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<![CDATA[Hello. I am looking around for a buddy (female) to pal around with during my stay here for the next few days. I would like to visit Emeril's or maybe the sushi bar on Sunday. We could also sneak out to the pool after hours to stargaze. If you want to know more about me, google " DWN2DV8 ". That should bring up my Myspace page. Have fun! ]]>

<![CDATA[this is weird..so i'll try it out...becuase I'm weird...I'm originally from san jose, costa rica..single..29 years young! which means I'm old since I say that! I'm silly but serious..which makes me seriously silly! we can talk if you want?? and see what happens..I'm christian..and that's my passion..I live for God and spreading the gospel..nothing else worth living for...everything else is vain! I love soccer and film..i'm an aspiring film director..I currently work at a christian tv station..www.tv45.org "the Good Life Station" that's all i can think of for now..don't wanna ramble..God bless.]]>

<![CDATA[Humans are getting dull. I'm up for anything else. Aliens, Fay, Vampires, Bunnies, what's out there? Enquireing minds want to know. I want to know.]]>

<![CDATA[Hey there...I am a busy professional who occasionally visits Orlando on the weekends. If you are interested in nightlife, movies, dining out, or anything fitness related, let me know. Shoot me your pic and lets meet. ]]>

<![CDATA[lookin for a girl who is caring and beautiful. I love brunettes so if you are one that's a plus, if you are latin even better or Russian even better. me: good looking proffesional male in good shape and well groomed that has his head on straight. I would like to find someone to spend time with. I'm in sales so I work a lot, please take that into consideration. I love to have fun and go out to dinner, downtown and such. you: i'm very picky so please send picture and I will do the same. lookinng for a girl who is in good shape, you don't have to have abs of steel, but I would like. if youre interested send me a email with a picand I will do the same. I would like to be attracted to you and I'm sure you feel the same way. ]]>

<![CDATA[wanna meet some one who i get along with am prty nice guy have a job car and my own place would love to take some one out tonight maybe get some thing to eat or go to a bar up to who ever emails me back am down for any thing. am the one on the right in pic with blue on]]>

<![CDATA[I would love to meet a single, normal, honest, beautiful, sexy, intelligent, lady between the ages of 35-45+/- who is looking for a nice, honest, professional, career oriented gentleman to share the rest of her life with. I am a pretty easy going no drama, decent kind of guy, who is looking for an easy going no drama kind of girl. I turned 49 in February but my friends and others say I look a lot younger. I am tall, with slim to average build. I own my own home, two cars, and have a full time professional career that I love, but I am just tired of coming home to an empty house and cooking for one. It is not that I need someone in my life, I get along fine on my own, it is just that it would be really nice to share the numerous day to day things that go on in this fairly small world with someone else. I do not have any children or any other kind of “baggage” (not that children are baggage, I just do not have any). I would prefer to meet a nice lady who also does not have children. I like to travel when given the chance and I have someone to travel with. I love Paris, New York, San Fran. I would love to get to Hawaii and Australia some day. I like to play golf with the guys on the weekend and I enjoy bowling on a league during the week. Please reply with a picture of you if you are the least bit interested, and I will send a picture of me with my reply. I do not want to post a picture in order to keep some privacy, but send me an email telling me a little about you along with a picture and I will reply in kind. You never know, this could be the start of something great for the both of us. Thanks, good luck, and I hope that you find what you are looking for too! ]]>

<![CDATA[Thought I'd give this a try. I'm a video game geek and movie nerd. I also make semi-frequent trips to comic book shops and I'm getting into photography. Some bands I listen to are Stars, The Beatles, The Postal Service, and Explosions in the Sky. Some of my fave movies are The Royal Tenenbaums, Shaun of the Dead, and Young Frankenstein. I have a myspace/facebook. :] ]]>

<![CDATA[Let me know cause im looking for something to do,send a pic first.Ight take care now.This isn't spam im real lol]]>

<![CDATA[I love russian ladies. They are so pretty. I wish to meet a nice pretty russian lady for friendshipfirst, then we see where it gores from there. Please tell me about yourself and include a picture. I will do the same.]]>

<![CDATA[Japanese ladies intrigue me. I wish to meet a nice japanese lady for friendship and possibly more. Please write and tell me about yourself and include a picture. I will answer all with same.]]>

<![CDATA[I would like to meet a chinese lady for company. Friends first then we go from there. Please write and tell me about yourself and also include picture. I will return the same. ]]>

<![CDATA[I am 52. NS, ND, and drug free. I am honest, kind, and caring. I am divorced and 2 children that dont live with me. I am lonely. I am looking for an Asian woman for to marry, Asian ladies intrigue me. If you are interested, then write me and I will reply. Please include a photo and I will respond with my picture. ]]>

<![CDATA[Hi, I just moved from NYC and I'm on here to see if I can meet any interesting friends. Most of the women I met since I've been down here have fell short of my expectations, so if you feel that you can spark my interest, drop me a line..]]>

<![CDATA[Hi, I am feeling a little lonely tonight, and am seeking the company of an attractive young lady for a casual fling this evening. Please include a picture in your response if you're interested. ]]>

<![CDATA[Glass half full? Do you have a great smile and love to let it show? Walk on the sunny side of the street? Adventurous? Do you like to work out and are fit? At least take good care of yourself? Do you like to try new restaurants? Is sitting outside having cocktails an acceptable way to spend an evening? Are you funny and like to laugh? Are you a good conversationalist? Do you have an appreciation for the English language? Well educated? Like your job? Do you like rock climbing? Would you like to try? What about racquetball? Are you between say 25 and 42? Age, race, etc doesn't really matter. If so I'd love to meet you. I am 6'1", 200 lbs, athletic and toned, dirty blonde, hazel eyes. I am funny, sarcastic, and intelligent. I have a good job that I like most of the time, enjoy a wide variety of activities and am open to try new ones! I like to travel and be outside. I like funny movies (Will Farrell, Ben Stiller, Mike Myers, etc) and I also enjoy foreign films. I am trying to read more (can you recommend a good book?) I speak French. I enjoy going to the beach, but I prefer to jump the waves than lay on the beach reading and getting tan. I can eat Mexican food everyday! I also enjoy sports, watching and playing. My music taste is eclectic (I am sure some of it you will hate, lol). Hmmmmmmmmmmmm...this is pretty random. I guess that'll do for now. I am not necessarily looking for a hook-up, but wouldn't say no if we clicked. Just looking to meet some one fun and see where things go. Your pic gets mine. ]]>

<![CDATA[Looking for that someone special. I will be moving to Orlando or Lakeland soon and would love to find that someone special that is looking to settle down and maybe start a family. I am work in the healthcare feild and I am a pilot for fun. I am caring loyal hardworking funny fun spicy and loving...I am seeking the same. I have no kids never married. I have prenty of real pictures I can send you if you are interested...I thought this pictures was cool..hope to hear from you]]>

<![CDATA[Hi my name is Paul I am 5'8" ,blonde hair blue eyes ,single and alone if you want a boyfriend or lover or even someone to talk togive me a shot.I love to read watch movies play games . I work in a machine shop as a TIG welder. ]]>

<![CDATA[Fun young male, white, 6.0 tall, slim body, 45 years old, looking for a young openminded girl age 18 to 35 to pamper, spoil, care for, talk to, have as a friend , romance, explore fantasies and fetiches with and more. Only reply if serious and have pics to share. ]]>

<![CDATA[hi im patrick and im in orlando working right now and im looking for some one to show me around and to have some fun with im a kick ass white boy i do drink but not much i smoke and love tattoos now if you are a kick ass girl please drop me a line with a pic and we can hook up and please no droma im looking to meet a real person thank you patrick]]>

<![CDATA[Married man with web cam seeks female with same to play tonight. Must be at least 18. Your pics/stats get mine. ]]>

<![CDATA[If this guy is so honest, why is he always saying he's new here or new to Florida. The guy has been posting here for two years!]]>

<![CDATA[looking for a stay home mom or wife for afternoon fun today. in east orlando. i can host. im a clean and friendly white male new to the area that could use a little fun lets meet today. PLEASE SEND PIC WITH REPLY FOR RESPONCE.im a private person and respect yor privacy. no men,fakes,links or spam ]]>

<![CDATA[The keys to a lasting relationship are honesty, friendship & good communication I am honest to a fault.I do not play games. Like to take spontaneous weekend trips. Like to do outdoor activities and looking for the same as a match. Love to read books. Looking for someone to hang with and have some fun. I still believe there is that one person out there that you're meant to be with & you'll know it when you meet her.I know how to love and I truly believe that if you are going to do something... give 100% and have fun.I love to laugh and have a passion for life. If you ask, my friends would say I'm crazy, funny, stubborn, but a best friend.I believe in romance, BOY DO I BELIEVE in it. I hope that somewhere out there is my soul-mate. I also believe that along with chemistry, relationships take work. I am looking for a woman who can become my best friend, evolve into a lover and a life-long partner. Personality is key for me but there has to be physical attraction as well. I'm very selective on who I choose to date. If you feel you have the qualities I'm looking for, please email me. My pictures are recent, and please have pictures if you do contact me. I'm 6'3 and weigh around 215, and I'm a smoker and I have a few tattoos... I have no kids and wish to keep it that way, but if you have kids I'm cool with that. and yes I am single and you must be too and my name is Larry, ( plus I'm 420 friendly ) hope to hear from you... ]]>

<![CDATA[SWM LOOKING FOR A LTR WITH AN ASIAN FEMALE.I AM A 48Y/OMALE,BLONDE HAIR,BLUE EYES,5-9,170#S.I LIVE IN SARASOTABUT WILL BE MOVING TO ORLANDO AT THE END OF AUGUST.I WILLBE IN TOWN MEMORIAL WEEKEND TO VISIT FAMILY.SOME OF MYINTERESTS ARE BIKING,TENNIS GOLF,MOVIES,THEME PARKS,WEEKEND GETAWAYS AND OTHER ACTIVITIES TO NUMEROUS TO MENTION.MOST IMPORTANTLY ANYTHING YOU LIKE DOING JUST TO SEE YOU SMILE AND HAVING A GOOD TIME.]]>

<![CDATA[If you're like me, you work, work, work, you have your career and your family, tons of stress, and no time for yourself. You love your better half, but you're missing the excitement of feeling attractive and desirable. I'm there too. The idea of an afair sounds dangerous yet you know there is something about a special friendship that you'd really like. Here's a possibility. No bars, no hotels, but we start with coffee in the morning. We become friends. We talk and we listen to each other. We flirt a little bit. And maybe, if the attraction (intellectual as well as physical) is there, we maybe add a dynamic to our life that we hopefully can both manage. Does that make sense? Is it possible?]]>

<![CDATA[HELLO I'M 6'-2" 200 VERY ATHLETIC LIKES TENNIS-SURFING-GYM AND RIDING MY SPORT BIKE.LOOKING FOR A ANY RACE FEMALE WITH SIMILAR INTERESTS 30-40.*******PLEASE NO X RATED OR CAM GIRL RESPONSES*********REAL***** PERSON WANTING A ***REAL**** PERSON NO GAMES***** PICTURE AND SOME INFORMATION GETS MY PICTURE THANKS ]]>

<![CDATA[About 6 months ago I got out of a really bad relationship and have been ignoring the opposite sex ever since, trying to get my life back together. Finally I am ready! I'm 20 years old i'm at UCF right now studying Mathematics and working at a restaurant. As I said in the title i'm Greek, and did live there for a number of years and speak the language fluently. I'm a big guy! the best way i can characterize myself as from what other people have told me is that I fit the tall dark and handsome catergory I'm 6'3 i have dark brown eyes, and fairly tan skin. I have 2 large tattoos one on each of my arms and i have a smaller one on my left forearm. I listen to all kinds of music but tend to stay more towards rock and punk than anything else. I drive a convertible and love to go to the beach with the top down! I can juggle, solve a rubik's cube and many other useless talents that insure that you will never be bored! My type of woman.. well I don't really have a type at all I know all guys say that so that they don't turn somene down or anything but I really don't. if you're attractive, and your personality is sparkling there will be no problem. The only thing I will say is that i gravitate more towards brunettes, but Blondes and redheads are very welcome!!! I'm an athletic guy, and I love to be outside, I equally love going to the movies though, and this summer is the summer for blockbusters! and i need someone to accompany me so that we can talk about them afterwards! I feel like i have written a crapload so i'm going to cut it off here. thanks for reading this novella! ]]>

<![CDATA[Nice guy from Jersey in town May 19-21 looking for a new home. Relocating for work and I would love to meet someone who would like to show me the area, have dinner and get to know each other. I am moving permanently to the area in July. I would like to meet someone smart with a good sense of humor who likes to have fun!]]>

<![CDATA[ hey there ur crazy libra just got here lol i just moved down from up north to alt springs to a nice place great career only missing the one thing in life now comfort and fun any takers check out my pics on my space email new fl guy 76 at yahoo .com sorry at work dont have internet at home yet just got here lol ]]>

<![CDATA[HI there, I am 48 6ft 205 in shape. Have a steady job, love to joke around and always has a smile on my face. I am looking for someone who loves to have fun and enjoys the simple things. I have a picture to share so if you are interested please write back.]]>

<![CDATA[Are you happily married, not wanting to change anything but you are missing the passion and romance from your husband.. the trill of a sexual encounter... Having a risky 1 night stand, is 'not' your desire.. Discretion, saftey and honesty are extermely important to you, than thank you for reading on. I have been married nearly 20 years, have 2 beautiful kids (grown), 1st and 2nd year of college.. 3 years into the marriage, a divorce was considered (it was entirely my fault).. I deceided to stick with it, I did have kids and responsibilities, maybe my feelings would change... I believe during this time I was a good husband and father... never cheated on her, and to this day I love my wife as a person and mother of my children very much.. To say the spark is gone, would be an understatement along with any passion. I am not sexually deprived.. and I choose not to leave but I want more.. Yes we have had all the conversations, looked at all the options.. I know the "men seeking women" might not exactly be the correct place, but I am looking for something long term with 1 special lady in a simular situation. If you consider yourself a "fun" girl, but wanting more attention, pleasures that bring back the trills, fantacys that are unrealized at home... just like me.. plus you want a great friend. Please read on.. About me, well you won't be disappointed, either in our conversations, special little surprises, my appearence or your satisfaction in the bedroom. I am a professional, my first priority has "not" been me, but I need to change... If you feel you are at this place with your life and want attention, pampering, a great male friend that will listen to you... plus you want very safe, no drama or stress plus personal sexual satisfaction... then I look forward to your response... To say looks, age or general appearence are not important would not be truthful but what appeals is a matter of personal preference: respond if this fits you and then we'll go from there. I promise you if there is no chemistry I will not use you. I consider myself a giver not a taker. If you smoke that is ok.. but again what is important to me is the chemistry, we must click. Tell me about yourself, what part of town you live in, if you work what do you do, how many children and why are you responding.. we can exchange pictures. I am white, 40, 6' and 190 with a flexible schedule.. independent, exteremly caring, inventive and intelligent... I am loyal, a great best friend and you can trust me... I'm a passionate romantic guy, love kissing and cuddling.. attractive on the inside and out, been told cute, handsome, sexy (you deceide)... non smoker and d/d free... I love coffee in the morning and delight in the afternoon.. most important is I am fun and will make you laugh... I do not make judgements and you will feel very relaxed and comfortable... thank you for taking your time.. If you deceide to respond, lets not take a month to meet for lunch... And don't tease me with a few emails, with cute words! Here is what I want..a picture or great discription.. IM or cell call, you can block your call.. then w/in a week meet for coffee/lunch.. there we can see if there is any chemistry... I don't expect to meet in a hotel room the 1st time we meet and maybe not the even the second... please don't contact me just to get a thrill from a email or if you are not sure if you are ready... Is that fair? Remember I didn't do anything bad to you!! Thank you for your time and thoughts. ]]>

<![CDATA[ Hi. I recently moved to Haines City and would like to meet a nice lady to share local adventures. I am 48, thin, fit, blond / blue. Ex-NYer in Fla for 25 years and love it here. Thank you. Rich. ps- I can send a pic. ]]>

<![CDATA[ Im single stable honest caring person. Self employed..single dad.. new in Florida. Non drink/smoke/swear or fight Love the parks movies having fun and spending time together. Could have a nice dinner/bowl/minigolf/movies/walk If you have questions please ask. Send to heyjim813 at yahoo Never hurts to communicate. Hope to hear from you :)]]>

<![CDATA[Hello! smart business man! puertorican, looking for a special friend to hangout with when I get there, right now living in newyork city moving to florida in august, looking to open a business there. looking for a nice girl to hang out with who can be a friend and much more, must be fun, romantic, creative, love's to make money, love's to cook, and be a family person in general. I have a house in lakemary florida to share my love with. I have a daughter 7 years old and looking to have one more in the near future, I have a pool and big yard for outdoor activities, for family gathering and more, business person would be great but not important, full figure women a must. please send two bodyshot picture's from head to toe. If your looking for a long term relationship i'am your guy. ]]>

<![CDATA[Hello potential mate/future friend/creepy man checking out my ad, I'm a writer/photographer/visionary (aren't we all?) in Orlando doing pretty well for myself. I own my own car, condo, and Scientologist named Dirk. He tends to get out of line once in a while, to which I respond, "Hey Dirk, stop being a jerk." He usually laughs hysterically for a half an hour, then becomes silent and sits in the dark. A fun night for me would be kicking a cop in the knee and telling him there was a fly on it. After a vicious beatdown by several officers, I would proceed to take them out for a round of drinks, only to sneak out of the bathroom window to leave them with the bill (serves them right for beating me) (though I did have it coming). Besides that, I like writing, photography, going out to places like piano bars, improv, and teaching. I know it's odd to have my profession be my interests, but I truly love my work. It's not everyday you get to do what you love for a living, n'est pas? (I think that's French for "the sea captain") I recently took up cooking, and I find that to be a hootenanny of sorts. Don't know why I used the word hootenanny. But it seemed like it fit at the time. I love movies and I tend to re-watch lots of them, even though I have a pretty extensive collection. Not that I'm saying that to show off, because I hear it's not an attractive trait. However, if you do find that to be an attractive trait, then I meant it to come off brash and cocky. Because I'm a rebel and I don't follow the roles. That's right. I just misspelled rules. Because that's how much a rebel I am. Now the most dreaded part of my e-mail: my list of rejections. Last time I wrote it I made it far too detailed, causing an uproar in angry responses. Mostly from the same person. But that's another story. So, what I am looking for is someone who is: 1.) Nice 2.) Can carry a conversation (real conversation, as in actual dialogue, not me asking questions about you all night) 3.) Likes Spontaneity 4.) Is open minded (that's a big one) 5.) Okay with smacking unruly children (not that I promote child abuse, but sometimes they deserve it) Here is what I don't want: 1.) Men: We can be friends. Just not boyfriends. 2.) Sandwiches dressed up as women: That was a long night. 3.) (First serious one) Children: I love kids and I've taught for 10 years. However, I'm not ready to be able to enter a relationship where they are involved. 4.) Long distance relationships: the farther you are from Orlando-ish area, the harder it's going to be. 5.) Women who don't shower: Because... ewww. What's my goal here? To entertain you, the reader. Maybe even to find a new friend. I've been told by a few admirers that they've seen my kitty around before and they are always entertained by my ads. I do it for the attention. I don't always get to respond back, because of sheer volume of e-mails and the fact that working tends to get in the way of everything, but drop me a line if you were entertained, even just to say hi. Who knows? You might win ONE MILLION DOLLARS! Which nowadays will get you a Big Mac. And small fries. Send a picture/myspace to get one back!]]>

<![CDATA[ SEEKING ONE INSANE HIPPIE SISTER FOR INTERGALACTIC AMUSEMENT , LAST MINUTE ROADTRIPS, DRUM CIRCLES , TANTRIC HEALING, AND A LIFETIME OF DEVOTION. KIDS AND DOGS ARE A MUST...EMAIL FOR MORE DETAILS]]>

<![CDATA[My marriage has been going down hill for a year, looking for a women around the same age going thru the same thing to talk with & maybe more once we get to know each other. I'm easy on the eyes, & love life & would like to share with someone who is easy going & likes to have fun If interested please reply. ]]>

<![CDATA[louis 5'11''/ 180 lbs/ short black hair/ brown eyes/ puerto rican./down2earth/great sense of humor/works hard/plays hard ....enjoys life to the fullest..Looking for a ladies to enjoy life with...love the out doors/beaches/lakes..i take care of myself so should she.. buying a harley davidson road king in 2 weeks ....lets ride out..... ]]>

<![CDATA[My Intent is to Respectfully Communicate With You. Then Decide 2gether for me to Move2You and Build Fluetry! I'm a Non Compelling, WholeFoods, 5'11, 185 lbs, Dramma,Drug,Disease,Alcohol Crime Free Usa BlackBrothaa! I'm Kind of Boujieee and I Would Just Love to have the Femininity of Just One Woman as described Above Whom We Can Build In a Long Term Committed,Connected,Compassionate Life With Oneanother, In Florida. Now In Order to Do So I Need a Respectfull Down2EarthSlenderSistaa 2 Respond to see if We Can Do So With Floetry! Ps. You Should Be Willing To Converse over the Ringy Thingy and are Verifiable.The Pictures are Expressions of What I Desire On and Off Canvas, and Yes the sole Picture is Me, I'll Send a Close-up of Me Including My Shaven Head That Needs a Woman to Shave, providing Your Initial Response Includes a Number and Picture, No Indecent Pictures Please, I Prefer a Sistaa Whose Honor is In Tacted. And Please be One Who Smilesssssssssss and Understand I'm Serious and Just Trying To Start Where I Would Like to be, In A Hammoch and In Love In Florida Building 2gether Progressively, 2headsRbetter2gether. Peace! ]]>

<![CDATA[I have been very lonely lately and am looking for someone to get to know and have some fun with. I am 5'11, skinny, green eyes and brown hair. I love film and filmmaking, music (the smiths, joy division, american analog set...) I can't forget to mention that I'm Vegan, but it doesn't matter if you aren't. I'm also sensitive and caring, into the arty types. I must mention that I am moving to Brooklyn, NY in July and not looking for anything too serious. I want to cuddle. If you're up to it send me an email, your pic gets a better one of me.]]>

<![CDATA[If you don't mind to meet for a dinner, or just a drink, I would gracefully accept your company. I am WM, 6'4" about 255 lb average looking, normal male. Would appreciate the same... Your age is not important. Thank you.]]>

<![CDATA[I would want to be the storm that covers your body. Showering you with love and affection, washing away all the stress from the day, refreshing your very being. If a kiss were a raindrop, I would always be there for you, covering you with my passion. Ok, that's a little insight into me. If I might have caught your eye, please get in touch. We can take the normal steps with getting to know each other. Who knows, a friendly "hello" just might lead to forever.]]>

<![CDATA[THANK YOU FOR LOOKING ME UP. IM 6'2" 170LBS. IM A FATHER WITH NO BABY MOMA DRAMA ALSO IM A HARD WORKING SINGLE MAN TRYING TO CONTACT MISS RIGHT LOOKING FOR A GOOD FRIEND THAT IS WILLING TO TALK AND HOLD POSITIVE CONVERSATIONS. WITH THE POSSIBILITIES OF A RELATIONSHIP IF THIS FITS YOUR EXPECTATIONS AND YOU CAN EXCEPT A MAN WITH A CHILD GET AT ME YOU WILL UNDERSTAND ME BETTER AFTER WE TALK. IM WAITING remember LET GO & LET GOD]]>

<![CDATA[hello im James 28, looking 4 single gal who like to hangout. i like going to movies, clubing, dont smoke, have a few beers...down to earth personality. i dont have time for dramas please. What else?? i do working out, have no kids so pretty much im ready for anything. U must be fun, outgoing, open minded and again no baby mama dramas if you know what i mean. thank you ladys 4 lookin']]>

<![CDATA[I am a 37/single, white male from Lake mary/sanford area looking to go out this sunday night 5/18 for dinner/movies/drinks? Just want someone to hang out with and have a good time. No pressure, BS, or headgames! Interested? Will trade pic for pic.]]>

<![CDATA[Well im 23 and i go to school. I love movies, music going to shows and maybe going to a bar now and then. Im 5'9 about 260 lbs yeah im a big guy o well. Im lookig for some body around 18 to 30 with a great personality. Looks I usual like smaller girls but personality really matters to me. Anyways drop me a lne if im your man.]]>

<![CDATA[ I don't care about age, religion, ethnicity or such other peripheral stuff. Just looking for someone who has a brain that I can communicate with and is not large/BBW/thick/voluptuous/curvy or any of those other euphemisms for overweight. WAYYYYY too many of those on here. I much prefer slender ladies, boyish, skinny or petite figures are fine with me. I am not picky about cup size. Just be healthy, fit, erotic, available and interested in an ongoing relationship. No one night stands or pros <sigh>. It would be nice if you could hold up your end of an intelligent conversation too. ]]>

<![CDATA[good looking wht pro male seeks a black female 24-44 for friendship ,dating and a ltr.kids ok.if you have any. i love them.no children here but want or willing to have.be serious send me some info and i will send you more.]]>

<![CDATA[In being honest... I'm hoping to meet one steady young lady, to "be with" on a regular basis. Please be honest and have a Madonna-type of attitude towards sex, freedom, and fun. Understand that I'm not looking for JUST sex. I consider myself to be intelligent and a good conversationalist. To that special lady, I look forward to hearing from you. Include pics/ht., wt., & age in emails. ]]>

<![CDATA[35 single, 5'11" 240, handsome, and bored out of my mind during the nights. With extended family and looking for company --preferably witty, smart, and cute to sit with at the bar and make fun people walking by. Im staying at Coronado Springs in Disney til Sunday.]]>

<![CDATA[<center>I am single 23 years old will be 24 in June. I am 5'11 280 lbs w/ Short light brown/blondish hair that I spike up. I go to the gym 3 days a week trying to lose weight. I am a bigger guy. I like to relax with a drink or 2 every now & then. I like to play video games Wii / PC. I have 2 roommates. I have no pets but I do like cats & small dogs. I tend to have a sarcastic sense of humor. I like to cook and have been told that I cook well and make tasty food. I am currently trying to cook & eat as healthy as possible. <spacer> "The clouds will part and the sky cracks open and God himself will reach his fucking arm threw just to push you down just to hold you down." -T. Reznor <spacer></center>]]>

<![CDATA[Just having some fun on here...seeing who's around. Send me a pic and what you're about. I am a nice professional guy that makes a good living. Having some fun,,how about you??]]>

<![CDATA[I am a guy who likes to have a good time.I work but I like to party as well. I am looking for a woman for a lasting relationship.We can be friends first and see if we make a connection and then go from there.I have never been married and do not have any children but I do like kids.Family outings ok. Like dogs.I look tough but I am really a good loving careing guy.If I sound like your guy please lets get in touch.]]>

<![CDATA[I'm looking for someone who is fun, outgoing, and loves the outdoors. I would prefer in-shape, comical, and easy on the eyes. Since I'm 31 I'd like it if you were not over 35 - sorry it's just a preference. I'm good looking and almost 5'10". I have brown hair and light eyes and am a lot of fun. I have high energy but I'm not spastic. Answer these questions for me and spark my interest..... 1. kiss or cuddle 2. popcorn or peanuts 3. tv or hbo 4. hell's kitchen or idol 5. airplane or drive 6. boxers or briefs 7. cash or check 8. flip flops or sandals 9. morning or evening Hope to hear from you soon and feel free to tell me more.]]>

<![CDATA[You read the title if interested hit me back. Have pics to trade. Not looking for endless emails. Serious only please. Over 21 and under 40. i'm on yahoo at "tonyguess85" send me an instant message or email me and lets both hit the big O!]]>

<![CDATA[ Anyone up for Disney? Dinner? Chat? EMAIL??? I am a sweet honest devoted single guy who is looking to share life and love. Maybe someone out there wants the same. Wont find a more nice or devoted guy... very affectionate loving type. I have a nice home and stable life. Christian values but not holier than thou type. Like to be active and have fun. Love the parks, movies dining, golf, travel some. I do not drink/smoke/swear. Never cheated ..Never will. Available for keeps :) Please contact me and we can communicate to see if we are compatible and want the same things out of life. If you dont try you wont know. No harm in emailing to find out right? Hope to hear from you.. :) Contact me at heyjim813 at yahoo .. chat or email. I also have a cam if you like to see.]]>

<![CDATA[I'm a restless 27 year old male who is in the mood to meet someone new tonight. I'd like to go shoot some pool and/or have a couple of beers or drinks with someone but I'm pretty open minded on anything else. More than anything, I want to get out and do something with someone new and decent. I have a myspace with pictures up at myspace.com/bizort if you're curious as to what I look like. Shoot me an e-mail and let's go do something.]]>

<![CDATA[Educated, self-employed professional and passionate man looking for someone that longs to be submissive and needs a strong hand to guide them--someone that won't say 'no' to my desires and loves(lives) to fill my needs. I have a big imagination and need someone very open-minded and wanting to explore to make me happy.]]>

<![CDATA[I am 19 years old and i am a full time student i am new to orlando and am looking for friends girlfriend something. I am intelligent, kind, and some people say i am funny but that could just be because they are boring. Let me know if you are interested.]]>

<![CDATA[OK... been here, done that. I say I dont like or want games, but here I am again. Can't you just be a regular gal who wants a relationship? I'm a regular guy, pretty much (meaning, who's really normal anyway). I have a good job. In fact, I have a very promising career, which keeps me very busy, but yet, I know the importance of down time, especially to spend with that special someone. I like kids, yours or eventually ours? I want to spend time going out. I like to travel. I want to have fun. I also like being close. Staying over. Making dinner. Watching TV. etc.... you get the idea. I have pics to share, but, more than that, I have lots of myself to share. Take a chance, and lets see what happens. ]]>

<![CDATA[thanks for viewing... i am interested in a LTR leading to marriage with a female who is controlling, domineering, bossy, bitchy and who loves to keep her man on a short leash... if this sounds like you and if you are honest and sincere please respond... thanks, again!!]]>

<![CDATA[If you are an older woman (age doesnt matter), looking for a discreet encounter with a young, good looking guy. Look no further. Around most nites and early mornings (around this weekend too). Could become a regular thing, if both interested. Lets talk and see where it goes. Have always wanted to be with an older woamn, so not looking for anything long term. Just some fun for the both of us . Look forward to hearing from you. ]]>

<![CDATA[My name is Derek, and as in the post I'm 24 yrs old. I'm looking for a nice, attractive, and fun older woman thats intrested in the same thing with a younger man. I'm 5'10 weigh 200 lbs, athletic build, blonde hair, blue eyes. If this is what you're looking for email me... i have pics too. ]]>

<![CDATA[hi im 22 yrs old, 6-1 athletic good looking male in search of a normal down to earth girl to chill with... HSV ... pretty much down for whatever within reason, If you are a nice, friendly female, i would love to hear from you and maybe meet.. just no crazies! cant wait to hear from you]]>

<![CDATA[I am very discreet and selective with whom I work, for my protection as well as my clients'. Some women are coming out of a relationship and want to ease into the scene again with no pressure on them. Others are professionals in town for business and need a date to a social function or just someone who knows the area and can show them a good time. The reasons of the women I cater to vary. My goal is to make sure they have an enjoyable time with no pressure, and have a night they will not soon forget. Perhaps the way I treat them can be used as a measure to which they can hold future men on dates...that they are treated as they deserve to be. I also have some who are repeat clients (mostly professionals) who refer colleagues to me when they are in town. I leave them with a positive experience with which they will remember fondly. And I am generously compensated for my time with them. Please, serious inquiries only!]]>

<![CDATA[Recently move to the Orlando area and would like to get to know someone and go from here. i am a pretty fun person to be around and am going nuts alone! Lets go have some fun!]]>

<![CDATA[where are my latinas at? i've met a few people since i've been in florida, but not anyone who i wanted to build anything with. i moved here from up north a few months ago and still getting adjusted to the Florida way of life. about me, i am dominican, 5'11, muscular build, short hair. I like to listen to music (all kinds, but hip hop and r&b is my favorite). i am working and going to school (by this fall hopefully), currently have my AA in computer science and thinking of going into the air force to pursue a career in aviation. i am a laidback and chill person. what i want. i am not the type to rush into anything. i am more or less looking for someone i can call up and catch a movie or something to eat sometime. i like a person who can communication and add to a conversation, instead of letting me carry the conversation. I tend to be shy at first, but come out of my shell quickly if you are a chill person. i do not know too many people in FL and it would be nice to have someone to hang out with and have the opportunity to become more than friends, so please be single. I DO have pics and dont worry i am not a hobbit or ugly mofo, just dont like putting pics on the net. Just send me an email and you can get the pic, but please have one ready for me. i dont want to play the mystery game. PS. the female does not have to be latina. i prefer latina women but i am open to any race, aslong as u are a sweetheart. ]]>

<![CDATA[LOOKING FOR A HONEST AND NO GAMES LADY WHO IS FIT,OR AVE THAT LIKES TO DO A LOT FROM BIKING,FLE MARKETS,CRAFT FAIRS,WALKING THE BEACH AND WANTS A GUY TO TREAT HER LIKE A QUEEN. I LSO LIKE THEME PARKS MINI GOLF ECT SO IF IT FITS WRITE BACK FOR A PHOTO]]>

<![CDATA[Looking for a good woman, ages 35 to 50 to share a three bedroom house with. Need someone that has a job and no bagage or hang up's. Own transportation,D&D free a must as I am. About me, I am a 49 year old white male, 225 lbbs. hazel eyes, 5'10" tall D&D FREE. Very clean hard working, like flea markets, yard sales, cook in our out, like movies in or out. Like just going for weekend getaways to the beach or to the mountains of the Carolinas or just staying home with that special someone. I am affectionate and like to cuddle. I need someone to help out not be a liabuility. I pay the house payments and work on the place but I need someone to help pay the rest so we can have fun. I am a good mechanic too. Love to cook and I will help with the dishes. I have a cat that I have had awhile, but no more pets. The place is almost paid for and I am looking for a partner in life to go the rest of the way. Please only the serious reply. This is not a joke, could be what you are looking for. So lets see what happens over dinner or coffee. Thanks and have a great day.]]>

<![CDATA[HI, IM 18 AND LIVE IN THE KISSIMMEE/ST. CLOUD AREA AND AM LOOKING 4 A SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP OR CLOSE FRIENDS. I HAVE AN OUTGOING PERSONALITY AND AM LOOKING FOR SOMEONE WITH THE SAME. I HAVE A JOB, A CAR, AND AM MOVING ON MY OWN WITHIN THE MONTH..... IF YOU WANNA KNOW MORE JUST MESSAGE ME.]]>

<![CDATA[I'm a complete asshole, and a selfish prick. A sarcastic, rich, athletic intellectual and will screw you over and leave you. I'm old enough to do it right, and fit enough to do it all night. I don't tolerate whiners, clingers, drama queens, or shit tests. I do what I want, when I want. My only redeeming qualities: disease free and I'm not a thief]]>

<![CDATA[I am a recently widowed white male,I was happily married for 40 years to the love of my life who i asked to marry me after only 2 months, It lasted 40 years and It was the best years of my Life. I was a Jazz musician,I like My Harley,I don't know if this is the right thing to do, but I am lonely. I am looking for someone to go to thrift stores, dinner,riding my bike,and what ever we want to do. please I am comfortable but not rich so no scammers, life is to short.It has only been 5 months and I still Love her very much. Lets just have a date and enjoy what ever life we have left. Thank you for reading my add. god bless ]]>

<![CDATA[6'3" white, single male, with an large build (not sloppy, but a big guy), and i guess i have an 'alternative'look (dreadlocks, tattoos, piercings). i'm just looking to have someone new in my life. Im not going to expect a relationship immediately but it would be nice if one came from this. I am educated (in grad school) and respectful, and i would add more to this ad but then we wouldnt have anything to talk about at first. so if this piques your interest at all, shoot me an email preferably with a pic and more than one word, and i will do the same back. thanks and good luck finding someone special. ]]>

<![CDATA[Any females want to go to the beach and hang out with a good looking 28 year old male. Just thought I would head out to the coast on friday or saturday and thought that someone may want to come along and maybe develop a friendship. Age dosent really matter just be over 21 please. This could be just a friends thing and may lead to more if its mutual. Pic for Pic and Ill drive..]]>

<![CDATA[hey, im 21, 6'4, athletic, and attractive.. i enjoy life and love having fun. im rather laid back and love going out and doing almost anything. i bet i will make you smile and laugh :P im looking for someone that is attractive and that will -not- play mind games. im not going into too much detail about myself but i would love to get to know you and for you to get to know me. i like women who are honest and chill. if you want a pic, send me one of you and i will send one of me :) i look forward to meeting you!]]>

<![CDATA[as the title states this ad is only for the classy women out there... Why? Because I would like to go on a shopping spree with you. I am in need of a new wardrobe and in return you will be there to help me try out the clothes...and hey if the chemistry is right we can take it beyond that. I am known to make wonders happen with my hands and tongue. It will be fun ;) email pic and number...]]>

<![CDATA[do you like to eat star crunch and listen to emocore christian...jk, still a pretty good genre, uh, do you like to use twizzlers for a straw and listen to pearl jam and pretend like you can sing like eddie vedder"ohhh yeahhh",no, alright one more, maybe sip on some pomegranite antioxidant carrot juice while listening to some really real organic shit,woh, blew my own mind, yeah, well down for whatever, talk, zone out, watch dvd, smoke, chillax, im sure we can find sumpin fun to pass a lil tizzime bizzo, im by bumby and colonial, and im a very good entertainer, quite funny, i think, yeah i am send your pic or whatever whatever ill shoot ya one back wit my digits yo yo yo i make a wicked cup of cocoa-mrs doubtfire.................oh yeah im 5 10 blonde eyes green hair or vice versa, believe me im a good looking guy over here and ill send you a pic if you might take this dare, snaaarf!]]>

<![CDATA[well, im looking for an intelligent, passionate person to share some moments and memories with and maybe build a friendship, ive been grown for a while now, but still a kid at heart, i love nature, laughing, cooking, exploring and just conversing with others, ive probably posted like 2 or 3 times on here to no avail but now i figure that its just a means to meet people so i have gotten over the internet taboo, hit me up if youre looking for a friend, im 5 10, blonde hair, green eyes, and damn cute i must say, jk, well no im not kidding, but anyways, lets vibe out on some positives, jk peace]]>

<![CDATA[Thanks for reading and I am real and serious about this. You see, I am a single parent with beautiful kids but I really need some help. We have a really nice big house and lots of fun and the kids are smart and beautiful but I really need to hire a live in nanny. So if I'm going to be spending that much time with someone, maybe there could be some romantic interest as well? So if you're a cute girl I do love kids and you're a good person and your loyal and reliable, send a picture and let's talk]]>

<![CDATA[Hi, I'm looking for an old girl friend by the name of Carol Ball. I was stationed in the Navy for school when we dated back in 78. I would love to here from her again. If anyone knows her, please let her know I am searching for her. Andre Napier]]>

<![CDATA[the names abilio people just call me bill , let me tell you about myself, im a goofy creative person who comes up with corny ideas like this one I thought up, remember that old Reeses commercial How do you eat your Reeses? Well I came up with my own tv ad for it . Have Reese Witherspoon(the actress) holding a large spoon and then say ,¨ How do you eat your Reeses?Witherspoon¨ Get it !! well I told you it was corny lol. Anyways my other goofy idea which is much better and if I have the time I would like to get it published is my own cartoon, I call it Violent Violet the Crayon gone bad.. It¦s a cross between the sopranos and flinstones .You see in my cartoon emotions represent the colors of the crayons I have characters such as green envy ,purple passion(violent violets girlfriend) anger management(hes the red crayon) etc. My first episode is titled dare to draw first blood. Also a random thought , wouldnt it be cool if Dustin diamond(played screech powers on saved by the bell) fought emmanuel lewis( tv show Webster)on celebrity boxing , I can imagine dustin diamond getting himself pummeled by emmanuel lewis but the bell rings and ends the round, I can imagine the announcer saying something silly like,¨ looks like dustin diamond just got saved by the bell.¨ Announcer chuckles. Oh yeah I got one more stupid joke I created , its kind of not me but a creative person takes whatever he can get. Here¦s the joke,¨ what did judge judy say after screwing the jury?¨ It¦s a well-hung jury¨ stupid . Okay heres another . I work in a pharmacy so one day I was asked to do a delivery for mr. Johnson. So I grabbed his prescriptions and headed down to his apartment. I knocked on his door and a 70-year old senior citizen answers the door ,¨ Mr.Johnson I say,¨ heres your prescriptions¨ Mr.Johnson replies , thanks sonny boy¨ he grabs the bag peeks in the bag and says,¨ hey young man wheres my Viagra prescription?,cant you people do anything right, Hows a guy like myself suppose to do for fun besides playing bingo and doing crosswords all day? So I say ,¨ Sorry about that Mr.Johnson , no hard feelings tonight¨ laugh track here . Some more one liners that I invented,¨ I had sex only once,and that¦s because I believed that old saying my parents use to tell me,¨ If you do it right the first time you don¦t have to come and do it over again.¨ Also I came up with some ideas for t-shirts, remember the hamburger helper commercial that had the little talking hand , well put him on a blank t-shirt and have the saying,¨ never bite the hand that¦s feed’s you¨ another idea is just to have this saying on a t-shirt,¨ Im anal retentive, in other words Im a perfect asshole!!!!. Heres some more old jokes that need work but I don’t have the time cause that damn organic chemistry course takes all my time up, anyways here it goes, “ I’m going to write a book on famous people who use Viagra…It’s going to be a pop-up book!!!!. Heres one that I need to seriously rework hey some people like it,” There once was this guy who was impotent. So he went to the doctor to fix his problem. The guy says to his doctor,” Doc ‘I’m ashamed of my impotency and I don’t want people seeing me taking Viagra pills.” Doctor replies,” Don’t worry about it , we’ve got Viagra pills that look like candy, no one will suspect a thing.”Just make sure no one sees you taking the them out of the prescription bottle.”The guy then says,” No problem I’ll just hide them in my fred flinstone pez dispenser.” So the guy goes home and puts the pills in his pez dispenser. Later that night he wants to make love to his wife so he takes a pill out of his pez dispenser and with the instant excitement forgets to put the dispenser back in his pockets and leaves the pez dispenser on the kitchen counter. The next morning his son josh is in the kitchen eating breakfast and notices the pez dispenser, and says,” cool a fred flintstone dispenser.. better take this with me to school.” So at school josh’s friends proudly shows his pez dispenser to his friends, afterwards they all ask if they can have some pez candy .. so josh gives one to each of his friends and to himself, 5 minutes later all of them have pointy pants, so one of joshs friends says ,” hey buddy what the hell,what kind of candy did you give us ?” Josh replies, I dunno, but I guess you could call it hard candy!!!!! I suck but I gave it my best But what do you expect I do have a sense of humor like screech lol. Hey did you know a sex toy company is coming out with a twisted version of play-doh?.. Its called play-dildoh. Hey heres a real put down you can use if people ever make fun of how you look,” hey my dog gets more compliments from men/women than you do! .. heres one last one , an elderly couple are at the museum , they come up to the statue of david, and the wife starts admiring it, saying how lovely and great it is.. well the husband starts getting jealous because his wife seems to be giving more attention and compliments to the statue than he has everhad had from his wife , so he says” So whats so great about the statue?.. whats it got that I don’t have?”.. the wife replies with a grin on her face,” For one thing hes always hard!!”.. also I don’t know if I thought of this before but heres another idea for tootsie rolls pop commercial, have someone sucking on a tootsie roll pop and then say,” theres a sucker born ever minute… on a toostsie roll pop. “if a priest commits a crime ,is it considered a white collar crime?”. If a person in a wheelchair does a comedy routine, is it still stand up?”. Okay I know I should keep my day job, but hey I tried my best to brighten your day  okay now to the serious stuff. Besides being a weird little man(im 5 10, 180 lbs) Im also a very flexible person who doesnt mind horseback riding, going to the aquarium/museum,the opera, staying at home watching a movie , playing chess or board games. hoping to meet someone who always keeps an open mind to whatever crazy idea that i come up with. i like doing a lot of things, as i believe everything new that i learn , will only make me a better person and less ignorant. i like working out ,chess, cooking,flying,reading,ufc,watching old tv shows etc. of course im always looking for new things to try, i love the knowledge and experience that comes with trying something new. hey maybe you can teach something new and i can teach you something new. . Im a thoughtful person who always thinks of others before himself. If I was in a relationship and I was reading the Sunday paper and happened to stumble upon a coupon for my partners favorite make-up , I would cut it out attach it to a sticky note and write,¨ thought I would save you money babe¨ and put it in her purse.I guess I get satisfaction in helping others without getting anything in return. That feeling that you get from making someone happy , is worth more to me than money or any material goods.I also take pleasure in cheering people up, hey if my partner had a bad day or feeling under the weather, i would probably give her a nice massage and feed her fresh strawberries dipped in hot dark chocholate. Money and material possessions are fleeting but the lasting memory of helping or making someone feel better is forever. I think honesty is my best trait, being honest is so much easier, why go to the trouble of lying, when in the end it catches up with you. What ive just said is charming but means nothing if I cant put it to action. I rather do than talk, here’s an example for ya ladies: would you rather date a guy who can charm you too death but does not keep his words.. basically he’s all talk and no action or would you rather date a mime. Sure you’ll have communication problems in a relationship with a mime , but at least his actions speak louder than his words.( bad joke I know just trying to make a point). Anyone can talk but Few keep their words, I really hate people like that. Anyways I have a dog named aries a sheltie mix and 6 zebra finches (birds). Going to school to become a nutritionist , I love food and cooking(if only I had enough time to devote to it) but my major career goal is in aviation . I love flying and traveling all around the world, my mom tells me when I was baby and we were on a plane the only thing that came out of my mouth was ,¨ I want fly the plane) this was of course in Portuguese as I came to states when I was 3. I think this travelling fetish probably had to do with going to portugal every year as a kid.. My parents have a house there and every summer we would go there. My parents have tons of property there that they take care of( like picking grapes,almonds oranges, and getting the soil properly fertilized ect.) So i would help them and i made friends with other Portuguese and other kids who came from other parts of europe(france,germany,switzerland,spain,netherlands)so somehow i became fixated with travelling. Anyways hoping to meet someone where we cant start out as buddies as I believe when you date someone expectations are high, you put to much pressure on date. I believe getting to know someone over a long period time (as friends) can tell if your right for each other. Hey when you go on date you or you date may have had a bad day and that may leave an undesirable impression. Anyways sorry im not good at this writing thing but if your interested feel free to write back. Oh yeah one more thing heres my list of favorite movies,tv shows, board games ,video games. Favorite movies: platoon, sniper, napoleon dynamite,clerks(1 and 2),breakfast club,fast times at ridgemonte high, Harold and kumar, bill and ted excellent adventure,a very brady sequel adventure,transformers the movie,anger management,not another teen movie, karate kid 1,2, rocky III, rocky balboa, home alone 1 and 2, problem child 1 and 2,chucky, nightmare on elm street (all of them),searching for bobby fischer,ferris buellers day off,the crow, ghostbusters,E.T., star wars(all of them), star trek(all movies) the lost boys,goonies,the outsiders,back to the future(1 and 2),a very brady sequel.last of the Mohicans,lord of the flies,stand by me, Indiana jones,little nicky,Brewster millions,billy Madison,enter the dragon,dodgeball,hitch,therock,ratatouille and gremlins( all 3 movies). Favorite childhood shows and current favorites; kung fu,sledgehammer,bewitched,zoobilee zoo,gomer pyle,adventures of pete and pete,saved by the bell,the transformers,king of queens, the honeymooners,Seinfeld,the Bernie mac show smurfs,transformers,gi joe,get along gang,pacman, the shirt-tales, force five,starblazers,voltron,beavis and butthead, Webster, punky Brewster,different strokes, all in the family, baby looney tunes, batman:animated adventures, teenwolf,snorks,doug,rugrats,spongebob,malcom in the middle,smallville, Garfield and friends,rugrats,supernatural,everbody loves Raymond, Johny zero, last comic standing( seasons 2 and 3),the littles,Alvin and the chipmunks, heathcliff,wait till your father gets home, mr.belvidere,home improvement,dennis the menace,little archie, yogibear,flinstones,aqua hunger teen force, reno911,chappelle show, you cant do that on television, heman and the masters of the universe,gobots,ducktales,silver spoons, chip and dale, the Charlie brown show,alf, fat albert,the munsters,leave it to beaver, spiderman and his amazing friends,bewitched,teenage mutant ninja turtles, Kirby, dragonball z, battle of the planets,muppet babies, the muppets,Richie rich , angel,buffy the vampire slayer,stargate, family ties,wonder years,the highlander,airwolf,hey Arnold,knightrider,family guy,facts of life,happy days,Baywatch, parker lewis cant lose,brady bunch, life goes on,tour of duty,thundercats,alice,golden girls,Sanford and son,happy days,one day at time,facts of life,the fall guy,welcome back kotter, threes company,perfect strangers,mask,ghostbuster,growing pains,I love lucy,whos the boss,small wonder,Kirby,dragonball z,alf,quantum leap,Laverne and Shirley,simpsons,I think I should stop now cause ive got like a 100 more shows lol. Favorite board games: operation,life, battleship,chess,chutes and ladders,hungry hungry hippo, mouse trap and of course chess!!!. Favorite music bands: skid row( 18 and life), def leppard, toto,motley crue,poison,guns and roses,bon jovi,warrant, van halen, Madonna, new kids on the block(just joking )whitesnake,nirvana, Duran Duran,pink floyd. Best song: ordinary world(duran duran) Best tv show theme song: welcome back kotter, adventures of pete and pete,dukes of hazard. Favorite sport: tetherball and dodgeball lol Favorite wrestlers : curt henning,randy savage,raven,Hulk Hogan, owen hart,kurt angle,the rock. Favorite cereals:cocoa pebbles,cocoa puffs, count chocula,golden grams,apple jacks. Favorite gum: bazooka joe grape, great tasting gum, comes with a a comic and tells your fortune ,what can ask more from a gum. lol Favorite movie and tv characters: Bruce lee,master Po,Gizmo,gonzo,slimer(ghostbusters)fozzie bear,gargamel,archie bunker, boom boom Washington,juan Epstein,alf, AC slater,ferris bueller, zach morris,angel,spongebob,Charlie brown,Duncan mcleod brainysmurf,spiderman,macgyver,Donald duck,Winnie the pooh,tigger,jughead jones, sam and dean Winchester(supernatural) lex luthor(smallville), green arrow ,Michael knight(smallville),jeff spicolli,batman, randall (clerks)kara(smallville),destro,cobra commander, white shadow,major blood,pete and pete,endless mike,batman,roscoe Coltrane,orko,daisy dukes. Favorite transformers: starscream,galvatron,megatron,stunticons,aerialbots,dinobots,combaticons,omega supreme,shockwave,soundwave,cyclonus,rumble. Favorite romantic things to do: I know this gonna sound lame, but I think cuddling up with someone on a couch with a cup of hot chocolate , watching a movie or Saturday cartoons together is romantic, otherwise nothing beats a walk on the beach followed with a picnic,or a hot air ballon ride. All time favorite video games: animal crossing( this game totally cracks me up :) Mike tysons punch out,Zelda,castlevania, super mario3, tecmo bowl,san andreas,tekken 5 By the way does anyone remember lasertag and photon? Also does anyone remember collecting garbagepail kids? Also does anyone remember teddy ruxpin? Hey anyone have or had the smurfs pvc’s?( the little plastic smurfs) I remember playing with them and along with the transformers,gi joe,he-man toys , they rocked!!!!!!!!! Slinkys also kick ass!!! Smurfs or snorks? Bo duke or Luke duke? Kitt or general lee? Oh one more thing did anyone remember trying to break dance back in the day? … I remember getting an empty cardboard box and trying to spin on my head all while listening to a big stereo system.… lol those were the fun days ;) ]]>

<![CDATA[Im a caucasian guy in town for business till wed but have nothing to do in my free time over this weekend. I am 22, Looking for a group of friends to make for the future, I will be coming up frequently. More of a bar guy than a clubber.]]>

<![CDATA[Hi!!! My name's Willie and I'm a Certified Personal Fitness Trainer. I have been involved in the fitness industry since 1999. I'm a former semi-pro football and baseball player, a former 5 years veteran of the U.S. Marine Corps and a former 9 1/2 years veteran of Law Enforcement. I'm 5' 10", weigh 190lbs and have an athletic build. I'm hoping to find someone with similar interests, whom I can share special moments with. I enjoy doing many things and am very easy going. I'll try anything at least once, before saying I dislike it. I enjoy all kinds of foods. I am very easy to please. I must admit that once I become very intimate with someone, I enjoy doing and trying many things and enjoy satisfying my partner. Whatever my partner wants, she gets, whenever! I think it's important for one to be very open and honest. Honesty is the best policy!!! I hope for someday, to be able to share my life with someone special. Right now, I'm just looking for friendly companionship for starters. Let's let life lead us the rest of the way afterwards. Hope to hear from someone soon. If you want to see photos of me, look at my ad under therapeutic services: *** FITNESS 4 LIFE Personal Training by Willie *** and click on the links at the bottom of the ad. Have a wonderful, healthy and fit day!]]>

<![CDATA[hey i was wondering if anyone is giong to the show? i have my tic and cant wait! i would like to hang with a nice girl for the show and maybe a drink after i am on the right of the pic my friend mark is on the left he ownes blush salon and if you need a killer cut and color check me out at upyourhair.com or hit me up on myspace.com/upyourhair if your not going to the show sucks for you! hope to hear from someone cool..............joe]]>

<![CDATA[I am looking for the impossible, a woman that is down to earth but also sexually open minded, I work as a entertainer in Orlando but also have a website , Photography and Video business, some of my work is adult . The problem is that I am 44 yrs old and I would love to find someone to date and possibly have a relationship, but I am afraid the adult business that I am involved with is going to get in the way of finding someone, I thought possibly I could find someone that doesn’t mind what I do and also is looking for someone special like myself, I am involved in the business but its just business, I am very careful who I get involved with in and outside the business. some day I might give the adult business up, but now the business is there and I still enjoy it, I don’t get involved with anything illegal or distasteful, I do mostly strait stuff but also have a few transsexual clients/ friends that I do websites for and plan on doing some video projects with them also. I am 44 yrs old, 5,8 light brown hair and hazel eyes that mostly look blue, I am not ugly and I don’t smoke and drink socially. I have a romantic side but also a adventurous side of course, If there is a woman out there that can relate to my ad and is interested, send me a message, I will be happy to send a pic and tell you more info about myself, thanks IMPORTANT , If you send an email to me, make sure you tell me about the ad somehow, because if I get a generic email or if its not related to my ad, I will not respond back, this is because of all the people collecting emails and using them for spamming,thanks SHAWN]]>

<![CDATA[I seek a libidinous female companion who wants to explore her darker side. Missionary sex is OK but I much prefer the gourmet additions of Domination and bdsm. I have lots of experience and lots of toys. I love to teach, train and mentor ... a Novice is welcome. You need to be intelligent, adventurous, healthy and fit (couch potatoes and BBW are not of interest), D/D free, non-smoker and have enough of a life your own to survive without becoming a clinging vine. I don't fear love forever but I do need my alone time. When we are together we will have long deep conversations to explore all the dark and twisty bits of the mind. And we will have the intimate pleasures of each other's company. Write now. Tell me about yourself. Be wordy and lengthy about it, lots of detail. Give me some hints about what motivates you, what is going on in your mind. Tell me about your situation in life and where and when it happens. Give me an honest self description. ]]>

<![CDATA[hi, i would like to explore a relationship where the only rules would be to treat each other the best that we can, thats not so hard when you have two intelligent passionate people sharing experiences, write me back would'ya please]]>

<![CDATA[hello i was gonna see jumper the other night but didnt make it so im gonna try again tonight if any sweet nice young lady want to join me give me a shout back btw im on the right of the pic on the left is my friend mark (owner of blush salon) i also work at the salon so if you want a killer cut and color hit me up on myspace.com/upyourhair thanks for looking joe...........ps illgive you 20%off]]>

<![CDATA[I will be in Orlando for a week. I need a nice cute woman to take dance lessons with. Usually in evening. Plan on swing and lindy hop. also, need her to attend the World Salsa Congess with me. So if you want to have a blast and dance. let me know. I will pay for the lessons and depending, I may pay for the Salsa congress. June 26 to July 6th. Salsa congress is July 4th weekend. Having an open schedule is a plus.]]>

<![CDATA[but first take care of head. Experienced shaman in town till the end of the week. Looking for a like minded individual to share some good times this afternoon around 4:20. My treat. Chatting, walking, movies, anything in the sun. I can offer advice, anecdotes or just jokes. ]]>

<![CDATA[ Hi my name is Yuriy,34, live in Clearwater, Fl. interesting in casual or serious releationship. i am single , looking and available. anybody real up there, i doubt life to short, no games or drama lets talk on the phone or meet, responde with pic, tx]]>

<![CDATA[<h3>In search of the dream; aren't we all.A beautiful woman (height in proportion to weight....NO HEAVY WEIGHTS PLEASE) no heavy Tats; she likes fine dining, travel to the Islands, Broadway plays, staying in once in awhile, flying, SCUBA and much more.I think you will be very pleased with this in shape, non-smoker, no STD'S, social drinker, not hard on the eyes and lover of fine things. (Libra....if it matters)I am a widower (June 06) and now feeling the need for quality companionship.I will forward pictures after I receive yours upon serious request. I will look forward to hearing from you. Please NO PROS, NO SPAMMERS!]]>

<![CDATA[ I am very discrete good looking smooth and hard body easy going very open minded No how to treat a woman and keep my mouth closed. I onw my own company so I have a little time to get away my stats are 6'2 227 I workout couple times a week. This could be very fun with the right person. send stats ]]>

<![CDATA[Just looking for a discrete relationship? Look I know its not for everyone and I respect that. Let me get this out of the way I am married and just looking for something on the side. Secondly I am looking for a woman 18-30, however that range is not set in stone if you are attractive enough, I will make an exception. (older off course no girl under 18) Please be std free and clean. Please be very sexual and into oral. Also be able to host, if you can't we'll find a location then, but don't think your coming over to my place. ( at least not at this time) Like I said this is not for everyone out there, and you yourself can be married, divorced, single, I don't care. Just be cool with everything. Anyway please reply with a picture. And be ready to meet up I don't wwant to waste time playing e-mail games. I will send a pic and return, as for me I am 6ft tall brown hair, brown eyes, tanned, (hispanic origin american born) if this all interests you e-mail me so we can get something going and send a picture please. ]]>

<![CDATA[I am a good looking guy that like to hang out around the house naked and would like to talk to nice proprotioned lady who like to do the same. It makes me feel free and natural. would like to talk to lady's who feels the same way. and maybe find more than that in common. Thanks for reading and hope to get some feed back. [Please i am stright no guy's}]]>

<![CDATA[Hello and thanks for taking the time read this. A little about me... I'm 5'7'', short brown hair, brown eyes, I've been told that I am attractive, single for past 8 years plus, good pool and darts player, and I love the out doors. I like to make people laugh and have fun together. I can hold my own in any situation, and am a Die-Hard Romantic. I can go out and have fun, or be at home watching movies while Relaxing or cuddled up on the couch. I love to Cook, take long drives, and sometimes jump in the car and get away for the weekend. I'm a Southern type Guy and would like find some of the same in a woman. I am very much a Romantic and extremely passionate with the woman I choose to be with. I work for myself, (Lawn Business) and I know that I am the real thing. I and am looking for the same type of a women that is for real too. I know that I am not perfect, but to that one Special Woman I will be. I Don't smoker or USE drugs. I drink socially once in a while. I really want to just feel that (SPARK), when I meet someone. If you like what you have read then please write back with Pics of you and expectations and way to contact you for real. Thank You.]]>

<![CDATA[Hey everyone thanks for check my ad out. Anyways my name is Tommy. I am 21 years Old, I Like to Swim, and jump on the Trampoline. I work for Lenscrafters as an Apprentice Optician/ Lead Lab Tech. I currently Life In Clermont, well Minneola but its the same thing. I am looking for some one that enjoys similar things that i do such as movies, dinner, bowling, relaxing, reading, looks matter some one we have to be attracted to each other but as long as you decently tack care of your self i not saying you have to be a super model and skinny i do like some meat on the bones. peronalities are the interesting part of a person. anyways if you see your self as these things then send me an message also i am seeking some one 18-30]]>

<![CDATA[handsome mwm professional seeks attached female for discrete day time romance..please tell me what may interest you ]]>