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<![CDATA[Hi! I posted before, met some cool people, thought I'd try again for better luck. I'm moving out to the Orlando area in a few months and wanted to see who was out there. I'm 21, blonde, green-eyed, 5'3", curvy-I'm not fat, I just don't see what's so attractive about looking like a stick figure. I'm a full-time nursing student. I'm a pretty girl, but just a little wary of putting pictures of myself on the internet.
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I guess I'm just putting myself out there, no expectations, just taking life as it comes with an open-mind. I don't smoke, never touched a drug, but I do drink occasionally. I love skiing, Disney World(yep! I'm a dork, but I'm okay with that... lol), thinderstorms, sleeping in, movies, and concerts. I resuce dogs, and I volunteer. I tend to take care of those around me... my friends and family call me a 'little mother'. (I'm still trying to decide if it's a compliment..haha)
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I don't have children, but I'm completely cool with it if you do. I love kids, just not ready for my own quite yet. :)
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I guess my "ideal" person would be tall. Anything 6' or over pretty much makes me melt. I love blonde and blue eyed down-home boys... the type who can BBQ, loves football (Colts fan here!I am from Indiana...), drives a 4x4, can pitch a tent and fix a dishwasher. I'm a sucker for pretty teeth. I would love to find somebody I can just sit on the porch with, play football in the back yard, have tailgates, backyard BBQs, and Super Bowl parties.
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I'm very drawn to confidence, but cockiness is a total turn-off. I like to feel safe, I love the pro-protective, anti-obsessive type.
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I have pictures, so if I like you, I just might send 'em to ya. I'm just a little freaked out at the thought of posting them on here!
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So, if you don't mind hitting the theme parks with me, firing up the grill, or just hanging out, and you have a job, all of your teeth,a picture or two to share, can string together more than two sentences, and you don't have 10 kids by 10 different women... you know what to do. :)
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Oh..and I'm not promoting any website or whatever, I'm just a girl looking at what's out there!
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And please put more than 2 words in your email to me, and please add a picture. If your email consists of, "Wad up" and that's it, it immediately gets deleted. =)]]> | <![CDATA[I enjoy working with animals and just being outside. I can be shy at first but just give me a lil time and i will open right up. I must have a guy who listens and is going to be there for me. I love showing and recieving affection and romance. My friends admire me for being a good listener and easy to get along with. <buchen> <habich> <gafford><emberson> <parfitt> <kolodziejski> <whitsel> <dock><spurr> <hignite> <spradley> <bab><celosia> <boddy> <benito> <daubert><jules> <cornel> <kastens> <mirtle> <gring> <mikelson> <fiel> <zellmer><koyama> <hevener> <catrett> <arnwine> <tague> <julio> <derrington> <hynek> <valida> <quint> <dobkins> <doan> <zaslow> <dobek> <gasparro> <thaddea> <kadow> <forstrom> <malachowski> <noel> <plate> <crabb> <schifano> <lumley>]]> | <![CDATA[First of all, i need to thank the man above and of course my lovely parents for the person i am today. Lets see what i do for fun. I love to just kick back and relax. For instance, watching movies, long walks on South beach stripe, and once in a blue Ill go to the club with the girls. Right now Im going back to school to finish my BA in Health Administration. Im looking for friends right now, nothing more. If you have any question just ask. Dont be shy.<br>
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Seeking my friend, lover and mate... We all know how to build a lasting relationship so I wont bore you with the steps. Just know that I value communication and openness.]]> | <![CDATA[ I am an active mother of 2, who enjoys sports, whether watching or playing. I keep active by playing soccer, biking and have recently started playing tennis. At the same time, I really enjoy sitting in on a cold Sunday afternoon watching a football game.<br>
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Having come from a large family, I value the time I spend with family and friends. Id like to find someone who also places that same emphasis on his family and friends. <br>
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Communication and a sense of humor are key for me. I think when two people really connect, that communication piece comes very naturally. On a lighter note, laughter can sometimes be the best medicine. Humor, when used appropriately, can make all of the difference in the world. I am looking for my partner in crime. Someone to be silly with or change the world with....whichever situation arises.<br>
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I dont post my pic on websites. But if youd like to see it, I would be more than happy to forward them to you. <br>
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If you are up for joining me in exploring what life has to offer, let me know.]]> | <![CDATA[I am looking for a friend, dating, relationship. I am a single mother of 2 boys and loved to go camping and spend time outdoors in the summer. I have 2 dogs and love animals. I like to do things spur of the moment. I like to sit in a boat in the summer catch some rays and if lucky a few fish. I also like to get sexy and have a really romantic night with candles, bubble bath, and everything else that goes with it.]]> | <![CDATA[<p>Hi! Thanks for visiting my page. I love things natural, animals, gardening and photography. I am flexible, easy going and honest. I have lots of great friends and a nice family, a good job for 10 years (with wknds & every other Friday off). I love to collect and read old & new books. I'm not much for TV everyday, though I like a good movie or documentary and I try to remember to watch Survivor and LOST, and watch surfing (it is usually accompanied by good music). I like to listen to music: alternative, rock, reggae, blues, maybe some old punk or 80's music. I like to play tennis, though not that good at it, and I love to swim and snorkel in Hawaii. I would rather play sports than watch them. I do love going to Hawaii and traveling to other countries. Have been to Vancouver, B.C, Australia, Brazil, Western Europe, of course Mexico. Planning a trip this May/June, '08 to South Africa and Tanzania (so excited!). Any travel tips would be welcome and appreciated! Hope to see Ireland and driv<br></p>]]> | <![CDATA[" By the way Im fat"
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Oh there's a surprize.......I guess being broke hasnt stopped you eating??? LOTS ]]> | <![CDATA[So let me start by saying I'm as imperfect as they come. I'm not "physically fit" although it is something I'm trying to acheive and while I don't think I'll ever be skinny it's just something that I really don't put a lot of thought into. I love myself. A lot. Not in a conseeded way, but I realize that I have a lot to offer and would be an amazing friend and girlfriend. I'm 6' tall and that intimidates a lot of guys but it shouldn't. I'm very sweet and can be shy at times, although I can get my freak on when I want to! I love to go downtown and chill with friends and have a few drinks. I love the water. Music is my life. The music I listen to is a huge part of me and I love going to concerts and traveling around the country!
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I'm super close to my family and my brother and sister are my best friends. Spending time with them makes my heart so happy. I love to laugh, some say I'm funny but I don't know about all of that. I'm a big dork who never became cool in school and am okay with that.
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I'm very very loved by my friends and family so I know how to be treated and don't settle for any less than the best. But I'm really looking for something serious. I don't want a casual friendship or "friends with benefits". I want a boyfriend. I know how to take things slow, but I don't want to start out on false pretenses.
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I'm a bigger girl and it seems like even guys who are into that, seem to have "levels" of exceptable bigness. So just so we are all clear on this, I'm not skinny, I'm not even chubby. I'm big. But I take care of myself so if you can handle that, then please send me a picture and tell me a little about yourself.
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You can also check out my myspace at www.myspace.com/lindseyheiser]]> | <![CDATA[hi My name Is Cindy, But friends call me CC. Im very outgoing work full time as a nurse, I like to help people. I like all kinds of music, I have two pet dogs Teddy and Checkers. I hope to find a good guy on here for dating and a possible Long term relationship. I am a plus size girl, But I can make any guy Happy]]> | <![CDATA[ Where to start? Like many people, I'd like to meet someone to enjoy life with. To watch sunsets, cuddle on stormy nights and rainy days, splay out the Sunday paper all over the bed and hang in it and read the whole thing. I love music, most all of it , even some country ( emphasis on "some") . My tastes range from Abba to Slipknot ~ Alice in Chains to ZZTop, lol.
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I am not a materialistic person, all the things you "own" will still be here after you're gone. I live comfortably but not ostentatiously. I'd much rather cook out on the grill at home with a nice bottle of wine than spend 100 bucks on a fleeting dinner. I'm not an itty bitty girl, nor am I obese, I don't even consider myself a BBW lol. Just want to meet someone that I can get along with, look forward to seeing when I'm away, and maybe think about before I go to sleep at night. I do have pics ~ just a tad wary of the pic collectors on here.I'm (almost) 5'4", 138 lbs, hazel or brown or green eyes depending on my mood, red hair and a personality to match !! Never a dull moment with me lol ~ I can turn the worst situation into something to at least smile about.
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I don't lift weights, unless you count a 160 lb quadriplegic, ( I do home health care at the moment). I love sunsets, rainy days (with the right person), am a massive book worm, will read anything I can get my hands on lol. I don't like shallow people, am not a believer in "keeping up with the Jones'". Sometimes I am too nice, I wear my heart on my sleeve too much (tho not nearly as much as I used to). I am the gal that will stop and help a stray dog, move a turtle across the road, buy ice cream for the neighbor children.
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I am very close to being done with college, currently a medical assistant but want to further that after some time. Seriously considering becoming a first assist surgical tech. Seems more men than not are put off by women (older) that have goals and dreams lol. I'll never understand that
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I do have one thing to ask, having seen how cruel people can be online. If I get a picture of someone I may not feel comaptible with, I at least thank them for replying. Is it so much to ask for the same in return? Hoping to hear from someone real, Chlo
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I love to take care of my man. Right now I'm looking for a friend to go do things with. I don't hang out at bars so find it hard to meet people. I just got out of a relationship 2 months ago. And I am bnow ready to move forward. I ,loved him with all my heart. So I hope I can find a man I can Love the same]]> | <![CDATA[ Thanks for viewing my profile. Are you looking to start over again? Looking for a friend, soulmate, lover and partner. Looking to start over again. Maybe your the one! Having a relationship is very hard work - trust, honesty and communication with each other.<br>
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Enjoy the outdoors - walking, biking, gardening, car cruise, concerts, movies, theater, country music, cooking and quiet evening sitting under the stars. <br>
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Hi, I'm kaya translating for Adriana (she speaks spanish): I am a affectionate woman, kind, enjoy of the simple things that has the life, i like so much do exercise and in this moment in my life i would like to meet a man with who can start a relationship for several years, i do not like games, i like to stability in that aspect.
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Description In Spanish:Soy una mujer carinosa, amable, disfruto de las cosas sencillas de la vida, me gusta mucho hacer ejercicio y en este momento de mi vida quisiera conocer un hombre con quien entablar una relacion de muchos anos, no quiero aventuras, quiero estabilidad en este aspecto.
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I'm a 29-year-old female with two college degrees. One of them was obtained from Full Sail, so you'll probably understand immediately why I am unemployed. I have my own apartment in a complex that looks really nice and well-kept and sweeps the monthly murders under the rug. I only have one cat, who I am training to use the toilet. I have a TV, but I'm thinking of cutting the cable because, well, I'm unemployed and TV sucks, anyway. I have no children and I don't want children. When I am employed, I enjoy spending the disposable income on things like vacations and restaurants, not on people who will take advantage of me and then hate me in the long-run.
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I have been spending my days cruising for jobs on Careerbuilder and Craigslist, even though I'm beginning to think 95% of the jobs on Craigslist are a scam and I will probably begin receiving timeshare information in the mail. Sometimes I even venture outside. There's a pond outside my front door, and the ducks amuse me.
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I am broke so I like to go to Barnes and Noble for a few hours, read a book, and then head into the bathroom and cry because I am too poor to purchase a Vanilla Latte from the adjoining Starbucks. Some nights I go dumpster diving behind local businesses, hoping to score something major. All I've come away with so far is a box of kitty litter, but it gives me an adrenaline rush and makes me feel like MacGyver.
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My lack of finances has isolated me from my friends, who get to go downtown and drink or see the same movies in theaters that I download at home for free.
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Basically, I'm looking for a guy who will keep me entertained. I don't care if you are broke like me, and if you are not broke and want to take me to dinner, that is also fine. I have a cabinet stocked with white rice and ramen. I have an old XBox and a Super Nintendo. If you want, we can play "GTA Vice City" and beat up prostitutes together. I also enjoy going to tourist areas and laughing at the foreigners who wear bright yellow sneakers and soccer jerseys.
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I typically like white guys who wear glasses. I don't know what it is about glasses, but they are such a turn-on. I also like psuedo-intellectuals who think they are smart, even if they aren't. I'm a conspiracy theorist, so if you want to feed into my paranoia, that is appreciated.
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If you're not a white guy with glasses, it's ok. Hopefully you have a dynamic personality to make up for it.
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I should probably mention here that I'm fat. Not grotesquely so, and I keep up with myself. I'm flexible and can get up off the couch. I don't smell like cheese and I don't need baby powder to keep my thighs from chafing. Poverty is making me lose weight, anyway.
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If interested, email me. No serial killers or hardcore drug addicts, please. I'm sure you are interesting, but I want to live to see the end of the world.]]> | <![CDATA[<p>I<gridley> am a very fu<ingles>n-loving gir<graybeal>l who enjoys li<veitch>fe. I enjoy<trim> swimming, pla<townsel>ying sports,and <eder>music! <br><br> My <nyberg>true match has<navarra> to enjoy being activ<gumm>e, traveling and m<porch>ust have a zest <bramble>for experienc<ruano>ing life. Drop<deloras> me<shakia> a line,<shantae> I can't w<jennine>ait to meet<chan> you!</p>]]> | <![CDATA[I am looking for a guy that knows how to treat a woman. One who doesnt play games and can be open to me about things. I would like a guy who enjoys talking which will be great to get to know each other. I believe conversation is one key point to a realationship. I went to cosmetology college which I got my license and worked in a couple salons which didnt work out. I currently work at Lowes but still do hair for s few friends and family. I like the outdoors, execise,travel, go to the movies, stay at home, go to sporting events, iceskate and of course shopping. <yohe> <sebek> <gooding><whitecotton> <hottel> <bruso> <nudo> <murphrey><colfer> <freytag> <pegues> <rickenbaker><dayle> <decola> <arend> <candler><vantassel> <camerer> <rosensweig> <carbin> <moltz> <vanliere> <deroy> <liston><lipsey> <reichle> <buhr> <smolak> <kazanjian> <brent> <barraco> <biggio> <mansfield> <setzler> <giselle> <salk> <bernhagen> <horstmann> <passmore> <frankhouser> <frueh> <paisley> <gravely> <whiston> <piekarski> <haddan> <kubacki> <colletta>]]> | <![CDATA[i need someone who's funny, smart, honest, caring, and genuine. i just want someone to talk to and share my life with. i'm tired of the same old dating scene and want something long term. please have your life together. i have a job, place to live, and a car and expect you to have the same. i am 5'3 swf bbw. please send me your pic and tell me about yourself. be creative and catch my eye :)]]> | <![CDATA[So here's my "biography":
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Born and raised in the Kissimmee/St. Cloud/Orlando area of Florida. Music (REAL rock, REAL punk primarily - but I'm very eclectic in my tastes) and animals are very important to me. I play 5 instruments and hope to someday be able to make a living either playing or writing music. I work full-time and provide private guitar/bass/drum lessons in the Kissimmee/St. Cloud area. When I'm not at work, I love video games, sports, reading, collecting comics/manga/anime, and spending quality time with quality people. I have several tattoos and piercings, and a style that's all my own. Even though I sound super-busy, I'm incredibly laid-back and relaxed in my life - everyone in my "circle" (lol) must be as well.
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Must be in the Kissimmee or St. Cloud area. Must be laid-back, very romantic, open with your feelings, and into music. Must be independent and have your own friends outside of a relationship. The rest is just details.]]> | <![CDATA[I am easy going and have a great sense of humor, a little on the sarcastic side, but in a good way. I am laid back, love to be around people, you could probably call me a social butterfly. Independent, confident, caring, inquisitive, and a little sassy. I love to be outside and enjoy the spring and fall on the east coast(of the United States, that is), it has the best weather. I love music (all kinds from rock, alternative, R and B, dance, country, classical, jazz, etc.), wine festivals, cultural events, amusement parks, the beach, boating, skiing (snow and water), leisurely drives through the country, actually I love just about anything as long as I am with good company. I am satisfied in my career and now would like to see if I could find someone special or meet some great new friends that I enjoy spending time with either rambling around doing nothing or creating our next big adventure. <br>
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I am looking for someone that shares my love of life and can make me laugh. Someone who is witty, kind, intelligent, and has a great sense of humor. Can have a good time in just about any situation. Someone who enjoys time with their family and friends, but is looking for a friend or something more to spend some time with. Someone who loves to travel and is interested in seeing the world. I am on a Vegas kick lately, so if you are interested in taking a chance on me, drop me a line!]]> | <![CDATA[Hi, Im looking for a genuine guy to share my passion with.
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So if you’re a clean male kind and sincere, living in Orlando and you are good looking and bright then get in touch. Please no baggage!
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I like the outdoors and having fun. Movies. Walks on the boardwalk, the beach, the woods. I give great cuddle and fun conversation. Funny, witty, a bit sardonic - thats me! Now for you. Im looking for someone who enjoys life, is playful, intelligent, culturally sophisticated and kind-hearted. Someone who is able to be comfortable living in the moment. Emotional and financial stability are a must. Game players, married men need not apply.]]> | <![CDATA[A few things about me ... Im basically a happy person. I love to laugh, cuddle, kiss and do other fun indoor activities! I love to be outside too ... hiking, boating, or soaking up the gorgeous Florida sun. If its outside, most likely I like to do it. Im just as comfortable going out with friends as I am staying in for a quiet evening. I am a fun, easy-going, sincere, caring, kind, loving, and passionate woman. I love spending time with friends and family and consider myself lucky to be blessed with great people in my life. <br>
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Something Ive learned in this life ... Do what makes you happy, be with who makes you smile, laugh as much as you breathe, and love as long as you live. And most importantly, life isnt measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the number of moments that take our breath away.<br>
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Im looking for someone to laugh with, snuggle with, have fun with, and share those great moments with as well as the occasional bad day. In short, Im looking for my best friend. This man would be fun, loving, kind, honest, sincere, confident, and trustworthy. Could this be you???]]> | <![CDATA[I am Latin, but was born and raised here in Wilmington, NC. I like old movies and classic rock and I also like the beach & old R&B music.<br>Just looking too kick it, lookin for someone thats down for whatever. If u have children that's perfect too, I love kids.<br>]]> | <![CDATA[ Hi! I am a 47 year old white female that is looking for a gentleman,If you have forgotten that a lady deserves to be treated like a lady,Please go to the next ad. I am not a super model but, I get told I am an attractive lady with a big heart. I love life even with the curve ball it tends to throw us.drink,smoke or do drugs. I believe that God is #1, without him nothing seems to fall in place. #2 Family!!! #3 Work, Yes! We all have to do it, and with gas and such it seems to have increased to more than full-time. I am not into one night stands but not wanting to get married any time in the near future. I would appreciate if there were no games, the only exceptions are for board games or a fun exciting game of twister...... WooHoo!!!! Have a Great Day! ]]> | <![CDATA[<p>Hi,<dalley> thanks for <saephan>taking some time <declue>to read my profi<lattin>le. I love spor<wooton>ts going to games<segarra> and watching <spraggins>them at home<krohn> also. Goo<jeanne>d luck t<malinda>o everyone! May<jo> we all find <courtney>our heart's desire<barbara>s!</p>]]> | <![CDATA[Christian lady looking for the simple things. Friendship and Companionship.
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I am a 41 year young woman, with a lot of love to give the right man.
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I am a very affectionate, sensual, caring, sweet, honest, sincere and caring woman.
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I enjoy going to ball games, music of most every type, antique shopping, playing volleyball, swimming, walking, going to the parks, bowling and cooking.
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My children are grown and I can no longer have any more children, but would love to adopt or love the children you already have.
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I am looking for a man who is sweet, sincere, loyal, can make me laugh, give a great foot massage and someone who will treat me as their queen as well as their most significant other and equal.
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Someone who truly knows how to treat a woman and be a great communicator.
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Someone who enjoys 3 day weekends at a bed and breakfast, someone who will call me for no special reason, just to say they love me.
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Someone who will leave little notes on the bathroom mirror or in my car, teasing me about the date you have planned for us tonite and give me clues as to what might happen when we finally get there.
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Someone who will withstand the test of time; be there come good or bad.
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So, if this sounds like you, please respond. By the way, I am sweet but not stupid. Please, if you are here to take advantage of a really nice woman, please move to the next ad. No liars, cheaters or womanizers allowed. Also, have a pic available. Thank you]]> | <![CDATA[I’m 24 year old, 5’8” tall, 145 lbs heavy sincere, kind and attentive to dear people. I believe in true love and worthy man. I like to read historical novels and detective stories. I can play guitar and love to sing. I cant imagine my life without walks, picnics, going to the nature and travels. Im a very sociable person who has got a lot of wonderful friends. I enjoy spending much time with my close people. I am fond of taking portraits of people but photography is just my hobby. And I love kids. I also have got a handsome red cat that I love and consider as the cleverest one. I’m looking for a reliable, attentive man with a good sense of humour. I need a man who is serious about marriage and mutual relationships; the one who will be able to love, understand and share my interests.
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Im a sweet, pretty, green-eyed chic with shoulder length brown hair (dont let the pic fool ya)--and fun to hang out with<br>
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I feel I have a LOT to give the right person, I'm not ugly but no Cameron Diaz either (tho I'd do her, lol). Seems the men I've met are way too superficial for me. I'm into almost all music, from Abba to ICP to ZZ Top, love shooting pool, playing darts, bowling, BIG horror movie buff, love animals,kids in small doses (mine's grown and gone).
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I'm just tired of all the "go-nowhere dances" that I seem to have gotten on here, and am ready to meet someone that truly enjoys life and sees the cup as half-full more often than not. I'm 420 friendly, trying to quit smoking, down to 5 a day from 2 packs, soon, lol, soon. I drink socially, am so not a drama queen, and DESERVE a good man. If anything I've typed piques your interest, you know what to do ~ C ~ Oops ~ yes I have pictures but refuse to feed the trolls. :)~
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insatisfechas sexualmente ofrezco ABSOLUTAMENTE GRATIS mis servicios para hacer realidad todas tus fantasias. Tu pondras los limites y no solicito reciprocidad (si deseas brindarla por propia voluntad sera aceptada). Las prefiero de mas de 60 y cuanto mas gorditas mejor, pero todas son bienvenidas. Simplemente manden un e-mail con la frase "ESTOY INTERESADA" y les enviare mi foto y mi numero de telefono. ABSOLUTA RESERVA GARANTIZADA, LIBRE DE ENFERMEDADES. ]]> | <![CDATA[I am a kind hearted person and want the same in return. <br>OK...about me, I'm your typical girl next door kinda--girl. I'm down to earth, easy to get along with, sarcastic, funny, and patient (well, other than traffic!). My favorite thing in the winter is to order in chinese and cuddle with a blanket and a good movie. <p>I would like to meet someone who is ambitious in what he wants to achieve in life, fit, stable, respects a family and friends and loves animals. ]]> | <![CDATA[Wow...This woman who claims to be 27 had a child at the age of 9!
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kind of woman, a rare balance,and am stunning when the social occasion demands, I teach drama, and love working with children.I am sensual, romantic and very flexible.<br>
looking for someone who has the zest for life that I do and the energy to keep up, and is ready to drink in the essence that this short life has to offer,a strong arm around me and is not afraid to love and be loved...emotionally available..and does not sleep thier life away. ask me for more....]]> | <![CDATA[Hi Guys,
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Some of you guys are not including your marital status or race. These things are very important to women, and to not include them does not fool us. Many women can tell if a guy is hiding something.
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I am a 41 year young woman, with a lot of love to give the right man.
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I am a very affectionate, sensual, caring, sweet, honest, sincere and caring woman.
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I enjoy going to ball games, music of most every type, antique shopping, playing volleyball, swimming, walking, going to the parks, bowling and cooking.
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My children are grown and I can no longer have any more children, but would love to adopt or love the children you already have.
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I am looking for a man who is sweet, sincere, loyal, can make me laugh, give a great foot massage and someone who will treat me as their queen as well as their most significant other and equal.
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Someone who truly knows how to treat a woman and be a great communicator.
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Someone who enjoys 3 day weekends at a bed and breakfast, someone who will call me for no special reason, just to say they love me.
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Someone who will leave little notes on the bathroom mirror or in my car, teasing me about the date you have planned for us tonite and give me clues as to what might happen when we finally get there.
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Someone who will withstand the test of time; be there come good or bad.
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By the way, I am sweet but not stupid. Please, if you are here to take advantage of a really nice woman, please move to the next ad.
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I'm not into the whole "cat and mouse" game! I would like to meet a guy who is not quick to judge, open-minded, flexable...
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And the frogs come in all kinds of interesting assortments. There are married frogs who are looking for something on the side. Beee-rup. There are frogs in allegedly committed relationships — however, they've only got their front legs in . . . somehow hesitant to jump all the way into the pond. Ribbit. There are sex-starved frogs for whom mating seems to be the only thing on their minds. CROAK, CROAK! There are very nice frogs who, sadly, couldn't carry on an interesting conversation to save their lives. Rib . . . There are creative frogs who still need to do the garage band/mohawk/parachute pants thing at age 37. Beee-rup-ribbit-croak. There are very stable frogs who work 9-5 jobs and just can't understand why any girl in her right mind would take a chance on entrepreneurship when she could just go earn a guaranteed paycheck every two weeks. Ribbit, ribbit. There are rigid frogs with ultraconservative political opinions who are still unmarried at 41 but cannot understand why none of their prospective future mates can really get behind the idea of being told what she can and cannot do with respect to her own body/mind/spirit. Dub yuh.
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You are not any of these frogs.
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So who am I, this frog-kissing maiden?
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I am friendly, creative, laid back, down-to-earth, intelligent, and devoted to family. I have a wide array of interests: reading fiction & non-fiction; playing darts; watching baseball;baking; volunteerism, exploring swapmeets & yardsales; , crafting, and creating; watching and critiquing almost any kind of movie; walking - for the exercise; feeling a brisk breeze on my skin at dusk; driving with the radio at full volume; drinking in the moon.
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I believe in soul mates. I am a big girl, but I am confident. I love who I am - what my body feels like. I'm sexy enough. I'm single — but wonderfully optimistic.
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I am a moderately practicing, severely questioning Christian. When I attend church, I go for the music and the community. Could the whole Christian population on the planet BE more unhinged about a movie? At the core, I believe in an all-loving God who wants only the best for us. I believe in magic and the mystical and the metaphysical. I believe that we cannot continue to grow unless we are constantly open to new ideas, thoughts, and possibilities.
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I am an ethnic mix of Irish, and German. I have several siblings, an exhusband, a niece and a nephew.
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I am open to all kinds of activites from sporting events, theatre, movies and comedy clubs. I love picnics in the park... and the fringe will be here soon.
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If you are intelligent (in my opinion, almost everything else flows from that); honest; confident (as opposed to arrogant — you know what your gifts are and you believe in yourself and your abilities); spiritual; available (mentally, spiritually, and materially — baggage is fine as long as it fits neatly under your lily pad); playful (you not only know how to play, but you require down time, relaxation, and lightheartedness on a regular basis); funny (in that you can laugh at yourself and the world at large without always resorting to sarcasm); a great conversationalist; equal parts teacher and student; someone who combines the best of social butterfly with couch potato; willing to discuss and exchange thoughts, ideas, challenges, beliefs, and the F word (feelings) — yes, I am a girly-girl in this regard . . . then maybe you'll be one of the few who replies.
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Yes — it‚s a novella. I‚m a writer . . . you'll either get used to it or you won't. Anyway, thanks for reading to the end . . .
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PS — Things that will guarantee you won't hear back from me:
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Describing yourself as looking younger than your age.
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Telling me you're a good kisser.
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Announcing you think we might be "soul mates" in your initial reply.
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A clever reply that has no depth.
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A picture of your penis.
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A picture of you with another woman.
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A picture of you without a message.
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I am looking for a real handsome latino man, with a good head on their shoulders, good looking, great sense of humor, romantic, fun, honest, caring, outgoing,family oriented and someone who is looking for something longterm. I have no time for games so if your looking for a booty call dont waste my time or yours!]]> | <![CDATA[<p>Hi boys,<br>my name is Susan and I am an attractive 22 year old who works unsociable shifts as a careworker looking to make new friends. I like to hang out with family and friends.i want to meet anyone who has a sense of humor.. well... Honestly.. i would like to meet anyone.. :) I am in good physical condition. I am a fun girl always looking to have a good time. I have a lil' sis that is taller than me, but that's ok.<br>Physically i prefer taller men. Broad and well built. I love a good bod and a hairy chest!if your interested in getting to know me better, you know what to do.<br></p>]]> | <![CDATA[So I'm tired of wondering why I cant even get a date or someone to enjoy a decent conversation with. I have a college degree, I'm adorable too, have a normal job, I'm sweet, I love to laugh or make you laugh. I expect someone to be able to talk to me without assuming I'm just wanting to know what your up too. Im not crazy I could care less if you have friends just don't break the trust line or I'm out. Please be attractive no offense but your personal appearance is how others see you, its called "first impression". I love to be home but I also love to get out. Also, I would prefer someone who is between 23-30...
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Normally, I wouldn't post something about myself on the Internet,but I figured it was worth a shot. Just moved back into the area after graduating from college about a week ago. Now, I have joined the REAL World. Right now, I'm focused and know exactly what I'm lookin for. Nothing personal fellas, but everyone has their preferences. So here are mine:
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-Educated
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-Ages 23 to 26/27
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-Taller than 5'4"
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-Not a racial preference, but we have to have similiar interests
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-Loves to laugh and loves life
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-Has a life of his own i.e. school/work [I don't want to be his main focus]
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-Loves to dance...my favs are hip hop, r&b, reggaeton, and bachata
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Honestly, I have been out of a LTR for awhile now and want to meet new people. I have been lied to and disrespected in the past. So, my protection walls are up. But a REAL Man can find a way to tear them down. Maybe its you.....Are you that somebody?
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Here are a few things about me:
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-Brown skinned Puerto Rican
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-I love my family and since I was away at college, I'm happy to be back home spending time with them now
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-Love to dance (hip hop, r&b, reggaeton, and bachata), movies, and bowling
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Many people can be intimidated by what I have to offer, but I'm a normal woman looking for a friend that could turn into more. Hopefully, I didn't scare you away.
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If you are interested, email me back. I have pics for the serious inquiries!
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No Spamming....thanks!
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Seeking To Belong,Finally..Are You also seeking the Same?I am a BBW by 44 pounds,but losing it,hair shorter now White Female, 52 year old woman who wants to belong somewhere in life with the one who is suppose to be her number 1,in which she has yet to find..I have searched far and wide for him through all my years and I been through two marriages and through boyfriends and engagements but noone was my permanent one. Does he exist? Does he want the same as I, to belong, to love, to even care?? I have so much to learn and I want to finally grow with my last real love..Does he want to enjoy life,to shares true honesty,love,and know in his heart she is real and very sincere...as she wants.. Go to beach once a week,hold hands while walking and sharing and seashell looking,together.. Is there such a person who is tired of the BS and wants to live ,finally with a person who truly cares and is all he ever wanted in lif. This is what she wants. Email me with a picture and we'll go from there because life waits for noone..smiles
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I think I have a great personality; I am very outgoing and am comfortable in any situation. I guess I'm sort of a social; I enjoy being the center of attention and meeting as many new people as I can. I work out regularly and enjoy outdoor activities. I'm also a very laid back person, I don’t like to stress or freak out over everything or anything for that matter. I want a man that believes in the same things as I do.
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Ok, so I have been dating for a few months now and I'm frustrated with the lack of honest, upfront people in this world. The last guy I dated was awesome, but we somewhere we lost the initial spark. Not exactly sure what happened; I think the novelty of newness wore off. Who knows? I have met a few nice guys that have been true gentlemen, but they acted like a cat had their tongue or something. I mean, really! I'm an upfront and honest woman that's aggressive in my pursuit for love and happiness. I know when to step back and let love takes its course (letting things "just happen"), but I also like to give it a nudge every once in a while. I love hard and want that same type of love in return...you know, that down for whatever, I got your back type love. Dare I say it... that Bonnie and Clyde type love. Whatever happens... communication is the key to it all, let's talk: I love to talk!!!
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I'm a free spirit that absolutely LOVES, LOVES, LOVES attention and affection. I'm touchy-feely, and love a good kisser. I can be a little demanding at times, but what man doesn't want a woman that loves to rub his body and make him feel good while making herself happy in the process. *Does that make sense?* I almost confused myself with that one...lol
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I guess you want to know more about me, right? Well for the most part, you will have to talk to me to get to know me, but I'm not shy and I'm usually the life of the party. Believe me; my family knows how to party! Including extended relatives, we are 150+ strong in the metro Atlanta area. We probably have about 20-30 relatives that live outside of GA. Big family, I know! Best part yet; we are family in every sense of the word. We are always there to help each other out and bail out that cousin we all have (the one we wish would do right just once).
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I'm a single mom (things didn't work out as planned) and part time student. I work fulltime and always have something I could or should be doing. I'm always on the go, but I definitely make time for my special someone. I'm ready to spend quality time and hopefully the rest of my life with a man that matches me and my personality. You think you have that spark that will stop me in my tracks?
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I work hard at my job (for over five years) and play even harder when it comes to having a good time and dating the right guy. I enjoy having lunch dates with my girlfriends to catch up on what's happening in our busy lives and I spend my other free time (not much) whipping myself into shape. I actually like sports and activities; I just hardly have time to keep up with it all. But again, I make time for the things I like...football, my guy, the love of my life... my child, and occasionally the gym.
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Me - 49, divorced, non-smoker, funny, good conversationalist, loves life and all it has to offer.
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