<![CDATA[Are you a attractive young lady that could use some financial help?..I am a recently divorced attractive white male that is not ready to get back into a relationship at this point..But i love the company of a fun outgoing young lady..Contact me and we can discuss the details..Please tell me a little about yourself and include a picture..Must be available in the evening..Put FUN in subject line..]]>

<![CDATA[Good Looking Great Guy here... Searching for Single Woman. (Middle TN) <br> <br> Well this is very simple. <br> Ill keep this short and easy. <br> <br> Im a great guy , that knows how to treat a woman. <br> Im Single <br> Mid 20’S <br> Good Looking (as in above average) <br> No Drama <br> Seeking a decent looking woman <br> And your pic gets mine. <br> So anyways…. <br> The part about me being good looking is very true… however I don’t want to put my pic on this. <br> Again yours gets mine.]]>

<![CDATA[Travel to Murfreesboro a lot for work, looking for a nice looking woman that is a bored during work hours and needs to enjoy life a little. Must like to smile. Respond with pic (do not have to see face).]]>

<![CDATA[I know this is a long shot, but... I'd be very interested in meeting a woman for fun and adventure. I'm a very fit and active, young at heart mature man. I want an equal partner not a slave, someone I can shower with love and affection and feel comfortable sharing with. I don't want to cohabitate right off the bat, I want to become genuine friends first and foremost. Age and size are not important, confidence and personality are. Of course I'll exchange pics with whoever is interested in pursuing a life of joy and happiness. ]]>

<![CDATA[hey whats up i'm a single 32 year old white guy in nashville. i'm about 6ft tall 230lbs. stocky build, short brown hair, green eyes, got all my teeth. i'm a drinker and a smoker and i'm 420 friendly, i like beer and bonfires, muddin, fishing, motorcycle rallies, BBQs and stuff like that. i'm looking for a single white redneck girl who is fairly attractive preferably no children but thats not a deal breaker. who likes some of the things i like. to weed out the fakes and bots PLEASE put "hillbilly deluxe" in the subject line. ]]>

<![CDATA[Looking for mature lady married or not who wants to be held close, kissed and hugged. Talked gently to. I miss it, and maybe you do too. <br> <br> Ages 50 - 70 most desireable. Put "friend" In the subject line and maybe we can email for now. Senior women...write me.]]>

<![CDATA[ <br> <br> <br> <br> This ad is plan and simple, alot of ad's on CL you come across on CL is fake,, but not this ad, CL has been good to me in the past, so am back to try my luck again,, AM LOOKING FOR MATURE WHITE FEMALES WHO ENJOY HAVING THERE FEET WORSHIPED AND KISSED ON BY A NICE LOOKING GENTLEMAN...AM A BLACK MAN 6'6 180 PDS, I GOT PICS, BUT I WILL ONLY SEND ONE IF I FEEL YOUR SEROIUS,,,am not a manic or weirdo trying to harm anyone,,am just a guy trying to fill my foot fetish desire's,, am looking for women who are into laying back and having there feet kiss licked and rubbbed,, but i just wont kiss on anybodies feet,, i do have standards,, if there not pretty or clean move on to the next ad,, but if your a woman who takes care of her feet, and want more attention towards your feet then contact me, i dont want sex, i got women to have sex with, but no foot fetish partner,, as long as your diease free with pretty feet, and over 35, am down,, this ad aint for imature little girls,, this ad is for a woman who really knows what she likes,, if this ad interest you in anyway holla at me,, believe me i wouldn't waste my time posting a ad for nothing,,,,, i dont do verifacation, or dating websites,, if your not willng to chat threw email or text dont respond,, looks age and size dont matter, just be diease free with pretty feet and am down...please no games, if your not interested dont respond,, there are alot of pepole out there with no life,,just responding for nothing, so please, NO BULLSHIT.....This also comes with a few perks.... IF WE MEET AND YOU FUFILL MY FOOT FETISH DESIRES, I WILL PAY FOR PEDICURES MONTHLY, ,, THIS AD APPILES TO MARRIED WOMEN TO, LIKE I SAID I DONT WANT SEX, JUST FOOT FETISH FUN,..I live in nashville, but i like to be discret about my fetish, so if you like what you here contact me,,, i work midnights threw the weekday ... AM A VERY GENTLE GUY, NOT AGGRESIVE AT ALL,, I JUST LIKE FUFILLING MY FETISH,, LADIES DONT MISS OUT, AM GOOD AT WHAT I DO <br> <br> <br> <br> <br> <br> <br> <br> ]]>

<![CDATA[If you prefer cut flowers, you know that they're beautiful when you get them, but they fade over a few days. It takes renewal for the beauty to remain. If you don't get new flowers, or if a man takes you for granted, you might have a nice vase or two; but the excitement of the cut flowers fades with them. <br> <br> If you're a live flower girl, you know that a live flowering plant's beauty doesn't fade as quickly as a cut flower, but if it's neglected it will die just as surely. <br> <br> A good and lasting relationship needs to be renewed like cut flowers and it needs to be nurtured like a flowering plant. I don't neglect plants; but I'm not a natural with a green thumb either. I have to work at relationships like I have to work at growing plants. <br> <br> I'm 44 years old. Single white and definitely male. I'm 5'7" tall and I'm 340ish pounds (A BHM). I have short black hair that's thinning a bit, and brown eyes. I work in the Cool Springs area and I live in Spring Hill. I'd like to meet someone who lives within half an hour of Franklin or Columbia. <br> <br> Attract me with your eyes, seduce me with your personality and keep me with your intellect. If you're healthy and active, then your size is fine, from healthy petite to pleasingly plump are wonderful. <br> <br> I want to find someone that I can build a supportive, loving, passionate and honest relationship with. <br> <br> I don't put out on the first date, but I'm not a monk who's sworn an oath of chastity either. If we get to bedroom games, I'm dominant and a little kinky. <br> <br> I love good conversation, listening to music, watching movies, writing and reading. When the weather is good, I like shooting and day hikes. A friend and I are working on getting my old Goldwing cruiser running right for the spring and summer. I'm a mountains guy, but I don't complain about the beach. I don't smoke or do drugs - you shouldn't either and this is non-negotiable. I don't drink much, but I don't mind being around people who do in moderation. I attend a Methodist Church occasionally and politically I'm fiscally conservative and socially permissive. <br> <br> If you don't remember where you were when the Challenger blew up, you're probably too young for me. If you remember having Civil Defense bomb drills at school, I'm probably too young for you. <br> <br> Please replace the subject of your reply with your favorite flower so I'll know you actually read my ad. If you send a picture, I'll return the favor. <br> <br> Let's start growing our relationship!]]>

<![CDATA[Customer Service (CS) Rep. : Yes, Ma'am, how can I help you today? <br> <br> Customer: Well, after much consideration, I've decided to install LOVE. Can you guide me through the process? <br> <br> CS Rep. : Yes, I can help you. Are you ready to proceed? <br> <br> Customer: Well, I'm not very technical, but I think I'm ready to install now. What do I do first? <br> <br> CS Rep. : The first step is to open your HEART. Have you located your HEART ma'am? <br> <br> Customer: Yes I have, but there are several other programs running right now. Is it okay to install while they are running? <br> <br> CS Rep. : What programs are running ma'am? <br> <br> Customer: Let's see, I have PAST-HURT.EXE, LOW-ESTEEM.EXE, GRUDGE.EXE, and RESENTMENT.COM running right now. <br> <br> CS Rep. : No problem. LOVE will gradually erase PAST-HURT.EXE from your current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory, but it will no longer disrupt other programs. LOVE will eventually overwrite LOW-ESTEEM.EXE with a module of its own called HIGH-ESTEEM.EXE. However, you have to completely turn off GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.COM. Those programs prevent LOVE from being properly installed. Can you turn those off ma'am? <br> <br> Customer: I don't know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how? <br> <br> CS Rep. : My pleasure. Go to your Start menu and invoke FORGIVENESS.EXE. Do this as many times as necessary until GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.COM have been completely erased. <br> <br> Customer: Okay, done. LOVE has started installing itself automatically. Is that normal? <br> <br> CS Rep. : Yes. You should receive a message that says it will reinstall for the life of your HEART. Do you see that message? <br> <br> Customer: Yes I do. Is it completely installed? <br> <br> CS Rep. : Yes, but remember that you have only the base program. You need to begin connecting to other HEART's in order to get the upgrades. <br> <br> Customer: Oops. I have an error message already. What should I do? <br> <br> CS Rep. : What does the message say? <br> <br> Customer: It says 'ERROR 412 - PROGRAM NOT RUN ON INTERNAL COMPONENTS.' What does that mean? <br> <br> CS Rep. : Don't worry ma'am, that's a common problem. It means that the LOVE program is set up to run on external HEARTS but has not yet been run on your HEART. It is one of those complicated programming things, but in non-technical terms it means you have to 'LOVE' your own machine before it can 'LOVE' others. <br> <br> Customer: So what should I do? <br> <br> CS Rep. : Can you pull down the directory called 'SELF-ACCEPTANCE'? Customer: Yes, I have it. <br> <br> CS Rep. : Excellent. You're getting good at this. <br> <br> Customer: Thank you. <br> <br> CS Rep. : You're welcome. Click on the following files and then copy them to the 'MYHEART' directory: FORGIVE-SELF.DOC, REALIZE-WORTH.TXT, and ACKNOWLEDGE-LIMITATIONS.DOC. The system will overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching any faulty programming. Also, you need to delete VERBOSE-SELF-CRITIC.EXE from all directories, and then empty your recycle bin afterwards to make sure it is completely gone and never comes back. <br> <br> Customer: Got it. Hey! My HEART is filling up with new files. SMILE.MPG is playing on my monitor right now and it shows that PEACE.EXE, and CONTENTMENT.COM are copying themselves all over my HEART. Is this normal? <br> <br> CS Rep. : Sometimes. For others it takes a while, but eventually everything gets downloaded at the proper time. So, LOVE is installed and running. You should be able to handle it from here. One more thing before I go. Customer: Yes? <br> <br> CS Rep. : LOVE is freeware. Be sure to give it and its various modules to everybody you meet. They will in turn share it with other people and they will return some similarly cool modules back to you. <br> <br> Customer: I will. Thanks for your help. By the way, can you set me up with anyone? <br> <br> CS Rep. : Sure, I know this great guy. He's a sweetheart. He's a single white male, in his 50s. You should contact him. Just reply to this craigslist posting. I'm positive he would be happy to hear from you. <br> <br> Customer: Thanks. Bye! <br> <br> ]]>

<![CDATA[ Iam looking for a middle aged woman. One that enjoys the outdoors and living on a cute little farm. Ive place this ad a number of times.. Along with the bots that answered it. A very few real woman actually have. I know somewhere theres a woman fed up with her present situation and wants to make a change in her life. Well here i am.. I have a cute little farm. River outback . Plenty of fun things to do. Ya can drive my car if you dont have one. You can sleep in your own room if you like.. Or sleep in mine. Iam looking for a companion. Someone to sit on the front porch in the evenings. Someone that likes an occastion cruise vacation. Someone that helps me cook and clean. Iam a very clean and tiddy man myself. always got my dishes done and laundry and bed made. Iam not a clean freak but like the place looking good. And its a cute little place. (77acre farm) about 6 miles outside murfreesboro... Let me know.. iam still looking and ill be a single none cheating man for the right woman. <br> If your an crack head or heavy drinker dont email me.. if you have young children ill pass ...been there done that.. was fun..but done. If your a user..thats fine to a degree but there is a cut off point lol. Ill tell ya when you get to it lol]]>

<![CDATA[Need a Date?. 19 year old male, here to help you out. Email me for more information. And I Will send you a picture. Only women please. I'm up for just about anything.. Doing this to earn a little extra money. ]]>

<![CDATA[Safe, sane, senior wants to meet a mature female who wants to explore. Age and weight are not a factor. Put explore in subject line or be deleted.]]>

<![CDATA[Candy eating contest <br> Body paint <br> Massage trade <br> Family Guy marathon <br> Bowling (real or Wii) <br> People of Walmart photo hunt <br> Toy shopping <br> Wine tasting <br> <br> I am open to other ideas too <br> <br> A little about me... <br> <br> 35, swm, homeowner, career minded, intelligent, clean cut and love new adventures ]]>

<![CDATA[Good morning,I have have been married for many years,but its at a dead end,Im not trying to bring drama anyones way but Im sure Im not the only one out there that is in this same position,if you would like to talk shoot me an email,100% discretion is a must.Well have a good day. Please put WET FRIDAY in the subject line.Thanks]]>

<![CDATA[Hello, I am a single christian male who believes my future wife will respond to this post. I have never done the Craigs list thing, but due to being led to post this ad, I believe there is a christian woman thats meant for me. I'm seeking a christian female of any age, someone who is equally yoked, attractive from the inside out. Someone who also has a relationship with Jesus Christ and someone who realizes this life here on earth is very temporary and what we do here will surely determine our eternity. I'm seeking a vibrant loving female who believes that Jesus Christ is the answer to all our problems. I am a tall attractive christian male, 6'5, 220lbs, clean cut, brown hair and green eyes. I have a variety of interests which include sports, music, pets, children, reading, writing, romance, trips, and the small simple things this life has to offer. If you feel compelled to respond to this ad to meet a nice christian guy for a lifetime of love, please respond with a pic and tell me a little about yourself. Lets both leave it at the feet of Jesus together. Looking forward to hearing from you. Please no people wanting sex or preversion responses.]]>

<![CDATA[ <br> just lookin to see whats out there... to see what i might be missing so dont be shy if u wanna get to know me send an email]]>

<![CDATA[Hey what's up everybody I just move her from Minnesota I don't know nobody here]]>

<![CDATA[Hello Ladies hope all is well, <br> <br> I am looking for a new start, just moved to Nashville. It's been a very very long time since I dated, I am a DWM working professional, with 2 Beautiful daddies girls that live with their mother. I m not looking for a fling or a I have a ton of issues can you help me person. NO DRAMA, NO GOSSIP, MUST BE A CHRISTIAN and MUST LOVE LIFE (POSITIVE PERSON). I love sports and most outdoor activities, also love to sleep in and relax and watch a good funny movie. I am 6 feet tall, clean cut, brown hair and eyes, good shape and all of my plumbing is working just fine down stairs. I am looking for a good women that will take care of me, theres really is no science to this, I'm not hard to make happy. please reply with a pic and I will do the same. <br> <br> <br> <br> <br> ]]>

<![CDATA[I am a SWM who practices law in the health care industry. I recently relocated to Nashville from Northern Virginia and have had a hard time meeting people outside my workplace. I would love to meet a kind and educated woman to share good conversation with. I find that lunch is always safe. Some of my interests include music, movies, theater, museums, bookstores, and travel. Physically, I think I am relatively attractive -- 5' 8" with brown hair and eyes. Loyalty and character are very important to me. If anyone is interested in making a new friend, please e-mail! ]]>

<![CDATA[Hi I am a graduate student at Vanderbilt. School keeps me busy, and I don't meet new people as often as I would like. <br> <br> I am a smart, tall (6'2) guy, who is in fairly good shape. I love to party and have fun, but I probably enjoy a nice conversation or sitting at home relaxing even more. <br> As far as dating or relationships go, I am selfless and drama free. My last relationship was full of stupid arguments and unnecessary stress. I have no interest in any of that again. <br> I am a somewhat goofy guy, and I tend to find just about everything funny, but I can be serious when I need to be and I am responsible. I love the outdoors, animals, old movies, politics, and new adventures. <br> <br> I am somewhat picky with women. You need to be attractive, but my taste in women is very broad. I like a women with some curves, but if you are a bigger girl than I will not be interested. If you have children I am willing to date you for fun, but I have no interest in being a step father at this point in my life. If you are somewhat religious that is fine, but if Jesus is your best friend, or the Bible is your favorite book then we probably won't get alone very well. <br> <br> <br> You don't have to send me a picture to get a response, but one would be appreciated. Apparently spam is a problem so if you respond make the subject line "purple puppies" and hopefully that will screen out a lot of that. <br> <br> I look forward to meeting you! <br> <br> <br> <br> <br> <br> ]]>

<![CDATA[I know that nobody's going to take this posting seriously, but I find women who wear platemail, partial platemail, esencially medieval kit, that's hotter than hell to me. <br> Yeah, yeah. I'm a fantasy dweeb, but at least I'm not alone. My circle of friends are also on my side here. So I was just wondering; are there any women who get into the whole LARP scene? If so, drop me a line. We should get together and hang out. :D <br> NOTE: NO PICTURE = NO REPLY!!! <br> USE "FANTASY FEMALE" AS THE TITLE OR YOURS WON'T BE READ!!! <br> Have a nice day. :)]]>

<![CDATA[hi my name is travis im 21 and single i live in dickson tn im on here looking for a cool chick to get to know and maybe more i dont realy have much to say but just hit me up and lets see what happins]]>

<![CDATA[I am a single, white male interested in purchasing some slightly used lingerie. Send me an email if you are interested]]>

<![CDATA[I am a fun, motivated white male looking to meet new people. I enjoy cooking, dancing, and most types of music. I am usually up for anything, but I have outgrown the club scene. I would like to meet some new people to hang out with. Ultimately I would like to meet someone to settle down with.....how about lets start with a drink or cup of coffee.]]>

<![CDATA[Sharing solitude—together, yet alone; everyone, every one. This subtle paradox—this subtle division that seems so common yet unbreakable. A divide that only seems mendable through miracle—a miracle we each hope for and yet only hearts can procure. Yet, if left to our hearts, we would once again be lead to the same end—an end that only turns again back—backward unto itself in an inevitable end. Desperate is the longing heart that seeks its end, not in conclusion but in something without end. It may be only the heart that has seasons without winter. <br> <br> I have often felt that love demands, in its innocence, the guardianship of wisdom to guide it. This thus, in turn, demands that we take up the ambassadorship to love; that we may be led by its purity with the discernment of our wounds and the wisdom of our errs: to be led by Love yet choose for it in ways it cannot. <br> <br> ~J.M.Harrell <br> <br> Type "Ole" in the email heading if you'd like me to read/respond. Much obliged! <br> ]]>

<![CDATA[I am a 5'7 130lbs athletic built 7.5c white male. Im just searching to have sum fun with a black female. Age and weight isn't too big of an issue just send a picture first. ]]>

<![CDATA[no experience necessary, enthusiasm a must, all day event-not one nite stand, chance for full time position, height and weight limitations apply, send specs and pics, put Wooly's in subject line, if you know it, your top of the list...]]>

<![CDATA[I'm new to the area looking for a female to connect with and have a good time. I attend ITT Tech and work part time I assume that sometime I need some me time so if your interested reply I have no kids I'm pretty laid just tryna live thats all]]>

<![CDATA[Hi my name is James and recently won the lottery and need a sexy woman to help me spend it. You need money,clothes,jewelry,bills paid,etc....? If so then I am ur sugar daddy email me with a pic and some info about u and ur wants and ill get back to u thanks!]]>

<![CDATA[and I showered today!!!]]>

<![CDATA[Cock <br> Schlong <br> Dick <br> Johnson <br> Penis <br> <br> Just curious]]>

<![CDATA[ I'm not a Vampire, I do believe that there is someone for everyone. I seek the kind of love and commitment that Edward and Bella share. <br> Can you overlook my short comings as Bella overlooks Edwards?? I am not perfect, I am human ( no glittering in the sun ). <br> I am retired/ self employed low cash flow does NOT mean poor!! I am rich in spirit and emotion. <br> I am openminded and accepting and I expect the same of you. <br> I am more interested in the person than the package that they come wrapped in, heart, mind and soul are what counts. <br> I love my dog, cooking, camping,reading, t.v., movies and other stuff.]]>

<![CDATA[My name is Adam and I have tried this a couple of times and didn't get very good results. Most of the people that messaged me were either guys and bots. lol But I thought I would try this one more time. <br> <br> A little about me...I live in White House but moving to Nashville this summer, I dont smoke, dont do drugs, drink occasionally but not much, dont have any kids but would be nice to someday, I'm a very honest and trustworthy person that just wants the same in return. I'm very close to my family, I'm training to be an MMA fighter(UFC) and also work for a fight managment company, I eat real healthy and like to work out, also love to go to see live bands play, watching movies, go to comedy shows, playing pool or really anything outdoors I am also studying to become an EMT, I will be taking my national registry exam in next 3 weeks so I am pretty busy studying for that. But if you want to know more send me a message.]]>

<![CDATA[Anyone wanna go streaking? skinny dipping? trade massages? or play naked Wii?]]>

<![CDATA[ <br> SWM, ht-wt proportionate, looking for a wonderfully intense sensual friendship that could turn into a long term relationship and much more if the chemistry is right. Looking for someone that shares my oral nature (giving and receiving) to provide each other with hours of pleasure that we are missing in our lives. But, if that chemistry isn't there, we still have someone to turn to for friendship and to share those pleasures with. But even in friendship, there still has to be a certain level of attraction and chemistry to us to enjoy each other intimately. I'm a non smoker, light social drinker, local professional. Prefer non smoker, ht-wt proportionate or reasonably close (none of us have perfect bodies at this age.). So, let's take a chance. It could mean being able to spend time with someone and maybe share those wonderfully passionate intense moments. It could also mean that we might find that one that we've been looking for all our lives. You just never know but it's worth taking the chance. To assure that you're a legitimate response and not some spambot wanting me to look at or join some website, please put "pleasure" in the subject line. ]]>

<![CDATA[hi i am 5'8 150lbs blue brown looking for a women who likes camping fishing country music and cuddling on the couch very simple man looking for that wow]]>

<![CDATA[Hello out there ladies!!!! Good ole country boy looking for a good ole country gal that maybe likes to fish or maybe camping/movies/Yard sales/Antique shops/swimming/dancing/eating out/grilling out with family and friends/enjoy kids/walking/driveing in the country on a moon lit night/Gardening/or just sitting hone relaxing and watching a good movie together. No one night stands or liers or cheaters. Honesty is a must for both of us. I tried this once before and all i got was women and young girls looking for a date on the town or just a one night trip to the bedroom. So if you read this and thats what you are looking for please do not waist my time with petty crap. Not interested. and to the honest ones out there! I'm am what i say i am and thats my story and i'm sticken to it.]]>

<![CDATA[HI THERE.WELL I JUST TURNED 43 LAST WEEK AND I'M A PRO DRUMMER AND LOVE TO SING AS WELL.I'M A REALLY NICE LOOKING SINGLE ROMANTIC GUY <br> WITH NO KIDS AND I'VE NEVER BEEN MARRIED. I DONT SMOKE,DO DRUGS ETC:I'M 5/9 225,NICE BUILD,BLUE EYES,SHAVED HEAD:)NICE SMILE:) AND TATS... <br> <br> I LOVE MOST STYLES OF MUSIC AND AND I LOVE TO SHOP,TRAVEL,COOK,GO ON LONG WALKS AND BIKE RIDES AND MORE PLUS I LOVE FLEA MARKETS. <br> <br> SO IF YOUR PRETTY,SINGLE,IN GOOD SHAPE NOT FAT!!! HAVE A CAR,JOB AND WILL BE VERY GOOD TO ME LIKE I WILL YOU CAN REACH ME AT <br> <br> 508-NINE SIX THREE-8177 AND LETS MEET AND GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER. ALSO REPLY WITH REDSOX! <br> <br> <br> JOHN.]]>

<![CDATA[Recently seperated not yet divorced (yeah I know).No BS.Not got time for mind games or drama.looking for friendship first and see where things go.Yeah got a job and all that.Looking for Female 40-45 or so that enjoys outdoors,sports and the like.I am a non-smoker social drinker and would like the same.No preference on kids enjoy being around them.Looking for someone that is honest and trustworthy.My work takes me out of town alot but home most nights.I enjoy Baseball/Football.No preference on body size no skinny chicks though ya"ll look kinda sickly lol.Want a real woman.Pic 4 Pic respond to post if interested.]]>

<![CDATA[Hello, what i am looking for is a clean cute thick girl to hang out with that likes to smoke... Im 6''1tall 235lbs, im attractive myself, and very clean... not some Hippy pothead, lol and will send u a pic when u reply. Im right down the road from mtsu. my yah00 name is mtsu420civic if u want to talk to me on there. I do have pics, just dont want to put em all out there on cl. Let me know]]>

<![CDATA[hey ya'll i'm a single white 32 year old guy in nashville, i'm looking for a attractive white girl who likes a country boy. as for my likes i like country music (obviously) camping , fishing, bonfirres, goin mudding, goin downtown to broadway listening to music BBQs and all sorts of stuff. if you would like to know more write me a email and i'll get back to ya. put country in the subject to weed out the bots.]]>

<![CDATA[Dunno.. tired of what I'm meeting at the bars. I'm looking for something more meaningfulish, not that I want marriage this minute but if I find the right girl I'll fill up my tank and we'll drive to Vegas :^P. so I guess craigslist is going to provide. I'm 27 I workout at least 3x a week, I'm covered in tattoos since that's what I do, tattoo and pierce. I enjoy playing pool with a crown royal in my hand. no pic no response. please be height weight proportional hahaha that's a nice way of saying not fat!!! Also no dudes, your barking up the wrong tree...so if your the girl of my dreams hit me up! ATTENTION: So I know your not spam write ( running with scissors ) in the subject line of your email. or hit me up on myspace.com/jephthejew ..... <br> ]]>

<![CDATA[Would like to find a lady in her 40's through 60's. Just for conversation right now, will see what future brings. <br> My wife has a Terminal Illness and is now as a child. <br> If You might be interested, I will reply. <br> I am here with head and heart. Am real so no verifying, those will be deleted. No need I am 62.]]>

<![CDATA[Hello, I am an attractive, fit, professional white male interested in meeting an attractive white female for possible long term relationship. My past relationships have taught me the value of trust. I know that women have sexual urges just as a man does and I can only provide what one white male can provide. I understand that a white woman may have interests in men of different ethnicity's. I have learned to accept this and would even encourage a woman to explore her fantasies. My perfect match would be a woman that I could depend on, trust, maybe even start family with...who can discretely fulfill our sexual desires. If this sounds like you....send an email. ]]>

<![CDATA[I'm looking for someone who will allow me to "act out" in public and can react appropriately. I'm tired of dating boring, tepid, insipid politically correct women. I want a liberal woman in the most true sense; not your messenger bag carrying, bike riding, garden variety gender-defender. Can you call someone a cunt in a public place without changing your tone and use the word to refer to your vagina in the same sentence? Do you agree with the opinion that women are terrible drivers, bad actors, and even worse musicians? Would you enjoy getting fucked by a man in a diaper? If so, <br> <br> <br> <br> On our first date, you will walk me on one of those child-leashes while I wear a helmet and do my best to stumble into every bypasser at the mall. I will at some point throw myself to the ground and slam my head repeatedly into the hard surface while screaming "NO TOUCH ME DERE, SISTER!" over and over. You will smile nervously at the mall patrons and assure them that "It will be over soon; he tires easily." <br> <br> After that, we will go and get ice cream. When asked which flavor I want, I will demand the ice cream attendant give me "all the ice creams". You will discipline me and tell me I can have only one flavor. At this time I will throw another violent tantrum until you bargain with me and I get two, three, or maybe four (this is up to you, since you'll be paying and rewarding me based on my performance). <br> <br> When we have our ice cream, I will eat it sloppily and smear it into your hair while giggling (ice cream is every retards favorite thing, you know). You will get up to grab napkins and I will quickly take the remainder of your ice cream and throw it across the food court or while you clean me up, I will shove it down your blouse. <br> <br> We will go to the video game store where you will "turn me loose" and pretend to talk on your phone absent mindedly outside of the store. I will harass the employees and ask them "OH! Can I have disth game?!" around a hundred times, once for each different game I see behind the counter. "Dat one" I will say as they try in vain to determine which product I am pointing out while staring at the ceiling or floor. <br> <br> Ten minutes or so should be enough time for me. You will then come collect me, awkwardly apologize, and we will leave the store for the womens restroom where you will proceed to change my diaper in front of the changing station. I will get hard and you tell me "Bad boy, bad boy" while slapping my penis. If anyone says anything, you will tell them you "have to slap it because it's the only way to make it go away" or "this is the only way I can teach him a lesson." <br> <br> When we leave the mall, we can go back to my place and continue roleplaying. You can teach me where babies come from and then we will practice making them in front of my video camera; the recording of which you will not get a copy. Condoms make my penis burn, so please be STD free. <br> <br> <br> <br> Criteria: <br> <br> 1. Stay in character at all times. I will not leave character at any point and if you do, I will react aggressively. I'm a pretty big guy. Don't piss me off. <br> 2. You must wear a very sexy outfit. A short skirt and a low-cut top. I want to see your ass cheeks and titties hanging out. Tease your hair and wear some perfume. Also, do not wear underwear. A video game character costume is a plus. <br> 3. If I happen to improvise a passing out spell during a tantrum, when you're leaning over me pretending to revive me or whatever, I will be aiming to pop a boner. Once you feel it prodding, you will do your best to hide it nonchalantly while pretending not to notice. This is very important and I will expect your best performance to come of this because I will suddenly spring up, grab you, and begin to hump you. You will react as if this was a normal thing and tell onlookers "Just give him a minute, he finishes fast." <br> <br> <br> You are free to improvise your own dialog, but if it's stupid or it becomes obvious that you are pretending, I will loudcap you with retard yelps to distract from your ineptness. If all goes well, maybe we could meet up for a 2nd date. Maybe more. ]]>

<![CDATA["I don't want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. I don't want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed. You know, as a career, I don't want to do that." <br> <br> I'd like to talk to you if: <br> you are real and not a damn spambot <br> you would be interested in doing volunteer work <br> liked to travel <br> liked to try different types of food <br> aren't afraid of getting dirty or the sun <br> are loyal <br> are compassionate <br> are active and don't consider yourself a BBW <br> you have no drug addictions <br> <br> as for myself: <br> i'm 6'1 <br> active at about 190 lbs <br> i like to travel <br> i'd like to spend more time volunteering <br> i love the outdoors <br> i'm loyal <br> i like going to the movies or renting, but watch little tv <br> i like to cook and do nice things for my lady <br> i was married <br> i have 0 children <br> no, the pic below isn't me <br> <br> <br> IF YOU'RE REAL AND NOT SPAM REPLY TO TSGARPATAIMDOTCOM OR PUT "DIANE CORT" IN SUBJECT SO I KNOW YOU'RE NOT SPAM. <br> ]]>

<![CDATA[Are you a real woman? If so, what are you looking for? <br> <br> ]]>

<![CDATA[I am married and needing a friend! I know it's bad but sometimes it's needed right? Anyone know what i am talking about or care to help? <br> <br> ]]>

<![CDATA[I am 27 and from the northern nashville area. I love to go see movies but I have no one to go with. I am a nice respectful guy and do not expect anything other than a basic first date of getting to know each other and going to a movie. I love sports and music and meeting new people. Im not really sure how to do this but text me if you wanna go out sometime... six one five three eight nine one eight eight three... hope to hear from you.]]>

<![CDATA[Sometimes things just get to a point where you just don't care anymore and don't want to try. I'm not looking to break anyone up or make a difficult situation. If your reading this I'm guessing your having some of the same issues at home. I'm looking to find some excitment again and feel the energy rush of that newness. I'd prefer a married women but if your single and can handle being with someone married then please respond. Discreetion is 100% required. I hope to hear from someone in my boat and maybe we can try to help each other. I don't need any photo's, just someone genuine that needs someone that cares for them.]]>

<![CDATA[I am interested in a good make out partner.....someone that just really likes to flirt, kiss, and maybe a little foreplay! Anyway, if any of this sounds like fun to you and you aren't looking for anything more than a fun friend then let's chat and see!!! <br> <br> ]]>

<![CDATA[Thanks....this is just for fun! We have had about a hundred responses but only 5 were real people and actually answered the questions? <br> <br> 1. Age- just to give us a range! <br> <br> 2. Relationship status? <br> <br> 3. As a woman.....do you think that you fulfill your man's EVERY desire in and out of the bedroom? <br> <br> 4. Is there things that you did when you were dating or just younger sexually that you don't do for him now? <br> <br> 5. What is the thing you say no to most in your sexual relationship? <br> <br> A friend(woman) and I(man) were discussing these and are wondering what others opinions are! <br> <br> <br> <br> ]]>

<![CDATA[Hello Ladies, My name is Patrick, I'm 29 years old single, live alone. I'm searching for that once in a lifetime of true love. <br> <br> <br> <br> I'm not into the bar scene, or one night stands. So please note if this is what you are into then please no need to read any further. <br> <br> <br> <br> I love the outdoors, love adventure, long walks, and my fantasy date is being with that one sharing a picnic along the beach <br> <br> watching the sunset, or in a field of wildflowers. <br> <br> <br> <br> So if you are still reading, Then you must realize that love is something cherished, it's built from friendship, trust, honesty, <br> <br> respect, commitment, and communication. I want someone to stand beside, NEVER LEADING! <br> <br> <br> <br> Ok if you are still reading, then I must tell you that I do not live within the Nashville area. I live within Chattanooga TN. <br> <br> <br> <br> Why am I posting in another city? Simply put, I want someone that is looking for what's real, and to understand that if we <br> <br> are meant to be, THEN DISTANCE CAN BE OVER COME. <br> <br> I am up in Nashville quite often as I go to Vanderbilt a lot, oh no not sick, but I'm in the medical feild. <br> <br> I'm not judgemental, I don't see race, or age being a issue. Well of course you must be at least 18. <br> <br> <br> <br> So if you want to know a straight up honest guy who love's life, children, fun times, romance, and I'm ready to give my 110% <br> <br> in a relationship. <br> <br> <br> <br> Then let's see what fate has in store. <br> <br> I also want to point out if you are some bot, or just someone looking for a wild one night of pleasure, THEN PLEASE DON'T WASTE MY TIME!!]]>

<![CDATA[And searching for my REAL new female <br> friend in the area. Please insert AZ or your <br> email will be quickly deleted!!! <br> <br> Hugs, Kisses, Lunch and Cocktails...xoxo]]>

<![CDATA[I am a white 18 year old college student in nashville looking for a mistress of any age <br> I would like to be trained as a submissive/slave to a woman <br> It seems that most men who are posting on this site are older so I hope someone would like to try training a younger man <br> I am willing to obey whatever you want completely <br> I am real the Bobcats beat the 76ers last night <br> so that I can weed out spam put Bob in the subject line <br> thanks <br> ]]>

<![CDATA[About me. <br> Im 29 years old, 6'10" tall, 170lbs. <br> Im very outgoing, I like traveling and to see different things in different places, <br> but every now and then I like to stay home and chill on the couch and watch movies. <br> I dont have any kids but I would like to have some someday. <br> I am looking for the right girl for me, someone in the age range of 22-42 <br> Perferably with no kids but that is not a deal breaker. <br> You race and weight is not as much important as you have a good heart and a good nature. <br> Someone who is outgoing. <br> Honest,Smart,and Funny. <br> If this sounds like you hit me up! <br> Looking forward to hearing from you! <br> <br> ]]>

<![CDATA[I am looking for someone to share conversation with. My wife has Terminal Kidney Failure <br> and has caused her to act and behave as a child. <br> I am looking for someone to talk with and maybe something more, time will tell. <br> I would like to talk with someone, maybe in their 40's, 50's or 60's. <br> Please contact me. I will reply to those who don't want Verification. <br> My head and my heart are right here. Believe it or not.]]>

<![CDATA[Hi,Im a white guy 6'4 200lbs browngray hair blue eyes 40 yrs old in great shape,im looking for a gal that would like to go for lunch or dinner or what not,im not looking anything serious so drop me a line and we can exchange pics......bye]]>

<![CDATA[This is a very special opportunity for a woman who appreciates a man who can can focus entirely on your relaxation and pleasure. I am a very attractive, single white male - highly educated, very articulate and extremely pleasing with my hands. I am available most evenings during the week and all weekend to take you on a most incredible journey of pleasure, relaxation and enlightenment. <br> <br> When you meet me you will be charmed by my handsome looks, bright smile and easy going personality - you will feel completely comfortable and relaxed in my presence. Allow my highly skilled hands to deliver the finest yoni massage you had ever experienced. Our time together will be focused completely on your relaxation and bliss. Your session will begin with a very thorough and relaxing full body massage. I proceed slowly, building your anticipation and longing. When you are ready, I turn my attention to the yoni, again taking the time to give you a full build up of pleasure. <br> <br> When we part you will have experienced a truly relaxing and totally sensual experience that you will want to repeat! <br> <br> I am very selective and only a few very special women will get to enjoy this opportunity. If you are serious about total relaxation and feeling blissfully content then contact me now so we can plan your session. I so look forward to our time together! <br> <br> Please note: Because I typically get a huge response to this offer, granted much of it spam, please make your email stand out by putting "TN Yoni" in the subject line. Thanks! ]]>

<![CDATA[So many men and women on here complain about the lies and deception from people they meet on here. Imagine if we could screen the repliers...see real and recent photo of face and body, see drivers license with real age, weight and height (verified), maybe a health card to verify no std's, a credit report and verified bank balance, proof of marital status..if married, if divorced-when and how many times, a criminal background check...not a registered sex offender or convicted felon. or mental patient. I think we should have a better chance with better information...knowlege is power. It would save alot of time and grief. Most of this info is public record...let's get together and help each other with HONEST information. I will if you will.]]>

<![CDATA[Hi, let me tell you a little about myself: first off I'm a 20 year old male, <br> I have a full time job (I work for the Sheriff's Office). <br> that being said I don't really have all that much free time to get out into the dating world. <br> I'm NOT looking for just sex, I would love to find a great girl for a long lasting relationship <br> I'm ready to settle down just a little bit. <br> When I do get out there I usually end up finding the worst ones, So I figured I would give this a shot! <br> <br> You may wonder what I'm looking for (these are just preferences they aren't must haves) <br> *Single <br> *White <br> *Female (obviously) <br> *Own Job <br> *Own Vehicle <br> ***Drama free*** <br> *Drug Free <br> *Not 30 years older than me and at least 18 <br> <br> If you are still reading this and you meet at least 3/4 of that list <br> please feel free to reply to me with 54321 in the subject line (so I know you are real), <br> If you have any other questions about me other than what I have listed here, <br> feel free to ask, I'm a pretty laid back/easy going person and I'm a pretty open book. <br> Hope to hear from you soon!! <br> <br> <br> <br> <br> ]]>

<![CDATA[1. I'm between 30 and 40 <br> 2. Peter Griffin makes me laugh <br> 3. I don't live in my parent's basement <br> 4. I have a dog <br> 5. Non-smoker <br> 6. Amazing tongue <br> 7. Creative <br> 8. Over 6 ft tall <br> 9. I once streaked down Broadway]]>

<![CDATA[All About Me: <br> I'm a 32 year old guy from Murfreesboro, TN! I've lived in TN about 95% of my life. I hate it, but am beginning to realize that I'm never going anywhere else! I have a nine year old little girl who is my everything. I do enjoy the movies, concerts, parks, etc. etc! I'm also into tattoo's and piercings. My main passion is music. I love all types of music. I've learned to live my life fairly drama free. I take everything with a grain of salt. I don't let anything get me down. Life's too short to stress or be pissed off so I just don't get that way! I'm really laid back. I love to cook. I'm pretty much a homebody. I'd much rather rent some movies, cook a nice dinner and cuddle up on the couch all night than go hang out at the clubs where it's loud and full of stupid drunk people! I consider myself to be one of the last few remaining hopeless romantics. I tend to be fairly old-fashioned about dating. I still believe in opening your door for you. I can't take you out without paying for everything. That's just not being gentlemanly. At a restaurant, I prefer to know everything you want to order down to the last detail so that I may order for the both of us. I'll bring you flowers for no reason just to say that I was thinking about you. I'll do something special to make you laugh when I know you've had a bad day. I've been single for seven months now. It sucks. Thing I miss the most about being in a relationship is just good ole companionship. I'm not perfect. I definitely have my flaws. I do try to be the best person I can though. I'm lonely. This is my attempt to correct that. Could I be the one for you? <br> <br> All About My Mate: <br> I'm looking for someone between the ages of 23 and 32. you should be laid-back and easy going. Just as happy to stay at home and hang out as you would be if you went to the club or bar. You should be at least somewhat intelligent, independant, and have a sense of humor. Looks aren't all that, but there does have to be some kind of attraction there. I'm not looking to rush into something serious or rush into the bedroom to have sex. Taking things slow is what I prefer. You should be able to appreciate me for me, be happy for me in good times or sad for me in bad times, and I could do the same for you. You shouldn't be afraid of communication but also know just when to be silent and comforting. You should be open-minded, not afraid of truly being yourself. You should have dreams for your future and not be afraid to do what it takes to bring those dreams to fruition. You could be my confidant, faithful and honest, just because thats the way you are. You should enjoy the small details, be able to stop and smell the roses. Am I really asking too much? Is my ideal mate just a fantasy? Is there a woman like this out there for me? Are you anywhere remotely close? <br> <br> PLEASE Send a picture with your reply!]]>

<![CDATA[Somewhat new to the area looking to get out and have some fun. Moved here for school and haven't made the effort to meet many people. I'd like to see what's out there but not looking to get serious quick. Don't be a smoker. Don't be controlling, it won't work. Be attractive and fit. Not supermodel style. I'm 5'10" around 170 lbs. Athletic build. Curly brown hair, blue eyes. <br> I'm honest and hope you are. I say what I think most of the time and it seems to work without stepping on too many toes. Looking to have some fun. Hopefully you are too. I'll send a pic if you do! I'll talk to you soon, maybe. <br> I'm not going to join your site to tell you i'm a real person so don't ask. i think thats crap. i got burned by it once before and refuse.]]>

<![CDATA[hi there <br> i am 37 i am greek educated i am very laid back love to travel and travel at every chance. <br> i am 5 9 br eyes and short cut black hair 170 <br> would love to meet up with women 26-41 for a dinner and a drink, may be a movie or just for an afternoon coffee <br> I am real please be real we had good warm few days now <br> hope to hear back from you <br> steve <br> ]]>

<![CDATA[Looking for a few sexy models ages 18-30 any race. MUST be open to making money. Camera shy is ok... Must be sexy and have a pic to send. Pay ranges from 100-900 a week. Send pic and put MODEL in the subject line]]>

<![CDATA[What a beautiful last few days it has been outside!!! I really want a girl to enjoy this weather with... I am not really one to post to a classifieds site, but the conventional ways just are not working. A little about me, I work in the Cool Springs area, love sports, like to enjoy a cold beer on a hot day, and love my mother with all my heart. No i will not tell you where i work until we talk for a while, No I dont have to watch sportscenter 20 times a day, No i am not an alcoholic, and NO i am not a mommas boy. Just some things i do enjoy. <br> <br> What I am looking for.... Well.. Thats the problem.. I am not really sure.... Female companionship? I am 22 and feel that this is a transition age.. My hardcore partying days are coming to an end and its time to grow up and find someone that I can spend alot of time getting to know and seeing where it goes.. So if this is what you are looking for and want to talk more.. please let me know.. I am an open book... ONCE YOU PROVE YOU ARE REAL!!! <br> <br> ]]>

<![CDATA[well to start off im 6 foot 4 white i weigh 176 athletic build , i love cars, i am a full time student, and im a mechanic. im not very picky wit women, but you must be intelligent, outgoing and attractive...after all im still human...i want to meet an older country girl...just email me your pic gets my pic...email me and we will see what happens thank you for your time.]]>

<![CDATA[Looking for Mrs. Robinson- <br> I am a smart, good looking guy seeking a woman to please. I am interested in a quid pro quo relationship. I need connections in order to get a good job. If you help me out, I'll help you out...]]>

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<![CDATA[Well anyways, I am starting to hate the CL ad's B*S*, I have found no one, I had a last post of " can you squirt?" Well NO ONE can tell me if they can or not, How hard is it to put a yes or no in your subject title...or to include a pic? and seriously can no ne tell me if they would like someone to fuck them so hard and so amazing that when that hit their final "o" that is is so amazing that they have no control over what is going on that they squirt all over me, even if you feel you are embarrassed to tell me, Please do, I am looking for someone to squirt on me, it makes getting mine well worth it.....and alot easier. Simple people, put a yes or no in your subject title and INCLUDE a pic, you want someone to fuck you as well as i will, then you shouldn't be afraid to know that I am a real person, I haven't been laid in months, and I could really appreciate somone's company that is female, and possibly longer.]]>

<![CDATA[Single white guy age 29 looking for a date that enjoys live rock music. I have 2 very good seats for the Foreigner concert next Tuesday at the Ryman. <br> Tell me something about yourself and attach a pic if you like, and i'll do the same. Thanks! <br> <br> ]]>

<![CDATA[So, this is kind of awkward, but here goes: <br> <br> I have some kinky likes. Nothing painful or humiliating, but the kind of things that are hard to find. I like a woman with large, natural breasts that lactate. I want to suck on them, play with them, and be with a woman that wants that. I like playing with feet, sucking on toes, but not dirty ones. Small feet especially. Occasionally, I like to roleplay to musicals whilst boning, with Rocky Horror Picture Show being a big one (and if you must know, I don't like to be Frank-n-furter, but most other characters work). I like giving a woman a bullet vibrator and then having her walk around in public with it on, inside her. I like having sex in public. So, to recap: <br> <br> If you like any of the following: <br> <br> Lactating/having a man suck you breasts, <br> footplay, <br> roleplay, <br> exhibitionism, <br> or any other things you have a personal interest in but cannot commonly find a man who will indulge you, I can help. This is not about finding a new friend, or a lasting relationship, though those things would be welcome if they occurred, just about two people willing to make each other happy. Your email gets my picture and details. <br> <br> *The lactation thing? That's the biggie right now. If you... qualify, please respond. <br> <br> *BDSM/watersports are not something i have tried much, but if you would want to work with me, i can be open-minded! <br> <br> *NO HOOKERS]]>

<![CDATA[goodman looking to date mybe more im 5/9 black hair hazel eyes white dont like games looking to find some one long term i just want to find love and hope to have a family one day thinks for your time joseph i gess there is no real woman on here]]>

<![CDATA[yes i realize i dont live in tn at the moment but im originally from manchester tn. I joined the army and now im in fort riley ks fixing to deploy but ill be coming home soon on leave and looking for someone i could hang out with dont get me wrong i love my family but since my parents are truck drivers and are only home on the weekend im hoping to meet someone that i could hang out with during the week go do somthing i cant just sit at home lol. about me im a mechanic in the army i work on tanks but really i work on everything lol ive been in for a lil over a year now fixing to get promoted soon. ummm i have no kids i hate drugs i drink every once in awhile but havent drank in a few months i dont have a car i own a motorcycle so hope you like riding lol and i have a 2003 yamaha R1 its not a cruiser i love to go fast lol what im looking for is basically anyone that can fit into a med leather jacket a medium helmet and small gloves lol and someone with a sense of humor and can take a joke seriously life is to short and i have better things to do than worry about every persons feelings towards me if ya dont like it then dont let the door hit ya were the good lord split ya. this ad makes no sense but if you get the jist of what im saying then hit me up and i cant stress enough im not looking for a f****buddy im looking for a FREIND so if you dont mind talking to a soldier then hit me up hopfully ill be home in a couple months im not always by my comp so if your not scared then you know what to do with this 7 eight 5 4 seven 7 5 nine 2 nine]]>

<![CDATA[Change in my life is welcomed. I learn more about myself everyday. I know that I am extremely passionate about my career and personal goals and that I try to keep balance in my life. Dating is definitely something that I need to make more time for thus I ran this ad. When not working, I enjoy going to the gym, and just about any activity outdoors. I have a college degree and travelled and acquired a great work and life experience. I love Nashville and cannot get enough of this great place to live. I have been very fortunate with life thus far. I know that I would love international travel. I'm not sure if its the adventure or the learning other cultures of the world we share with so many great people. Some more fortunate and many less fortunate. Travel always zero's me. I am extremely pleased with where I am today. I know I'm not looking for anything specific until of course I see it in front of me. One last thing about me that I know about myself is that I'm extremely laid back. Opportunities come by everyday however I'm extremely shy and reserved atleast with initiating the momentum. After that I'm extremely friendly. If you'd like to share some adventures with me, shoot me an email! <br> ]]>

<![CDATA[Well this is very simple. <br> Ill keep this short and easy. <br> <br> Im a great guy , that knows how to treat a woman. <br> Im Single <br> Mid 20’S <br> Good Looking (as in above average) <br> No Drama <br> Seeking a decent looking woman <br> And your pic gets mine. <br> So anyways…. <br> The part about me being good looking is very true… however I don’t want to put my pic on this. <br> Again yours gets mine.]]>

<![CDATA[Hello, how is it going? I am just trying to see what is out there. I am a very honest person. I care about people and if there is a way I could help someone I would. I am a former US Marine. I play the guitar and make my own music. I am 5'7 and 140lbs. I have only been in two relationships in the past 12 years. I don't cheat and I'm not a liar. I am still a shy person and soft spoken. I do know how and when to be serious. I just want someone that I can trust. I am tired of being the only one working on making things right in a relationship. Even though I haven't been in that many relationships I am very aware of how to keep one together if you cooperate with me. I'm talking about everything in general that a relationship would consist of. Sex is out of the picture with what I am talking about... Yes, I am a guy, but at the same time I know what is right and wrong. I have respect for everyone and I don't look at anyone that way. Anyway, if you are interested or may have some questions just reply and I will get to you. Reply as, "Hey Geramy My Name Is.... " so I know you are real. Thanks for taking the time to read this. Take care and have a great week <br> <br> P.S. Do Not Message Me If You Are Going To ReDirect Me To A Website That I Have To Sign Up For... I'm Serious]]>

<![CDATA[just want to find a lady to spend the free time i do get with im 27 blue eyes short hair a few tats and piercings if you want to hit me up please do so no pic no reply. your pic gets mine i aint just gonna put myself out there... also please be real no goddamn spamer bullshit....im very blunt also fair warning]]>

<![CDATA[I'm new to Nashville, I don't know many people here and it gets a little lonely. I just want a good girl by my side I can trust. I'll send a pic if you send me one. Hope to hear from you:)]]>

<![CDATA[Looking for older woman for sensual time. Massage? More? I find women sexier as they age. Your pic gets mine =) ]]>

<![CDATA[I am looking for a black woman who is interested in being with a decent looking white male. Black women are extremely attractive. If any of you are interested in being with a white male, please contact me. I am VERY good at giving massages and have a good, erotic touch! ]]>

<![CDATA[im aaron im 18 im 6 1 and skinny im tired of all these fake girls if ya real and ya want a real man then hit me up i got a full time job workin nights a pic gets a pic and if ya send a website in ya email ya will be deleted hit me up if interested]]>

<![CDATA[I am a SBM looking for an Asian female. I am 5'8", 155, professional thats looking for something serious. I've been single too long, really been focused on myself and career but ready to settle down. I enjoy many different things life has to offer, not many things I don't enjoy from a nice play to a walk in the park to enjoy nature to going out dancing, lol... we can definately get in to that more when you respond. <br> <br> If you are interested please respond with photo, stats and what you look for or expect out of a relationship. Please include "SAF" in the title so I'm able to recognize the spammers. We will chat from there to see if there is a connection. ]]>

<![CDATA[I'm looking for a woman who wants to kiss and hug, and who wants sweet whispers. <br> Type "friend" in the subject line and we'll go from there. Pretty simple. Let's get <br> to know one another. Is this missing from your life? I am a gentleman at all times.]]>

<![CDATA[im 24, in the army, and love to hang around all sorts of people.. im 5'11, 176 lbs, brown hair, blue eyes.. love to do anything you do.. im not gay nor am i bi... so no dudes please]]>

<![CDATA[I'm 6'1, 185, light brown hair, blue eyes. I'm looking for a lady who needs more passion in her life and who needs to be discreet. I am a gentleman who can be a bad boy from time to time. If you need a man, who can make your life exciting, let's talk. Your privacy will always be respected.]]>

<![CDATA[Yes you read it right! I don't want a relationship right now at all unless something really goes great! I want to spoil the mess out of a nice lady that knows how to treat an attractive man that has no money issues!! I don't look or act my age. I love doing about anything. But understand, I will not be used.. But i will take care of your needs and some of your wants. Write back to me and then we can exchange numbers or emails.. Please send me a pic if you will. I am not looking for a lady is huge. Looks are important!! You don't have to be beautiful.. Attractive with a nice smile means alot.. I'm waiting. Also i am not a crazy weirdo. I am a pretty well known person in the sports world and want to keep everything quiet! Take care.. Gary]]>

<![CDATA[I now have an extra ticket to the MUSE / SILVERSUN PICKUPS show at the Bridgestone Arena on Monday night, 3/15. I am looking for an attractive young lady to take to the show. Somebody who is cool, laid back, wants to have a couple drinks, enjoy a great show and have a good time. I won't respond unless you send a picture. Nobody over 30. Preferably 18-25 years old. It should be a great time!]]>

<![CDATA[Hey ladies - I work from home and get bored - it'd be great to find someone to exchange fun and flirtatious emails with throughout the day. I'm good looking, witty and told I'm a great writer. Seeking same. <br> <br> Surprise me!]]>

<![CDATA[I'm a fun guy looking for a fun time. Would love to get to know a great girl who likes to have a great time. I'm a 21 year old college student, I'm 5 ft 9 stocky with dirty blonde hair and blue eyes. Email me a pic and I'll send you one. I just want to get to know you and see what happens. <br> ]]>

<![CDATA[attractive american male living near cabo san lucas mexico seekign a thin white female aged 18-35 to relocate with me <br> send a pic and info]]>

<![CDATA[I am a very shy 25 y/o guy, who is uncomfortable with my body. I know this is crazy but I am wanting someone to swap pics or talk to to help me get over this. If you can help let me know, thanks]]>

<![CDATA[happliy married man here but wife dont do sex i am a male that is 5/10 240lbs looking for a freind email me if u can help very clean and nice guy here u be too]]>

<![CDATA[I'd like to meet someone who will challenge me - make me laugh! Someone fun, smart. Curious! Substantive. Honest. Forthright. Sincere. Sweet! Stubborn? Themselves. <br> <br> I wrote the pamphlet on ironic satire. When not dropping or bumping into things, I move with serious efficiency. I'm not sure if I'm talented or simply just capable. <br> <br> I make lists! I do stuff. I have difficulty throwing out printed materials. 'Luck' is one of my skills. I occasionally cannot remember certain irregular verbs. I sometimes buy a nice journal and hesitate to write in it, not wanting to tarnish its pristine condition. Or maybe it's that I simply like the possibilities of a blank page. <br> <br> I'm not materialistic. Things are just that. But, I will admit that some of them are pretty d*mn fun. Experiences last forever. They shape you and define you...not stuff. And in the end, the relationships you've built are what determine your wealth. That being said, I'm a sucker for the right pair o' shoes. <br> <br> I'm usually trying to make you laugh, playful but serious when called for. Life is fun. I'd like to finally meet someone who understands what giving in a relationship means. Communication is key. <br> <br> I've done a good many things so far; I've worked in commercial photography, played and toured in a band on the side for six years, traveled abroad and all across the US several times. What I've learned is that I've hardly done a thing. The world is a big place and I intend on seeing as much of it as I can. Yay, "culture"! Things are always better when you can look at the person next to you and communicate without saying a word... <br> <br> Living a healthy and active life is very important to me. Exercise! That being said, I'm very laid back about it. <br> <br> I'm curious and like to be around curious people - those who, if they don't know, like to find out. Ask questions. Pose questions. <br> <br> I love music - performing, watching and listening. I love film. And films! Design. Visual stuff. Tactile stuff. Good lighting. <br> <br> Love to dress up. PLAY dress up? Love to get dirty. Love to get clean. <br> <br> I'm a father to a 3 year old boy - and I love it. I didn't know what love was until he came along...and it's something extraordinary.]]>

<![CDATA[Yep - I'm serious. $500 - if you're young and hot (you know if you are), then you can win a $500 prize today. Email me with a pic and any questions you have. Best looking young woman to email me and meet up for a couple of hours wins. ]]>

<![CDATA[You like multiple Orgasms? I'd like to help. <br> <br> Well if you do. I want to come over and eat/lick that soon to be sweet swollen juicy dripping wet pussy. I would love to be the guy to cum over and get too lick, suck, finger & rub that erect clit. Suck that clit deep and hard into my mouth. Looking deep into my eyes as I start to really get that pussy so so wet... Feeling your wet warm juicy pussy as I slide my fingers in... I think you get the idea. <br> <br> I love all sizes and shapes of hot horny women. Older is better, please be over 40. Be sure and put juicy in your reply or I'll delete the spam coming thru. <br> ]]>

<![CDATA[No special plans for this coming weekend. Would like to meet someone special in life, with similar interest as myself. I'm 43 and told i still look Great ! I'm 5'9", 160 lbs, brown hair and eyes, and naturally fit. Looking for single, seperated, or divorced, 31-39, and someone that is comfortable with who they are in life. Light smokers/drinkers OK but NO druggies or drunks, sorry. I do have more pics and the rest, so remember to respond with yours and something about yourself so you don't get deleted. No guys or pic traders. Look forward to hearing from you and hope there is something real out there, just like me. Have a nice day !]]>

<![CDATA[Because they itch. Anyway, anyone looking to do anything tonight? Ideas I have... <br> <br> Bowling (wii or real) <br> Massage Trade <br> Body Paint <br> Candy Eating Contest <br> Film a Video for YouTube <br> Family Guy Marathon <br> Wine Tasting <br> <br> Open to other ideas too.]]>