,airwolf,hey Arnold,knightrider,family guy,facts of life,happy days,Baywatch, parker lewis cant lose,brady bunch, life goes on,tour of duty,thundercats,alice,golden girls,Sanford and son,happy days,one day at time,facts of life,the fall guy,welcome back kotter, threes company,perfect strangers,mask,ghostbuster,growing pains,I love lucy,whos the boss,small wonder,Kirby,dragonball z,alf,quantum leap,Laverne and Shirley,simpsons,I think I should stop now cause ive got like a 100 more shows lol. Favorite board games: operation,life, battleship,chess,chutes and ladders,hungry hungry hippo, mouse trap and of course chess!!!. Favorite music bands: skid row( 18 and life), def leppard, toto,motley crue,poison,guns and roses,bon jovi,warrant, van halen, Madonna, new kids on the block(just joking )whitesnake,nirvana, Duran Duran,pink floyd. Best song: ordinary world(duran duran) Best tv show theme song: welcome back kotter, adventures of pete and pete,dukes of hazard. Favorite sport: tetherball and dodgeball lol Favorite wrestlers : curt henning,randy savage,raven,Hulk Hogan, owen hart,kurt angle,the rock. Favorite cereals:cocoa pebbles,cocoa puffs, count chocula,golden grams,apple jacks. Favorite gum: bazooka joe grape, great tasting gum, comes with a a comic and tells your fortune ,what can ask more from a gum. lol Favorite movie and tv characters: Bruce lee,master Po,Gizmo,gonzo,slimer(ghostbusters)fozzie bear,gargamel,archie bunker, boom boom Washington,juan Epstein,alf, AC slater,ferris bueller, zach morris,angel,spongebob,Charlie brown,Duncan mcleod brainysmurf,spiderman,macgyver,Donald duck,Winnie the pooh,tigger,jughead jones, sam and dean Winchester(supernatural) lex luthor(smallville), green arrow ,Michael knight(smallville),jeff spicolli,batman, randall (clerks)kara(smallville),destro,cobra commander, white shadow,major blood,pete and pete,endless mike,batman,roscoe Coltrane,orko,daisy dukes. Favorite transformers: starscream,galvatron,megatron,stunticons,aerialbots,dinobots,combaticons,omega supreme,shockwave,soundwave,cyclonus,rumble. Favorite romantic things to do: I know this gonna sound lame, but I think cuddling up with someone on a couch with a cup of hot chocolate , watching a movie or Saturday cartoons together is romantic, otherwise nothing beats a walk on the beach followed with a picnic,or a hot air ballon ride. All time favorite video games: animal crossing( this game totally cracks me up :) Mike tysons punch out,Zelda,castlevania, super mario3, tecmo bowl,san andreas,tekken 5 By the way does anyone remember lasertag and photon? Also does anyone remember collecting garbagepail kids? Also does anyone remember teddy ruxpin? Hey anyone have or had the smurfs pvc’s?( the little plastic smurfs) I remember playing with them and along with the transformers,gi joe,he-man toys , they rocked!!!!!!!!! Slinkys also kick ass!!! Smurfs or snorks? Bo duke or Luke duke? Kitt or general lee? Oh one more thing did anyone remember trying to break dance back in the day? … I remember getting an empty cardboard box and trying to spin on my head all while listening to a big stereo system.… lol those were the fun days ;) ]]>

<![CDATA[are there any cool ladies out there. lets meet greet hangout. ask yourself are you tired of these young immature guys or are you looking for someone thats cool, down to earth and laid back, looks and dress decent. ]]>

<![CDATA[Anyone interested in going to the symphony with me Saturday night? My original date had to bail on me, and I'm left with an extra ticket. If you're interested, drop me an email with a picture attached and I'll get back with you. For those of you that are interested, it's Joaquin Rodrigo's Guitar Concerto. ]]>

<![CDATA[Not sure where to start but I suppose I’ll just let the thoughts flow. Things are going well for me. Good job, in school (out for the summer), small business and just bought a motorcycle. I have a nice place I share with my cat. Looking forward to this summer and hitting the road. I travel quite a bit but unfortunately I’m grounded in Houston this summer due in part to the biz. Aside from the above mentioned I enjoy checking out the art scene around town. Exhibits, performances and such. Going to music shows is always fun so long as it’s a good act, looking forward to the Islands later in June (should be good). I’m very politically geared but I won’t really discuss that with you or most folks, I’ll leave those discussions for the lecture halls and forums. I love Canadian indie, especially French-Canadian sounds like, Malajube, numero#, omnikrom, tricot machine, avec pas d’casque and other bands. I enjoy reading but that primarily revolves around policy issues and current events. I probably sound very boring. I use to be a bar-fly of sorts. Use to hang out at the poison girl or Cecil’s but I won’t lie that scene bores me these days, it’s far to repetitive. I suppose I’m calming down a bit these days. I’ll get to the point. I’m looking for that special girl. The usual scene produces it’s usual results and so here I am attempting via a different avenue. I just want to share the good times with a good person. I need my partner in crime, my “hop a plane” buddy, my reason to stay in bed. I want to share those not-so awkward silent moments with you, the trite moments of the day, and the best parts of growing up. I want you hanging on to me as we ride away into the hills and to dance with you on the salt flats. I want to lose myself in the myriad galaxies of your eyes. I know the likelihoods of me finding that person in this manner are close to nil, but I’ll still take my chances. I’m not sure what else I should write but if I have caught your interest please respond. Send a picture and please tell me about yourself. Hope to hear from you soon. ]]>

<![CDATA[Seeking submissive female for online relationship]]>

<![CDATA[___Handsome White gentleman seeks woman (Any Race)on the "submissive" side. I am looking for a weight proportionate; attractive; sexually submissive female to cater to my sexual wishes; I prefer intelligent/articulate/educated women with flair, and an understanding of "submissive behavior" in a sexual relationship. I am divorced; tall; 225 lbs; attractive; slim/trim; muscular build. I am not looking for Genny Craig or miss twiggy; just be well proportioned, and inviting to my eye. I am considered sexually aggressive; have a large sexual appetite, and require a very sexually active partner who wants to please her man, and likes to be pleased. Picture Required!! No Picture to send; don't bother, you will not get a response. I need to see you, all of you..dressed, not naked. Serious Women only! NO MEN. NO MEN!]]>

<![CDATA[If you are interested in knowing more message me with a photograph.. Thanks]]>

<![CDATA[i'm a NG trader at a downtown energy firm. i work out every day, play a lot of golf and would like to find a lady to have fun with. nothing too serious...just a beer and a smile. thanks, ]]>

<![CDATA[well i have been single now for about 9 1/2 yrs and i have been in the united states marine corp for about 8 yrs. Semper Fi! well i hate being by myself. just hate it. im hoping to find a girl and sweep her off her feet and take her breath away. treat her like a lady all the time. open doors for her, pull out chairs for her, cover her in the rain, spoil her sometimes, take care of her and wait on her hand and foot when shes sick and always be there for her; physically mentally and emotionally. im a gentleman at heart and treat women like the most precious things in this world because thats what they are. every woman is beautiful, just some are more than others. i hope i can find someone that i can hold in my arms and cherish everyday of my life and let her know that my mind hurts cause i think of you constantly all the time. call you throughout the day to tell you how much you mean to me and how happy you make me. i have a masters in computer science and engineering and am now working on my masters in drafting and architecture. i have everything set in my life all i need now is to finally have a love life. whats all the money in the world if you have no one to share it with? nothing at all. im not a bad guy, im just shy and would only tell you the stuff i feel inside if i were close to you and somehow we started talking. i would not disappoint you at all and trust me im the gentleman you can take home and let them know that their daughter is in good hands. Semper Fi]]>

<![CDATA[Looking to rub a deserving womans back and feet tonight. If this sounds good let me know ]]>

<![CDATA[Im a sweet, caring, loyal, and dependable guy that is seeking a interracial relationship. I have much love to give to that special someone]]>

<![CDATA[Preferred age is 18-22, although older is also cool. No BBWs please. Email with a picture, age and location. Just be honest, thats all I ask. I can help with rent, bills and all that stuff. I look very good and I am pretty cool. A combination of being new in town and a serious lack of time leads to this ad. Thanks for reading my ad.]]>

<![CDATA[Hey everybody, I'm on here for a WOMAN friend, possibly a relationship if cool enough. I'm 6 ft green eyes brown hair italian white and i'm in pretty good shape. I work hard and like to play hard. I just got out of a relationship with satans sister herself so im not looking for the loud bitchy type chick. I'm kind of shy that's why i'm on here because it's worth a shot and I don't do well with going up to people therefore I always end up with the loud bitchy ones. ]]>

<![CDATA[bueno pues busco a alguien buena onda que sepa lo que quiere que sea tranquila yo soy tranquilo no tengo vicios y pues no se que mas por que soy muy malo describiendome asi que si quieres saber mas preguntame ok. bueno espero saber de ti pronto bye.]]>

<![CDATA[Im looking for a true lady who would like to go out this weekend to dinner or a movie, This is truely a blind date and hope a mature woman will be willing to go out as friends to start and just have a nice evening of fun and converstation If your intrested send me info and a picture of you and will do the same in return This is a real man with a real offer, no scam or ect expected so if you dont want to set home this weeked please respond ]]>

<![CDATA[I am a tall, handsome, well-endowed white man with big bucks seeking an intelligent, healthy, in-shape, currently single woman interested in a quick romance, marriage, and a STR (short term relationship). I have been married (sequentially) and divorced six times to six different women, so I have extensive knowledge of the joys and tribulations of the institute of marriage. All six of my marriages have ended amiably with all six former wives receiving substantial financial settlements, which include comfortable houses in upscale neighborhoods. I am the proud father of twelve well-adjusted children ( six sons, six daughters – a boy and a girl with each of my six ex-wives), all of whom have been provided for financially through well-funded trust funds, and each child is, or will be entitled to the very best education money can buy. Once a year we all gather around the holidays and it is quite the occasion. These gatherings include each and every one of my former mothers-in-law, all of whom still consider me “a nice man” even though I divorced their daughter. I am a “family man” and a person that simply is unhappy if I am not married. It would be nice if the woman I am seeking is single and available for right now. You must be interested in an exciting, fast-paced, healthy lifestyle filled with fun and interesting things to do every evening and especially on weekends. It would help if you are interested in sports, both participating and non-participating, and that you enjoy physical activities; especially indoor, bedroom sports. I have been called “the world’s greatest lover” by all my former wives and a few “free agents” over the years, and it would be best if you could keep up with me in that department. Really nothing kinky, just good, healthy, enjoyable lovemaking. If you have experience managing a housekeeping staff that would be a plus; however, if you do not have the experience I’m certain you will have the ability to learn quickly. If the best thing you like to make for dinner is “reservations”, that is a plus too. Also you must be willing to have provided for you a wardrobe that consists of clothing that is the latest in fashion, and you must be willing to spend time at the hairdresser and nail salon, keeping yourself groomed in the way you want yourself to be so that you always look your best in public and private as well. You will be given an unlimited expense account for these important aspects of your life, and you will be free to choose whomever or wherever you would like to have them done. It will be assumed that you will have the ability to drive the latest sports car or vehicle of your choice. Since our STR will be new to both of us you should have the wherewithal to decide where (your choices are unlimited) we will live and the modern-architectural home in which we will be making our little love nest. You can be any age (but please not any younger than say 25) as long as you have the knowledge and desire to meet the standards established above. If you think you look good both in jeans and a formal (dinner-with-the-president) ensemble, then that is a definite plus in your favor. If you can hold up your end of a conversation with others, although not an absolute requirement, that would be good - but more for you than me. As long as you are pleasant, honest, and sincere people, for the most part, will love and respect you. If you are the type of individual who enjoys volunteering, that is your choice; it would be a plus, but I’m not sure you will “find the time” because you will be “so busy” with our STR together. Above all else you must be willing to be honest, truthful, and faithful to me. I will reciprocate. If you are interested in furthering your knowledge of the arts and sciences for your own personal improvement, that will be terrific; I will support you, both financially and personally, with your endeavors. In the hopefully unlikely event that you become ex-wife number seven, you will be encouraged to become familiar with the rudiments of financial accounting methods with regards to a trust fund that would be established for you. Whether or not you would like to have children is entirely your decision. A boy for me and a girl for you would be nice if you do decide we will have children; however, it is not imperative the children be a boy and a girl as long as the children are healthy and happy. So if you think you may be interested in a STR, I would be happy to hear from you. Who knows, that STR could possibly turn out to be a LTR, and we can both live happily-ever-after. A brief bio and a description (a pic would be nice, but not required at this time) of you will get things rolling. Two last things: It would be best if you enjoy large family get-togethers once a year and that you have a current United States passport (if not, one can be easily obtained) because you and I will be traveling to exotic, exciting, interesting places throughout this wonderful world of ours. There are some great places I’d love to see with you by my side. Thanks for reading my lengthy post and I look forward to hearing form you soon. ]]>

<![CDATA[53 yo SWM, 5'11", 190 lbs seeks fit, intelligent, compassionate, sane and humorous woman. I am o.k. to good looking, secure, and oddly enough, fit , intelligent, compassionate, mostly sane and humorous. I enjoy music and literature, am interested in nutrition and health and love my dogs. I am looking for someone to share life with in all respects, intellectually, emotionally and sensually. Your picture gets mine. Best of luck. ]]>

<![CDATA[Hi. I met a 21 year old girl (we did a theater play together in our University). I really like her, and I enjoyed being around her a lot. She has a boyfriend, and was always very friendly, but never showed any interest in me in a romantic way, which is very natural as I am 41. After a party I sent her an e-mail, and now I am afraid she might have been offended, or freaked out. Would you be willing to read the e-mail and tell me what you think? Only serious replies please, this is no game for me. Thank you!]]>

<![CDATA[I'm going to the Unknown Hinson show tomorrow night at the Continental Club, any one really into rockabilly, old country, and punk? Because that's what he plays, all the stylings of Hank Williams III. Send me an email if you're interested, i'm a cool guy.]]>

<![CDATA[I'm 28, just divorced. (No my fault I swear). I'm an engineer graduated from UT. I'm working in the oil industry. I'm from Austin, moved here for work. Since I just broke up with my X, I'm really not looking for anything serious right now. I just want to get out ouf the house and meet some cool people. I'm onto out door sports, snowboarding, wakeboarding, mountainbiking, camping, whatever. I have 2 kids. A 1-1/2 yr old boy and a 3-1/2 yr old girl. I have them every weekend so I don't have time to go out much. Besides I'm pretty sick of the whole pick up scene. Send me some pics, write me and we'll talk more.]]>

<![CDATA[*I am 22 years old, 5'10 186lbs blonde hair, a student at UH main campus studying accounting *I enjoy working out going out to clubs and bars watching; football(green bay and texans), college sports(UH shock um) (university of Michigan), and anything good. any more info write me ]]>

<![CDATA[Hello ladies This is a straight up search for that special woman who would like to meet once or twice a mo at an upscale houston hotel for two to three hours of eroticism. I am a married man so any long term emotional involvement is a no-go. I am well educated, well traveled, 38, fit(avid swimmer),5'11, 185, motivated, and of scottish descent. Note to the scam artist, I am not so hard up that I will submit my credit card information to some neferious website in order to view your picture, so don't tell me your e-mail attachment is not working. I am very serious about discretion and you should be to. Speaking of, you must be between the age of 25-40, female, fit, emotionally mature, and avaliable between 4 and 7pm during the weekdays. The pic has my face blocked out for obvious reasons, but if things progress nicely, then I'll have no problem sending you the rest, but not a cock shot. I still believe that the best encounters require a little mystery, but rest assured it enough. I need a woman that can view this as that special little secret that only she keeps, and I'll promise to do the same. Our 1st encounter should go something like this. We meet in the lobby, have a few drinks; see how well the conversation goes; if it goes well then we proceed to the next level. Truth be told I may not like you and you may not like me, but since these encounters could be habit forming I think its important that we communicate well, and are genuinely attracted to one another. Please subject all e-mails (ICON) You can call me (M) ]]>

<![CDATA[Looking to find an attractive smaller plus size woman. Someone that likes to conversate and likes sports as well as other things.looking for someone sweet and intelligent ]]>

<![CDATA[Hi .Will try this again. If you were born in the year of the dragon drop a line. ]]>

<![CDATA[Seriously, I'm a single guy in Boca Raton Florida and could really use some help so I want to hire a nanny. I thought I might post out of town and see what kind of response I got. So if you're a cute girl and you are interested, please send a picture and let's talk, you have to be a good person and love kids also]]>

<![CDATA[They say that people who like spicy food are more adventurous, open-minded, laid back, and overall healthy. Who agrees: I can take the spiciest: Thai, Indian, Malaysian, and Mexican. Anyone up for the challenge: It's even better when you wash it down with some cold beer.]]>

<![CDATA[I am a 26 yo male about 5-7 and 240 lbs. I was just recently divorced from a really bad marriage and im looking for a new start. I have a 4 yr old daughter that stays with me part time so you must be ok with kids. I love going out but am also ok with just staying in. If your interested and want to know more hit me up.]]>

<![CDATA[I miss you. You opened it. Good luck is yours. If there is someone you love and can't get him or her out of your mind, repost this in another city within 13 minutes. At midnight tonight, your true love will realize s/he loves you. (Just the person you expected!) Something good will happen to you between 1:03 and 4:26 tommorow. Get ready for the biggest shock of your life!]]>

<![CDATA[A little about me. Well I am loved by both of my successful parents all my life and have been very well taken care of. I enjoy spending time with my family and my friends. I can see myself as being a great person in life because I always give a helping hand to people who are in need. I have fun by watching movies at home, going to the water park or beach, fishing, swimming, taking road trips, bowling, shoot pool, traveling the world, anything that is fun oh yea did I mention i love to cook!!. I don’t like to argue or lie, I am very honest and am a strong believer in karma. So I only do what is right. I have a full time career and I enjoy working my 8-5 hours. To describe my personality I am laid back and like to have fun but when its time to be serious I am all serious. I have been very successful in life and want someone who is the same as me. To give you a little info about me I am 5`9, 190lb, toned, black hair, brown eyes. A little about the perfect match for me… There are tons of women in the world but when it comes to this topic I am slight picky about this only because I have ran into a lot of different women and there are some weirdo’s out there. The perfect match for me who is someone that is honest kind caring and loving. Someone who has goals in life and know that they can accomplish them. I prefer them to have good credit though it’s not a must. Someone who can take cares of there self such as stays in shape and grooms very well. I don’t want someone who has been in and out of jail or is on probation or has warrants for their arrest. I am looking for someone who is not sneaky and has major insecurities issue in their life. I don’t want anyone who has kids but I do want someone who plans to have kids. Also you must not be high maintence and are a gold digger because you are reading the wrong profile, I believe its 50/50 and the gentlemen should not have to pay for everything. So if you are looking for a successful man that knows how to treat a women them send me an email!! Have a great day. =) BTW send my a pic of yourself and you will recieve a pic back. ]]>

<![CDATA[Im a single father looking for a friend or maybe some thing else. I like sports,music,movies. I like to spend my spare time with the kids (2) but when im not with them i like to meet new people and just have a good time. Im kinda shy at first but once we talk i loosen up.]]>

<![CDATA[Looking for someone who likes to workout, run, jetski, martial arts, wakeboarding. I know a little extreme. I'm a pretty busy guy. You have to be able to keep up or pass me up. Everyone needs someone to push them at times can't be the best if your not willing to be pushed. Someone who I can hold a conversation with I'm a programmer. So my conversations are in depth at times. I do have a smartass sense of humor. I do like to laugh. Don't let my physical activities fool you. I'm bored with code so i workout instead. Probably cause I'm single don't have anything better to do. Going to bars is not my idea of a good time. So if your interested let me know.]]>

<![CDATA[I would like to meet someone just for coffee or dinner and then maybe see how it goes. Myself: Attractive, Excellent Shape ( workout daily), 5'10, Own my own home, Work and Live in the Houston Heights area, two Graduate Degrees, looking for a relationship. You: Attractive, Good Shape, shorter than me, independent, loves animals, would rather read than watch TV and likes men. Please send me a response with a little about yourself and a photo and I will send you a photo back.]]>

<![CDATA[ Are you married or in a relationship where the passion no longer exists? Do you need to feel that long passionate kiss and the fire when two people are attracted? If you need this like I do and are looking for a discrete Mutual relationship then get back with me. I would like to chat and get to know you. Please be: 1) serious (no games) 2) somewhat attractive (you know if you are) 3) discrete 4) free of drugs, diseases, or anything else that would not be discrete I respect myself and you should too. I am attractive, respectful, and I have an athletic build. I will answer any questions you have as well. Thank you, and I will be looking forward to hearing from you.]]>

<![CDATA[I have made a career of understanding that to get what you want in life you must be willing to give. By no means is this profound. It's fortune cookie wisdom at best but it has served me well and made a good life for me. Now, for the obvious reasons that seems to overcome my gender after we've conquered our immediate worlds I am looking for something on the sly. I am well aware that my slightly doughy, approaching middle age physique no longer makes it asy to attract the right women so I am evening the playing field. I am looking for a girl between the ages of 19-25 who is attractive and takes good care of herself. I am not looking for a size 2. I am not attracted to your ribcage or breastplate. Please satisfy the listed requirements: No visible tattoos. If you accompany me to a function I don't want you mistaken for a stripper Please know how to aply your make up and clothing. Remember, let's try to take the Hooters out of the girl. No ridiculous implants Race is not important Should you satisfy these requirements then the world is yours. I am very generous to a fault and more then understand that pretty things cost. Please send a picture and a few things about yourself. No picture. No contact. I am firm about this. ]]>

<![CDATA[My Post Title says it all ... I am a wm58 divorced ... I can Host.. 5'9" about 200lbs ... ?" cut ... Email Me for face pic and telephone number ]]>

<![CDATA[OK, this one is going to throw some of you ladies for a loop, so, if this is not your cup of tea, I invite you to just move along and I wish you well. I will be the first to admit, they threw away the mold when they made me. I have always marched to my own drummer, and never just followed the herd. As you can see by my picture, I am not too shabby in the looks department I am shy and humble, even though the previous sentence doesn't seem to be a very good reflection of that. I am now ready to settle down, buy a big house in a nice neighborhood, have 3.2 kids, get a boat, and sports car, travel, get a dog, go to the opera, sit in front of the fireplace or the TV, and live my life with my dream woman. Here's the catch - you will be my first wife, and I don't mean I will be divorcing you, either - I plan of getting a couple of more (wives) to go and do all these things with us. If you can handle that, I am definitely interested in hearing from you. If not, please see my first sentence. Please send a pic and a short bio to be considered. ]]>

<![CDATA[21 male. 5,9 looking for a relationship that will last. I am a pre-med student. have a job and a lot of free time. your pic will get mine]]>

<![CDATA["Your Vegas is showing..." Viva Las Vegas! Are you coming to sin city anytime soon? Let a local guy show you around this awesome city. I'm a bartender at a major casino on the Las vegas strip and would like to invite you to come by and say "hello". It'll be a great way for us to meet and introduce ourselves. I am interested in meeting single white caucasian women between the ages of 28 to 52. Slim, slender, straight white teeth, with an outgoing fun personality a must. What a great way to make new friends and see what Las vegas has to offer. So if you are planning a trip to Las Vegas anytime soon or in the near future, please drop me a line. Take care and hope to hear from you soon. Aloha, Dirk]]>

<![CDATA[ Hi!!! I'm from California, visiting Houston for a week! I've been going out, but i feel kinda bored... So I decided to post here, hoping that someone that also feels like going out sees this, and decides to reply ;) Don't u miss flirting? I do :) Wanna do something different tonight? A drink, nice chat, cuddling.. :) Let me know what u think! Send me an email, we can talk a little bit, exchange picture, and lets go out and have some fun!! :)]]>

<![CDATA[ This is not a passing sexual fantasy. I have dated women of all races and I have found that I prefer black women. I am a really sweet guy who knows how to treat a woman. I am passionate and romantic with the right woman. I am also not looking for a wham bam thank you mam'. I am looking for a long term relationship with the right woman. If I seem like someone you are interested in drop me a line. Of course your picture gets mine.]]>

<![CDATA[Currently I'm a student at the University of Houston, just finishing my second year. I am a pre-law student, but I'm not 100% sure about my major as of yet - I'm trying to find something I really enjoy studying, so I am not following a set degree plan right now. I plan to be in school for a few more years, and I'm not in any rush to graduate. After a bachelors degree of some sort, I do plan to go to a graduate school for a masters/PHD, possibly after traveling for a while. I'm a very down to earth and honest person with an insatiable curiosity - I love talking about things and having open discussion. I don't normally get uncomfortable with conversations and I don't want someone who doesn't like discussing things which may be considered taboo. I also don't like it when someone backs out of a conversation or refuses to defend their beliefs: I firmly believe that while people don't need to agree with each other, they should have a strong reason for believing in something other than just emotion. That being said, I am hostile against most religion, but I love talking to people about their beliefs. I even consider myself a spiritual person, just not in the traditional sense. I challenge societal conventions and I am a free thinker. I follow my own path, and I'm searching for someone to come with me and share my experience. I have been doing martial arts for more than seven years now and it's a very big part of my life. I enjoy spiritual exploration and I believe the mind is something to be explored and used to its fullest potential; I firmly believe that to have a healthy and happy life you must be completely secure with yourself. I also enjoy going to the movies - I don't care if its a good or a bad one, but I'll usually end up going to the theater just for fun. I really enjoy music, and I listen to most types (except country...). I have fun with my life and I am open to new experiences - I am seeking someone who can fit in well with my friends and is not too shy or put off by new people. I like the out doors a lot but I don't normally find people who enjoy it as much as I do: I would love to find someone to go camping with, or go on road trips, etc. I value my friends and family more than anything, and I am pretty selective with who I consider a good friend. I would rather have people I can count on in my life than just people to have a good time with, but are never there when you really need them. I'm doing craigslist out of curiosity. We'll see what happens, can't hurt to try. I believe mutual attraction is important, and I have defined tastes with who I like physically - I believe sexuality is just as important as someones personality. I don't care if you think I'm being shallow, but I'm seeking a certain type of person. I also expect the same from other people, which is why I'm posting my picture. E-mail me with your picture and tell me about yourself. I want to hear your passions, dreams, pet peeves, interesting experiences/notes. Whatever. ]]>

<![CDATA[just want to make new friends and if we have a connection then i guess it was ment to be if not then i still would like to be friends and hang out or go to the movies or something but eventually i will be seeking a ltr]]>