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<![CDATA[Ok I need to explain myself first, well my title that is. I am not looking for one night thing, or sexual thing at all; however, I am looking for a girl who wants to experience many different sexual things. That said, If you are not an experimental or sexual girl, no need to reply, if you are very sexual and open minded, well read on :)
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I dont like to talk much about myself, since its hard not to sound conceided, but I will give it my best shot. I am a normal guy (I need to say this, since I came across many wierd people in many years of using internet - not CL or dating, just regular internet), I love to joke and laugh, and its an absolute must for yuo to like to joke and laugh as well. I dont smoke, nor do I drink, but I dont mind if someone smokes or drinks. I dont mind 420 either, but I dont like junkies or druggies (which is the same thing, but it emphasizes it when said twice :) )
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Not a violent guy, I like to think that I live in a happy world, and I really feel like that as well. I know no one, or nothing is perfect, but we can at least try to be as good as we can.
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I love animals, sports, music, hanging out wiht my friends, watching movies, reading books, talking to interesting people... basiclly anything that anyone else would like.
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I am 5-11, in shape and I try to excercise as much as I can, and I love if we could do it together (I am a good motivator).
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Ok now what I am looking for.
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I dont mind looks or age all that much, but we do need to match. There has to be chemistry between us, and there has to be connection as well.
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You have to be interesting and able to have a nice and long conversation. I dont like shady people, or materialistic people, so if you are one of those dont reply. If you are not, well I hope I hear from you soon, and please tell me a bit more about yourself. I really took my time (maybe I didnt spell everything correctly, but I was typing fast) to write this, although my time was limited, and I hope you tell me something about yourself, and send a pic.
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I will keep on posting this untill I find a perfect match, and I hope you are the one. Hurry, offer wont last :) joking of course
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O yeah and please dont send me myspace links, just send a pic or two (i dont have aything against myspace, its just that I dont have one, and I really dont need one either)
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“Now, that looks like a happily married couple.” Remarks the husband.
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“Don’t be too sure, my Dear. They are probable saying the same thing about us.” Replied his wife.
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A man walked into a bar and ordered a glass of white wine. He took a sip of the wine then tossed the remainder in the bartender's face.
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Before the bartender could recover from the surprise, the man began weeping. "I'm really sorry. I keep doing that to bartenders. I can't tell you how embarrassing it is to have a compulsion like this."
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Far from being angry, the bartender was sympathetic. Before long, he was suggesting that the man see a psychoanalyst about his problem. "I happen to have the name of a psychoanalyst," the bartender said. "My brother and my wife have both been treated by him, and they say he's as good as they come."
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The man wrote down the name of the doctor, thanked the bartender and left. The bartender smiled, knowing he'd done a good deed for a fellow human being.
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Six months later, the man was back. "Did you do what I suggested?" the bartender asked, serving a glass of white wine.
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"I certainly did," the man said. "I've been seeing the psychoanalyst twice a week." He took a sip of the wine then threw the remainder into the bartender's face.
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The flustered bartender wiped his face with a towel. "The doctor doesn't seem to be doing you any good," he spluttered.
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"On the contrary," the man said," he's done me a world of good."
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"But you just threw the wine in my face again!" the bartender exclaimed.
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"Yes," the man replied, "but it doesn't embarrass me anymore!"]]> | <![CDATA[Tall, handsome, employed,stable, 30's,ex-smoker, ex-junkie, seeks ex-junkie lady for meetings, coffee, and companionship. your picture gets mine. anonymous dontcha know.]]> | <![CDATA[Hello. Im looking for someone with these interests. Not looking for anything really serious right now as I have recently had a hard exit out of a relationship. :( I am not ruling it out as a possibility but lets see wha happens. Im just looking for company going to shows, talk about music, coffee and whatnot. I dont drink or smoke or have tats or piercings. would like that to be mutual but i can be leanient. Hope to hear from you soon! Send me a pic or myspace and you get mine]]> | <![CDATA[What you want to know about me is: I am a 23 year old male who just graduated from SDSU. I am looking to pursue a career in the CHP in the next couple of months. Currently I am working at a Hotel downtown. I am told that I am a funny guy and love to joke around (but am serious when I have to be). As far as hobbies go, I love sports. I love to play them or watch them. It doesn't matter. If you are into sports, thats more of a plus.
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As far as what I am looking for in a girl, the biggest thing is personality. If you do NOT have a personality or can't take a joke, you need not apply. Also, please be able to hold a conversation. I am not a smoker so I hope that you are not too. Also No Drugs of ANY kind.
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If you want to take a shot, send me a message back and include a picture or a myspace (That isn't privatized). Without that, yours will just be deleted. Lastly, in the title line put Shark (since there is soo many scams on Craigslist). IF IT DOES NOT HAVE SHARK IN THE TITLE, I WILL DELETE IT!!! ]]> | <![CDATA[Are you willing to indulge in a bit of sensual pleasure while you're waiting for Mr. Right?<br>
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Do you like kisses on your neck? Nibbling on your ears? Sucking on your nipples? Do you crave big warm hands? Long nimble fingers? An incessant tongue? Do you like to be taken from behind? To be pressed under a pounding weight? To buck and ride freely on top? Ever dreamed of being wrapped in silk sheets? I just might be the guy for you.<br>
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I'm looking for NSA fun or repeat encounters (Sex first - Friends later). Your age and race are not that important to me.<br>
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I'm single, 35, white, 6’6”, and average build (padded abs - I'm quite cuddly). ;^) I’m disease free and I play safe.<br>
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I am 5'11 195 blue eyes , cute smile! email me your photo and details, please be under 30 .
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Thanks!]]> | <![CDATA[I am looking for a nice and good looking girl (if you consider yourself to be a good looking girl that already tells me that you are confident in yorself, and I like tovhat) for a littel chat. I dont know where this would go, or what I am looking for, but again most of us cant be sure that things like this will turn into anything anyways.
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Age doesnt matter, but please dont be over 50
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a little joke about that now that I am on that subject
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What's the difference between good and bad boobs?
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Between good boobs you can see a necklace
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between the bad ones you can see bellybutton :)
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What's up San Diego?
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Any girl for a little chat/laugh/interesting conv?]]> | <![CDATA[Just pretty bored looking to chat, if your interested shoot me a email!]]> | <![CDATA[I am in my 30's Italian/Irish, clean cut, am stocky..but NOT slobby! Single, live on my own, dark brown hair, blue/gray eyes, NOT into mind or word games, easy going, spontaneous, knows what "true" sensuality is & would like to find a THICK woman to make time for & spoil each other! I am very easy going & told nice to be around!
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**PLEASE NOTE....I LUV wide/thick hips & med. to smaller waist & overall thickness as in girl below***
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Please send a simple pic(s) & a little about you.
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Thanks a lot!
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I just want someone that can show me a good time and not be a psycho about it.
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Later.]]> | <![CDATA[You must be exactly 39 years old and under 5'7". Other's will not be contacted. Please tell me something about yourself. If you are having trouble with what to write, imagine that you are introducing yourself to someone who is considering wether or not to meet you. Also imagine that this person does not want to play 20 questions by writing a ton of email.
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I have an example as a courtesy to you:
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I'm 39, 5'10", white, average build, single, no kids, non-smoker/non-drugs, engineer (kind of nerdy).
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I know how to use they/they're/their properly...but whenever I write that, I usually have a spelling mistake in my ad! You girls are so good at proofreading! I always get a reply like "excuse me sir, you misspelled 'thier' " Why do you waste your literary talents on this site?
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My Ideal Person:
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She would be single, dd free, non-smoker, good personality, a team player, realistic expectations, and interested in ME. After all I am the center of the universe as far as I'm concerned. If the universe is truly infinite, then every point in it is the center...so it might as well be ME ME ME.
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PS : Here's a tip: guys don't care about the fat on the back of your arms. Its the last place we're looking!
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Do not even think about letting me sit around with nothing to do on saturday night. I'm not even kidding Craigslist; you're on thin ice with me already after that time when what I think was probably a 13 year-old girl reposted some other person's great ad, which I then responded to, only to find myself talking with a dullard. A dullard who thought "percistancy" was a word.
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Seriously Craigslist, I'm a great guy. I'm funny, good-looking, well-read, and lots of other hyphenated self-aggrandizements (I even hyphenated that! Can you imagine how much fun e-mail banter is with me?) and I'm sassy. Who doesn't love sassy? This shouldn't be so hard. Just tell these ladies that I pretty much hover around indie-type bands as far as music goes. I'm teaching myself the piano (very sexy). Oh, and I almost forgot, I'm like a billionaire with super powers. There, that should get some hits.
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Oh, and Craigslist? I'm serious. I don't have any plans tomorrow night so let's figure that out.]]> | <![CDATA[You: Are you on medication, or even better, multiple medications? Are you confused by life or just plain ol’ overwhelmed? Do you think that you might, or do, have multiple personalities? Do you want to go have a drink tonight? If so, I want to meet you.
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Don’t worry, there is nothing wrong with you, just about everyone is messed up in some way these days.
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Me: Not on medication, don’t need it. Not confused or overwhelmed. Only have one personality and it finds humor in just about everything. I want to go out with someone tonight who promises to be an adventure.
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Pic for Pic. Send your stats and I will reply in kind.
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Anyone's up for a Marguarita this evening?
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*LOVE POETRY
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*AND LOVES TO MAKE PEOPLE LAUGH
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*GOT MY OWN PLACE WITH A FRIEND OF MINE.
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*CELL PHONE
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*FAMILY AND FRIENDS
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* AND WAY MUCH MORE. JUST LET ME KNOW IF YOUR INTERESTED]]> | <![CDATA[I travel to SD very often... in need of someone to intoxicate with my affection and passion when I'm here. Would much prefer women around 35-50. Roses, dinner, drinks, TLC, Padres, etc... are you ready?]]> | <![CDATA[Who knew random hook ups and serial dating could get so blase. Remember how you liked some super sweet candy as a kid, like Fun Dip? It's lost its appeal now, right? But, alas one time you loved it so *sheds slow solo tear*. Intimacy is nice. Casual closeness is great as is condom-free sex, the way nature intended it - Damn you Modern Age! Now, I don't believe in instant relationships but, my objectives have changed, ah, become more clear.
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Crucial stats - cute, built, employed, live alone, sensual, sexual, easy going, fun.
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I am a vacationing alien with a castle in the clouds seeking earthling romance. I am educated, almost handsome, totally lovable, communicator, athletic, cultured, skier, thinker, employed, faithful and mentally available. A compassionate guy with a great personality. 49 years old but look not a day over 48. I enjoy little things in life. Mom says I am a nice guy!
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All the good ones aren't taken. Send e mail for clues on this special man. Lets have fun.]]> | <![CDATA[who may need a helping hand...and is interested in an ongoing mutually beneficial something something...send details about yourself if this describes your needs]]> | <![CDATA[Just got home and it's a beautiful early evening. Any cute chick want to chill with me and smoke some greens? What does it take to blow great chalky smoke rings? Practice, practice, practice....I'm cute, built and good company.
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I can understand if this bothers some people so that's why I put it out there right away. I have been staying away from the dating scene because of this but my female friends keep telling me that somebody would be very lucky to have a relationship with me. So here I am giving this a shot.
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I have never been married and don't have any children. I love kids though so I don't mind if you have any. I grew up in Wisconsin and have been here since shortly after college when my mom was diagnosed with cancer and given 2 months to live. I came out here to be with her during those final months and never went back. I love San Diego and am glad I stayed.
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I don't ask for much except that someone is honest, loyal, caring, and respectful. Most everything else in negotiable but you must have those traits.
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I believe in a monogamous relationship and I don't "serial" date, meaning I'll only work on one relationship at a time. I won't pencil you in on Friday night and then someone else on Saturday night.
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Anyway, if the ad hasn't scared you off so far, please drop me a note and I'll be happy to tell you more. Thanks for reading and good luck in your search.
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I'm mostly looking to make some new friends, or in another words, i'm totally not looking for sex. I'll admit, i definitely enjoy affectionate, sensual, type fun, and enjoy massages (i'm really great at giving them). But, i'm not looking for sex or anything, just maybe a little playful fun. If any of this sounds like you, then, send me an email, I’d like to chat with you.
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I’m 5'11, white, college education, live in San Diego, look nice, normal person. And, please, i've had no luck with CL because i keep getting fake emails from spammers....so if you could tell me your favorite san diego restaurant?
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Would love to connect with a single, widowed or divorced woman with similar interests for dating and possible LTR.
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Perhaps we can meet this weekend. I have a picture available.
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<p><font face="Eras Light ITC">CL order bride...I am not sure how to post what I
am posting without sounding desperate...haha...so here it goes...</font></p>
<p><font face="Eras Light ITC">I am 29 years old with a lot to offer a good
woman. I have posted ads on here, with a few great contacts, but these
people do not want to really meet. They want to be email friends forever.
I am not interested in that. If you reply to me, please reply with a
strong response to my outpouring of thoughts here and please be ready to grab a
coffee or go the beach for a nice walk! No games please.</font></p>
<p><font face="Eras Light ITC">I am pretty specific in what I want in a woman
and I know this is one of the reasons why replies trickle in, but if you are one
of the few that make it through this, then you must be somewhat of a good match
for me. So what is the harm in meeting up tonight or tomorrow for some
coffee and some conversation? Why must we drag out what we can talk about
in person. I am not interested in a one-night stand, a fling or partying.
I am not into that scene. I am a small business owner, so you could say I
am in a career. I have one very nice newer car and one new car, so you can
say that I am mostly financially reliable and responsible. I am in a
position to support a wife right now, if that wife wanted to get involved in my
company. Otherwise, hard working women turn me on. Not interested in
lazy or freeloading women. I see all these VERY attractive women
supporting some broke ass men, who have emotional issues. Well, you will
not support me. If you want to pay on some of the dates we go on,
sure...but I will never ask you to pay my cell phone bill, car payments, or my
rent! I mean, for real girls...why would you support these broke ass men?
I come from nothing and made myself into something. I have always stayed
on top of the game!</font></p>
<p><font face="Eras Light ITC">Turn offs: Being honest and not hurtful here, I
am not attracted to women who are very overweight. Rolls and stretch marks
are not even remotely attractive to me. If you smoke, that is very bad
too. I do not even want to you if you ever smoked. To me, that is
nasty! If you are 15-20 pounds overweight, I am okay with that. I am
not opposed to a woman with meat on her bones. I want a woman who I do not
have to beg to get into a bathing suit for the hot tub or pool, or the beach.
I am tall and thin, so I am not apposed to a tall woman, but prefer a lot
shorter than I. If you talk with slang, we can be friends, but not lovers.
If you do not wear make-up or dresses, we would not work out either. I
love to go to nice places and I love when my girl gets looks from across
the room (unlike a lot of the jealous types). I am not into party girls or
women who have a lot of 'guy friends'. If you get along 'better with guys'
then you do with girls, then I am not into you. I do not want to date a
guy, or I would go the other way.</font></p>
<p><font face="Eras Light ITC">Turn ons: A woman not afraid to show some skin, a
woman who at the same time, can dress up for Church. A woman who takes a
few minutes to get ready, even if I am rushing her, but does not take hours and
is not late to everywhere we go! I am a mostly timely person. I do
not care if you work or do not work. I only care that you have a respect
for money, that you are not materialistic and that even though I can buy you a
$200.00 dress, you take me to Ross to get you that new outfit for dinner.
I would love you to encourage me to be financially smart. If you can help
me cook a mean dinner for family and friends, that is a bonus. If you are
shitty at bowling like I am, yet you can get right in there, that is awesome to
me. I love to date WEEKLY! Even when I am married, every Friday
night, we would go out somewhere. A lot of my friends are in dull
marriages and going through divorces, because they lose the 'dating' part of the
relationship, then it is too late to go back. I want someone who will go
to museums with me, movies, walks, hiking, camping and more! </font></p>
<p><font face="Eras Light ITC">I live on my own and I do not care about your
living situation, as long as it is drama-free, not with an ex or a guy!
Just too weird, ya know? If you reply to me, telling me you match
everything, but one or two things, and too bad for me, then you will be ignored.
I mean, really? If you think you are a great match for me, but for one
thing, then get my attention, but telling me what you are missing and what other
ways you make up for it. I have so much to offer a good woman, and I want
you to offer me so much too! I want when my phone rings to desire to
answer it! I want you to be excited to see me, as I would you. I
have opened up a lot in here, and I expect the same of you! When you
reply, I hope you are interested in meeting soon, because after a few emails,
you will lose my attention. I am not into the whole internet friendships.
If you feel we are a match, lets trade pics and go from there! Something
as simple as coffee, public place, comfortable conversation and I am a good
conversationalist...unless I am nervous, I sometimes talk too fast...hahaha...</font></p>
<p><font face="Eras Light ITC">Please be 100% real and no games! And
please no one-line replies!</font></p>
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I just got a new computer and am having trouble scanning pictures in to it. Not the best I know. If you are interested I can send you more when my friend shows me how to do it. I'm terrible with with computers. I did manage to set up my own email though, it only took me three call to Cox.]]> | <![CDATA[I'm 28, 6ft tall, clean cut, good looking, intelligent, outgoing and NORMAL. If you aren't a regular craigslister, and like me just decided to do something spontaneous by coming on here, then feel free to email me. Maybe we can chat or possibly more... if you're lucky. And be sure to include a pic. And yes that is a real picture of me, I'm not all about posting my face on here so I figured the least I could do is show off the goods ;)
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You: No children, attractive, non smoker, no drugs, low drama.
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I am told I am attractive, with a great smile, and cute eyes. I know my way around the bedroom and a woman's body. I love to kiss and believe it is the most intimate act that a man and woman can share. I am a loving, passionate, giving lover and am comfortable with my body, my sexuality, and like having fun in the bedroom.
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I am a divorced father of 2 beautiful boys. I'm a self motivated business owner and contractor.I see them on Weekends. (they live with their mother)
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Im seeking a fun, down to earth lady to share quality time with. Im in a position in life where i have a lot to offer the right woman and willing to make a go of things and start fresh with someone special.
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I enjoy skiing, playing piano and romantic dinners on the coast.
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please be between 24-42, in good health, enjoy the outdoors and have a current picture to send.
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thank you very much for your time and i truly look forward to hearing from you.
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kind regards
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Mike. ]]> | <![CDATA[I figured I might as well give it a try. I am sure not having any luck meeting the type of women that I would like to meet so here I am posting an ad on craigslist. I'm really just looking for a sweet lady to spend some of my time with. Please send me a picture if you are going to respond as I like to see who I am talking to. Also, feel free to check out my myspace page at jc_diggity and you can leave a message there as well if you want.]]> | <![CDATA[Like attracts like; best odds for a happy relationship. Therefore:
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SWM 70 going on 60 seeking attractive, slender female counterpart for friendship and maybe more. Weekends for now; I still work M-F 4-11.
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Virgo, Cancer, Picses preferred. Politically near center and spiritual, not religious. Non smoker/non drinker. Rich or poor, but rich would be nice.
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My interests include family, travel, mts. and desert, the internet, antiques, auctions, silver/gold/treasure detecting, stocks, casinos,Jay Leno, reading, writing, Beethovan & rock music, wide-ranging conversations, non-fiction, documentaries. Not into a lot of movies except classics.
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I know, I know, too much info; just being specific--why waste time?
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My name is George and I`d prefer to meet with you personally and share
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I`m athletic, communicative, monogamous, 6`1", 190 lbs, nonsmoker, nondrinker,retired and originally from New Jersey. (no Tony Sopranno conections) :)
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I enjoy traveling in the outdoors where I can camp, hike, kayak and bike.
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Stimulating one on one conversations, reading and Yoga are also some of my favorite activities.
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And let`s not beat around the BUSH, my Political bias is Socially Liberal and Fiscally conservative.
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I'm a bartender at Dirty Del's in Downtown. It is on the corner of 10th and Island Ave. My shift starts at 2:30pm so if you want to meet me then come on down and enjoy a two for one drink special when you mention this add.
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Hope to see you there.
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Later on]]> | <![CDATA[who wants to drink 2nite? call me seven seven five four five zero three seven 0ne three Andy]]> | <![CDATA[hi im a single white handsome very nice classy honest friendly guy.
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i want 1 lady to love forever where are you?
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come to me,i have never been Married and want to Be:-)
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Thankyou kj]]> | <![CDATA[in town with a few of my boys for a very short 12 days and trying to make the most of it. just looking for a lady to go out with... bar, club, beach, whatever. nothing more, nothing less.... i suck at these brief descriptions and think its pretty goofy to sit here and try to win ppl over with funny comments and other BS ya know?? all i can say is i'm a GUARANTEED good time, know how to have fun and it will be time well spent. i have a few pics, if interested shoot me an email. pls send one of yourself as well. ]]> | <![CDATA[Well lets find out...shall we? I want to get back into the dating scene. It would be nice yet not ideal to eet someone from posting a craigslist ad, however, I must try this with an open mind. I want to meet someone who is fun to hang out with, who likes to go out and do different things. Someone who appreciates a good guy, good music, and treats people and animals with respect. Someone who isnt shallow, mean, and snotty. I like to consider myself all the above. i believe that you live life once, and you should enjoy life and what it has to offer. I also hope someone out there is willing to give me a chance to know me and not judge me by a photo. I do have photos, and I know I am not ugly. I just want to meet someone real. So if you are convinced that I can possibly be the man for you, why don't you drop a line or a few and tell me about yourself...]]> | <![CDATA[Hello if your reading this your probably looking for love as am I. I 've met some nice people but not the right one I'm 6'1 attractive brown hair hazel eyes I love my family and friends. Looking for a girl that does the same,thats laid back but a little assertive don't like to always have to take the lead a woman that knows what she wants and goes for it. Like to go out and just have fun and enjoy each others company and be honest about who they really are and not play games.If this sounds like you I would love to talk please respond with a pic and i will do the same............. ]]> | <![CDATA[Hi, not to sound pretentious, but I'm from the south so I know how to act like a gentleman.
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Missing fun.
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Your picture gets mine.
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I really don't know what to put here, because it seems everyone is looking for something so specific. So I guess I'll throw out my details and see if they mesh with what you're looking for.
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Physical-wise: I'm tall,, dark brown hair/eyes, average/nice build. (I know I could have just posted a pic, but I'd rather just send the pic directly to you)
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Interest-wise: (I feel a run-on sentence coming on...) I'm into traveling, good movies, the outdoors, the indoors, books, fun events, the occasional bar, and generally doing things I've never done before. I've got widely varying musical tastes, and I mean all over the place.
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<b>1. George Bush is to sentient life as a carrot is to __________________.<br><br>
2. This was an Algebra question but CL told me it violated the Terms of Service. I guess math is offensive. Anyway - invent your own math problem, then provide the answer to it.<br><br>
3. Basal ganglia refers to: <br></b>
a) An indie rock group out of Iceland, comparable to Sigur Ros<br>
b) A fungus that often found growing on the underside of things<br>
c) An incredibly nerdy gang, prizing wordplay above all else (and are often beaten up as a result)<br>
d) Subcortical brain regions responsible for motor control<br>
e) I Googled it, jerk<br>
f) Carrot
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<b>4. False or falser: Made of Honor has some redeeming qualities, despite the horrible premise and the ridiculous way "made" is spelled in the title.
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5. Which of the following mixed metaphors is most appropriate for looking at Craigslist personals:<br></b>
a) Wandering in a desert of banality and then being suddenly attacked by the jackals of stupidity<br>
b) The alarm going off, getting out of bed, getting dressed, eating breakfast, getting out to your car, working a full day at work, and then having your alarm go off again and realizing that you just dreamt an entire day at work<br>
c) Swimming in an endless ocean surrounded by eels that gradually suck your soul out through your face<br>
d) Listening to a beautiful song sung by a beautiful bird while wearing a pair of beautiful shoes and then suddenly the bird takes a crap on your shoes<br>
e) Driving a snowmobile across an expanse of tundra when you hit a rock and it overturns, pinning you underneath; at night, the ice weasels come<br>
f) None of those are mixed metaphors, they're extended metaphors, you jerk<br><br>
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7. Gas prices are going to continue to rise; some people are forecasting $5/gallon before the end of the summer. How screwed are we, on a scale of 1-10?<br></b>
a) 12<br>
b) So screwed.<br>
c) I have a bike. And grow my own food. And never mail anything. In your FACE.<br>
d) I own a Hummer. I do not understand this question.<br>
e) Remember that time when gas was $3 a gallon? Like, a few months ago? Yeah, that was nice.
f) Carrot.<br><br>
<b>8. OMG last Monday's episode of House. Comment.<br><br>
10. What happened to question 9? Be explicit.<br><br></b>
That's it! Enjoy your summer break!]]> | <![CDATA[hello , seeing if a nice women would like to go to dinner tonight? I am SWM 42 in good shape , I am a normal person , and a gentleman, hope to hear from you thanks Don.]]> | <![CDATA[Having no plans for tonight, thought it would be nice to find someone to hangout with. i enjoy conversation, having drinks, listening to music, watching movies or television.
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Well im JIM here on CL looking for a nice girl to get to know and see where things go. I love the outdoors and like staying active. If anyone out there is looking for a laided back, fun loving, eaygoing, funny, sweet, romantic, chill dude then plz let me know so we can chat :)
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I do appreciate a well rounded, spirited lady that's attentive and independent without being overly self-involved, age doesn't really matter what matters most is the heart, Sweet on the outside but soft on the inside. I like music, dancing, watching movies, cuddling, golfing, ride my horses, swimming, bbq.s , love to give body massage, playing pool cooking, the beach, romantic evenings, nice wines, watching movies, camping ,fishing, ect .I'm someone who is ambitious, caring, romantic, sweet, loving, respectful, funny, and smart. I feel trust and mutual respect are important, but communication and honesty is key to a successful relationship. I’m a simple person and I live a simple life. I have all I need to live a comfortable life, but I am looking for that special someone I can share it with. When I’m in a relationship, it’s because I want to be and not because I have to be. I am a romantic and loyal handsome guy. My first loyalty is to my partner and family. Once you’ve earned my love, you will have it for the rest of my life. Laughter is important to me and an adventurous spirit even more so. I know its all be said before a hundred different ways but I am all those things. A great evening for me something simple and fun.. a cozy time at home with candles romance and Lady. It comes easy for me to be sweet, loving and friendly. Send a picture and ill do the same .]]> | <![CDATA[in shape married man looking for a happy hour companion. hurry up, get back with me, work day is ending soon]]> | <![CDATA[I'm a very mature 20yo who knows what he wants. <br /><br />
I am looking for a white girl, who is in good shape, mature, emotionally well adjusted, who has goals and is working towards them.<br /><br />
I am 6'2, 175lb, brown curly hair, hazel/green eyes. <br /><br />
I am a photographer - I own my own business and work freelance for a couple businesses<br />
I am a student at a digital arts college and I am very close to getting my degree<br /><br />
Please reply with a picture. And girls only please, I am not interested in guys.
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Ambitious, Driven, Doesn't accept living average life. Wants to do more in life always, striving to find your higher potential. Loves helping others. Positive attitude. No Drama.
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Thanks for viewing my post. Never thought I'd go for online dating, but it's challenging to meet quality women so I thought I'd give this a try. Besides, my sisters and a couple friends keep prodding me so here I am. Tried this for the first time several weeks ago... and learned I need to put some guidelines out there!
PLEASE respond only if you honestly think you are the type of woman I am describing here. And PLEASE respond with a full length photo. :)
I am looking for a woman with these qualities:
Intelligent, active, romantic, affectionate, responsive, attractive, and most importantly... a woman with depth. Age 35-45, a couple years younger or older possibly if we have energy and chemistry.
Like art, have a sense of humor, low maintenance, easy going, know I am not perfect going in and know you are (probably) not perfect either. But willing to work on it (and grow) as I will too.
Be reasonably fit NOW, as in excersize, fitness, and activity ARE AN ALREADY ESTABLISHED lifestyle for you. I need to drop about 10 myself but I am not interested in women that are 20+ lbs overwight and are not relatively toned, slim, and somewhat athletic in appearance.
I'm not at all looking for an anorexic, or a Barbie doll type, or an extreme athlete, but a woman that has obviously been taking care of herself.
I try to maintain a reasonable level of fitness and I think it's reasonable to connect with a woman that has a similar lifestyle. Call me crazy maybe. Looks are of course not the only thing that is important to me, but it is important as far as there has to be some visual attraction, right?
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Me? I am 5'11 (180cm), weigh 195(88kg). Brown hair (still mostly all there too!), Brown/green eyes, broad shoulders. Educated, intelligent. Self employed (Real Estate License, work in Finance, Property and Asset management), not missing any meals.
Divorced for years. My ex wife and I have always remained friends. A few ex girlfriends have remained friends as well (relax, no play going on!).
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I am open to having a child or two with the right woman, but it's not a requirement.
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Have traveled some, though not lately. Italy (my favorite), and Switzerland (both multiple times), France, The Maldives (off the hook world class diving), Indonesia, various locations in Mexico, Costa Rica, maybe a few others.
Maybe somewhere interesting this year? With you?
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Like wine and I am trying to learn more about it. Love GOOD Tequila and Margaritas. MMMM Tasty! (maybe too much at times. Ohhhhhh yaaaaaaaaa...) :)
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Loyal Charger Fan for many years (GO BOLTS!!!!).
Live about 100 meters from the beach. Love art (and I am very attracted to artistic types).
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Love good healthy food: Thai, Sushi, Mexican, many types, and I always eat my veggies. Well except beats anyway, yuk! Not real fond of onions or cabbage either. I like a lot of different types of music. Love riding my motorcycle, and outdoor activities such as the beach and hiking. Walk almost every morning, and evenings as well. I used to surf almost daily, not very often anymore.... hopefully that will change this summer. :)
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I can be a pretty good listener.
I am very romantic in many ways, and can be very passionate.
I Love sex. I Love making love even more. I think the inventor of astroglide is a genius and hero. (wink)
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I confess, and cannot not deny... I like European style, culture, food (and women!).
Love sunsets, and yes I actually make a point to admire at least a few a week.
I have been involved sporadically with a few charities over the years, and still contribute some cash here and there, and my time also to one that is close to my heart. I should more often.
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I believe it is the little details that add quality to experiences. Examples: A nice wood table vs a cold glass or metal one. A nicely prepared and aesthetically pleasing meal instead of food slopped on and hanging over the side of the plate. Good service. Real flowers and plants vs plastic. Common courtesy and tact. Being in a beatiful place with no one else around and enjoying quiet beauty of the moment.
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Sometimes it would serve me well to temper my responses to situations by counting to 3.... or sometimes maybe 10! :)
I am not an early riser. 7am is my norm.
I am sometimes a sleepy head and a little grumpy until I've had my morning dose of caffiene. And I do not trust people who don't need caffiene. Oh and skinny chefs. :)
I believe people are basically good and the world is generally a friendly place (glad I'm not in Iraq).
I see the beauty in many things, natural or manmade, large or small.
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I cook pretty well (because I like to eat!), but I'm not much of a housekeeper! I've been told I am cleaning and ironing impaired!
Ok.... that's all for now. Maybe TMI.
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If you are interested and feel like you have most the qualities I am looking for, AND you are attractive, reasonably fit and active as an EXISTING Lifestyle now, please respond. Please don't send something asking me to go to your chat this or that, look at your whatever space or page (what the__, over?). And please indicate which one is you if it is not a solo pic! (seems obvious but....) It's really not that difficult! And what's with all the mystery about age? Come on girls, really. Who am I going to tell? Am I going to put up a billboard near your work, or house? Tell it like it is! :)
Sorry, I'm not looking for a chat "relationship" only to find out there is no physical appeal. So you HAVE TO send a pic, or I will not respond.
So... all that said over and over, please send a full length photo if you would like a response. Or a pic from at least from the knees up (I'll take the chance you have feet).
No pic? No full length pic? Not likely to get a response.
I'll be happy to send you some back if I think we have possibilities. So send a/some pic(s) and let's see where things go!
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Have a great day or evening, and good luck to you in all that you do...
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1) So when my aunt invites me to her house for the summer she'll stop saying "and you can bring a PARTNER if you'd like." WTF, am I a part of a pro wrestling tag team? I'm 27 not married, and not in a steady relationship. That doesn't mean I'm gay?
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3) It would be awesome if things worked out and we moved in together so my rent would be cut in half. Dude, think about it, with what you pay in rent, and what I pay in rent, put together, we could get a motherfucking, mac daddy, place.
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4) I don't want to die alone. (nuff said)
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5) SEX!! (Oh come on, it's not the ONLY thing I'm thinking about but why the hell does anyone date? It's O.K. for us to like sex and admit it.)
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6) Once I'm part of some type of agreed "relationship" or "couple" then I can start fixing all my single friends up with the most horrible women ever, to get back at all the people who did it to me. Jesus Christ! You call yourselves friends? I had to change my number and almost had to move.
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7) I'm 5-9", 165 lbs, Brown hair, blue eyes, and dress nice. I'm a full time student and an intern in the record business. (this isn't really a reason but I just think you should know all this stuff)
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8) They don't package pasta for one. Every time I make spaghetti I always throw the entire package in the water because it's stupid to only put half. Then I always wind up with too, GODDAMN, much, pasta and it's really not as good when you re-heat it. Diner for 2.... problem solved!
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I've lived in San Diego for 7 years now, working as a engineer, contracting to the military. I am going back to college to get my degree and see what else interests me. What degree(s) I end up with after this jaunt back to school remains to be seen. It is difficult to pick a profession for your next 20 years of life while taking a few classes on the subject. Maybe my approach is wrong, perhaps I should just go back to school every 5 years or so and get a new degree to keep things exciting.
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You should be easy going, but have ambitions, and be able to take a joke. I get along with a wide range of people and like to think I have an open mind, so I don't really have a 'type', be yourself.
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Thanks]]> | <![CDATA[Okay i have come to the conclusion that using CL for relationships doesn't work. I have posted on this website a lot and only gotten poor results at best. However bars and clubs are worst.... Most of the women i have meet off of this website have either been:
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...I don't think I am asking for too much in my posts, it's usually just honesty, caring, affectionate, and attractive... Now you can't tell me that San Diego has that shitty of a dating pool! I really would love to hear from somebody that has all of these qualities. . I’m very sorry but I'm NOT attracted to big women. Sorry if this offends you but I am not going to lie about it. Anyways other than that I would love to hang out, dinner, movie, party, whatever :-). I have a long weekend and I would love to spend it with some one other than my friends. Hope to hear from you soon! ~ And yes the pictures are me and yes I have many more! Can’t wait to hear from you Please reply with a picture!
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As it is with the dating scene - or at least, in my experience, that's what happens every time; I go looking for a great CD only to find that there's only one good track on it. I look for a good woman THAT MEETS MY REQUIREMENTS and I find that they meet one and fail in 30 others. Doesn't work for me. I don't expect perfection but I at least need 17 of 20 of the CD's tracks to be good or great.
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What do I mean? Well let's see. A woman dealing with me *MUST*:
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- Be clean. Smell good. Take care of herself physically.
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- Work for a living.
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- Live ALONE or with one or more female roommates.
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- Be no more than 30 years old.
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- LOOK YOUNG. Don't lie here. Some women claim "everyone says I look like a teenager" then you meet them and they look 40. Come on.
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- Dress not only nice, not only sexy, not only classy, but dress YOUR AGE and DRESS THE CENTURY. That means I shouldn't see females with afros and bell bottoms, hair nets and fishnets, sundresses and hair bands, flower prints, etc etc etc. Sexy, but classy. You should be better dressed than me if we're in public, and believe me - that isn't easy if I set my mind to it.
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- Keep her attitude in check. Put it this way - you should tell me "yes" 99% of the time, "no" 1% of the time and any "no" should be supplanted with evidence that I'm wrong or out of order. In other words, if I ask you to wear something, wear it. If I ask you to come see me, come. If I ask you to try a game, try it. No guff.
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- Make time for me. If you can't make more than one day a week available to talk to me, you and I won't get along.
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- Have a vehicle of her own AND be willing to drive up here to me. I don't go to a woman first. You driving to see me will prove to me that you're not superficial; that way if you don't like the way I look, you're the one who wasted gas, not me.
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- Be intelligent. It's sad that I even have to mention this one, but there are some truly ignorant females in the world.
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- Be NOT fat. 150 lbs on a man is slender. 150 lbs on a woman is fat.
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"So you think you're all that??" Nope. But I know what I want.
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"Who do you think you are??" A male.
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"What the hell is wrong with you??" Nothing. If you think something's wrong with me because I know what I want, clearly you were offended by something I said - which means I was right about something I said, which means you shouldn't be contacting me.
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"You must be gay!!" Because I won't settle for fat females with attitude issues?
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"You're so rude/you should be ashamed of yourself/etc etc!!!" Whatever.
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this engineer is ready to get out of the lab and enjoy san diego's weather
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Im an engineer and looking for someone free during the day or weekends to soak in what san diego has to offer. I own my own company so can go to the beach and stuff when most people are at work
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Holler at me if interested ]]> | <![CDATA[ME-► Single, early 40's, 6ft, muscular/thicker type build (246), tattooed, well educated, have two kids (15 and 17) who live in the Midwest with their mom, ride a white Harley Road King, non-smoker, social drinker, no drugs, very clean, very monogamous, love to laugh!, a little sarcastic with a good sense of humor, and have an upscale pad.
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WHAT I'M INTO-► Guitar, Karaoke, happy hours, dive bars, bands, I'd like to try some camping this summer (not required), Harley rides along the coast/into the desert, cooking/BBQs, live music, working out, and eating healthy (I've lost 36 lbs since New Year's and want to keep it off).
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WHAT I DO-► I'm a Math and Science tutor for grades 7-12, as well as a professional guitar player/teacher (my B.S. degree is in science/teaching). Because I'm self-employed, I'm able to take my mom to lunch and play a little cards (Skipbo) with her a couple of times a week. She really enjoys our time together, and so do I.
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DEAL BREAKERS -► Girls who are "Bi", still live with/hang out with their "ex", work-a-holics, obese/bbw, drugs, or would continue to go out with "the girls" on weekends.
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If you think we might be a good match, I hope you'll write me with some details about yourself, and why you think we'd dig each other.... a LOT. lol
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I'm Chris, 25, just looking to meet someone new, have some fun, and see where it goes.
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-Tall, dark (brazilian blood), handsome. Slim/athletic
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-Teach guitar lessons
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-Love to play music (guitar, piano, drums, bass, clarinette, i love it all)
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-I love adventure and excitement and outdoors stuff. Just got a surfboard! -Wanna go skydiving soon
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-I fancy a beautiful woman, but I know first hand that looks aren't everything
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