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<![CDATA[Tired of one night stands and situations that go nowhere. I'm a really good guy. Smart, funny, good-looking, faithful. I mean you name it. It seems every girl i get involved with feels like i'm the "one" but unfourtunately i haven't felt that way yet. Maybe thats you? send pic so I know how you are and I'll send you one!]]> | <![CDATA[Hey There! I'm searching for a woman who I can spend time with, have an intellectual conversation with and who loves to have fun (perhaps for a long term relationship)! I am a city guy who is loving, compassionate, full of integrity, intelligent, good looking, a great listener, great sense of humor (and can be sarcastic at times), witty and someone who loves to enjoy life! I love to make people laugh and make them feel happy. I love to travel nearly anywhere, do outdoor activities (such as hiking, going to ocean/lakes, etc), go to movies/shows, dining out or in, sporting events such as baseball or car races, chillin with friends, drinking with friends and enjoying life! I love photography and also enjoy my picture taken. I listen to mostly rock, but also anything that has a good rythem to it to dance to. I try to eat healthy and work out daily. I have a full time stable job and side business, and I know what I want out of life for the most part at this momement. I believe in strong family and friend relations. 5'10" about 180lbs. ]]> | <![CDATA[Have you been missing the strong but sensitive touch of a man who has great hands and knows how to use them? Then I'm the man you've been looking for. If your muscles ache and you need some relief, then why not treat yourself to a fabulous, sensual massage that will light up your mind as well as your body. You know you've been looking to spark up your life a little and that includes a massage that will make you feel great from head to toe. No reciprocation is required and I'll respect all of your boundaries. I'm handsome, fit, and most importantly...safe. Take charge of your own needs and desires...why wait around for another jerk who's always going to disappoint. Let me bring you into a state of pure bliss. You deserve it. Write me and I'll send my photo. I'm discreet and you'll love it.]]> | <![CDATA[Interested in meeting anyone interested in having a great time this weekend here in Vegas. My preference is white or hispanic. Dinner, dancing, music whatever you so desire... Let's just get out there and have some fun.
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I am a 28 yr old career minded guy. My job has me traveling all the time, which brings me back and forth to Vegas from time to time. I am looking for someone down to earth with a sense of humor who can get me away from work. I am single stand 6'3 205 or so mixed with black and japanese. Hit me back if interested and want to know more~]]> | <![CDATA[I live in the NW by the Sante Fe(Ann & I-95). I love to talk long walks, play video games, surf the internet, shoot pool, bowl, and swim. I'm obsessed with lightsabers, not too much though. I like to drive and love to ride mopeds/scooters. I don't dive in to much of me, I want to hear you. Email if interested and for a pic. ]]> | <![CDATA[Dont want to go alone. I know nobody in Vegas. Just looking for a female companion to come over, and then we can drive over in my car to see the show tomorrow night in N. Las Vegas. Just dont want to go alone and have company to sit with. Interested in all races. send pics and info.]]> | <![CDATA[Hi...My name is Christian,Im 23 and just Moved here from Tampa,FL. Its so hard to meet people here let alone a classy girl with morals.lol I am a hockey player,play piano,write music and do basically anything else that is Postive and that will keep a smile on my face.Im looking for a like minded person that also is happy with themselve and is wanting to be happy with one man. Im eduated,stable,and a Hopeless Romantic : ) Thats right!!! And im not scared to say it haha.Ok well i hope my posting has caught your eyes.Talk soon.Have a Great Day
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I'm 5'9", 165 #, brown hair, green eyes and athletic, although my 6-pack has been in hiding for a while. Physically fit and active, but not a body builder (I get my exercise doing my hobbies, not at the gym). No kids or baggage or crazy ex's calling, and as little drama as possible. I work a 8-5 M-F job, have my own vehicle and house. I eat meat, drink socially, but don't smoke or do drugs, no tattoos or piercings.
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Boating is my primary hobby. I enjoy going to the lake, swimming, and I'm currently working on getting my master scuba diver certification. While I haven't been camping in a while, I do enjoy it. I'm originally from Florida, so I have some southern boy traits that my parents instilled in me...like opening doors, being courteous, etc. Florida also gave me a very outdoorsy childhood, so that's how I still am today. Fair weather is my friend! I like cars and motorcycles, and while I have done some racing in my past, that's on hold currently. Football, baseball and those kind of sports really aren't my thing, so you won't find me sitting on the couch all day Sunday unless it's raining or something.
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Most weeknights I don't do much...kinda save it up for the weekends. While I've been known to do a little bar hopping here and there on the weekends, I keep it mellow during the week. Not into the club scene of Vegas at all.
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I'd like to find someone who tries to enjoy life, someone height-weight proportionate, and preferably shorter than me. Obviously looks matter to everyone, so I have added a few pictures of me. Please reciprocate in your e-mail. Common work schedules, I believe, are a big thing. If you can't find the time to spend with someone, a relationship can't work. Common hobbies are also a big plus.
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Well, I suppose I should tell you a little about myself. I am a midwesterner. I loved growing up around the green grass and trees, but right now I don't need it that much. Plus it is nice to be away from the snow. I am 5'9" and 173 lbs. I have a darker complection. It comes from being italian. I work at a restaurant on the strip. I love it. Although some of the customers that come through are quite the pain in the ass if you know what I mean. I don't mind it though. I stay busy at work. In my free time, I like to work out a bit. I am no seven days a week person, but I go about four days a week and keep in shape. It is tough while you are there, but afterwards I feel good to have been there. Plus, with all these tv in there now, I can catch up on some news or shows. Also, I bought a home last year. It is nice to have my own place. So that has taken up a lot of my free time. Having to purchase everything new and all. If you have your own place you know what I mean. Well, other things I enjoy doing are as I mentioned earlier getting out on the tow and seeing new things. I enjoy dinners out (and in). I am a pretty good dancer, but I need a partner to get out on the floor. Well, thats enough about me for now.
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As for you. I am not a picky person. I am open to anyone who wants to chat. I would like you be around my age by five years. Like I said, I am not picky though. I have no age preference. As for looks and all I don't have any specific "look" I like. I do enjoy someone that knows how to dress. When I put on clothes, I know what matches and all and things like that. I enjoy a woman that is not afraid to put on a dress. Also, please be able to have a nice social conversation. It is not that hard is it?
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Well, that is about it for now. I have told you a little about me and I hope to hear back a little about you. I have found that on CL people like to steal pictures and all and all kinds of weird stuff so I only put on this picture. But I will be happy to send you one right away if you are interested. I look forward to chatting with you. Say hello]]> | <![CDATA[sorry for being an ass, your the best thing in my life, its just you and me babe]]> | <![CDATA[ Hello there. Well, First off I must say that this craigslist has its good and bads. But I can understand that. I really have found it hard to find a nice woman in this town. It seems that there is a bit of an attitude in many women that I have come across, I cant quite put my finger on it. Am I right? Some don't even seem as if they want to talk to anyone. I would have thought people here would be more fun and outgoing. I need to find more of those people.
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Well, the reason I am here is because I would like to find someone to get to know better, take on some dates and go from there. I don't have a certain "type" so to say. I look for someone that is loyal, outgoing, friendly, hard working, challenging, and the list goes on. I have only been here in Vegas for a year, I would like to find someone that wants to go explore the city more with me.
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Some more about me. I moved here from the midwest. I know how to work hard, enjoy life, take care of a woman. I enjoy my life and look forward to more exciting things to come. I have my own home, job, and car. I know hwat I want in life. I am a very motivated person. I am not one to go out and party every night. I did that before I moved here. If I go out on the town, I do know how to have a good time. But now I typically go out on the town twice a week at most. I do work nights. So that limits the days I can go out.
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Well, I have told you a little about me. Oh I suppose I can tell you my height an weight. I am 5'9" 175 lbs. I am in shape and healthy. So, if you would like to know more say hello. I look forward to chatting with you. Talk to you soon. I am looking forward to it. If you want to see more of what I look like, you will have to write me a nice hello letter.]]> | <![CDATA[This is for women over 35 only for I am fed up with all the immature young women out there...
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Unlike women in their teens and twenties, I want somebody who is more secure about what they want...
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I am a handsome, mature, young attorney and author who loves older women...as they are a pleasure to be around, both for fun and for conversation. THey are also the most sensual and sexiest and I love to pleasure them. If you are looking for a fun drama free relationship with an attractive young guy who is sexy and smart, this is your chance. I'm not looking for a gf or a wife, just a fun, dramafree time with someone cool. I'm not going to lie to you and tell you I love you and then cheat. I am being honest from the start.
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If you want a young guy who loves to massage and kiss, but also to talk and listen, then you have found the right guy. If you are a lady who can speak intelligently but can also talk dirty, you are my type of woman.
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Unlike most guys these days, I am very intelligent about male/female relationships and I am currently in the process of publishing my lifestyle book about relationships in America. I'm not saying I know everything, but I enjoy learning about women and there is nobody more enjoyable to be around than a woman with a little bit more experience.
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If you are looking for a handsome fun young guy, drop me a message and hopefully a picture.
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I am a handsome, smart young executive... If sex appeal, built body and smarts are your thing, i'm your guy.
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But anyway, I am fit, active, stay in good shape, easy to talk to, been to many places all around the world and I have a lot to share. I do not smoke, make healthy choices to stay healthy and fit. I love the outdoors, sun and the wind and open sky. But also enjoy dining out, interesting places, fun and adventures shared, good conversation and being around cheerful, intelligent and optimistic people. That includes family, kids, special friends. Friendship is important to me.
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I am 40 years old, 5 feet 10 inches, 165 pounds, clean cut appearance, green eyed American guy.
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I am hoping to find someone special I can take care of and make her feel happy. I am not picky but i am looking for a clean, descent looking and somewhat educated.
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I'm an experienced Master who seeks a long term FEMALE slave/submissive LIVE IN. Unlike many of the men (wannabes..losers..married) you'll meet on the net, I have a lot of real life experience (16 years) so I know what I'm doing and I know what I want. I take discipline and servitude very seriously. I understand that there is far more to this than just beating a bare ass and humiliation. I think it is about creating a bond between partners and satisfying each other's deepest needs without limits. Your opinions, talents and interests will be valued and nourished. I want an intelligent slave that will challenge me as much as I challenge her.
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I also have normal pursuits like golf, skiing, biking,hiking, cooking,wine/beer, hot tubing, traveling, and road trips-all of which we will share. I am self employed with a number of Internet businesses and work out of my home.
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I'm attractive, healthy, passionate, nice, very well travelled ... and alot of other things. for the stat minded: 6'1", 175, athletic/toned, let's say between 35 and 50, dark olive skin (italian), brn hair and eyes, no facial hair, not much body hair, and take very good care of my body. again, i'm hoping to find a friend and lover. i'm hoping to find someone that is open for a bit of spoiling, intimacy, passionate, and sort of a steamy romance novel kind of things.
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And yes i know this is crazy. And yes i know whoever answers this better be pretty ok with being just open honest and confident in theirselves and that this is pretty much just a good company/sensual/sexual mutual satisfaction thing. but what the hell …
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only request is that you are healthy and thin. thanks for at least reading this far. and if you write back, please tell me about you.
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let's call out for take-out and kill a bottle of wine or two shall we???
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peace,]]> | <![CDATA[<p><font face="Arial" size="5"><font face="Times New Roman"><font size="3">I am not into game playing, I am open minded to long term, short term or somewhere in between. You can be a local or not, whatever works for us both.<br></font></font></font><font face="Arial" size="5"><font face="Times New Roman"><font size="3"><br>So, I'll be straight forward and honest. Like most men, I am always thinking of sex. I love intimacy, physical activities, kissing, holding hands, body rubs, making love, love providing a woman with hours of un-ending, mind and body multi-orgasmic pleasure. I enjoy being with a woman who is also uninhibited and very sexually liberated and open. Like me, the ideal woman considers physical affection, sex and lovemaking the number one priority of spending time together. <br><br>You should also enjoy traveling, movies, social activities, riding a motorcycle, romantic adventures, spontaneous creative ideas, etc.. <br><br>You should be open to physical activities the first time, we get together. I believe that sex should be natural and real. If our first date leads to intimacy, then we just go with it and truly see how well we connect. If not, then we weren't a good fit. It doesn't get any more real and natural than that. No boundaries or first date rules, or any of that. Two adults, doing what comes naturally. And NO, I'm not ONLY looking for a one night stand, but again, open minded if you are.<br><br>I am 6 ft tall, 195 lbs and well built and very much a man. I prefer women who are between 20 and 40 years of age. I am open to different styles, races, and body types. If you are bi-sexual and enjoy spending time with women also, all the better. <br><br>Please don't be afraid, or embarrassed to contact me. I am really a very nice guy - just a very sexually open, very straight forward guy. <br><br>Interested? <br><br>text me today and lets meet up <br><br>seven 0 two, 5 seven two, 69 six eight <br></p></font></font></font>]]> | <![CDATA[I'm looking for my best friend...for life..I'm so tired of dating.I just want a nice and easy life..I want to wake up beside you and plan our day.I want to sleep in on Sundays and make Blue berry pancakes.I want to head to beach and have picnics in the Park..I want to shop online for things we will never use,like an Elvis Buddah cookie jar.Maybe we can use it?I want to have a little garden.I want to collect cookbooks from our travels..I want to fall in love,and rescue a few beautiful puppies.I want laughter,kindness..I want to have a good life filled with walks through the city looking for a nice cafe,and really great morning sex..I want to be with you..for a lifetime..I would really love to find "her"..Can you please help me find her?She's kind..even when no one is watching..she's sweet..she's cute..especially in the morning..she's a little grumpy before her coffee..and she snores..I like holding her hand because I want everyone to know that I can get a cute girlfriend.. sounds too good to be true..right?..Just try me..take a chance..it's good for the soul..keeps it in shape..And yes..I'm cute..5"10.170.Bright blue eyes.light brown hair(full).swimmer/runner/hiker/first time novelist(half way through).
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<br>First off, I posted four pics of myself... send at least two pics (face with/and body) attached to the email in response. Is that too much to ask??
<br>YOU: Age is not a problem as long as it's between 24 and 35, I'd love to carry my wife around the house for no apparent reason so I'm sorry BBWs, i would prefer 190lbs or less. She should be mature, ever-ready to settle down, get married and have kids (i would love about 3 kids or less, whatever so please do not have more than one OR HAVE NONE because if you have two, I don't think with this stink economy, I won't be able to handle 5 or 6) ... and besides, you would want to have 6 or 7 kids in 2008, would you? :-)
I would love for her to be educated as well, has her own place (I'm stuck in New York right now and need to get out, relocate... i will explain), have a career or job be an all round good woman.
I am not perfect so I don't expect you to be... in truth, just the fact that you try to be the best you can is enough for me because i try to myself.
I am a great guy... you'll love me once you get to know me!
I am not so big on race but off course a brother loves his sisters... but i don't care; black, hispanic, white, asian, hybrid...etc... just be american.
If you have a problem with getting married soon, do not waste our time... I have my reasons (good ones) for asking it so if you're interested, take a chance and let me make you happy!!!
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NAMASTE!]]> | <![CDATA[instead of sending your info to strangers and landing on spam lists in the process, try a site like santamatch. It saves you a lot of hassle and works quite well imo. It also costs next to nothing so it's well worth it.]]> | <![CDATA[looking to spend some quality time with a spontaneous, cute, young girl........ ........ hope to find a college student or someone struggling with a few bills this month ...im looking for a regular thing
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lets hang out tonight!
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im very busy with work and graduate school at unlv so id be looking to hang about 1-2 times per week...
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i would post a face pic, but i work at a strip hotel and dont want the world to see, but i will send one asap...
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ya well this isn't my first rodeo. Prob my 3rd add in a COUPLe of days. Lets make this bull quick. 24swm dental lab technician. Sometimes I get no replies and sometimes I get like ten. So I'm curious about the strangers that are kind enough to read my add but dont reply. Maybe they think I wont be interested. Well just try me. You might be surprised. I'm not on here trying to get laid. Thats what myspace is for. Speaking of myspace. *******Myspace.com/fnmarc,******* lol. Flag me, lol, i guess pluggin yourspace is a no no on craigslist. I'm looking for people I can relate to. Some friends out here in vegas. So look me up and check me out and tell me hey. Quit playin, were both guilty of CRAIGSLISTING it. And if your sitting at home burried in a bowl of ice cream and watching your fav tv show while constantly checking your email, for the love of god save yourself and say hello to stranger danger and lets go see "The Hammer" or something. I'll buy your friggin ticket and get you a giant slurpie, mmmm, slurpie. Just dont touch my damn sour patch kids. Well good luck , late!
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well before i get to carried away let me start of by telling you what it is i look like...im 6'4" i have black hair and green eyes i have a nice body and tend to work out atleast twice a day...im in the army and like my job alot, i have been in for 3 years and have 6 left in my contract...
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things i like to do is workout,cook,cuddle,draw,make love,sing,go to the movies,dance,the outdoors,meet new people,and just have fun cause life is to short not to have fun...
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the types of girls im in to are the ones that are petite and sexy i like girls that are open mined like me and not afraid to speek there mind...someone who is honest,careing,also just to let u know im really fit so i like girls that r fit to...:D
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Attractive, white, spanish or asian, smart, clean,
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manicured, independent and so forth. I travel a lot
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I want to meet a female for a long term relationship, and
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I'll be back in Las Vegas for the week of June 2nd and would
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I am 5'11", 180lbs. trim in good shape, look younger then my
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48 years. You should be trim in good shape and age doesn't
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are still active in all areas. I do prefer between 30 or below
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add something to my life.
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THANKS FOR TAKING THE TIME TO READ!
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I am a divorced SWM Built like a like a linebacker, a little thick but awful solid. I am looking for a friend and maybe more. I am stubborn Irish. Just want to lay the cards on the table. I like petite women not like little skinny girls but small like shorter, avg build a little hip never hurt anyone...unless they brought it on themselves. Anyway..drop a line see if I fit. pic 4 pic]]> | <![CDATA[I am a married male who has been in a pretty much sexless marriage the past few years seeking a college student or single mom who would be interested in a long term discreet friendship. I am willing to help out financially if needed and hope you would be looking to enjoy a brief escape from your every day life and share some fun times together.
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I recently moved here to Las Vegas. I am originally from Hong Kong, South Korea & England but stayed here since finishing college. For hobbies I enjoy both watching and playing sports, I play rugby for a local club here in Vegas to stay active. I also like to cook & watch movies. Personality wise, I would say that I am ambitious & honest. I am looking for somebody who is both smart & mature who I can share an intelligent conversation with. If you are a sincere person who has a positive outlook to life then we have something in common.]]> | <![CDATA[Clean, white, fun, height/wt proportionate male, loves to please you, seeks mature lady, must be clean and sensual. Send a reply, don't leave vegas with all that pent up desire... ]]> | <![CDATA[I am looking for a Lady to go Golfing with me. I am 43 6'3" WM who wants to just have fun golfing. I do not smoke or drink just laid back and easy going.]]> | <![CDATA[coming into town next weekend for the fights if there is a sexy lady who would like to join me let me know.]]> | <![CDATA[<p><font face="Arial" size="5"><font face="Times New Roman"><font size="3">I am not into game playing, I am open minded to long term, short term or somewhere in between. You can be a local or not, whatever works for us both.<br></font></font></font><font face="Arial" size="5"><font face="Times New Roman"><font size="3"><br>So, I'll be straight forward and honest. Like most men, I am always thinking of sex. I love intimacy, physical activities, kissing, holding hands, body rubs, making love, love providing a woman with hours of un-ending, mind and body multi-orgasmic pleasure. I enjoy being with a woman who is also uninhibited and very sexually liberated and open. Like me, the ideal woman considers physical affection, sex and lovemaking the number one priority of spending time together. <br><br>You should also enjoy traveling, movies, social activities, riding a motorcycle, romantic adventures, spontaneous creative ideas, etc.. <br><br>You should be open to physical activities the first time, we get together. I believe that sex should be natural and real. If our first date leads to intimacy, then we just go with it and truly see how well we connect. If not, then we weren't a good fit. It doesn't get any more real and natural than that. No boundaries or first date rules, or any of that. Two adults, doing what comes naturally. And NO, I'm not ONLY looking for a one night stand, but again, open minded if you are.<br><br>I am 6 ft tall, 195 lbs and well built and very much a man. I prefer women who are between 20 and 40 years of age. I am open to different styles, races, and body types. If you are bi-sexual and enjoy spending time with women also, all the better. <br><br>Please don't be afraid, or embarrassed to contact me. I am really a very nice guy - just a very sexually open, very straight forward guy. <br><br>Interested? <br><br>text me today and lets meet up <br><br>seven 0 two, 5 seven two, 69 six eight <br></p></font></font></font>]]> | <![CDATA[6 2 205 tough, masculine, well endowed, looking to meet sexy, feminine, sexual woman for some very hot times , likes are travel, riding my harley, workingout, anything outside and lots of sex, dont smoke but dont care if you do or dont just be able to keep up with me, send pic if interested and lets ride]]> | <![CDATA[Good Morning!
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Searching for my sweetheart!!
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the only surefire way to tell if a girl is who she says she is, and not some ridiculous website trying to get my email address, is if she's like..friggen huge.
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I am looking for a Good looking woman with a sense of humor nice personality that is honest, and caring with good qualities. that has Morals and character. She must like to go out and play pool, dinning, movies, dancing to live music, talking, listening, staying home and watching movies, going out for drinks. Over all I’m looking for a wonderful women who is honest and kind. that wants to go out have fun and possibly make a life together.
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I am a single guy 43y.o. who recently relocated from the Chicago area to Las Vegas and just started a new job out here. I am pretty busy with my job but maybe you are in a similar situation and can relate to a hectic work schedule. I am seeking a fun, open-minded Lady to hang out with when we both have time, explore some different restaurants/bars, live music clubs, movies and have some fun together. I currently am living south of the strip, sharing a place with a close friend of mine until I find a house or townhouse. I am open-minded, love to talk/laugh and have a good time. I am 5'9", 180lbs, a non-smoker, social drinker, never married and I have no kids. I am seeking a connection with one Lady out here and if we hit if off, maybe develop a more serious relationship.
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so if u are reading u might actully be intrested...
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i go to ppl i thought i could count on but relized they only give a fuck when its about them ...
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they are only there when they need you and you are there for them.. they concider you a good fucking friend for always being there no matter what...
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to bad i cant say the same for most
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an now thats out the way
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my house got broken into
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they took my xbox 360 brothers psp his shoes(wtf common why shoes!?)
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a lap top my dads box of change(lol?) some baseball cards and wreked my brothers room, (my guess is some young fuckers)
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i can give a fuck if u try to disrespect me but fucking with my family?
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let me catch you mother fuckers my mindstate is directed to devastate you....
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so i havent actually had a crush on a girl in a fuckin while like actually care what she feels and i met this girl and just wanted to get close to her atleast be friends..i accidently sent her a text message that wasnt ment for her(ever accidently send a text message to the wrong person? well thats what happend and the person that reads it also thinks its somthing that its not) and i was getting frustarated cuz she wouldnt really talk to me so would talk about what ever came to my head and scared her away....
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